Recent posts by DrOctaganapus2 on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Describe Kongregate in a nutshell

A site filled with face-book clones, is Gamestop’s bitch and has more activity in idle games than most games.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, it’s a super antique coin and it’s believed to be worth trillions of dollars, which leads to you getting mugged.
I wish I could find the remote.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Endlings - IC

Drew

(Oi, I should not be awake right now)

Another human…would you look at that? Here I am thinking I’d be the only one left that doesn’t have a putrid smell, pointy ears or inhumane strength! Against my actual personality I run towards this woman as fast as I could without making a scene, hopefully. As I catch my breath, I try to look as cool as possible with a simple greet, offering to buy her a drink. (I really hope she doesn’t want one – considering I don’t have any money)

As I wait for a response, I look about the bar; it’s a small, roomy wooden tavern. It’s atmosphere is actually quite comforting, had it not be for the orcs and ogres alike that patrol every now and then. Hmm, if this place harbors human and elf alike, you’d think one would be suspisious as to why the savages (referring to orcs/ogres together) allow it. “Is it a trap?” I think to myself, without realizing I’m clutching the handle of my knife. Oh god, I hope the woman I approached didn’t notice.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Endlings - IC

Drew

Hmm, as much as I’d love to kill them, it’d only attract more attention. Especially with this mask I’m wearing. I look around and hatch an idea; I walk over to a nearby person whom I was evesdropping that he’s very faithful, and tell them that a nearby pedestrian is spreading a rumor she’s a whore, hoping to spark a fight the nearby guards will have to break up. Ugh, I hate having to talk to people…

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Endlings - IC

Drew

Hmm, a sleeping orc? Too easy! With a pull of the bow, I get ready to end it’s life. I pull harder and harder, but I just can’t, I can’t do it. It’s simply not fair, really. (Drew can also be sadistic) As I retract my bow, I decide to sneak past him, chewing berries in my mouth to spit in his face if he somehow wakes up.

I just hope I can get into the city, lord help me if I am detected in there; I can kill a few Orcs/Ogres easily, but their large numbers means that I’d be flooded in no time..

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, it hits them so hard they die and you go to jail for 25 yrs, no chance of parole for third degree murder.

I wish Gaben was an mma fighter.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Endlings - IC

Drew

Hmm…I gotta get into that city. Morgans house of Mead. I survey the gate. No way in hell am I going in there; crawling with orcs and ogres. Yuck. I’ll also have to talk to people too, which sucks. (Drew is somewhat antisocial). I suppose I can sneak into Morgan’s, this cities not impenetrable. I unsheath my blade and collect some berries, ready do head out on my long journey.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / This or That?

Protoss
Spicy or Sweet?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Endlings - Signups and OOC

DrOctaganapus, I didn’t mean to copy your sign at points if that’s what you think

Haha, no worries! Didn’t notice until I looked at it. Still, our characters are only similar in that both characters parents have been killed by the Orcs/Ogres; Drew is bloodthirsty/vengeful, your character seems well…less!

Originally posted by SypherKhode822:

R4S
I have fond memory’s of Outloved, despite the blatant Godmodding that I did that would have gotten me kicked from a game where anyone knew better. sighs
I’m going to break everything that I know and love, and sign up as someone other than Kat or Sypher.
Holdon.

I’d be a sarcastic bastard and put up a “Look out guys, we got a badass over here” picture, but this sounds awesome! :D

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Years of Independence )

Highway to Hell AC/DC

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How many times (*Do you think) you have looked at a thread but not post in it?

More than I used too; most threads are in all honesty bullsh!t +1’s w/ no value. Of course there are gems that do give fun talks but again, mostly spam.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / This or That?

Paragliding
Boxing or Grappling?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anuspal synderome:CURE HAS BEEN FOUND!

So the cure for shitposting was discovered in a shitpost? Seems kinda ironic.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Endlings - Signups and OOC

Name: Drew

Age: 17

Race: Human

Gender: Male

Backstory: Drew led a fairly good life. He lived in the backwood outskirts of a large, nearby city. He lived in a somewhat small, wooden house. He was always quiet in school, had a small group of friends, and honestly was far smarter than his age. Truely a pariah. He was always liked, loved or at least considered to be a good person; he can never really think of anyone who disliked him, per se a single bully he had, whom he viciously beat down. Regardless, he was truely a guardian angel.

Everything changed when…they…attacked. Drew managed to remain fairly safe in the city that he moved in, due to it’s defenses. However when he came back to his home to check up on it, he came upon a gory sight; he watched as Orcs/Ogres mercilessly ravaged his family and friends, burning down the house and everything he loved. He could only turn and run, stopping any tears that could make a bright trail amongst the fire. Eventually, the city fell with him. He turned back and went to the wreckage as the fire went out. Using his bare hands, he avenged the death of his parents and friends by using his hand-crafted knife and fathers bow, passed down from generation to generation. Sadly he received dire injuiries on his face, namely a large scar running down the left side of his face. He lay on the ground, covered literally in blood, sweat and tears.

He sat down near the ashes that were his parents, friends and home. Grabbing the ashes, clutching them with a powerful vice, his heart erupted with pure, searing animosity against the orcs and ogres. “These damn savages will PAY for ever existing!” Drew vow’d to the earth. He was no longer this kind, sweet boy everyone knew him as; the Orcs and Ogres have changed him into a vengeful, albeit hollow carcass of anger and hatred of a man.

Traits: Drew is very quiet, and usually only speaks when spoken too. He has an incredible wisdom and yearning for knowladge for a boy his age. He’s often analyzing everything, from the way people to speak to the wind pressures of varying areas. Even though he is angry, he is quite protective of his allies. He will go through drastic yet reasonable measures to protect those he deems worthy. Though, because of his hatred, he will murder almost anyone orc and ogre alike, most likely only showing mercy to those who don’t deserve to die just yet. Drew is very bloodthirsty, and due to color-blindness, has incredible senses, mainly sense, smell and hearing, all of which he’s honed to hunt down his prey. Due to his innate silence, people often heed what he says. Drew is unusually good at keeping a cool mind when things go awry, but due to his young age, he does lose his mind at times, showing symptoms of Antisocial Personality Disorder (APD) and PTSD from witnessing such violence.

Inventory: Drew is not well armed at the moment. He wields a serrated, steel hunting knife he’s always playing with and sharpening. One of his most impressive items is a bow handed down generation by generation. It is a camoflauge, compound bow with a complex system of gears and mechanisms which only Drew’s family could ever understand. The arrows are a special, “5 triangle” system that makes the arrows easy to pierce, but painful to remove. However he has learned to make arrows of his own.

Equipment: Drew has a backpack containing many pockets. It has a small bowl and spoon that he uses for cooking on-the-go. Alongside this are a large baggy of berries that he uses for either eating, spitting in the enemies faces or painting/camouflage. As far as normal clothes go, he has a Black hoodie with red stripes running down the black and arms, light black jeans and 2 brown, finger-less gloves. On his face he wears a mask (think of this for reference) to cover a rather grotesque scar running down the left side of his face from backlash received by the savages he killed at his home’s wreckage.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Only about 2,500,000 posts on OT?

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by Zachary_Greene:

There has been more.
Mods remove/delete tons of posts, and they aren’t counted into the total.
We’re probably at a minimum of 3million by now.

So you’re saying over 1 in 6 OT posts gets removed?

Considering how many spambots/flame wars are deleted on a daily basis it’s not that hard to believe.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Master Night 4, Round 2)

Never finished lol.

Totally not an excuse to bump

Sypher

Sypher in my own and apparently others opinion the strongest DM as of now. He has a solid melee unit, 2 dangerous ranged units if left unchecked and most importantly, his stealth unit. The manniquin is fairly cheap, powerful and is great for hit-and-run attacks and mind games. Definately a DM to be feared. Might lose to brute force however.

Kirby

Where to begin? Kirby has a wide range of diverse units. A basic slime which bites back if attacked, a freezing blob slime that can lock a unit down, a powerful albeit risky ranged unit, a Stone slime that is quite tanky for a cheap cost. With his new Telsa-Slime, he’s surely a force to be reckoned with.

Viraz

Viraz is an intresting DM, somewhat based on luck. His Forgotten Soul can turn the tide of battle, Floating Candlestick is a solid unit in that it has the ability to fight at any rage with decent attack and a Skeleton Cage, which somewhat has 2 lives. Top that off with Living Nightmare and Viraz will surely make any battle with a large amount of units intresting Cough Woofy/Piles Cough

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Wtf you eat a tarantula.

Is it still alive? If so I guess stab it to death with the fork/knife or crush it with a spoon or most likely run away like a little girl.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, he’s made into goat-meat and eaten by whatever culture eats goats.

I wish America and Asia waged war on South America.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, it’s made of Paper and breaks.

I wish that I had a 6 pack.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Is Dead

I’m not a big fan of current OT either but the stubborn will not get anywhere if they refuse to change. So all I can really say is either get used to it and be upset, leave or change your outlook on OT.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Master Night 4, Round 2)

Originally posted by SypherKhode822:
That wont be the only thing hes missing

It’s funny cause it’s insulting his MANHOOOD! FUCK YEAAAH!!

Why yes! Sypher, join me so we may embark on a quest to become HUGE!!!!!!!!!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, it proceeds to evaporate. Snowman is transcendent, Snowman Omnipresent now…
I wish for a carrot.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Years of Independence )

Popular Foods named after Places

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is trolling an Art?

A good troll doesn’t announce their trolling, does it somewhat secretly actually and usually target the less-intelligent users.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Years of Independence )

Penguins!

Locust