Recent posts by Master_Of_Helium on Kongregate

Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

If you didn`t mistype city

Granted, now all other channels are much younger and show only MLP (not hater).

I wish I could Get PewDiePie`s headphones.

Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get Kingdom Rush.

I insert Thomas and Alfred.

Topic: General Gaming / The "What was that game called?" Thread

I forgot the name of one game on Kongregate here. In this game you are a little cowboy riding a giant sperm cell, there were enemies, you could ram them straightforwardly or slash them with the sperm cell`s tail, also the whole game was done in a cartoony, hand-drawn-on-paper style.

Topic: General Gaming / The "What was that game called?" Thread

Solitariness
Isn`t that Mutilate-a-doll?

Topic: General Gaming / The "What was that game called?" Thread

About a year ago I played a physics game made in Unity. You commanded a steampunk airship armed with a cannon and you had to demolish castles which stood on mechanical floating platforms. There were also golden ingots, which gave you extra points upon knocking them off the platforms, explosive boxes and black boxes which lead to a level failure after being kicked away. After some progress new projectiles could be unlocked, like explosive ball and shrapnel ball. There also was a plotline: two gnomes who owned the airship were chasing after the evil wizard (or witch? don`t remember correctly).

I forgot the name of this game, but i searched through my faves (I`m certain that I had added it!) and through artillery, physics, 3D and Unity tags. This game had a rating somewhere in between 3 and 4. I could recognize it by the thumbnail, but now I`m feeling like this game had been removed somewhy.

Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted you`re now overenergetic and cannot fall asleep.

I wish there were more Minecraft servers.

Topic: Forum Games / 4 word story game

And he was sent

Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but it`s made in China.

I wish Internet wasn`t for pron.

Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get a note.

I insert a golden ingot.

Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

… is not as cool as ….

I wish for a %4478@

Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but it pisses everywhere, and it`s urine is gasoline.

I wish for a tank of methanol.

Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, you survived the explosion, but it destroyed your house. And your money. And your family.

I wish people would stop wishing for weird wallets.

Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get King Arthur.

I insert a typewriter.

Topic: Forum Games / Who Ya' Gonna Call? 2.0

My smart mom!

Your computer rapes a grandad`s calculator! Who ya gonna call?

Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but it`s so hot it burns your hands.

I wish for a thousand typewriters to fall from the sky above the Pacific ocean.

Topic: Forum Games / Who Ya' Gonna Call? 2.0

A mutant bumblebee team!

Your brain is shrinking, who ya gonna call?

Topic: Forum Games / Who Ya' Gonna Call? 2.0

Originally posted by helltank:

Justin Bieber?

10-megatonnes facepalm

Originally posted by BanditEX:

Nothing happens. Who ya gonna call?

DEMONS FROM HELL! Then there`ll happen something for sure!

You accidentally bumped into one of these demons. Who ya gonna call?

Topic: Forum Games / Who Ya' Gonna Call? 2.0

Chuck Schuldiner (I had no imagination 0_o)

Pop music pwns the world! Who ya gonna call to save the world?

Topic: Forum Games / Who Ya' Gonna Call? 2.0

A projector

You got a nice boat, who ya gonna call?

Topic: Forum Games / Who Ya' Gonna Call? 2.0

Insecticide delivery.

Who ya gonna call when you spot your girlfriend cheating on some other guy?

Topic: Forum Games / Who Ya' Gonna Call? 2.0

Confectionery factory.

Whom thou be goin` to call`st when thou discovereth that thou got`st moveth into ye Middle Ages?

Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but you got addicted to saying “F#@K” instead.

I wish I had more time to play my guitar.

Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but copyright police begins to annoy you.

I wish the copyright was less strict (seriously, sometimes it sounds stupid).

Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, it clones cockroaches!

I wish I could breath underwater for hours!

Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but you didn`t wish anything certain.

I wish blakzer wished for something certain.