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Yo mamma’s so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mamma’s cross-eyed, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
Yo mamma’s so ugly, she went into the haunted house and came out with a job application.
Yo mamma’s so poor, burgulars brake into her (cardboard box)house and leave money!