Recent posts by Immortal7777 on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Official Pirate Thread

ARRGH, The bilge sucking cowards have to hide from us. Send them to davy jones locker!

Topic: Off-topic / Official Pirate Thread

Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

were all out of rum
it looks like she will need to go to teh’ port for some repairs
we got hull worms and barnacles on the ship, well need to scrape terr off before they eat away her

Or just raid the British colony and take their stuff.

Topic: Off-topic / ITT: We discuss the pros and cons of console gaming vs. PC gaming

PC is better. MMOS connect millions of people and contacting them is simple. Console games don’t have this, what they have is a microphone to contact people who lose their shit if they die in call of duty and cry about it for hours. Console games cannot create massive worlds the size of Azeroth from WoW.

Not only that but a console has about 6 buttons total while the keyboard gives you more possibilities.

Topic: Off-topic / Official Pirate Thread

Originally posted by thegrayfox99:

I’m not a ninja anymore. Can I be a pirate? arr.

Yarr, Join us for a bottle o rum and discuss the info you got while being a ninja.

Topic: Off-topic / It will watch your every move!

Pc gaming > Console gaming.

Topic: Off-topic / Wow, the Something Awful mods seem great

Stay with kongregate. That forum is idiotic.

Topic: Off-topic / Official Pirate Thread

I Remember when dragonfable had a pirate ninja war where you would pick a side and the first side to get a certain number of victories would win the war. Do you know who won the war? The superior side

Pirates.

Ninjas bring swords and throwing weapons while we have cannons and guns. The only chance the ninja has is a hidden surprise attack. They couldn’t attack the carribean as they would have to island hop which gives us an advantage as they suck at sea combat. If we were to invade the few islands japan has out cannons would devastate all ninja resistance. Surrender, we are the superior side.

Topic: Off-topic / What's your blood type?

O negative.

Topic: Off-topic / What Are You Going To Do With Your Body When You Die?

This

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAcIzPmOhBQ

Topic: Off-topic / Official Pirate Thread

Originally posted by PirateCapo:

Originally posted by xProStar:

Ninja Star Attacks PirateCapo with Death Star dealing 50 damage Ninja Star is on da boat, ready to attack stupid pirates ;3

Aargh! At least we pirates have teh cool acents!

and guns matey.

Topic: Off-topic / When you go to an amusement park, you don't need to worry about thieves stealing your money.

I am pretty sure they didn’t make the bird poop on you as a scheme to get you to buy a shirt. Or did they?

Did you ride the mantis, or son of beast?

Topic: Off-topic / Official Ninja Thread

Originally posted by Ninjitsu_Pirate:

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Originally posted by Ninjitsu_Pirate:

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Go to hell. You know me as the pirate who hates ninjas from the pirate thread. Prepare for war!

Peace between the two would be wonderful. Let’s try it.

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Sign me up. I demand a high ranking, though.

Arrgh! It be time for ye to walk the plank!

No.

Then taste cutlass matey!

Topic: Off-topic / Official Ninja Thread

Originally posted by Ninjitsu_Pirate:

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Go to hell. You know me as the pirate who hates ninjas from the pirate thread. Prepare for war!

Peace between the two would be wonderful. Let’s try it.

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Sign me up. I demand a high ranking, though.

Arrgh! It be time for ye to walk the plank!

Topic: Off-topic / How do you handle a woman with PMS?

You need holy water and a crucifix.

Topic: Off-topic / Official Pirate Thread

Aye, look at that scum building a ninja thread! We shall make them walk the plank.

Topic: Off-topic / Official Ninja Thread

Go to hell. You know me as the pirate who hates ninjas from the pirate thread. Prepare for war!

Topic: Off-topic / does satan/hell have a single original symbol to represent them?

666

Topic: Off-topic / crack the code

It says I think I solved your riddle!

All you have to do is go one letter back.

J khjd ohd!

Topic: Off-topic / Atheists dont believe that they exist

Originally posted by lei_wulong:

lol go leave my lands w/ your christian bullshit, all self respecting humen know that we were created by odin, hoenir and lodur
idiot

Loki is the true god

Topic: Off-topic / atheists are nicer then christians

Take a look at SD and then tell me that OP.

Topic: Off-topic / Hangnails.

I just rip it off. I know it hurts but you have to get it over with or it will cause more pain whenever the loose nail moves.

Topic: Off-topic / Do you feel retarded when someone younger than you does something you don't know/help you with something/knows something you don't know?

No, I focus on specific things to learn about. Being older doesn’t make me all-around smarter. I mean you could have a 40 year old engineer and do you think he would be upset that a 30 year old Historian knows more about a specific civilization than he does? No because he didn’t choose to study that so he keeps to his field.

Topic: Off-topic / Your favourite Sci-Fi TV show

Originally posted by Fronebular:

Star Trek is my absolute favorite Science Fiction TV show. I don’t know how many times I’ve watch Next Generation episodes.

I never actually watched Star Trek, yeah, crucify me.

Can do. Would you like your cross to have thorns or be lit on fire?

You had better watch the matrix before I do this to you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism

Crucifixion is looking good now isn’t it?

Topic: Off-topic / What would you do if slenderman got you and EXPLAIN!!

I would go missing. I don’t know what would happen.

Topic: Off-topic / I am SO tired of tall people

Originally posted by anonymouse1999:

Originally posted by xProStar:

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

I will make sure to sit one row ahead of you in cinemas from now on. Can’t see? Tough shit.

Its ok, i bring extra pillows to sit on ;3

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

I will make sure to sit one row ahead of you in cinemas from now on. Can’t see? Tough shit.

We’ll go to another cinema. Beat that! :o

Then I will instruct the tall people around the world to mess up those as well.