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Topic: Off-topic / How many pushups can you do at one time?

over 30 last time

Topic: Off-topic / Favourite Serial Killers

mines kool killer

Topic: Off-topic / Which Super Mario character are you?

im toad lole

Topic: Off-topic / Birthday Of My Cat

i never give presents to my dog
we just say happy bday dog

Topic: Off-topic / How to make consolefugs mad

lol no.
by that exact time im torrenting a xbox game
its skyrim
my other one broke so im getting new

Topic: Off-topic / Birthday Of My Cat

buy him a bed or something like this if he doesnt uses toys

Topic: Off-topic / If a human baby is born in space...

no, its still human, even if it was born elsewhere

Topic: Off-topic / Fun Fact Time

FUN FACT: a elephant can poop

FUN FACT: if u cut ur brain in half while ur alive u die

Topic: Off-topic / PS4 is better than Xbox One

Originally posted by ThetaPrime01400:

Originally posted by MadJedi:

Numbers don’t matter. Numbers never matter.

with more units sold than PS3

You’re using a numeric argument although you said numbers don’t matter just a sentence ago :|

You didn’t get my point… I was saying exactly that. You guys try using numbers on me, but when I try using numbers it suddenly doesn’t work.

but its “numbers” of a previous generation
also its not even so much difference

Topic: Off-topic / How long do you think it will take modders to get around all of Xbox One's bullshit features???

microsoft is digging its own grave
nice one

Topic: Off-topic / PS4 is better than Xbox One

Originally posted by ThetaPrime01400:

Originally posted by cesarcurado:

lol ps4 is better

proof:

free internet, playing games for free, after all, you have paid for the console already, paid version gives you free games.
better exclusives, cuz halo and gear of cock sucks
kinect is for gay casuals and you are going to need it on to play
better hardware

also, looks like live will be empty in a few years, as most players are against ms

You don’t know if it’s free internet, Sony never said. They could decide to make you pay for internet. Again, you don’t know if the games will be free. (I have a feeling you think the PS4 is the same as the PS3…), Xbox One will be getting a lot of more exclusives, the next Kinect looks amazing, it can even track your heartbeat. I think that’s pretty high tech, instead of waving around a Wii ripoff like a retard. And LIVE will be empty? Wtf? The millions of members it has, they added more servers, etc… What the hell are you talking about?

theres one such thing as psn
its independent to the console, the same way live will still be on in xbo

i dont care about kid kinect exclusive games

so? can you walk with it fine? no.
whats the point of tracking the heart beat with it?

also, http://www.gamespot.com/twitter-battle/xbox-vs-ps4/
about 80% of the world is at ps4

Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever noticed how strange gorillas are?

Originally posted by cooldude1800:

Originally posted by cesarcurado:

Originally posted by cooldude1800:

I don’t like talking about gorillas. Ever since the “incident” occurred.

did they rape you?

Close. They touched me…touched me in my “places”.

you mean it gave you a handjob?
id enjoy that

Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever noticed how strange gorillas are?

Originally posted by cooldude1800:

I don’t like talking about gorillas. Ever since the “incident” occurred.

did they rape you?

Topic: Off-topic / Does anyone think you are retarded IRL?(Do you think anyone thinks you are retarded IRL?)

Originally posted by aguspal:

Originally posted by cesarcurado:

no

but on the internet…

Holy fucking flying shit, you actually wrote that perfectly! Wow disappointement gets home hard.

EDIT: yeah you edited it do make it have grammar fails! Thank you, you are still awesome then :D

diff is a short version of different, you know

Topic: Off-topic / What's your real name?

cesaer

EDIT: cesar* lol

Topic: Off-topic / PS4 is better than Xbox One

lol ps4 is better

proof:

free internet, playing games for free, after all, you have paid for the console already, paid version gives you free games.
better exclusives, cuz halo and gear of cock sucks
kinect is for gay casuals and you are going to need it on to play
better hardware

also, looks like live will be empty in a few years, as most players are against ms

Topic: Off-topic / Does anyone think you are retarded IRL?(Do you think anyone thinks you are retarded IRL?)

no

but on the internet…
its a diff thing

Topic: Off-topic / Do you like group work?

no cuz either i do everything for everyone or someone els does everything for me
mostly the first part.

me doing it alone i claim my own grades.

eg (this actually happened) the teacher requested a work of history and my “mate” was one of the dumbest and a guy who gets the worst grades I just gave him a A+ without he doing anything
all he did was really write his name

Topic: Off-topic / Xbox One

theres already a thread like this tho
ps4thewin

loll get it

Topic: Off-topic / What's your blood type?

AB or A+ or B+ i think

Topic: Off-topic / Worst music of all time?

Originally posted by lei_wulong:

Heavy metal. It’s just a bunch of long haired freaks mashing on instruments, it’s too loud, talentless and it’s all Satanic.

yea agree
metal and heavy metal sucks dicks

Topic: Off-topic / Quick highlights of Xbox One reveal for anyone who missed it

ryse

Originally posted by gluCROWse:

Originally posted by undeadcupcake3:

Taken from Wikipedia:

The following titles were confirmed to be in development for Xbox One:
Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag²⁸
Battlefield 4²⁹
Call of Duty: Ghosts³⁰³¹
Destiny³²
FIFA 14³³³⁴
Forza Motorsport 5³⁵
Madden NFL 25³⁶³⁷
NBA Live 14³⁸
Quantum Break³⁹
Ryse⁴⁰
Thief⁴¹
UFC⁴²
Watch Dogs²⁸

Guess how many of those are xbox exclusive

(spoiler: its 0)

lol
ryse quantum break and forza are
plus ppl are saying ms will reveal 15 exclusives in e3 i dont think so tho

Topic: Off-topic / Quick highlights of Xbox One reveal for anyone who missed it

How can it be all in one if there is no backwards compatibility?

dont blame me its their xbo motto

Topic: Off-topic / Curriculum is changing

what do u mean[]

Topic: Off-topic / Quick highlights of Xbox One reveal for anyone who missed it

Originally posted by mosemizrahi:

Originally posted by EpicKittys2:

I thought it was called a xbox270

And I thought it was calles Xbox 720. Xbox (nothing) —> Xbox 360 —> Xbox 1? no, it should be 720

I think that PS2 is better than the current consoles, and potentially the next gen ones. It starts games quickly and it doesn’t interrupt your gaming with updates nor annoys you with sharing and stuff. Not even mentioning DLC.

xbox one = xbox all in one