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Topic: Forum Games / [Puzzle]The Empathy Game Returns!

Things you shouldn’t do while driving.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Firestorm

sign (As Straight as a Circle)
First item: Fire Extinguisher
Second item:A Roll of Duct Tape
Third item: A box full of garbage bags

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Live, Die, Die Live and Die.

While the triangle is a bit too small for you to jump in. It is not the Bermuda Triangle spoken of in the legends and thus are not cursed so you avert a doomed fate.

I dug too deep and met a lava engulfed death at the core of mars.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Live, Die, Die Live and Die.

The chemical reaction of growing to your regular size dissolves the aspirins into the air and thus not crushing you.

I blast off again at mach speed into the atmosphere, burning up due to the high speeds.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but you must pay with your life.

I wish I could eat the sky

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Colors, metals, and gems, oh my! [Game][RP]

Originally posted by DarkEvilSoul:

[Someone post plz, this may die]

[plz, this may die]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Colors, metals, and gems, oh my! [Game][RP]

>Laugh unconTROLLably

[That instruction is for you, not us. Be more specific next time.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Colors, metals, and gems, oh my! [Game][RP]

Dratini
Another Day, another death. I sigh. I look up and spot Sharpedo eyeballing me as usual. However this time he had a rather suspicious look on his face. It’s not like he knew about my plans. Heck, no one knows about my plans except, well, me. I kept it a secret so nobody would squeal. Information gets around fast in the water, especially if you live with blubber- I mean blabbermouths. The hours pass by as I wait for night time and, in particular for Sharpedo to rest those dreary eyes of his. I clutch onto my trusty Dragon Scale in preparation for that event. In what felt like the longest 2 minutes of my live Sharpedo promptly passes out. Or so it would seem, I’ve seen too many victims fall by getting complacent just because he’s sleeping. He sleeps with one eye open, this I know well.
I slowly creep up to the surface, paying close attention not to collide with the other fish while not disturbing Sharpedo. My efforts were in vain, Sharpedo’s eyes open in a flash. I swim away at top speed. “Where do you think you’re going?” Sharpedo buzzed in."
“Outta here!” I promptly respond. (Kersplash!) I shoot out of the water, and plop down onto the grass, narrowly avoiding getting severed in two.
“Oh, and for you.” I start to speak “A parting gift!” I use Thunder Wave on Sharpedo rendering him nearly immobile.
“Curse you Dratini!” His words echo and complete the sound of victory that rings through my head.I am tired from my last second escape from Sharpedo so I decide to rest nearby a tree far enough from the lake from lake so nothing would jump up at me. (An unnecessary measure taken because Sharpedo has been paralyzed.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Colors, metals, and gems, oh my! [Game][RP]

[How exactly, I managed to end up in Hoenn will be explained later. Besides, they don’t call Dratini the mirage Pokemon for nothing. Also I didn’t say I lived in the ocean. Oh and I edited my post to say lake, instead of pond.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Colors, metals, and gems, oh my! [Game][RP]

Dratini

If one were to stare at my habitat with a mindset completely unaware of the terror that strikes all who live inside it, it would seem like quite a calm, tranquil place. Unfortunately this is not the case. A Sharpedo whom is hostile to all those that dare approach it is just happens to also inhabit the same waters as I. We are powerless to stop it as it devours Magikarp after Magikarp and even the Tentacools too. So many deaths on a daily basis are witnessed through my eyes but, that Sharpedo, he chooses to spare me over everyone else who lives in the lake. As you may notice just by looking at me, I happen to be larger than the targets Sharpedo picks. But that is not the reason he has not chosen to end my life already. I know the technique that can paralyze him and certainly make his life more difficult. No doubt that if I used it on him I would be his next victim. I would not live for long if I did that. I must free the other creatures that live here from his tyranny! But alas I am too weak. Luckily for me I can live on land as well as the sea though, I prefer the latter. Sharpedo on the other hand cannot live on land. So I must leave this body of water and pursue strength on the land. However at the moment I must think this over, make preparations before I leave then wait for the moment in which I can make my escape.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Colors, metals, and gems, oh my! [Sign-ups][RP]

They should. I don’t see any reason not to.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Colors, metals, and gems, oh my! [Sign-ups][RP]

I can make it artificially learn Aerial Ace, which has +1 priority.

Aerial Ace has normal priority. What makes it special is that it cannot miss.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but it’s taken too literately.

I wish for something other than this wish which is immediately enclosed within this post.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Colors, metals, and gems, oh my! [Sign-ups][RP]

Originally posted by InfiniteExpanse:

Blissy with artificially increased HP (via drugs and such, maybe a bit of save hacking for better stat increases on level up) is pretty hard to kill. Just let it sit there for a while after you use Perish Song with a different pokemon.

Or you could do the more obvious and better strategy with a Gengar in which you use Mean look to stop the bugger from escaping and then perish song so you can Protect stall till the last turn in which you switch out.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Colors, metals, and gems, oh my! [Sign-ups][RP]

It does a fair amount sure. But the chances are still in the Metagross’s ability to hit than for you to evade. Plus if you waste the turn on aerial ace, the Metagross is still going to KO you before you get any significant leeway on not being hit. The only way you could set up Double team in the first place is if you have a Focus Sash but then Luck could dictate that you’ll get hit the second time and completely ruin your plans.

EDIT: Or screw bullet punching you for the second time and just use sandstorm. On a unrelated note: When is this freaking thing going to start!?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Colors, metals, and gems, oh my! [Sign-ups][RP]

All we need to do is get that ability on a Spiritomb or Sableye. Then you’ll be set for LIFE!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Colors, metals, and gems, oh my! [Sign-ups][RP]

To top it off Ninjask doesn’t even have any priority moves, has really low defenses +1 Evasion doesn’t help much against a 100acc move plus Trick room. (Though someone else would have to set it up)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Colors, metals, and gems, oh my! [Sign-ups][RP]

Name: Dratini
Species: Dratini
Level: 10
Moves: Wrap, Leer, Thunder Wave
Trainer: Wild
Notes: Has never seen any pokemon besides other Dratini and a few Dragonair

Pi is my favourite number and I like pi.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Immortal Empire]Vote for next major feature!

Wow m4nkku, way to completely copy my post.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Immortal Empire]Suggestions

Originally posted by Tzoshirzup:

Can we get an ‘end turn’ option that ends the turn when we have 0 moves and 0 attacks left, assuming it’s not being made 0 by some sort of slowing effect. Something like:

check if (‘number of attacks’ == 0) then
check if (‘number of moves’ == 0) then
check if (‘current atkspeed’ >= ‘base atkspeed’) then
check if (‘current movespeed’ >= ‘base movespeed’) then
end turn()

sudo code, obviously optimise that so it doesn’t check everything after every move but you get the idea

There’s already an option for that, Go to Main Menu>Options>Auto End Turn>If cannot move. Move speed is mostly higher than attack speed so you’ll get the effect you want

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Immortal Empire]Vote for next major feature!

  1. Content for the remainder of the Storyline
    Having an unfinished storyline isn’t a good thing to have when you have already released half of the original storyline. This is the Main mode of the game, everything else is extra and as such it should be treated that way. Due to the amount of settings, characters, and plot points it will add more variety in the form of difficult situations and bosses. It will provide more of what is already here and answer questions regarding romance points and cliffhangers in the storyline. It will add more challenge for soloers which there seems to be more of. Not to mention that with the passive skills and upgrades to existing skills will further promote co-op so it could beat the gaunlet mode in that aspect. The inclusions of this update will also enhance the other 2 big updates especially gaunlet mode.The other two just seem like addons that should be applied to an already solid and fun experience. The last point of doing this one first is the technical aspect. This update will contain so much stuff it’s easy to assume that this could cause the most problems of the 3 so doing this one first would mean more time for people to point out and help iron out any problems with the story mode missions and possible balance issues the new skills while you are implementing one of the other two options
  2. Arena mode for PvP
    Yet another thing that is yet to be finished PvP mode. It’s not so much that the game needs this to be finished as much as the storyline does but it is underdeveloped and the introduction of a new mode of PvP could make it thrive and make it seen as a proper inclusion as opposed to as something that could’ve been. Resolving the balance issues involving 5v1 PvP or level differences is big thing for experienced players since PvP is growing. As far as the technical aspect goes things could still break as far these 36 characters go and still the great possibility of Arena mode still being broken and through the implementation of Gaunlet mode could bugs be discovered and fixed.
  3. Gauntlet mode
    It’s not like I disapprove of Gauntlet mode that I put it last, it’s that this is the biggest leech (for lack of a better term) because if i’m not misunderstood it would seem the Gauntlet would utilize enemies that could be seen in the storyline or the characters in Arena mode, which is how modes like this usually work. Which would mean those things would have to be implemented in the first place in order to have a Gauntlet mode appearance. There would be more to use and see in Gaunlet mode and would definitely provide a challenge for experienced players if done correctly (which is why I think everyone is voting for Gauntlet mode first.) Because of the probability of reusing old material in Gauntlet mode and fixing the other two modes there really shouldn’t be to many issues involved with bug fixes and such. Also if this is done first, then in order to include everything that you may want in this mode which could things that are not yet implemented yet, you’d have to update the Gaunlet, further delaying the release of something else. Well that’s really everthing I have to say about the 3 options (though i’m sure i’ll think of something else later) and that i’m okay with whatever order you decide to release them in but above is my preferred order.
 
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Topic: Forum Games / Last 3 Letters into 3 New Words

In New Gasmoxia

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Change A Letter Game!

Yes, but your face is rather pale.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted but it requires 9001v to run every second.
I wish I could die and be revived 3 days later.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted but it’s made out of explosive paper.
I wish I owned a honey badger.