Recent posts by undeadcupcake3 on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

Make it a dick sandwich.

50. Some guy named Richard

Omnomnom that was the shittiest sandwich ever

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Guess the symbol/logo.

Earth symbol from the Stargate series.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Right now I’m just waiting for Dev to come back with an alt and start his shit up again.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by Helltank:

I’m not really bothered. More… disappointed that I clicked on a link expecting some high-level troll(like the time that B_S cornered dev on a chat and methodically ripped his logic apart, that was fun to see) and saw, well, this.

Wait, when was this? You must give me a link to see it.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by Mysterymason:

The forums did not get separated in 2007. You might want to change that, as FGF became it’s own forum sometime in 2010 like Kingzak said.

You can always ask me about historic events as I’ve been here right from day 0. I think I was on Off-Topic even before the first forum game was ever made.

Wait a minute, then why is there a thread way back on forum page 217 that dates back to about October 2008?

EDIT Sorry, just checked the page. Turns out it was posted in May of that year. Don’t believe me? Here

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

I just had a great idea. Someone should make up an official FGF (Medieval-themed) timeline.

Just off the top of my head.

The Age of Separation (2007)
This year is characterized by the separation of FGF from OT. Almost no information is known from this ancient era due to the lack of people from the age. However, we know that there was much rejoicing on both sides, for FGF to be recognized as a community and not a sub-caste of OTers.

January

February

March

April

May

June

July

August

September

October

November

December

The Age of Beginning (2008)
The founding of FGF. A few “classic” games date back to this era. FGF was a fledgeling member of the Kongregate community, striving to be something great some day.

January

February

March

April

May

The first known game on FGF, known as “[game] Games trivia!!!” is posted on FGF on
May 16, at exactly 1:00 AM, by lightsun.

June

July

August

September

October

November

December

The Age of Progress (2009)
During this year, FGF saw an influx of new members, as well as many more games added to the forum. Few members date back to this era, however some, such as helltank, have stuck around for this long and have become leaders in the community.

January

February

March

April

May

June

July

August

September

October

November

December

The Golden Age or The Age of Good Feelings (2010)
Most classic games and FGF veterans date from this era. This age saw the golden years of FGF, when it’s game quality was at it’s peak, and when most people were resourceful members of the community.

January

February

March

April

May

June

July

August

September

October

November

December

The Age of Growth (2011)
This age saw the fall of the Golden Age of FGF. Most people would mark around this year as the time when the influx of new people lead to a downfall of quality and personality, however, this age was still a good year. This age also saw the introduction of the Developous entity, who plagued FGF with low-quality games for three years.

January

February

March

April
The First Great Scourge. The Developous beast emerges for the first time and begins wreaking havoc on FGF by introducing the Plague of Terrible Games.

May

June

July

August

September
The First Great Scourge ends. Some people start cleaning up after the disaster, most have no idea what the f*ck just happened.

October

November

December

The Age of the Scourge (2012)
This age saw the dark years of FGF, when it began to descend into anarchy and the constant threat of the Developous monster frightened everyone. Leaders, like rostate, Firespread, and others emerged and kept the monster at bay.

January

February

March

At about this time, the Second Great Scourge begins as the developous beast starts to raid outlying towns and villages.

April

May

June

July

August

September

October

The Second Great Scourge ends with the withdrawal of developous from the realm; FGFers all over begin to recover and strengthen their defenses.

November

December

The Age of Decline (2013)
The current age. This age saw a decline in FGF after the Developous Monster destroyed the land. FGF lay in ruins, and most people were confused. But they rebuilt, and when the Developous monster came back for the third and final time, one brave moderator, known as the Hero of Banning, stepped forward and vanquished the beast forever.

January

The Third and final Great Scourge begins as the Developous monster returns and bombards the heartlands of FGF with sh*tty games.

February

March

April

May

June

July

August

The Third Great Scourge ends with the final banishing of the evil beast developous, by an hero with the Mystical Power of Moderating. The world of FGF celebrates, then moves on to the next great Mafia.

September

Knoob reaches the 20,000th post, triggering the Second Deletion War.


If anyone has something to add or edit in the timeline, go ahead.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / would you rather?

Fight a Demon. At least I have Dante to help me.

Would you rather go back in time and kill every important figure in history, or go back in time and ruin half of all important inventions in history?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Paradox here.
Let’s assume we have absolutely no free will whatsoever. This means we have no control over our mental facilites, which means we would not be able to recognize whether we had free will or didn’t, which means we would (By the official definition of sentience) turn all human beings into inanimate objects.

Which means the Church of oxymoronic will eventually turn you into a watery meatbag.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Why is nobody getting on the FGF Terraria server. I am sad.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / New web adventure (You decide the path)

Pick up the “welcome” mat, we may need it later. Try to find a way into the castle other than the door.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by myhome16:

GUYS!! HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!

Holy crap. Half Life 3 looks awesome, too bad they’re releasing it for the X-box One.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

QUAAAAAID

START THE REACTOR

also, get your ass in chatzy

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by myhome16:
Originally posted by Xandrya:
Originally posted by myhome16:
Originally posted by Xandrya:

We have green lights across the board, captain.

ENGAGE!

Houston, we have a problem. It seems we only have a quarter of a tank of fuel.

Originally posted by Xandrya:
Originally posted by myhome16:
Originally posted by Xandrya:

We have green lights across the board, captain.

ENGAGE!

Houston, we have a problem. It seems we only have a quarter of a tank of fuel.

Considering that we have a fuel tank large enough for Dilithium crystal to get from here to Andromeda and back again (10 of our lifetimes), I think a quarter tank of fuel is fine.

Captain, we haz warp coar breech, i haz 2 abort b4 it bloz up da shipperz

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by myhome16:

Yes, where is ze recruiter for ze church so I may join and engage in hot lesbian orgies

You are female?
This goes against my previous assumption.

Yus, I recently got a sex change and- TESTOSTERONE I’m now a girl and-BALLS OF STEEL I take Riddilin to- BASEBALL AND MONSTER TRUCKS calm myself down but sometimes my- HOTDOG male hormones act up.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Yes, where is ze recruiter for ze church so I may join and engage in hot lesbian orgies- I mean do my religious duties?

duties, hurr hurr hurr dats suu funneh

 
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Topic: Forum Games / How to earn free game time,game points or new steam games. Simple easy and safe!

Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:

I want it locked but..I still am wondering what he posted.
[Wants free steam games. Please tell me what dat’ post was XD]

To be honest, I have to agree with you here. It would be nice if I could get an actual copy of Terraria instead of downloading a copy of my friend’s.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:

Actually just realized somebody owes me $10 and I can have them put it on steam. [Don’t Starve is half-off so I don’t want to miss it.]

Damn, I’ve been wanting to get that game for a while now.

However, I don’t have the money to buy it. T_T

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:

Ok let me edit that ._.
That don’t involve youtube, Actual Outside, Actual Money, or Actual Crime.

You could play the 10-day free trial version of Minecraft.

Or you can download it here
(No, it doesnt require actual money, and I don’t think it’s pirated.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Hey guys, umm, apparently there is someone in the chatzy chatroom with my name. And someone muted me. And apparently everyone is decided upon kicking me.

If you could fix this, please.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / proof or prove???????

Originally posted by aaab1:
Originally posted by fma1:

Proof is a noun, prove is a verb.

lrn2english

i told that to him so many times and yet the turd refuses to learn and then she makes this pointless thread, poor kiddo 8(

him
she

Okay, who fucked with the X and Y chromosomes again?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Kongregate Cartoon Project

How about.

Have people draw custom characters and upload them, and you could use them in a sort-of comic-book style thing. Like the people who drew characters for Super Rolby 64 and OT: The Game.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OFF TOPIC WILL DIE A SLOW AND PAINFULL DEATH SOON ENOUGH????????????!!!!

Originally posted by OTwillDIE:

WELL I DONT KNOW IF THATS GOING TO HAPPEND SOON ACTUALLY BUT ONE CAN DREAM OK????!!! ANYWAYS THIS THREAD IS ABOUT OUR HOPES OF SEEING OT BEGIN CLOSED BECAUSE ITS SO SHIT THAN SOMEONE OR SOMEHTING SHOULD PUT IT OUT OF ITS MYSERY. FUCK, EVERYONE THAT POSTS IN THIS THREAD IS AT LEAST MIDLY RETARDED FOR BEGIN AN OP USER ANYWAY, WHAT THE FUCK.

OT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR:

-BEGIN HORRIBLY UNFUNNY
-FAIL TROLLS
-ALMOST NO LEGIMATLY FUNNY DISCUSSIONS
-NOOBS EVERYWHERE
-MODS ABUSE THEIR POWER AND LOCK RANDOM THREADS, OFTEN WITH NO REASON AT ALL
-FAIL!
-AND MORE, SO MUCH THAT I CANT BE BOTHERED TO LISTE THEM ALL.
-PEOPLE ARE JUST WAY TOO STUPID. OFTEN TROLLING FOR NO REASON AT ALL AND WITH HORRIBLY GRAMMATICAL ERRORS.

DISCUSSION: ABOUT HOW OT SHOULD DIE SOON, AND WHEN SAID EVENT COULD HAPPEN POSSIBLY. MY BET IS AROUND MIDDLE 2014. BUT IT MAY BE SOONER.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

You know, now that dev is gone, I feel kind of sad that I’m not in a cryptic, creepy dark cult thingy any more.

Oh look, I just got an idea. I didn’t know those were free.

How about I just make my own creepy cult thingy so I dont feel left out and stuff.

:P

 

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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Hey guys, I accidentally

Your antiproton stream. Is… Is that safe?