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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Update/OOC Thread][Reserve spots open for sign-ups]

Actually, I’ll take the other option. Invading Estonia and setting up a puppet state

Well, unless everyone else is like “no effing way don’t do it”.

Then screw that.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Game Thread: Autumn 2018]

Mikhail Leyvosk
Mikhail steps up to the podium. He is dressed in an almost stereotypical plain-looking suit and red tie, and his facial features are well taken care of. As he steps up to the podium, he looks around and chuckles a little.
“Well, everybody. Going a little off-topic here. I actually had a speech prepared for today’s address, but I’d like to take a few minutes to make a few comments about the situation in Estonia.”
Mikhail straightens up just a little bit. Any traces of a smirk are instantly gone.
“I am deeply worried about this political development in Estonia. The fact is… Well, to put it bluntly, this pure irresponsibility on the part of the Estonian government is despicable and should be opposed. I am frankly ashamed that a government should even think to commit so careless an act with the lives of it’s people. Is a government not made to prevent chaos and disorder instead of creating it?”
Mikhail cleared his throat quietly. “I believe the member states of the United Nations have a moral obligation to step in and protect the lives of all people in the world. To defend them from anarchy. A ruling body is the child of order, and that a government would institute a policy of lawlessness is completely opposed to what government should stand for.”
Mikhail nervously glanced to the side for a second. Without further delay, he continued.
“With the permission of the United Nations, we believe that a coalition of nations should occupy Estonia until the civil disobedience can be quelled and a new government, one that isn’t a network of utter whackjobs, can be instated. I would also put forward that Russia be the logical overseer of this operation.”
He cleared his throat much louder this time while straightening and adjusting his tie.
“Onto official business.”
Mikhail takes a second to pull a small paper out of his pocket and unfold it. He smooths it out on the podium and assumes the usual form of a politician giving a speech.
“Members of the United Nations. Thank you for listening. I have come before you today to give a statement of intentions on the part of the Russian Federation. As most of you know already, the United Kingdom has recently ascended to the mantle of international superpower. This is certainly a happy occasion for all British people, who have long held a respected position among the annals of history. As they say, the sun never sets on the British Empire. But I have come here to say that the Russian Federation is determined to ascend to this same level. For several centuries, the Russian Empire was the largest continuous empire in existence. The Russian Federation still possesses the largest amount of territory when compared to any single country in the world. I believe that our newly instated capitalist economy is one of the fastest growing in the world. We are quickly eliminating crime within our borders. While it is true that our armies are not the strongest, our scientists are working hard to develop the strongest and most advanced tank divisions the world has ever seen.”
Mikhail clearly forces a miniscule smirk.
“The Soviet Union was the only nation to ever exist to match the legendary United States toe-to-toe in strength. The Russian Federation, on the other hand, has slowly degraded under the policies of Vladimir Putin. I intend to restore the glory of the Russian people to it’s rightful place: that of a global superpower.”
Mikhail crumples up the speech paper and shreds it with his hands, then pockets the remains. His next words are clearly self-invented, and almost booming with force.
“Mark my words, all of you. By 2025, the Russian Federation will become the most powerful nation on the face of the Earth. Thank you for your time.”
Mikhail steps down from the podium, casually brandishing an air of complete self-confidence, and returns to his seat.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Update/OOC Thread][Reserve spots open for sign-ups]

We’re going to have some fun soon, kids

With fireworks.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Game Thread: Autumn 2018]

i’m just going to post some actions here so that my home won’t null my activities.
Mikhail Leyovsk
He steps up to the podium in the UN. He is dressed quite prim and proper, with only the slightly disheveled form of his hair giving any hint of his hastiness.
“Ladies and gentlemen of the UN. Foremost, I must apologize for a lack of participation. The fault is purely my own, as I have been held up by internal matters back in Moscow.”
He gives a slight chuckle.
“With that being said, I still have matters to attend to. But very briefly, Russia’s intentions for the next several months are as follows: we will be spending 500B to improve our economy by opening up new economic opportunities in Siberia. Next, approximately 500B will be spent to continue our permanent space habitation program.” He clears his throat. His next few words are remarkably louder than usual, as his voice resonates throughout the room.
“And finally. The Russian Federation will be starting the construction of a new, next-generation tank program under the St. Petersburg Initiative. Starting within the next several months, we’ll be spending one trillion dollars (1000B) on research into tank-mounted rail gun technology. It is our hope within five years to match or exceed the United States in size, efficiency, and technological advancements, military-wise. Thank you for your time.”
Mikhail steps down from the podium amid several murmurs from the crowd. He quickly rushes back up in embarrassment after he realizes one of his errors.
“Also, some of you may be wondering why the Russian Federation is taking a step back from world affairs. I assure you, the matters are purely internal and will be resolved soon. Thank you.”

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Game Thread: Autumn 2018]

Mikhail Leyovsk
The government of Russia would like to officially accept the trade request. As for the current situation in Israel, we will choose to stay out of it until further notice. As a whole, the nation of Russia will most likely withdrawal from world affairs for now to concentrate on internal affairs.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Game Thread: Autumn 2018]

Oh yeah, sorry for the inactivity.
Mikhail Leyovsk
Mikhail takes the floor of the UN. He clears his throat quite loudly and waits for everybody to quiet down.
“Hello. I have much business to attend to back in Moscow, so I shall make my speech short and brief.”
He adjusts his collar.
“The recent Indo-Pakistani conflict has come to the attention of the Russian state. I am not sure how to state this in the most precise terms politically, so I will make this short and simple. If the Indo-Pakistani conflict is not resolved peacefully within the next six months, the Russian military is prepared to enforce a no-fly zone over the border of Pakistan and India to facilitate in the restriction of military action. We are willing to contribute 250B dollars in the enforcement of this zone. All military aerial vehicles, be they Indian or Pakistani, will be given one warning upon entering the zone before being allowed ten minutes to return to their own airspace. If the vehicle shows no intentions of leaving, it will be immediately shot down.”
He clears his throat again.
“If, however, the two powers show their willingness to commit to peace negotiations, we will contribute as much money as is necessary to accomplish that task. Thank you.”

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Game Thread: Autumn 2018]

Pls don’t let this fall behind

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Game Thread: Autumn 2018]

Mikhail Leyovsk
Red Square, Moscow
“It appears that all of my attempted reforms have been, ah, ignored. This level of incompetence among the government facilities responsible for finances is unacceptable. As such, I have personally seen to it that it has been reorganized into the Ministry of Finance under joint control of the State Duma and myself.”

Very convenient, then, that the State Duma has a New Revolutionist majority.

“With that being said, I will continue with my current reforms of the Russian state. Thank you for your time.”

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Update/OOC Thread][Reserve spots open for sign-ups]

Hey myhome, you forgot to include my previous actions in the update. I’ll go ahead and let it slide but please remember to update my status next time.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Update/OOC Thread][Reserve spots open for sign-ups]

All right guys, I need to address the elephant in the room.

When should we have the Russo-Chinese-United States WWIII?
Not saying that we have to obliterate eachother, but it would be a landmark event in-game.

Or we could all join together and, like, permanently colonize the Moon.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Game Thread: Autumn 2018]

Originally posted by graveyard890:

Gabe Trybanski

Poland would like to form a trade pact with whoever is willing.

Mikhail Leyovsk
Russia is eager to form a trade agreement with Poland.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Game Thread: Autumn 2018]

Mikhail Leyovsk
Russia would like to enter Into the trade agreement with the United Arab Emirates.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Game Thread: Autumn 2018]

Mikhail Leyvosk, President of Russia
Official Speech of the New Revolutionist Party, at The United Nations
Mikhail stands in the center of the room. He is tall, being 6’2, and in his early 30s. He wears a black suit and a red tie. His green eyes shine with a sense of patriotism, but also a sense of mischief, like that of a schoolboy. He sports a large, bushy beard which would make any Canadian Russian proud, eh?
“Fellow nations of the world, hear me and my people for our cause. Our party, the New Revolutionary Party, has risen up, and taken control of the government. For too long, the specter of communism has hung like an iron wall over the Motherland, and, though we have done our best to rid ourselves of it, it still remains, like a cancer that cannot be treated. Which is why our party has decided to take control of the government. "
“The policies of Vladimir Putin have been benefitting the rich for too long, and have not considered the common man. The Russian people want freedom as much as any other man on this earth, and it is the intention of our party to grant it. Starting this spring, we will be repealing all laws which restrict the freedom of the Russian citizen, and work towards making Russia a purely capitalist state. We will also extend trade agreements to the United States, Canada, China, Eritrea, Switzerland, and Sweden. We will spend 50 billion dollars to fix the political mess that our revolution has caused. And lastly, we will spend the remainder of our budget on opening up resources in Siberia, which has for too long remained wild and untamed. A new age is upon the world, and it is my intention to make Russia one of it’s leaders. Thank you.”

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Update/OOC Thread][Reserve spots open for sign-ups]

Originally posted by BCLEGENDS:

Damn, now I need a mascot for the UK. Uhhh… oh, I know.

CORGIS

No, you get a tea cup on a saucer, that’s your mascot.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The General Thread

Because I feel like if I don’t, then I’ll probably just end up on the In actives list.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The General Thread

I’m going to set a goal for myself: 10,000 posts before the next hiatus.
Not that I’m going to spam anything, but I plan to be here for a while.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The moderators of this forum suck horse dick.

What is the shape and color of said horse dick?

Also, inb4lock

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [Community-related] FGFers Interviewed! [Interview Masterthread] {Latest: hamuka} [Need more interviewers!!]

I’ll sign up for an interview, though I cannot guarantee when I will next be on, so just go ahead and send me a PM.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The Master Thread

Thank you.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / is it worth it?

Reshingle her roof because you are a nice person and do a good job at it. Take the sexual favor only if you feel comfortable.
Just do it.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The Master Thread

Hey, mind if I reapply to be an active regular again?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / if god doesn't exist then how did jesus die on the cross for our sins?

Originally posted by Belisarius11:
Originally posted by undeadcupcake3:

God doesn’t actually exist, Jesus was just some crazy Arab man who believed that he had some power of divinity. He didn’t die on the cross for your sins, he just got nailed to a big, wooden “t” and was left there to die.

Silly Christians.

oh it’s good to be back

God can be proven to exist using your natural reason.

You know, I was just posting that to try to start a flame war, but if you can prove to me that some kind of divine entity exists, I will be truly impressed.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / if god doesn't exist then how did jesus die on the cross for our sins?

God doesn’t actually exist, Jesus was just some crazy Arab man who believed that he had some power of divinity. He didn’t die on the cross for your sins, he just got nailed to a big, wooden “t” and was left there to die.

Silly Christians.

oh it’s good to be back

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / The Sandwich Game.

33. 50 pounds of raw sugarcane.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by adv0catus:

developous’ main account got perma’d after he went on a surprisingly racist/islamophobic tangent. He’s come back periodically for short amounts of time on random accounts. But, for the most part, he’s gone.

Islamophobic, huh? I don’t understand how any of his rationales were motivated by islamophobia, and I don’t intend to. Anyway, I have a few pieces of news to share, as well.
In the last year, I have A, became a brony, B, started playing Magic: The Gathering, and C, moved from northern CA to southern CA. Which brings me to my next update, I lost access to the Internet and still haven’t been able to get it back. As of right now, I am writing this from a friend’s house.