Recent posts by TheDarkoko on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / How do we get news from North Korea?

Isn’t it supposed to be isolated? The latest thing is that Kim executed the Minister of Defense because he was sleeping in an event, there are even details that it was with an anti-air cannon. HOW CAN WE BE SURE ABOUT THIS? I am sure that North Korea’s government doesn’t go around saying how they kill their people.
I am guessing that there are spies but maybe, just maybe, it is nothing but negative propaganda.
Yes, yes, they do have a dictatorship and should not be that way but I feel like the enemies of North Korea are very interested in turning the whole world against them, probably to the point of making fake news just so everyone gets on their minds how bad is Bad Korea.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / An evil mage casts an evil spell on you: You are forced to be on OT for 8 full hours per day during 1 month

I would embrace it.
I would become the most recognized OTer and then pretend that such status is a big deal and super cool, to be admired.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is it wrong to be immensely aroused by your own beauty?

Originally posted by Uberkorrektheit:
Originally posted by DarylDixon101:
Originally posted by ImplosionOfDoom:

If you made a clone of yourself that was grown to your current age and tried to {bleep} your own clone, is it technically masturbation?

Okay… unesissary… dude. No. XD

Just because something is unnecessary doesn’t mean people can’t do it. You still use a bunch of alts even if there’s no point to it now that everyone knows you’re related.

Uber. Do ALL of your accounts get banned? Because you are constantly making alts too.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / so i have to choose between an airsoft gun or a bike

How much would you use the gun?
Would you like to get a real gun later?
Do the bike and gun cost the same?
Can you sleep now?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / why isn't your name pokerpo?

Because the name is already taken.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: speak like a mod

Originally posted by Gevock:

Hey there, I’m the forum mod over on Off-Topic and noticed lately you’ve been posting some pretty inflammatory stuff. Please refer to the guidelines sticky found here. I thought I’d talk to you first, but I will have to unfortunately silence you if you continue.

You’re more than welcome to reply with any questions or concerns. I’m always happy to help. Thanks for listening!

Any????

You are a liar >:^(

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 15man's furry recruitment office!

Almost convinced me but nah.
Also, I think the sexy furry drawing should have 8 tits.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I am inpatient...but have a question

Click your post count.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Pipipipipi314's DAMA (Don't ask me anything.)

Originally posted by JoeySkywalker:

The structure of DNA appears to be intelligently designed, what are the implications?

It means that a far superior alien race genetically engineered us.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Whats your favorite color?

Originally posted by Andyb112:

Neon.

Is neon a color?

Mine is green. All shades are delicious.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Does my avatar invoke an emotion in you?

Originally posted by JoeySkywalker:
Originally posted by TheDarkoko:

Disgust.

Related: How is that related?

Since you ask clearly you have not been here that long.

I did assume your image was something about old OT times.
It has been revealed, once more, that I am a newfig.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Does my avatar invoke an emotion in you?

Disgust.

Related: How is that related?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Pipipipipi314's DAMA (Don't ask me anything.)

Did you suffer a contusion on the head at some point in your life?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / if you had a bucket

Originally posted by TheDarknessBelow:

I’d fill it with happiness.

^This kid.
I would fill it winning lottery tickets. Then rent whores.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HELP ME GUIS, I'M ON A RAMPAGE!

Originally posted by Pipipipipi314:
Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:

YOU MYUST EXCAPTE WE MEEED UPI

HOW CAN I ESCAPE FROM MYSELF?

Go to sleep, then go see a therapist.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HELP ME GUIS, I'M ON A RAMPAGE!

At this point… you are by yourself.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Let's have a

Oiga ¿no tiene una salsa más picosita?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Let's have a

Yo quiero 3 de pastor y 3 de costilla. Sin verdura porfa.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HELP ME GUIS, I'M ON A RAMPAGE!

can’t stop WHAT

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HELP ME GUIS, I'M ON A RAMPAGE!

Don’t worry, I’m sure it’s……. nothing

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Tinychat Thread: OT Edition

Originally posted by Gevock:

You fail to realize fish is on there. Nothing single-handed about it.

also you bby ;)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / IS the video game "Splatoon" WORTH the money???

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Zicit 3000th Post

Whoa. You should get a prize but for being the person who cares THE MOST about postcount!
Did you seriously counted your posts over a dozen account just for… just for what? But well, whatever you want to do. I am just jealous because mine is tiny anyways.

Don’t review me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Failure topic

Why won’t you tell us more about yourself Uber?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Psychological technique to let someone down

Was I supposed to not expect it?