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Nothing, just facebook pages

 
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Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Ninjas:

-Are pussies hiding in the shadows
-Would get their ass handed to them if it came to confrontation

Pirates:

-Badass fighters
-Could hold their own in a fight
-Rich

now see, this one is actually not true. ninjas are highly trained and could drop and kill someone in a fight easily. pirates have no fighting ability and without their sword or gun, they are no threat. simply put, a ninja would fuck up a pirate in a fight

Bullshit. Pirates were often ex-British naval soldiers so they have plenty of combat experience not just on the high sees but meelee combat. Ninjas weaponry is all about blinding the enemy and using traps to escape. They could not take a pirate in real fight. The only way they could win is if they snuck up on him but if the ninja was seen he is fucked.

The pirate would obviously kick the ninja’s ass.

alright, we all know ninjas, are masters of stealth, but let’s forget about that for a second. even if a ninja wasn’t sneaking around, he would still be extensively trained in hand to hand combat, and could whoop the pirate’s using the art of ninjutsu

I don’t care if you are a kun fu master and knew every martial art known to man. All the pirate has to do is take the gun off his belt and you are screwed. Not to mention Ninjas used the ninjato short sword rather than hand to hand combat.

i’m talking about an unarmed duel here, no weapons involved

Well then I guess so. I am not entirely sure what the British soldiers went through in unarmed training down in the Caribbean outposts. But I guess you’re right about the martial arts.

alright, then the ninja comes out on top at least as far as unarmed fighting goes. as far as weapons go, ninjas never had firearms, but they could sure throw a shuriken

From what I have read, there has never been a recorded death from a shuriken, They were more of a distraction. However ninjas did have throwing knives and that would certainly do some damage but really the range/accuracy and damage of a gun is a lot better than that of throwing projectiles wouldn’t you agree?

yes, i agree that a gun is by far a lot more effective than any kind of throwing weapon, but it also depends on the skill of the person using the weapon. if a ninja could very quickly and accurately throw a knife or a shuriken at a pirate before he could draw, aim, and fire his weapon, the ninja would most likely win

True but that would require the ninja to get close enough to the pirate to throw it but still prevent the pirate from shotting him as he approached not to mention the wind has to be just right for the throw to be effective. If it was on the high seas you could expect the wind to be pretty brutal especially if on a ship. The odds are definitely against him in ranged combat.

well, that’s true but ninjas are trained to throw very accurately and adjust based on wind or other factors. i can’t argue with the range thing, though. and as far as what you said about fighting on the high seas, that gives the pirate a home field advantage. it’d be best for them to fight in a neutral spot.

also, did you watch the movie segment i linked?

Yeah I saw the scene, although it looked like he already had the knife ready and was hiding it the whole time. I didn’t see him reach into his pocket, he just had it right?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why piracy is not the same as theft

You are a butt pirate.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This be mutiny to me posts!

Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Ninjas:

-Are pussies hiding in the shadows
-Would get their ass handed to them if it came to confrontation

Pirates:

-Badass fighters
-Could hold their own in a fight
-Rich

now see, this one is actually not true. ninjas are highly trained and could drop and kill someone in a fight easily. pirates have no fighting ability and without their sword or gun, they are no threat. simply put, a ninja would fuck up a pirate in a fight

Bullshit. Pirates were often ex-British naval soldiers so they have plenty of combat experience not just on the high sees but meelee combat. Ninjas weaponry is all about blinding the enemy and using traps to escape. They could not take a pirate in real fight. The only way they could win is if they snuck up on him but if the ninja was seen he is fucked.

The pirate would obviously kick the ninja’s ass.

alright, we all know ninjas, are masters of stealth, but let’s forget about that for a second. even if a ninja wasn’t sneaking around, he would still be extensively trained in hand to hand combat, and could whoop the pirate’s using the art of ninjutsu

I don’t care if you are a kun fu master and knew every martial art known to man. All the pirate has to do is take the gun off his belt and you are screwed. Not to mention Ninjas used the ninjato short sword rather than hand to hand combat.

i’m talking about an unarmed duel here, no weapons involved

Well then I guess so. I am not entirely sure what the British soldiers went through in unarmed training down in the Caribbean outposts. But I guess you’re right about the martial arts.

alright, then the ninja comes out on top at least as far as unarmed fighting goes. as far as weapons go, ninjas never had firearms, but they could sure throw a shuriken

From what I have read, there has never been a recorded death from a shuriken, They were more of a distraction. However ninjas did have throwing knives and that would certainly do some damage but really the range/accuracy and damage of a gun is a lot better than that of throwing projectiles wouldn’t you agree?

yes, i agree that a gun is by far a lot more effective than any kind of throwing weapon, but it also depends on the skill of the person using the weapon. if a ninja could very quickly and accurately throw a knife or a shuriken at a pirate before he could draw, aim, and fire his weapon, the ninja would most likely win

True but that would require the ninja to get close enough to the pirate to throw it but still prevent the pirate from shotting him as he approached not to mention the wind has to be just right for the throw to be effective. If it was on the high seas you could expect the wind to be pretty brutal especially if on a ship. The odds are definitely against him in ranged combat.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This be mutiny to me posts!

Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Ninjas:

-Are pussies hiding in the shadows
-Would get their ass handed to them if it came to confrontation

Pirates:

-Badass fighters
-Could hold their own in a fight
-Rich

now see, this one is actually not true. ninjas are highly trained and could drop and kill someone in a fight easily. pirates have no fighting ability and without their sword or gun, they are no threat. simply put, a ninja would fuck up a pirate in a fight

Bullshit. Pirates were often ex-British naval soldiers so they have plenty of combat experience not just on the high sees but meelee combat. Ninjas weaponry is all about blinding the enemy and using traps to escape. They could not take a pirate in real fight. The only way they could win is if they snuck up on him but if the ninja was seen he is fucked.

The pirate would obviously kick the ninja’s ass.

alright, we all know ninjas, are masters of stealth, but let’s forget about that for a second. even if a ninja wasn’t sneaking around, he would still be extensively trained in hand to hand combat, and could whoop the pirate’s using the art of ninjutsu

I don’t care if you are a kun fu master and knew every martial art known to man. All the pirate has to do is take the gun off his belt and you are screwed. Not to mention Ninjas used the ninjato short sword rather than hand to hand combat.

i’m talking about an unarmed duel here, no weapons involved

Well then I guess so. I am not entirely sure what the British soldiers went through in unarmed training down in the Caribbean outposts. But I guess you’re right about the martial arts.

alright, then the ninja comes out on top at least as far as unarmed fighting goes. as far as weapons go, ninjas never had firearms, but they could sure throw a shuriken

From what I have read, there has never been a recorded death from a shuriken, They were more of a distraction. However ninjas did have throwing knives and that would certainly do some damage but really the range/accuracy/ speed and damage of a gun is a lot better than that of throwing projectiles wouldn’t you agree?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This be mutiny to me posts!

Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Ninjas:

-Are pussies hiding in the shadows
-Would get their ass handed to them if it came to confrontation

Pirates:

-Badass fighters
-Could hold their own in a fight
-Rich

now see, this one is actually not true. ninjas are highly trained and could drop and kill someone in a fight easily. pirates have no fighting ability and without their sword or gun, they are no threat. simply put, a ninja would fuck up a pirate in a fight

Bullshit. Pirates were often ex-British naval soldiers so they have plenty of combat experience not just on the high sees but meelee combat. Ninjas weaponry is all about blinding the enemy and using traps to escape. They could not take a pirate in real fight. The only way they could win is if they snuck up on him but if the ninja was seen he is fucked.

The pirate would obviously kick the ninja’s ass.

alright, we all know ninjas, are masters of stealth, but let’s forget about that for a second. even if a ninja wasn’t sneaking around, he would still be extensively trained in hand to hand combat, and could whoop the pirate’s using the art of ninjutsu

I don’t care if you are a kun fu master and knew every martial art known to man. All the pirate has to do is take the gun off his belt and you are screwed. Not to mention Ninjas used the ninjato short sword rather than hand to hand combat.

i’m talking about an unarmed duel here, no weapons involved

Well then I guess so. I am not entirely sure what the British soldiers went through in unarmed training down in the Caribbean outposts. But I guess you’re right about the martial arts.

Originally posted by cesarcurado:

ninjas vs pirates in a nutshell
srsly
ninjas would have absoluty zero chance

That’s true but for some reason ninja’s are giving teleportation when these debates come up. I have no idea why they throw that into every ninja game and give the pirate no supernatural abilities.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h62BhY-jBJE

this was pretty good but the teleportation crap was added.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Pirate Thread

Bang

It’s over.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This be mutiny to me posts!

Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Ninjas:

-Are pussies hiding in the shadows
-Would get their ass handed to them if it came to confrontation

Pirates:

-Badass fighters
-Could hold their own in a fight
-Rich

now see, this one is actually not true. ninjas are highly trained and could drop and kill someone in a fight easily. pirates have no fighting ability and without their sword or gun, they are no threat. simply put, a ninja would fuck up a pirate in a fight

Bullshit. Pirates were often ex-British naval soldiers so they have plenty of combat experience not just on the high sees but meelee combat. Ninjas weaponry is all about blinding the enemy and using traps to escape. They could not take a pirate in real fight. The only way they could win is if they snuck up on him but if the ninja was seen he is fucked.

The pirate would obviously kick the ninja’s ass.

alright, we all know ninjas, are masters of stealth, but let’s forget about that for a second. even if a ninja wasn’t sneaking around, he would still be extensively trained in hand to hand combat, and could whoop the pirate’s using the art of ninjutsu

I don’t care if you are a kun fu master and knew every martial art known to man. All the pirate has to do is take the gun off his belt and you are screwed. Not to mention Ninjas used the ninjato short sword rather than hand to hand combat.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Pirate Thread

Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Since the pirate vs ninja topic has been brought up.

fuck pirates, ninjas all the way

Enjoy hiding in the shadows and pussying out of fights

a ninja would destroy a pirate in a fight (not that you could even really call it a “fight”)

Only if he managed to sneak up on him. But in a regular fight the Pirate would crush the ninja.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This be mutiny to me posts!

Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Ninjas:

-Are pussies hiding in the shadows
-Would get their ass handed to them if it came to confrontation

Pirates:

-Badass fighters
-Could hold their own in a fight
-Rich

now see, this one is actually not true. ninjas are highly trained and could drop and kill someone in a fight easily. pirates have no fighting ability and without their sword or gun, they are no threat. simply put, a ninja would fuck up a pirate in a fight

Bullshit. Pirates were often ex-British naval soldiers so they have plenty of combat experience not just on the high sees but meelee combat. Ninjas weaponry is all about blinding the enemy and using traps to escape. They could not take a pirate in real fight. The only way they could win is if they snuck up on him but if the ninja was seen he is fucked.

The pirate would obviously kick the ninja’s ass.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Pirate Thread

Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Since the pirate vs ninja topic has been brought up.

fuck pirates, ninjas all the way

Enjoy hiding in the shadows and pussying out of fights

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Pirate Thread

Since the pirate vs ninja topic has been brought up.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This be mutiny to me posts!

Ninjas:

-Are pussies hiding in the shadows
-Would get their ass handed to them if it came to confrontation

Pirates:

-Badass fighters
-Could hold their own in a fight
-Rich

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Did you just call me smart?

I got called a brit once and then told to brush my teeth because I asked a question about asatru.

I have no idea.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I'm well past childhood and still do this, what do you still do?

Originally posted by Aleazor:

I still come up with ‘Pirates Vs. Ninjas’ scenarios.

and the pirate is obviously superior in everyway. you can try and you will fail to convince me otherwise.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hipotetical: all OTers suddenly are nice, respectfull, kind and smart people

Oh great I am in the twilight zone!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should we cut NASA's budget?

Originally posted by JesusIsComing:

It doesn’t matter what we do in this life; it’s our next life that matters.

Kill yourself and ta-da you are in the next life faster.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I just kicked some motherfucking ass in a chess competition

Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:

make an account on fly or die and I will kick your butt at chess

http://www.flyordie.com/chess/

I’ve played like 10 games of chess today.

No more for right now… just.. no more.

I’m going to be having wet dreams of the white queen tonight…

hahaha. Alright then, PM me whenever and we can get a game in.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I just kicked some motherfucking ass in a chess competition

make an account on fly or die and I will kick your butt at chess

http://www.flyordie.com/chess/

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should we cut NASA's budget?

Originally posted by UberTranen:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:

What if the foreign conquerors are aliens huh? you didn’t think of that did you. to disband nasa would be to leave out planet completely open to attack.

That’s not a problem if we put all our money in the DoD. How will the NASA help us? With the ISS?

We need to fund the Xcom project

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should we cut NASA's budget?

What if the foreign conquerors are aliens huh? you didn’t think of that did you. to disband nasa would be to leave out planet completely open to attack.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I Am The Worst

Originally posted by UberTranen:
Originally posted by FrostyGhosts:

Be happy that you make mistakes in life!!

That’s retarded. Why the fuck would anyone be happy about making mistakes?

Ask your parents. They figured it out.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Does it piss you off when you get a lemon wedge in your water or iced tea?

Originally posted by Aleazor:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by Aleazor:

Servers are doing the customer a favor by putting lemon in your drink.
They’re also fishing for tip. Just say ‘no lemon’ when ordering.

I like lemon, but sometimes I wonder how clean they are.

How is that a favor? I tell them no lemon but guess what? It’s still there.

If you specifically say, “Water, no lemon.” and they still give you lemon, that’s careless service. I would speak to the manager and have them flogged.

It’s a conspiracy to get bigger tips. They mess up your order in a way that so accepted that they can’t be faulted for it so when you complain they take it back and give you a regular one. Then that gives you the illusion that the server is doing more work to serve you so you will give them more tips!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Does it piss you off when you get a lemon wedge in your water or iced tea?

Originally posted by Aleazor:

Servers are doing the customer a favor by putting lemon in your drink.
They’re also fishing for tip. Just say ‘no lemon’ when ordering.

I like lemon, but sometimes I wonder how clean they are.

How is that a favor? I tell them no lemon but guess what? It’s still there.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I Am The Worst

I glad that you have come to terms with you future