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Topic: Off-topic / Laptop fell to the ground

its k tbh

 

Topic: Off-topic / have you evr opened up a fursuit

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Topic: Off-topic / How can you undo a flag?

Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by Alinon:

Flagged for shit thread

I actually legit need to know…

Its semi-important.

Nothing remotely related to OT, comes even close to the concept of “important”.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / have you evr opened up a fursuit

Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by TheDarkoko:
Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by TheDarkoko:
Originally posted by Holy2334:

It could be some hot chick

A chick? Maybe. Like 20% chance.

Hot? . . . 2% chance. That risk is not worth getting near a fursuit.

and ware do you get these numbers?

Science.

well. . . would you like some science back. or do you enjoy hateing furries

If you have any, I would appreciate if you reciprocated with some science aswell.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Am I the only one who wipes his dick after peeing?

Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by TheDarkoko:
Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by TheDarkoko:
Originally posted by ImDamnSeriousl:

Your overthinking way to much. come back from the stars to earth.
And just try your best to stay clean.

Uhhh, that is what the thread is about.


Originally posted by 15man:

dude. . . i just do the finger push and it’s out
no need to kill a tree for piss


ew


i know touching your dick is gross. . .
but it’s less wastefull


It’s not about touching my dick, I do it every night. And it’s not gross, it’s delightful.
It’s about touching piss. Do you like touching piss, mister? I didn’t know you did.


you don’t touch piss doing the finger method. . .
you just touch your balls.

Please enlighten me. Be as graphic as possible.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Am I the only one who pees in the sink?

It all started one day when I wanted to pee and naturally went to the toilet. To my surprise, actually a minimal amount of pee came out and no more would.
Being a reasonable, environmentally conscious individual I thought to my self: “Fuck it. I’m not wasting a full toilet flush to dispose this infinitesimal amount of urine! >:(”
Mind you, my toilet is not a fancy one with those “half flush” buttons.

My mother being a reasonable, lovely lady flipped the fuck out at the toilet water being slightly yellow in colour. And subsequently flipped the fuck out at me for not flushing. Such action took my initially mild posture against flushing piss to an extreme. So I thought to my self: “Fuck it. You know what? Flushing a leak, be it big or small, is not worth the water! >:("

So being a reasonable, environmentally conscious individual I decided to piss in the sink and “flush” it with the water that runs while I wash my hands.


Discuss: How can we translate this anti-flushing stance to shitting to keep saving water so it may reach an African kid’s hands?
In my humble opinion, waffle-stomping shit through the shower’s drain is the solution that should be taken world wide. To be tested.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / have you evr opened up a fursuit

Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by TheDarkoko:
Originally posted by Holy2334:

It could be some hot chick

A chick? Maybe. Like 20% chance.

Hot? . . . 2% chance. That risk is not worth getting near a fursuit.

and ware do you get these numbers?

Science.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Am I the only one who wipes his dick after peeing?

Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by TheDarkoko:
Originally posted by ImDamnSeriousl:

Your overthinking way to much. come back from the stars to earth.
And just try your best to stay clean.

Uhhh, that is what the thread is about.


Originally posted by 15man:

dude. . . i just do the finger push and it’s out
no need to kill a tree for piss


ew


i know touching your dick is gross. . .
but it’s less wastefull

It’s not about touching my dick, I do it every night. And it’s not gross, it’s delightful.
It’s about touching piss. Do you like touching piss, mister? I didn’t know you did.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Am I the only one who wipes his dick after peeing?

Originally posted by ImDamnSeriousl:

Your overthinking way to much. come back from the stars to earth.
And just try your best to stay clean.

Uhhh, that is what the thread is about.

Originally posted by 15man:

dude. . . i just do the finger push and it’s out
no need to kill a tree for piss

ew

 
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Topic: Off-topic / have you evr opened up a fursuit

Originally posted by Holy2334:

It could be some hot chick

A chick? Maybe. Like 20% chance.

Hot? . . . 2% chance. That risk is not worth getting near a fursuit.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Am I the only one who wipes his dick after peeing?

Every guy complains about that one last drop of pee, no matter how much you shake your schlong it will end up in your underwear. . . supposedly, that’s it if you are not the smartest guy around I guess.

Our ancestor’s minds, who lived millions of years ago, managed to link stones with hitting animals, maybe yours can link paper with cleaning body waste. The idea is not even innovating or new in any extent of the word, I’m sure you are already familiar with the concept of wiping the shit that stays in your body surface after you excrete it.
Maybe just do the same with pee?

Anyways, it’s not my business if you want to walk around with piss in your pants like a baby. If babies wore pants.


Discuss: How you can’t even take care of yourself, so you’ll never be able to take care of a woman.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT thread you are a 12 year old girl

I’m just gonna do it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What do you think about bisexuals?

For some reason my mother is ok with gays and lesbians but she says bisexuals are not ok. I guess if you are going to be a fag, might as well be a full fag and not a half assed one.

As for my opinion, I don’t give a shit.

Discuss people who can’t decide what’s better, penises or vaginas.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are you clinically overweight?

Not a fat fuck.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I propose a new event.

no

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i'm comeing out and saying it.

When I was a kid I used to play a really shitty Fantastic Four game in the PS1 with my brother.
In some level there were some humanoid whales and they made a funny noise when we hit them.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Just today I realized something I never understood about Santa when I was a kid

Originally posted by James146:

A huge amount of people are homeless in the world.
A huge amount of people do not even have proper homes and are easy to get into.

So the conception that he has to send presents to “a shit ton of houses per second” is invalid.

No house, no gifts.

And abusing the elves so they work harder is Santa’s job. Hitting those fuckers is not vacations.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So Now You Can Turn Your Ashes Into a Vinyl...

How about a recording of my voice saying goodbye or something like that?

A song feels too artsy and corny to me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How often do you play games on Easy difficulty?

Agree they’re usually boring but some people barely play videogames and straight out suck at them, so easy is the only way they can enjoy the game.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Im sorry, I lied, [1k post]

Originally posted by ImDamnSeriousl:
Originally posted by aguspal:

Good Job then?

YEs at least one person congratulates me. :)

You are a sad and shameful representation of a human being. You have achieved nothing and never will.


That’s a negative congratulation. You are back at 0 now.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Just today I realized something I never understood about Santa when I was a kid

Originally posted by Pipipipipi314:

What about the toothfairy? Sure, they don’t have to do as many houses but they have to do them every single night. Santa meanwhile only has to do one night and then he gets the other 364 days of the year off

The rest of the year is not a vacation for Santa. He has to make the gifts.
And maybe there are more than 1 fairy.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever contemplated suicide?

Honestly, it is pretty fucking scary.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Just today I realized something I never understood about Santa when I was a kid

I accepted he was magical and all that mystic stuff but still, I just couldn’t understand how could he possibly visit ALL THE HOUSES IN THE WORLD IN ONE SINGLE NIGHT.

My theory was that he didn’t actually get inside the houses but just made the gifts appear inside while flying over them.

Just now I have realized that night does not happen in the whole world at the same time. So instead of having 10 hours that the night lasts, he has 24 hours that the night takes to go around the world.


Still a shit ton of houses per second.
Discuss: How amazing it is that Santa Claus is real and manages to do this every year, for love and happiness.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Best .gif you saw in recent times? (OFFICIAL masterthread)

Requesting thread lock because I tried to make an image/gif thread once and people pissed on it this forum is obviously not an image board hurr durr

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Explain your avatar

It’s a cat and how it will look like in 20 years according to some shitty website.