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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted. But the world dies of obesity.
I wish someone would go as far as decided to really look like.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted. But doritos end up ruling the world anyway.
I still wish for the ability to buy governments and really start taking over the world in game.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Broodwich*

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted, but it’s The Broodwhich (look it up kiddies).
I wish to not be sick any longer.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted. But the dollar becomes so devalued over discovery of your stockpile that it essentially becomes worthless.
I wish for an uncorruptable wish to be posted, I need a challenge.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted. Successfully rick rolled. Unfortunately, the song is good and most people enjoy it.
I wish for government buyout options and world domination capitalism in AdCap.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted. But they start at 4000 of everything.
I wish there was a way to get rid of that pesky crabgrass. I mean come on, I am producing profit in the duotrigintillions. You would think there was a way to hire a gardener or something to keep that under control.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted. But each adoption requires you to adopt over 9000 puppies. And you become allergic.
I wish AC would hurry up with phase 2.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted. But the sheer amount of energy needed to create a big glorious mustache leaves your body withered and too weak to walk around to show it off.
I wish I had a dollar.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted. Divide by zero error. Thread implodes.