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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Update/OOC Thread][Reserve spots open for sign-ups]

so the question becomes
how long until a crippling terrorist attack hits a western nation
you know it`ll happen

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Game Thread: Spring 2020]

Mikhail Leyovsk
Hello, ladies and gentlemen of the UN. As many of you have most likely been informed of, the next generation of armored warfare has arrived in the form of the newest, most accurate, and most powerful tanks developed to date. I am, of course, talking about our new railgun tank prototype, which we have taken to calling the Sidorenko class, named after the renowned Soviet sniper of World War. Congratulations to the research team on their massive display of human effort and ingenuity."
Mikhail clears his throat.
“In other news, I have been reminded that the Russian nation is not currently a member of the European Union. Therefore, I would like to extend a request to join the European Union on behalf of the Russian people.”
“As for other news, we are also instituting new government policies to reduce crime in urban and developing areas. A grand total of about 500 billion dollars is being spent to reduce such crime.”
“Thank you for your time. Have a good day.”

 
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Why do you have finals 4 times a year?
That`s dumb.

 
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Damnit Myhome, where is the update.

 
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I sent in my actions, right?

 
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Originally posted by FelineForumer:

Switzerlime is going to send in a peacekeeping force, along with upping the humanitarian aid.

Can I help you do that?

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Game Thread: Spring 2020]

Mikhail Leyovsk
“Hello ladies and gentlemen of the UN. I will make this a brief address for the sake of those listening.”
“Firstly, I would like to offer my condolences to the United Kingdom on the death of their Queen. May she rest in peace.”
“As for more pressing matters, the situation in Sub-Saharran Africa is rapidly degrading to a point which is unacceptable by the basic standards of human decency. As such, we are prepared to offer 250B dollars in humanitarian aid to any displaced persons in the region. We are also willing to offer military assistance up to 150B to any countries requiring it in the form of airstrikes and equipment assistance as well as personnel requested or required by any country. Thank you for your time.”

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Game Thread: Spring 2020]

Mikhail Leyovsk
Red Square,
June 13 2019

Mikhail steps up to the podium erected on a platform in Red Square. This is a televised speech, and will be broadcast on most channels within the Russian Federation.
“Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for witnessing this speech. I have as of late been unable to make proper transportation to the United Nations, so this will have to suffice for now. I would like to announce that our extensive government programs aimed towards strengthening the Russian state are benefiting our precious nation extensively. Never before has the Russian state seen such a level of progress. Our transition from the communist Soviet Union of a quarter-century ago to the extremely capitalist state that it is today has not been an easy one. However, the Russian people have done what they have always done in the winds of change: bundle up, bunker down, and embrace the biting storm. The present condition of Russia is apparent for all to see. We are quickly ascending to our rightful place at the forefront of the world stage. I invite the other nations of the world to accept Russia`s newfound power and enjoy all of the grand prospects it brings for the future. Thank you,.that will be all for this address.”

 
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I`d like to go 2-3 as far as the US is concerned.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Game Thread: Spring 2020]

Mikhail Leyovsk
Mikhail is rather presentable today as he steps up to the podium. He is wearing an interesting pin-striped suit, with a small golden eagle pinned to it.
“Ladies and gentlemen of the UN. I will make my address brief today, so without further ado.
I would like to accept the United Kingdom`s trade proposal. This will bring an excellent surplus into our economy and provide a large boost to our economic sector. I would also like to congratulate Switzerlime on their up-and-coming ascencion to superpower status.”
“I would also like to address the current situation regarding Estonia. I am aware that our demands of the new Estonian government have put excessive pressure on the nation in general. However, it will be better for all parties involved if Estonia converts to a democratic government. I will withdraw our threat to declare war on Estonia but I still would suggest Estonia convert to a fully democratic nation. This being in light of their current internal struggles.

 
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I`m hoping myhome Tarvas will be smart and negotiate for a democracy. But if it comes worse to worse, we`ll get in, topple the regime, create a new state, and get out. All within a week.

 
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Originally posted by BrainpanSonata:

And if you do go to war, will you end up dragging this problem into Scandinavia? I feel like I need to remind you that none of the Scandinavian nations sided with Estonia’s new government.

You make that sound like a.bad thing.

No, probably not. Unless you WANT to get involved.

 
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Btw I`m just trying to start shit to make the game more interesting so…

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Game Thread: Spring 2020]

Mikhail Leyovsk
Mikhail steps up to the podium. He is doing his best to disguise his nervousness but is clearly failing. He clears his throat.
“Ladies and gentlemen of the United Nations. Thank you for your time. I have a lot to do at home, so let`s get to the point.
Any wolf, no matter how well it may be disguised a sheep, is still a wolf. Likewise, any unrestricted dictatorship, no matter how well it is painted to portray a republic, is still a dictatorship. And a dictatorship in any form is an affront to the ideals of liberty and democracy that so many of you pretend to hold dear. I am, of course, referring to recent events in our neighbor of Estonia. Frankly, I am appalled that so many of you would support this General Tarvas that clearly seeks power for himself. It is time somebody puts their hand down and defended liberty always, instead of when it best suits your interests.”
Mikhail plays with the collar of his shirt for a second.
“And so, I come to you with an ultimatum. General Tarvas will agree within six month`s time to negotiate for a less despotic form of government. If he ignores or refuses this agreement, Russia will officially declare war on the government of Estonia and intervene on the behalf of the Estonian people. I implore you, ladies and gentlemen across the world, do what is right and side with democracy. Thank you for your time.”

 
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We need more drama.

Fuck it, Ima drop a bombshell.

Not literally.

Okay, maybe literally.

 
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Actually, I’ll take the other option. Invading Estonia and setting up a puppet state

Well, unless everyone else is like “no effing way don’t do it”.

Then screw that.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Game Thread: Spring 2020]

Mikhail Leyvosk
Mikhail steps up to the podium. He is dressed in an almost stereotypical plain-looking suit and red tie, and his facial features are well taken care of. As he steps up to the podium, he looks around and chuckles a little.
“Well, everybody. Going a little off-topic here. I actually had a speech prepared for today’s address, but I’d like to take a few minutes to make a few comments about the situation in Estonia.”
Mikhail straightens up just a little bit. Any traces of a smirk are instantly gone.
“I am deeply worried about this political development in Estonia. The fact is… Well, to put it bluntly, this pure irresponsibility on the part of the Estonian government is despicable and should be opposed. I am frankly ashamed that a government should even think to commit so careless an act with the lives of it’s people. Is a government not made to prevent chaos and disorder instead of creating it?”
Mikhail cleared his throat quietly. “I believe the member states of the United Nations have a moral obligation to step in and protect the lives of all people in the world. To defend them from anarchy. A ruling body is the child of order, and that a government would institute a policy of lawlessness is completely opposed to what government should stand for.”
Mikhail nervously glanced to the side for a second. Without further delay, he continued.
“With the permission of the United Nations, we believe that a coalition of nations should occupy Estonia until the civil disobedience can be quelled and a new government, one that isn’t a network of utter whackjobs, can be instated. I would also put forward that Russia be the logical overseer of this operation.”
He cleared his throat much louder this time while straightening and adjusting his tie.
“Onto official business.”
Mikhail takes a second to pull a small paper out of his pocket and unfold it. He smooths it out on the podium and assumes the usual form of a politician giving a speech.
“Members of the United Nations. Thank you for listening. I have come before you today to give a statement of intentions on the part of the Russian Federation. As most of you know already, the United Kingdom has recently ascended to the mantle of international superpower. This is certainly a happy occasion for all British people, who have long held a respected position among the annals of history. As they say, the sun never sets on the British Empire. But I have come here to say that the Russian Federation is determined to ascend to this same level. For several centuries, the Russian Empire was the largest continuous empire in existence. The Russian Federation still possesses the largest amount of territory when compared to any single country in the world. I believe that our newly instated capitalist economy is one of the fastest growing in the world. We are quickly eliminating crime within our borders. While it is true that our armies are not the strongest, our scientists are working hard to develop the strongest and most advanced tank divisions the world has ever seen.”
Mikhail clearly forces a miniscule smirk.
“The Soviet Union was the only nation to ever exist to match the legendary United States toe-to-toe in strength. The Russian Federation, on the other hand, has slowly degraded under the policies of Vladimir Putin. I intend to restore the glory of the Russian people to it’s rightful place: that of a global superpower.”
Mikhail crumples up the speech paper and shreds it with his hands, then pockets the remains. His next words are clearly self-invented, and almost booming with force.
“Mark my words, all of you. By 2025, the Russian Federation will become the most powerful nation on the face of the Earth. Thank you for your time.”
Mikhail steps down from the podium, casually brandishing an air of complete self-confidence, and returns to his seat.

 
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We’re going to have some fun soon, kids

With fireworks.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Game Thread: Spring 2020]

i’m just going to post some actions here so that my home won’t null my activities.
Mikhail Leyovsk
He steps up to the podium in the UN. He is dressed quite prim and proper, with only the slightly disheveled form of his hair giving any hint of his hastiness.
“Ladies and gentlemen of the UN. Foremost, I must apologize for a lack of participation. The fault is purely my own, as I have been held up by internal matters back in Moscow.”
He gives a slight chuckle.
“With that being said, I still have matters to attend to. But very briefly, Russia’s intentions for the next several months are as follows: we will be spending 500B to improve our economy by opening up new economic opportunities in Siberia. Next, approximately 500B will be spent to continue our permanent space habitation program.” He clears his throat. His next few words are remarkably louder than usual, as his voice resonates throughout the room.
“And finally. The Russian Federation will be starting the construction of a new, next-generation tank program under the St. Petersburg Initiative. Starting within the next several months, we’ll be spending one trillion dollars (1000B) on research into tank-mounted rail gun technology. It is our hope within five years to match or exceed the United States in size, efficiency, and technological advancements, military-wise. Thank you for your time.”
Mikhail steps down from the podium amid several murmurs from the crowd. He quickly rushes back up in embarrassment after he realizes one of his errors.
“Also, some of you may be wondering why the Russian Federation is taking a step back from world affairs. I assure you, the matters are purely internal and will be resolved soon. Thank you.”

 
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Mikhail Leyovsk
The government of Russia would like to officially accept the trade request. As for the current situation in Israel, we will choose to stay out of it until further notice. As a whole, the nation of Russia will most likely withdrawal from world affairs for now to concentrate on internal affairs.

 
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Oh yeah, sorry for the inactivity.
Mikhail Leyovsk
Mikhail takes the floor of the UN. He clears his throat quite loudly and waits for everybody to quiet down.
“Hello. I have much business to attend to back in Moscow, so I shall make my speech short and brief.”
He adjusts his collar.
“The recent Indo-Pakistani conflict has come to the attention of the Russian state. I am not sure how to state this in the most precise terms politically, so I will make this short and simple. If the Indo-Pakistani conflict is not resolved peacefully within the next six months, the Russian military is prepared to enforce a no-fly zone over the border of Pakistan and India to facilitate in the restriction of military action. We are willing to contribute 250B dollars in the enforcement of this zone. All military aerial vehicles, be they Indian or Pakistani, will be given one warning upon entering the zone before being allowed ten minutes to return to their own airspace. If the vehicle shows no intentions of leaving, it will be immediately shot down.”
He clears his throat again.
“If, however, the two powers show their willingness to commit to peace negotiations, we will contribute as much money as is necessary to accomplish that task. Thank you.”

 
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Pls don’t let this fall behind

 
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Mikhail Leyovsk
Red Square, Moscow
“It appears that all of my attempted reforms have been, ah, ignored. This level of incompetence among the government facilities responsible for finances is unacceptable. As such, I have personally seen to it that it has been reorganized into the Ministry of Finance under joint control of the State Duma and myself.”

Very convenient, then, that the State Duma has a New Revolutionist majority.

“With that being said, I will continue with my current reforms of the Russian state. Thank you for your time.”

 
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Hey myhome, you forgot to include my previous actions in the update. I’ll go ahead and let it slide but please remember to update my status next time.

 
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All right guys, I need to address the elephant in the room.

When should we have the Russo-Chinese-United States WWIII?
Not saying that we have to obliterate eachother, but it would be a landmark event in-game.

Or we could all join together and, like, permanently colonize the Moon.