Recent posts by ShadowIceKing on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / so I showed up at work

Originally posted by ToolOnDeck:

And no one is here. Should I leave? I called my boss’s cell phone, and she didn’t answer, so I left a message saying I’d wait around for like 15 minutes and leave

but the lights are on in there, but the door is locked and the receptionist isn’t there and the office behind her is empty.

I fear something terrible happened

Aliens.

Topic: Off-topic / So i'm in school

Originally posted by ShadowIceKing:

50 Shades of Gray is to porn what a tree is to a squid.

If you don’t get it, I’m saying 50 Shades of Gray is a retarded book trying to pass itself off as porn, and it isn’t. It just isn’t.

and then you find out it’s a twilight fanfiction

Ogawdwai?

Topic: Off-topic / My Best Friends Love Same Girls As Me

Originally posted by Hallucent:

Dude, you don’t even know what love is

You just wanna fuck her

Topic: Off-topic / Black People

Topic: Off-topic / So i'm in school

50 Shades of Gray is to porn what a tree is to a squid.

If you don’t get it, I’m saying 50 Shades of Gray is a retarded book trying to pass itself off as porn, and it isn’t. It just isn’t.

Topic: Off-topic / Black People

Fuck it. Go on living as though stereotypes stopped existing. I’m going back to playing games.

Topic: Off-topic / Black People

It’s racist to say a lot of things. I stopped caring. And we do not discuss the Dutch here. For they are the Dutch, and must remain there.

Well lucky you. And no, I live in a middle-class neighborhood, and am sitting in my college’s lobby. And just because you don’t see it, doesn’t mean it stopped existing.

Topic: Off-topic / Black People

Originally posted by TheInternetRules:

SIK, I think you live in the 90s.

That stereotype is so outdated you look like you’re trying to play the victim.

How is that stereotype outdated in ANY way, when it’s being done right now? I can look to my left, and there’s a whole group of grown, black men, wearing their pants below their asses.

I think some of you people might be living in a fantasy world where stereotypes just stopped existing or something. Or maybe you just can’t see what’s happening around you. Because everywhere I look, it’s one stereotype after another getting perpetuated.

Topic: Off-topic / Bronies haters.

I don’t know what the purpose of the topic is but I think I’ll throw my two cents in.

I don’t like the show. It makes my eyes vomit rainbows and my ass shoot glitter everywhere… Well, in my mind it does. In real life I just try to hide my face and cover my ears. That being said, I like the art. The fanart. when it isn’t busy being porn, there’s actually some really nice fanart out there. And the meaning behind the show; loyalty to your friends, solidarity, all that good shit… And drugs. Pinkie Pie = DO DRUGS. Are generally nice to know. Even if they could go about it in a way that didn’t make most people go and rage about an animated cartoon on the interwebs.

Topic: Off-topic / Black People

Originally posted by ToolOnDeck:

Originally posted by ShadowIceKing:

Originally posted by ToolOnDeck:

Originally posted by ShadowIceKing:

Originally posted by ToolOnDeck:

Originally posted by ShadowIceKing:

Morgan Freeman, Will Smith, and Bill Cosby. And myself. But I’m not awesome. Just a black kid with more sense than the average stereotypical black guy.

shut up fucker, don’t try to put yourself above the rest

I do that by not wearing my pants around my knees and putting on a belt.

“I’m better because I don’t dress in a way that most people look down on”

no

“I make myself feel better by trying to start shit with a random person.”
No.

But your stereotype of black men wearing their pants around their knees doesn’t apply to me. This is about you, for whatever reason, feeling you’re better than the average black person

No, that’s the standard stereotype. “Black men are loud, ignorant, obnoxious, belligerent, wear their pants down below their asses, are violent, thieves, thugs, crooks etc etc etc.”
Me stating what people already know and are constantly saying, or in most cases where I live, either not saying, or just perpetuating it endlessly, does nothing. I can think of myself as being above the stereotypes as much as I want to. Do you have a problem with that?

Topic: Off-topic / Black People

Originally posted by ToolOnDeck:

Originally posted by ShadowIceKing:

Originally posted by ToolOnDeck:

Originally posted by ShadowIceKing:

Morgan Freeman, Will Smith, and Bill Cosby. And myself. But I’m not awesome. Just a black kid with more sense than the average stereotypical black guy.

shut up fucker, don’t try to put yourself above the rest

I do that by not wearing my pants around my knees and putting on a belt.

“I’m better because I don’t dress in a way that most people look down on”

no

“I make myself feel better by trying to start shit with a random person.”
No.

Topic: Off-topic / Black People

Originally posted by ToolOnDeck:

Originally posted by ShadowIceKing:

Morgan Freeman, Will Smith, and Bill Cosby. And myself. But I’m not awesome. Just a black kid with more sense than the average stereotypical black guy.

shut up fucker, don’t try to put yourself above the rest

I do that by not wearing my pants around my knees and putting on a belt.

Topic: Off-topic / Are you a sadist?

Short answer: Yes.
Long answer: deleted for the ability to scar children to their cores

Topic: Off-topic / Your Father Tells You You're Adopted,

5) “KNEW IT. THERE’S NO WAY I’M YOUR KID!” And then ask about my actual dad and why I Wasn’t told earlier in life.

Topic: Off-topic / Black People

Morgan Freeman, Will Smith, and Bill Cosby. And myself. But I’m not awesome. Just a black kid with more sense than the average stereotypical black guy.

Topic: Technical Support / Can't do anything!

Not so far as I’m aware. If I did, I was never notified.

Topic: Technical Support / Can't do anything!

Originally posted by UltimateChaos:

Oh ugh, Firefox has stopped working for me as well. But I’ve had awful experiences with Chrome and left it. Not sure what to do now.

Maybe those guys up and wherever the firefox servers are, are busy messing things up or something along those lines? It’d make sense.

Topic: Technical Support / Can't do anything!

I don’t think I made any system updates, but you were right about it being my browser. I was using Firefox for the longest time, and then it suddenly stopped working yesterday. I’ve downloaded Google Chrome and am back in action, thanks a lot. :)
….now if only I could figure out why Firefox stopped being nice.

Topic: Technical Support / Can't do anything!

Hi urm… okay. So, I was online two days ago, everything worked fine and nothing was wrong with my computer, then I logged on yesterday, and suddenly I wasn’t allowed to type anything into my chatbox, and my chatbox would freeze up too, as soon as I entered the room, it would freeze with the last three messages on screen and when I tried to type,the gray letters that say “Enter your message here” stay gray, and clicking on them they just stay there instead of vanishing to let me type my own message. And right now it’s not even letting me into the chatboxes, it’s stuck saying “signing in.”
I’ve received no whispers from Kongregate other than from the times that I reported people, and I highly doubt I’ve been banned or something. there are no viruses on my computer because I just cleaned it. Can you help?

Topic: Off-topic / What the hell?

Originally posted by nowaitforme102:

I found my school webpages on my cpu. Nope, im not at school or anything. Im at home

You sir, are quite possibly retarded.

Topic: Off-topic / What is sadder than getting your favorite thread locked?

Anything else.

Originally posted by CROWmosome:

A dead baby.

Dead babies aren’t sad. They’re dead.

Topic: Off-topic / Has OT affected the way you act IRL

Not even in the slightest amount.

Topic: Off-topic / What's the most viruses you've ever had on a computer at once?

after an excursion into manga reading websites, I got fifty viruses on my computer.

Topic: Off-topic / Unjustified silence

no it just means you got what you deserved and you’re a raging twat. :I

Topic: Off-topic / You wake up and you find yourself in a world of people with colorful hair, big eyes, magical powers, and exaggerated emotions

Only so long as I get
A: large weapon with which I can hit the annoying companion that will surely tag along just like in every other world like this
B: magical superpowers
C: plenty of gold
D: a dragon.