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Topic: Serious Discussion / YOUR religion?

Agnostic (Christian-esque) Situational Ethicist

The right thing to do is determined by the situation and the results to all, there are no rules like “it is always wrong to kill somebody.” The decision must be made with the situation in mind. That said, I hope its Jesus who’s the real God, but I ultimately don’t really know.

Topic: Games / which is better ps3 or wii

i donno…

I have a wii… but no ps3 I can’t make a fair decision

but the wii was a bit dissapointing for a bit, until mario kart and smash bros. (cause twilight princess was a gamecube game)

Topic: Games / Worlds best games.

I’m talkin single player games, because whichever multiplayer games they make, they always get forgotten… they always improve multiplayer games (that said games that include multiplayer may still be included)

This is my personal list.

1. Metroid Prime 2

2. Legend of Zelda the Windwaker

3. Legend of Zelda Oracle of Ages (not Ocarina of time)

4. Super Mario 64

5. Metroid Prime (1)

6. Super Mario Bros.

7. Fire Emblem Blazing Sword

8. Burnout 2 (Gamecube)

9. Pikmin 2

10. (T) Need for Speed Carbon (amazing controls on the Wii!)—Metroid Prime Hunters

I know I’m gonna get alot of fire for number ten… and yes I’m a Nintendo fan. I don’t have any other developer’s consoles.

Topic: Off-topic / Tips on How to Survive Zombie Attacks

(If anyone’s still interested in zombie tips…)

I would say all you really need to do (ie the objective) is to behead or crush the skull of the zombie. True, if they are beheaded they can still live but they aren’t mobile (unless they find a way to walk using their jaws. Yeah, they aren’t mobile). Objective:behead.

Shelter/Hideout: If you can get to a bomb shelter or a tank, its pretty much sleep and relax until your food runs out, thus, this is the best spot. From their, any building that has strong concrete/stone you can put your back against is good. If you can get upstairs, do it. Bring a bunch of big rocks/chunks of concrete, the biggest heaviest solid things you can carry up. Some people were talking about like lasers and robots, but this is probably the best you will be able to do in terms of defense of your hideout. Find a hole in the floor and push the heavy stuff down on the zombies (crush skulls, eh?).

Group: Find about 2 or 3 other people. The smallest group you can possibly have with enough people to keep watch while you sleep is ideal. I disagree with alot of people about cheerleaders, they’re athletic so they won’t slow you down too much, and they should be too scared to make harmful noises. Sex is totally off limits. Not only would it distract you, it would drain you physically and it would drain your will power. Moreover, if the girl ever becomes pregnant your in big doodoo (she wouldn’t be useful anymore, and she would be slow and b%^&#$). Psycopaths shouldn’t be to problematic, just make sure they have some object at which to direct any rage.

Armour/Clothing/Sanitation: Chain mail is too heavy… just wear a good tough coat (I’m thinkin those yellow raincoats) the plastic should be tough enough to ward off bites for a while—definetly move northward at all times; wearing all these coats and whatnot is very hot, and you wouldn’t want to get overheated. Use gloves. Leg wise, get some knee pads over jeans. If you ever get bitten, its pretty much all over, so having plenty of tough clothes is important. About your head IMPORTANT: wear swimming goggles when fighting. The blood splatter will get everywhere, so, protect your openings. [A gas mask with goggles would work well too.] W/o a gas mask that most of us don’t have access to, also wear two of those allergy or scrub masks and have plenty replacements (those things eventually wear out). Wash your hands/goggles/masks all the time. If you’re out in the open, a football helmat would be extremely useful (but usually, have you back against a wall up a story with an escape upward). You should probably be wearing heavy duty fishing boots any time you’re cleaning up or just moving around just in case. (This was already mentioned) cut your hair to a buzz, desperate times etc….

Weapons (best part): I disagree with everyone about the chainsaw. If you’ve got a place to stay, extra weight is no problem. Sure, don’t give it too much precious gasolinel, but the thing could decaptitate so easily and quickly. Ruin it when you don’t have anymore gas for it. You wouldn’t want it in the wrong hands. A much better alternative would be a strong electircal saw (assuming the grid you’re at has power, otherwise, skip down a bit). I’m thinking about the kind they use to trim hedges. Plug that baby in and get going. Its light, doesn’t use gasoline, and is very effective for decapitation. Unfortunately its not mobile, and power could still go out, so…. You should find a staple melee weapon that doesn’t use ammunition (aside from the fact that bullets take a while to solve the problem) as it will most likely run out eventually. Definetly don’t count on any weapon that brags about how fast it shoots: the shots are less effective and you will run out faster. I’ll get to use of machine guns in a bit. For now, a staple melee weapon for handling small numbers of zombies. For me, it would be a fencing epee in one hand (that thing is deadly) and a steel baseball bat in the other. The epee is effective at punture wouonds, and my aim with it is reasonably good, plus the thing is d$#% fast, so I would go for the eye socket. It’s a very vulnerable location on the skull (between eye and brain is thin, there’s even a small hole for veins/arteries/nerves). Once in, jostle up the brains a bit, and that zombie should be down for a bit. Get them all down and then pound their heads to a pulp with the bat. Thats for small numbers of zombies (alone they’re weak), no use wasting ammo on them. For larger numbers, I would have the cheerleader behind/above me shooting them, and if necessary, I would use some guns too. Earlier someone mentioned WW2 era shot guns. That is such a good idea, and I’m pretty sure I would have thought of it too. The M1 Gerand would be good, but I would go with the Kar. Its rounds are more powerful, and it can be equipped with a scope (that would be a luxury of luxuries). If you can’t find ammo for that old thing, go with a shot gun. True, its slow, but you’re not just ineffectually plugging zombies with bullets. Save more powerful machine guns for emergencies and escapes. [One note about the katana… I don’t think its as powerful as you suppose… I don’t think it could cut through a skull without alot of force… plus I doubt any of you have ever used one before… get a melee weapon you’re comfortable with… a woodsman would use an axe. A massive (ie alot of mass) weapon would be useful as it can have a lot of force/momentum for a decapitation.

Ride: Obviously go with a tank if you can… but if you can’t (which is much more likely) just use a good motorcycle. You wont have to gas up too much and you’ll be able to move very quickly with a high ability to go off road and extreme mobility capabilities. You’ll need to be a good and quick driver so you can avoid any road blocks that have come down in the chaos, and any groups of zombies that might get in your way. If you need to plow, it shouldn’t be too hard to get through one or two layers….

Topic: Off-topic / Hulk Vs. Iron man

Ironmans alot cooler, but if the HULK ever got him, it would be lights out for IM.

Anyway, that would be pretty tough for the HULK, but the HULK is pretty much indestructable, so its either the HULK ftw or a big long drawn out stalemate.

Topic: Serious Discussion / The Moon Landing. True or fake?

I’m sorry… but this is completely rediculous.

I’m gald someone already addressed your oddities because I really don’t want to think about them…

Don’t start to think of me as a nonbeliever or a plumber (fixing the “leaks”), that is a crazy mentality. Seriously.

Nevermind how perfectly all of the film fit together, do you realise how many people would have to be in on this if it were a conspiracy? So many certified archeologists, NASA scientists, politicians, filmmakers, actors, family members etc would have to keep this secret and in case you didn’t notice, the US government is bad at keeping secrets.

OF COURSE the United States went to the moon. Reality check, dude.

Topic: Serious Discussion / murder v.s suicide

“if you’re going to die, why not try all those things you never tried because they could kill you?”

genius

anyway.

If I would be guranteed by God that I wouldn’t be caught, I would kill the next random person (hopefully there would be plenty of hateful characteristics about them—not anyone I know). B/c if you get caught you’re just going to live a life in prison with everyone wondering what the hell happened to you. So if there were no gurantee I would kill myself… better to have everyone feeling sorry for you than wondering what went wrong in your brain.

Topic: Off-topic / So long.. (Maybe?)

I dont even no you, and i’ve never even met you and i feel saaaaaad

(really tho… of course your comin back on… evryone has internet access)

Topic: Games / Ninjas vs. Samuri

Samuri are cooler. Ninjas are feminine, Samuris are honourable.

Topic: Off-topic / Your avatar and you...

That cross… its real. My avatar is real. I see it every 3 out of 4 days or so of the whole year.

Topic: Serious Discussion / Is the world in a crisis?

NO.

Consider how people in Russia lived in the Cold War. All work, no play (no pay). No freedom. * ruler.

Dont complain about ice, anything prices or random end of world fears.

Topic: Serious Discussion / Global Warming Vs. Cold War

I would say definetly the Cold War. The Cold War (and this is going to sound really sappy… but bear with me… I’m being serious) was a worldwide, existential, attritious clash of ideologies that showed the world very important things about economy and government. Look where the US is right now, top of the charts. Russia and its friends and territories (Belarus, Uzbeckistan, etc…) are going down quickly. The Cold War is in my opinion the most politically signifigant event in recent-ish (US) history. It is more signifigant than WW2 because WW2 was caused by bad times due to pass. (WW1 was not really signifigant in terms of politics or even microeconomics.

Global Warming is… fake. Its really nothing to worry about. The point is, the temperature of the world cools and warms naturally. There was an Ice Age way before carbon emissions. Point is; the climate changes naturally. People all around me are like “Look at Katrina! Look at Katrina and deny global warming!!!” These things happen naturally. I don’t even necessarily deny global warming, I’m just saying that if it exists: 1. Its natural. 2. There’s nothing wrong with it. 3. Humankind has much worse problems.

Topic: Serious Discussion / murder v.s suicide

Do you get to see who they are before you decide?

Topic: Games / "You Have To Burn The Rope" Monument Thread

that little pink dude is my hero. Look at the little man take on that big baddie all by himself. H-E-R-O.

Topic: Serious Discussion / (friendly) debate about OBAMA.

Go McCain.

and yes, we are outnumbered.