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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Years of Independence )

Nettle.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Master Night 4, Round 3)

So kirby, am I so important my units review is redacted? You don’t want people to know exactly how much respect you have for my units? Your kindness touches my heart. let me do a review for you. :3
Acidic slime is great rush unit, dealing 2 damage a pop. Great for suicide strikes, which the enemy will feel, but bad for defense. Freezing blob great for taking one medium unit out of action, being at the whim of the slime. Great for creating a wall of frozen enemies, but on its own not very durable. Lava lash can tank lots of damage, deal damage to melee and can fry anything it touches. Good tank unit for defense and offense. Sludge: Brilliant defense unit, or for creating protective walls. None shall pass after it solidifies. even non stone form it is a decent, medium cost unit.
Magic slime: simple ranged unit that is ****ed as soon as it takes melee damage. Good when behind allies, bad when not.
and finally: Kirb the Great. A powerhouse of slime, boasts high hp, good damage and serious slime shot of super sufficiency. slime shot is greatest power. It focuses on high damage, but has no AOE effect meaning it is weak against many low hp units.
All in all, kirb seems focused on strategy of anti-melee and high damage. However, none of his units of attack deals AOE damage, and he has only two ranged units, one of which takes damage every ranged attack. Greatest strength is versus high health melee units. Weak against spammable and cheap ranged units.

oh and on the subject of best units, I’d say sypher. But only because of the clockwork djinn unit having 4 damage against analyzed units.

I don’t feel kirb’s overview of Gamma and Viraz is justice, so I’ll try:
Gammaflux:
Oooze is a cheap melee unit suited for meatshielding. Great unit for protecting other units, as decent hp and very cheap.
Treant is basically a walking bomb, spraying enemies in acid. It has high health and is very cheap for the health. A great tank unit, and good for rush tactics. Weakness is it can damage adjacent allies.
Healing slime: Martyr medic. The hydraulic blast is quite strong and the healing can heal all adjacent allies. I mean, 2 hp to a plant is very strong, not to mention two healing slimes could keep each other alive indefinetly.
Gammaflux: One phrase sums it up: DO NOT TOUCH! His acidic skin can destroy melee weapons and his toxicness can seriously slow down any assault on him. Plus he can dodge attacks.
All in all: the units focus on surviving. The high health of the treant, the spammability of the oozes and the medicating and pushback properties of the healing slime all hint towards a fear of death. Most of Gamma’s abilites attempt for him to cheat death.

Viraz:
Forgotten souls are cheap, invisible and can turn a battle backwards. Although it takes some time to establish a link, the soul steals the units body and make a battle interesting. Sure, a weak unit controlled can’t do much, but what if a unit is possessed, right beside his weak ranged buddies? Well, then suddenly the battle gets interesting. This unit has the possibility to make every unit that dies come back to life. even its allies
Candlesticks are good ranged units and deal 2 sources of 1 damage per attack. Cheap, ok health and good attack. Very good spammable ranged unit.
Skeleton cage: has a total of 5 hp, and for 3 of them deals two attacks. can absorb quite some damage, and heavens help a unit stupid enough to get within its range. Of course, units of out are pretty ok.
Viraz: boasts a high hp, a simple ranged attack and oh a random chance to totally restructure the battlefield every turn. His energy output can make lengthly battles very unprofitable for the enemies. Every turn, there is a chance someenemy will run screaming from the field, and another may get possessed by restless spirits. Very… opportunistic, but potentially powerful.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get your reflection.
I insert a MeeM.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Picture Wars (6)


Och, Hell no.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Master Night 4, Round 3)

Originally posted by gammaflux:
Originally posted by ilovekirby12:
Originally posted by gammaflux:
Originally posted by SypherKhode822:

Ermeghad. Bestest Idea.
Civil war within each of the DM factions, “No no, Gama1, we are allies, it’s just that a rouge faction comprised of my best units decided that they should attack.”

1: As far as I am aware, Gama is most decidedly not my ally, unless fighting a proxy war with each other over another regional power counts as allies.

I wouldn’t call us allies, but I wouldn’t call us direct adversaries. I’m neutral to you.

I find it ironic you chose to attack wiiwonder only to see your units eaten up (see that? Foreshadowing), and now you decide to help him.

Keep your enemies close gamma and your allies closer…

To be fair I only threw 4 cheap units at him. I really wasn’t expecting much XD

Yeah. To be fair I only used four units to kill his three (one being the DM.) It wasn’t much of an attack. And I don’t care he attacked me. I lost nothing and gained some gold and xp. And why would gamma attack me? If he did he would be seen as a backstabber, earning him distrust among anyone he chooses to ally with. Those people would watch him like a hawk and at the slightest hint of treachery attack. All things considered he would lose more than gain. And remember kirb the fact Gamma seems a tad upset of your murder of BC. As am I. So don’t try to sow distrust among us. I would be more worried about you. I mean, you got three dms to gang up on one for no reason other than conquest. Why wouldn’t you do it again?

Originally posted by FelineForumer:

(For some reason I like this way of responding. If it gets too annoying, I will stop, though. =P)

All Plies units are not primarily offensive, but rather defensive! Full defense means limiting the wills of those wish to fight.

Plies allows those who choose to fight, such as those who went yesterday, to fight! It was their choice, as they did not focus on offense but rather choose to lead simple lives, but they each wanted to gain fame for their duties to help Plies!

Those who did not support these men from leaving became a splinter organization, taking vengeance out of Plies! Plies only wants to protect her helpers from harm. She is taking a more careful hold on their lives, making certain that those still living shall lead long lives!

(This message brought to you by Plies the Benevolent.)

The Thorn of Razors agrees with the Dragon of Benevolence, who’s scales shine like mirrors and roar fills their enemies with terror and subjects with hope. One cannot build a house on sand. When the floods come, the water washes the sand away and the house crumbles. But a strong defence is like he/she who builds his/her house on stone. The floods come and the stone stays strong and the house remains. But, as thou says, the only way to ensure the perfect safety of all subjects, is to deal with those that seek them harm. Although all who serve the Glory and Might of Bacha as His soldiers are prepared for war, their is no battle better fought than that for your home land. Those that seek the destruction of one’s king/queendom must be dealt with, and to not deal with it is asking for not a flood the stone can withstand, but an earthquake.
(This message was dictated by Aelild Razorthorn, Most holy Queen of Egion)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Picture Wars (6)


Of course, I’m right behind you.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Master Night 4, Round 3)

Originally posted by SypherKhode822:
So it would actually make them squeak.

Yes, but not if you reapply it daily, with a little bit of coconut oil added in.

ah, now that would work. Not that there is a lot of enemies with blood. I mean, BC was all undead, who don’t need blood. Gamma and kirb’s slimes don’t have blood. Viraz, well ghosts and candlessticks don’t bleed. Sirwoofy and feline forumer… all their minions bleed. And me, with my lance/javelin units. O.O Omg is this an unsubtle hint at who’s your enemies!?
DUN DUN DUN!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Master Night 4, Round 3)

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem!
“That freaking Meem’s a spy!”
“NO!” Stab
Fin
Totally not a bump.
edit:

Originally posted by SypherKhode822:

First off: The Golems don’t clank. All of the Automatons are oiled twice a day. with the blood of their foes


I’m pretty sure blood crusts. So it would actually make them squeak.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Master Night 4, Round 3)

Originally posted by sirwoofy:
Originally posted by SypherKhode822:


(Of course, the plan had been that you send most of your troops out against Woofy, therefore decreasing your defenses and letting us send in a small group to finish off your rear-guard.)
(Sorry, Woofy, about not informing you that there was a plan to throw you under the bus here, but I mean, with fifty fracking pugs, you would have been fine. Just a little unit depleted by the end of the fight. Friends?)

Originally posted by DrOctaganapus2:


Though Woofy, you got epic units like Bloodthirsty Hounds but youre massing pugs xD waiiiiiii

First. Yeah no hard feelings. I am without an alliance so I don’t expect to go very far in this game anyway. Second. Pugs. They are cute yes? Nough said. But really, the more pugs I have, the more fetching I can do. This makes more gold for me which is of course, a good thing.

yeah. I couldn’t possibly attack you. I mean the cute dogs! It’s like kicking a puppy. Wait… that IS exactly what it is, but a huge, vicious puppy instead. Still. The cuteness.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Master Night 4, Round 3)

Originally posted by SypherKhode822:
This has just all gone down hill

It has.. This was supposed to be a clean-up run, and now it’s going to be this bloody mill of death and pain.
Dammit. Alrighty, I can swing this, I doubt I’m going to be able to curbstomp WiiWonder, but I’ll try.

Also: SLIME WARZ: Kirby Vrs. Gamma, the two top slimes of the jiggle1 brawl it out on tonight’s episode of MASTERED DUNGEONS2 Stay tuned! [Man, aren’t citations fun!]

1: A pack of Slimes is a jiggle
2: Also, I’m going to be narrating the new Dungeon Master reality TV show.

And our other exclusive footage of: BATTLE OF THE BONES!” The clanking, fluttering and oozing forces of Sypher, Psycho and Kirb go head to head with the not quite so dead forces of Aelild! And a guest appearance by Gammaflux’s two very own: PHOSPHOROUS TREANTS! Will it be a bone crunching victory for the away team, or will it slime and ant soup boiled in the heads of golems for Aelild and her crew? Only one way to find out… FIGHT! ONLY TONIGHT ON DUNGEONS MASTERED!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Master Night 4, Round 3)

So, Kirb there are several reasons to attack me? Perhaps because of the pointing out of you saying we shouldn’t just camp our defences at the start of the game, but then after killing BCLEGENDS gloated that you shouldn’t go all out attack like BCLEGENDS did? Which is a huge contradiction, I might point out. Or is it because my army focuses on a strong defense, a literal wall of steel, that would render zerg rushing, or the tactic you did with BC, useless as not only can my leader stop them in their tracks, but cannon fodder units tend to slow down with dozens of javelins hurtling 50 miles per hour at their faces? Oh… I KNOW! It’s because I tried to form an alliance with MrOctananapus! Complete, I might add, with a gold offering. Did loyal Docter go to his buddies and tell them of this offer? Did greed overcome sense and decide they should next fell the mighty tree of Bacha?
I want to say something else: Felineforumer has been targeted by me every turn except the last one for attack. But, after a great victory and his allies target the very person who has been attacking him, Plies refuses to attack. Why? I say this must show just how much trust he lost, to not even want a part in trying to bring down the guy who’s been harrasing him all game. Thank you, FelineForumer. I understand out of all the three you lost most heavily from the BCLEGENDS fight.I mean, if you took away your units the attack was just medium, not large.

And SypherKhode is very right. This under no circumstances will be a cleanup run. But seriously look: How many units do I have? How many units have you and your friends sent? Less. And I have enough javelin units to give a giant acupuncture.
Anyway, may the best man win.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Master Night 4, Round 3)

Originally posted by DrOctaganapus2:

Yeah, send the single ant swarm to take out as many Pugs as possible.

Btw, we probably shouldn’t try to buy as many hundred units as possible so Zig can make awesome pictures :3

hmmm… well that sums up most of our strategies in the game. I mean, most of our lower tier units are made for spamming.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Master Night 4, Round 3)

If I may point something out: Kirby declared he was “all on defence” and is obviously not anymore.

Originally posted by ilovekirby12:


  • All on defense


So I want to point out this trickery for future reference whenever kirby’s honesty is being called into question.
oh and no offence kirb but your defensive position is like a vertical object twisting into a horizontal plane: SCREWED!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

5) 42 , the answer to the ultimate unknown question.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Master Night 4, Round 3)

Apoligies for the delays. I have had a bad week. I’m sure you understand. And Sypher, I’ve been offline for two days. How many days were you offline? 1.9? Eee gads I’m a terrible person. Anyway, expect a post in about ten hours or so.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Picture Wars (6)


Oh hai.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / This or That?

Eye.
Demoknight or Demorai?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Live, Die, Die Live and Die.

Gorons can breathe underwater and are too strong to be crushed by ocean’s pressure, for some reason. (source: Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess)
I take about 200 bomb arrows to the face. and one to the knee.
Wiiwonder has been silence for not resisting the temptation to make the most unoriginal Skyrim joke ever.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Years of Independence )

Mentally_Defective_Sniper_on_serious_cocaine.piss ( a you tube video. Crazier than two hundred angry german kids on fruit loops.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A-Z : Current topic - Brand names

Oculus Rift, fabled virtual reality company purchased by facebook.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / This or That?

Because he obeys the laws of gravity.
Mem Or Nnnnnngh sniper?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A-Z : Current topic - Brand names

Mspy, the most invasive, and legal, spyware on the market.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Master Night 4, Round 3)

Originally posted by ilovekirby12:

I hope this teaches everyone to not just hoard all your units and go out there and attack! and leave your defences wide open

Originally posted by ilovekirby12:

(Btw i suggest some sort of bonus when attacking, otherwise everybodies going to play passive and this game will take forever with everybody defending.)

O.O Brain explodes

Originally posted by BCLEGENDS:

Fuck you all.

FUCK. YOU. ALL. tumut

Paragon Response: It’s okay. You gave it your best. You couldn’t do any better.
Neutral Response: Wow, I’m glad that wasn’t me.
Renegade Response: Don’t be such a sore loser, you loser.
Information Response: How painful was your death?
End Response: I’m sorry, my space toast is burning, I have to go.
The Question residing on everyone’s mind…
Who’s next Civilization to the dust they grind…
What Violent Delights with Violent end…
at which poor soul’s way will send…
To acid flowing murky caves…
To haunted Church’s disco raves…
To castles of silver and iron and gold…
whoever t’is way paved with cold…
Book Of Dred, Volume 42, chapter 11, verse 3 episode two

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Picture Wars (6)


Because I’m the goddamn batman.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Live, Die, Die Live and Die.

However, it was a Default Dan Spike, so you bounce harmlessly off it.
Sadly, a Default Dan coin hits me in the face.