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Topic: Off-topic / OMG Facts Thread

This died quickly.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OMG Facts Thread

Originally posted by undeadcupcake3:
And a few facts about farting: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rates vary, but generally most people fart more than ten and fewer than twenty tunes each day. The quantity is said to be enough to blow up one small balloon. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The temperature of your fart is 98.6 degrees, the same as your body should be. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Yanomami, an Indian tribe in South America, use farting as a greeting. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meat contains many chemicals that cause the smelliest farts, but the all-time winner of any sniff tests may be the cowpea. One man wrote that cowpeas lead to indigestion, diarrhea, vomiting, increased belching, halitosis, offensive stool, flatulence, constipation, abdominal discomfort and sleepiness. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- People who think their families stink may be right. Flatulence runs in families, because they have a tendency to harbor similar intestinal parasites, along with an inclination to eat the same types of foods. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One serious study on the differences between the sexes concerning their eructation habits found mat when fed the exact same food, women have more concentrated gas than men, or "a greater odor intensity." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It is known that escaping gas from a corpse sometimes make it sound as if someone is farting after death. One man wrote to Bizarre magazine that he's eating fruits and vegetables so he can go out with a bang when he dies. He added that his mother, a nurse, said that skinny people made the loudest farts. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Less than 1 percent of a fart is made up of the chemicals that stink, but they're so pungent that people can smell them at levels of 1 part in 100 million. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Each volley of farts consists of about 9 percent carbon dioxide and 7 percent methane, two gases that contribute to global warming. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Farts are created mostly by E. coli and other bacteria that are microfarting inside of you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The world's greatest contemporary farter is said to be an eleven-year-old who farted 217 times in five minutes on a radio call-in show. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Farts have been clocked at 10 feet per second.
Originally posted by denamo:
Originally posted by Vegard20:

You’re told to count sheep to get sleep because sheep rhymes with sleep.
O-M-G

I always thought it was because whoever tells you that is a moron who wants to bind you to the rules.
OMG!

lol.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / OMG Facts Thread

Cats were used as shields by the persians.

 
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The tallest man on earth saved 2 dolphins with his long arms.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OMG Facts Thread

Post facts that make you go OMG!.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Username Game

Weird….

 
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Topic: Off-topic / who would win the war?

Originally posted by Vegard20:
Originally posted by londie1234567890:

edward scissorhands or edward cullen?

Both.

Originally posted by Kranix:
Originally posted by Vegard20:

Who the hell are they?


One is some guy with knife-hands, the other looks like someone from Twilight.


Is he the vampire or the wolf? Or is he someone else?

He is the vampire
 
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Topic: Off-topic / who would win the war?

edward scissorhands or edward cullen?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / who would win the war?


OR

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Any1 who wants a new facebook friend i am here

is it ur real facebook

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Any1 who wants a new facebook friend i am here

just give me ur name ill add u or i could give u my name and u add me

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Facebook names please!?

what the hell is /b/

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Facebook names please!?

please give me ur names
im tryin to beat me friend

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Facebook names please!?

thank you vegard20

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Facebook names please!?

that’s not him

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Facebook names please!?

guys i only wanna add you

 

Topic: Off-topic / sex shitting

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Topic: Off-topic / Facebook names please!?

i want your names so that i can add you basically.
if you wanna add me then my name is Polly Gwinnett.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / my chemical romance or green day?


OR

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Best album cover ever

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Best album cover ever

Originally posted by roflcoptertyler:

Protip: Lean back and look at that cover

Originally posted by unproductive:

P. sure I’ve already linked this somewhere but



soulwax any minute now?
 
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Topic: Off-topic / ^,..,^

VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your sport?

netball

 
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Topic: Off-topic / tokio hotel or my chemical romance?


OR

 
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Topic: Off-topic / the new t-mobile advert

my favourite part is this:
“oh my god i can’t believe it i’ve never been this far away from home"