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Topic: Off-topic / Worst thing you've said to your parents

I don’t think I’ve ever said anything bad to them.

My brother wrote one time “Mom is a whore” in a steamy bathroom mirror because he was pissed off at her for some reason. She hit and send him to sleep in the living room and I was sad because he wasn’t sleeping in the same room with me that night :(

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what

Originally posted by Holy2334:

I don’t get it.

You win at hiding messages!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favorite Number

7 and 9

 
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Topic: Off-topic / where will u go when OT completely dies?

Originally posted by CYRYYY:

I hope I can find another decent forum with a decent community that doesn’t move horribly slow.

You want me to go fast? You just need to ask for it baby ;)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who is the most Badass OTer?

Well, you too have some balls to make threads like this.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / you wake up and...

Write a shitty creepypasta about it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / fun things to do when you're bored

Wow, it seems like you have tried EVERYTHING already!!!
If I felt bored after all that I would think I have some serious medical situation going on in my brain. But I think YOU know yourself and would know if you need to see a psychiatrist.

Anyways I was also going to suggest something like this.

Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:
write a book

It’s surprising how much imagination the average person has and it is rarely used. It might be a bit hard to develop at first but it’s there.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / When you give out advice, be very careful to not start your sentence with "just".

You know, no one like having serious problems. If someone is having a problem they are probably trying to solve it already and if it isn’t solved, it probably is because it is not easy!!!
Saying “just” makes the solution sound so simple and it isn’t.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Off Topic Midnight Discussions At Exactly 11:59 PM According To GMT.... #1

Doing some homework.
And the mascot is Michael Rosen.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I was an uncultured swine that didn't know English.

English is important because it’s now the global language (it used to be French but f*ck that) so it is studied pretty much in any country that even tries to be relevant.
This thread is about mistakes you made in English that are supposed to be very, very basic.

  • All my life I’ve considered my self to be very good at English but until last year I didn’t know that “which” was written with an H after the W!!!. These are the most basic things to make questions, the goddamned “WH words” and I wrote “wich” for so much time.

Please insult me and tell us how bad you fail at learning languages.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are you a boob man or an ass man?

Originally posted by Fishstickz13:

Tits are life but ass is home

I would post this in social media if I didn’t care about people thinking I’m a perv . . . or if I used social media.


Both are beautiful and thought about it long time ago but it was super hard for me to decide. I just couldn’t pick a favourite. Instead I used this method:
1) How would I feel if I was with a girl with zero boobs?
- It would be shitty but ok.
2) How would I feel if I was with a girl with zero ass?
- COMPLETE DISAPPOINTMENT

I can’t decide what is better, they’re both awesome. I was only able to decide what is more important

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Post epic maymays here

Originally posted by Gabidou99:

Here’s one of my memes!!

pokeymain sux

 
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Topic: Off-topic / "Art".

2deep4u

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Sometime ago I saved an image to share it with you but forgot to upload it. I found it and now it is here.

Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

u no u cüd hav just savd le pictur as an imag

So you could see that this was on Kong. Kong is ok with kids going to play pregnant furry games.

Originally posted by Mikkmar:

A disgusting, stretched-out jpeg which shows that you don’t have any form of ad blocking. Great.

I don’t visit sites with intrusive ads so I don’t need it. And I was not going to resize that image.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Mental illnesses aren't real

Originally posted by Ubervierte:

If everything is predestined why are you trying to change my mind? Why are you bothering to do anything?

Maybe it is predestined that I will change your mind.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Sometime ago I saved an image to share it with you but forgot to upload it. I found it and now it is here.

I swear I don’t browse furry stuff, look closely and you’ll see that’s just an ad of a flash games site.
But not ANY kind of flash games! Look at that! Pregnant furry flash games!!! ewww

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Mental illnesses aren't real

Originally posted by Ubervierte:

1. Not all material things are worth the same. Who told you that?

You know what I meant. Our soul isn’t just some sludge.

3. It isn’t 100% predictable because it isn’t 100% understood.

But if it’s material it’ll be understood one day. That means everything we think, feel and do follows the laws of physics. So we aren’t free.

1. I never said the mind was material. Read again. I said it exists thanks to material things, and thus is something real.

3. Yes, I do believe that.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is there any OTers beside me that play Pokemon?

pokeymain sux

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Mental illnesses aren't real

Originally posted by Ubervierte:

1. It isn’t about the “soul”. That’s something you would say if you were trying to explain the mind and psychology to a little kid. The mind exists because of the structure of your brain cells and effects caused by neurotransmitters, which are material things.

So my mind is worth the same as a rock or a table. That’s what atheists actually believe.

3. It does not imply that, psychology is complex and every case is unique. Also, you have free will and use it to do something predictable.

If the mind is material how isn’t it predictable? Everything will follow the laws of physics.

Funny how people that fall for “science” hoaxes don’t notice the irony in believing in something invisible like mental illnesses while making fun of Christians for believing in “something invisible”.

1. Not all material things are worth the same. Who told you that?

3. It isn’t 100% predictable because it isn’t 100% understood.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Mental illnesses aren't real

1. It isn’t about the “soul”. That’s something you would say if you were trying to explain the mind and psychology to a little kid. The mind exists because of the structure of your brain cells and effects caused by neurotransmitters, which are material things.

3. It does not imply that, psychology is complex and every case is unique. Also, you have free will and use it to do something predictable.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should I tell my therapist about OT?

Originally posted by StOtS:

yeah, i understand

i was thinking more about an unwillingness to open up than maliciously lying to a therapist. seeing as you’re meant to be in therapy to help yourself, i can’t imagine why anyone would think lying would be productive in any way. unless of course they’re in therapy for lying. then that complicates things.

anyway, i’m in total agreement.

do not lie to your therapist aguspal!!!!

i still don’t see how darkoko’s analogy applies though.

I’m special.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should I tell my therapist about OT?

You know, going to therapy and not trusting your therapist is like trying to hook up with your crush by offering her free sex. . . is not going to work :’/

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should I tell my therapist about OT?

Originally posted by aguspal:

Well this does not count.

Except it does. It shows that you aren’t sure about your actions and you don’t trust your therapist. All of this are important things that will allow her to understand you and help you.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should I tell my therapist about OT?

Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by TheAznSensation:
That’s not how half the community acts. Most of them call him a sh*tposter and whatnot. That may be a bit of generic term around here but they mean it

The majority of flaming in OT is simply playful shit-talking.

I agree.

Thanks everyone for your input! I will take them all into account.

Originally posted by TheDarkoko:

Hi Aguspal’s therapists :)

Hola Sra. terapeuta de Aguspal. Porfavor componga a ese muchacho que necesita ayuda, esta medio mal de la cabeza. Argentina es bonito pero hablan raro.

Lol if I DO decide to show her OT I will delete this thread.

No Aguspal, debes mostrarle TODO.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should I tell my therapist about OT?

Hi Aguspal’s therapists :)

Hola Sra. terapeuta de Aguspal. Porfavor componga a ese muchacho que necesita ayuda, esta medio mal de la cabeza. Argentina es bonito pero hablan raro.