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Topic: Off-topic / ♥ i hate ghetto people

I miss uhhrina
She had style~ ♥

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do looks matter if you want to have a singing carrier?

Why did you make this thread just to answer your own question?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why won't a stumbling robot accent the goal?

I didn’t know James Joyce browsed OT

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do you guys deal with stress?

Smile and make a terrible joke out of something

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The difference from OT and SD

SD more like STD

 
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Topic: Off-topic / For anyone who's taken the SAT or PSAT...

I love colleges sending me emails with my name spelt wrong

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anyone on OT like to READ?

Originally posted by IceBomb45:

You do realize everyone is reading when they’re in OT, right?

Oh gosh I did not know
How could I be so careless
I just have Microsoft Sam repeating everything said on OT for me
I can’t read things off a screen or I’ll go blind

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anyone on OT like to READ?

Originally posted by Gabidou99:

I read a bit. I don’t have a favorite book.

What exactly is the “bit” you read?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / NARUTO!

Not like it matters, it’s a battle shonen

 
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Topic: Off-topic / WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR GOAL IN LIFE?

I want to leave a big impression on the world, hopefully by helping others.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / NARUTO!

Naruto stopped being interesting after the Chunin Exams or whatever
I can’t stand anime anymore anyway so I just read manga

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The sound of rain

It snowed today here in Michigan

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anyone on OT like to READ?

I’ve been planning to read The Road and Slaughterhouse-Five
Right now I’m busy with Don Quixote

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The sound of rain

No.
You are the only one
The ONLY ONE in this entire planet
Who likes the sound of rain

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anyone on OT like to READ?

Originally posted by cesarcurado:

u dont have time to read when u got hot girls in line waiting to get banged by u.

Why bang hot girls when you could read about banging hot girls?
Silly ces. I bet you don’t even E.L. James.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OFFICIAL 1 word to describe the user above.

Overconfident

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anyone on OT like to READ?

That’s right, READ.
And by READ, I mean READ BOOKS.
What was the last book you read ?
What’s your favorite book ?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The days of ol' Hitler and Pals

Unhiding OP

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Facebook buys Oculus Rift for $2bn

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Team Fortress 2 Masterthread

people still play this?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How to properly sacrifice your friend to the Monkey Idol Gods?


well what kind of shitty prize is that

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How to properly sacrifice your friend to the Monkey Idol Gods?

win what

 
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Topic: Off-topic / my best joke

wow gay
kill yourself homo

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How to properly sacrifice your friend to the Monkey Idol Gods?

the grill must be important to you
that grill is obviously way out of your league

 
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Topic: Off-topic / my best joke

Originally posted by DiablosDeAngel:
Originally posted by OMFGPwned:

what do you call a fish with no eyes

a fsh

man this joke is funnier when it’s told orally

That’s the best on this thread so far.

All the others fucking suck.

m-my joke wasn’t that great, you asshole!