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Topic: Off-topic / SSB4 50 Fact Extravaganza 2.0!

Originally posted by PerfectTwelve:
16. Kirby is the coolest little fucker to ever be in this game


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Topic: Off-topic / What was the last thing you copy/pasted?


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Topic: Off-topic / When Was The Last Time You Could Say You Were Truely Happy?

Everything has been k in my life for a while now :)

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Topic: Off-topic / The one thing Off Topic has been missing

It also need memes.

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Topic: Off-topic / Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Maybe some details about how I masturbate.

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Topic: Off-topic / Check out this amazing dubstep/glitch song!!!

it’s k

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Topic: Off-topic / What was the worst thing you've ate in your life?

This is a good opportunity to make a joke about your mom.

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Topic: Off-topic / What was the last thing you copy/pasted?


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Topic: Off-topic / If today was your last day?

Originally posted by trollmedic:

don’t do my Homework for tomorrow.


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Topic: Off-topic / Why is math in school so useless

Because computers do everything.

  • You can understand concepts to know WHAT are computers doing.
  • If you want to be fancy you can understand math to know HOW computers are doing these things.
  • If you want to be super cool you can understand and use math to MAKE computers DO NEW things.
  • If you want to be a retarded nerd you can understand and use math to DO YOURSELF the things computers are doing.
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you put anything special in your coffee?

I mean something more interesting than milk, cream or sugar.

I prepare my coffee with cinnamon and then add vanilla extract. Love is another secret ingredient I never forget.

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Topic: Off-topic / If today was your last day?

Say that I’ve been doing an investigatin about aliens and they will probably kill me because I know too much about them.
Everyone will freak out when I actually die.

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Topic: Off-topic / what ruined your adulthood

Originally posted by ilneutrino:
Originally posted by MaginManiac7:

Drugs and funposting

Incidentally that’s also the name of my upcoming autobiography

Can I get a free copy with your signature? :’)

Will buy.
WON’T read but definitely will buy.

On-Topic: I am not an adult. I can barely cum.

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Topic: Off-topic / Anyone else having some seriously strange dreams lately?

Noice necro.

It’s always very hard to remember my dreams :(

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Topic: Off-topic / if you could date anyone

Maybe Scarlett Johansson.

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It’s not at the end.

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Topic: Serious Discussion / If I had a disabled kid I think it would be very hard for me to love him/her.

This is serious discussion OT but, as you would probably like to, you are free to fuck it up if you want. This has been in my mind for a couple of days and I need to vent. Back to topic.
Originally posted in Off-Topic. Now copy pasted here because it was suggested.

I feel like such a horrible person because of that, so much that I can’t allow myself to think about it. The title is one proof of it: “I think it would be very hard for me to love him/her”, I just can’t allow myself to say “I won’t love him/her” because it sickens me. I want to believe that if I have a disabled kid in the future I’ll come to terms with the situation but deep down I don’t really feel like it will be possible for me. I guess sometimes life gives you tests, some people are afraid of them while other people take them and become better. This is one test I am really afraid of and would never want to take, even though a lot of families with disabled children claim that they are happy.

I am mainly talking about mental disabilities. It’s completely obvious that life will be extremely hard for him, he has severe limitations that are very fucking real. For him, no “taking life with a positive attitude”-bullshit will work, that kid will never be independet, period.

If we would leave it at that you could even see it as altruistic, he doens’t have to suffer that life. But the truth is that I also have my selfish reasons, wich are the ones that make me feel like a shitty person. That kid will be a burden and that’s a fact. Let’s go with the “money isn’t a problem” thing and pretend all the medical attention he needs isn’t a problem. Even if not economical, he will still be an emotional burden for me. He will never be independent, I wouldn’t be able to stop worrying about what the fuck is he gonna do when me and my wife are gone. Do their siblings have to take responsibility for him or what? They shouldn’t have to. Then what the hell is gonna happen to him?!

It’s like an obligation to love your kids but honeslty, and I really feel bad saying it, a kid with a severe mental disability seems like nothing but problems. When I see a family with a disabled kid and they seem happy I can’t help but think they are pretending and trying so hard to convince themselves that everything will be ok.

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Topic: Off-topic / You know how feminists bitch about how they are oppressed? I just realized something

Originally posted by Holy2334:

Post that on tumblr and see what happens. :)

Of course I’m not in that shitte site. Someone else post it and show it here.

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Topic: Off-topic / You know how feminists bitch about how they are oppressed? I just realized something

First. You ARE NOT oppressed, you WERE oppressed. Unless you’re in India.
But guess what:


I kinda knew this already but I just became fully conscious about it.

Women could only be housewives, no option. Guess what, you could see men doing things but those things were also their only option. Everyone having to live working really oppressive jobs because society in general was really oppressive, that’s why revolutions started to happen.
Just as women HAD TO be housewives, men HAD TO be providers for a woman and also had a lot of other shit imposed. We should even remember that every man was expected to have the same job as his father, bunch of imposed BS I tell you.

I admit men liberated themselves first. It was easier because they were already at the front of society, forced position but at the front nonetheless.
So women stayed oppressed more time but I get back to my main point again: Society was shit for EVERYONE. Quit bitching.

But I am full of crap and I don’t even know what I’m talking about for real.
Post “Stop crapping yourself on a weekly basis” if you think I should get more informed about the topic / Post “I also crap myself in a weekly basis” if you should get more informed about the topic / Discuss

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Topic: Off-topic / games that get a lot of hate for their fanbase but dont deserve it

Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by TheQuietGamer:

Call of Duty.

I don’t know about that. Every pvp game that I have every played attracts the worst of the worst. CoD, chivalry, any PVP game is loaded with them

Listen to the comments. It’s always “I did ur mum”

Yo. THAT’S exactly what the thread is about. A decent game but the fanbase is the one that is shitty.

I was also going to say CoD.

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Topic: Off-topic / Post your dream car.

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Topic: Off-topic / If your significant other cheated on you...what would you do??¿

I do believe in second chances, not everyone deserves them though.
But that’s it, a 3rd is pure BS.

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Topic: Off-topic / Your opinion on jews?

My opinion on jews?

j EW

Kidding. I’m just an asshole in the Internet because of reasons.


Topic: Off-topic / Recommend a good first car?

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Topic: Off-topic / do you make music?

Originally posted by pro5555isback3:
Originally posted by TheDarkoko:


Fuck up slutbag ok?

Could you give more precise instructions please?