Recent posts by Immortal7777 on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Should we cut NASA's budget?

Originally posted by JesusIsComing:

It doesn’t matter what we do in this life; it’s our next life that matters.

Kill yourself and ta-da you are in the next life faster.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I just kicked some motherfucking ass in a chess competition

Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:

make an account on fly or die and I will kick your butt at chess

http://www.flyordie.com/chess/

I’ve played like 10 games of chess today.

No more for right now… just.. no more.

I’m going to be having wet dreams of the white queen tonight…

hahaha. Alright then, PM me whenever and we can get a game in.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I just kicked some motherfucking ass in a chess competition

make an account on fly or die and I will kick your butt at chess

http://www.flyordie.com/chess/

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should we cut NASA's budget?

Originally posted by UberTranen:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:

What if the foreign conquerors are aliens huh? you didn’t think of that did you. to disband nasa would be to leave out planet completely open to attack.

That’s not a problem if we put all our money in the DoD. How will the NASA help us? With the ISS?

We need to fund the Xcom project

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should we cut NASA's budget?

What if the foreign conquerors are aliens huh? you didn’t think of that did you. to disband nasa would be to leave out planet completely open to attack.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I Am The Worst

Originally posted by UberTranen:
Originally posted by FrostyGhosts:

Be happy that you make mistakes in life!!

That’s retarded. Why the fuck would anyone be happy about making mistakes?

Ask your parents. They figured it out.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Does it piss you off when you get a lemon wedge in your water or iced tea?

Originally posted by Aleazor:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by Aleazor:

Servers are doing the customer a favor by putting lemon in your drink.
They’re also fishing for tip. Just say ‘no lemon’ when ordering.

I like lemon, but sometimes I wonder how clean they are.

How is that a favor? I tell them no lemon but guess what? It’s still there.

If you specifically say, “Water, no lemon.” and they still give you lemon, that’s careless service. I would speak to the manager and have them flogged.

It’s a conspiracy to get bigger tips. They mess up your order in a way that so accepted that they can’t be faulted for it so when you complain they take it back and give you a regular one. Then that gives you the illusion that the server is doing more work to serve you so you will give them more tips!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Does it piss you off when you get a lemon wedge in your water or iced tea?

Originally posted by Aleazor:

Servers are doing the customer a favor by putting lemon in your drink.
They’re also fishing for tip. Just say ‘no lemon’ when ordering.

I like lemon, but sometimes I wonder how clean they are.

How is that a favor? I tell them no lemon but guess what? It’s still there.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I Am The Worst

I glad that you have come to terms with you future

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is exactly the point of Laughtrack?

Originally posted by Reginleifx:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:

who doesn’t do this though? pretty much every sit com but the Three stooges and cartoon based sitcoms do this. Rather it’s a laugh track or it was recorded in front of an audience it’s still annoying. All in the family/ king of queens, Mr. Bean/ you name it. It’s become a staple which is sad.

Well, there’s “The Middle”; “Community”; “Scrubs”.

I forgot about Malcolm in the middle. Now that you mention I don’t remember ever hearing a laugh track. that was a good show.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is exactly the point of Laughtrack?

who doesn’t do this though? pretty much every sit com but the Three stooges and cartoon based sitcoms do this. Rather it’s a laugh track or it was recorded in front of an audience it’s still annoying. All in the family/ king of queens, Mr. Bean/ you name it. It’s become a staple which is sad.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Weird Al Yankovich

Just eat is pretty good.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is exactly the point of Laughtrack?

That’s pretty much what they are doing but to this day I still love the three stooges. You could argue that they are repetitive with their constant slaps and eye pokes but at least they don’t need a goddamn laugh track to entertain the fans.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is exactly the point of Laughtrack?

Originally posted by Fronebular:
Originally posted by Reginleifx:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:

YES! THANK YOU!

I love the big bang theory but the laugh track is pissing me off to no end. Every damn sentence is funny to these people like we have bevis and butthead as the live audience. In shows like everybody loves Raymond the laugh track was uncommon and didn’t over do it.

It’s like the developers think that their audience is so stupid that they need to be told when something is funny because you’re to retarded to figure it out for yourself. Fuck your laugh track. It is never THAT funny but I guess that’s how they convince people the show is good.

My thoughts exactly. And that happens with every current Chuck Lorre show (Mom; Two and a Half Men; The Big Bang Theory).

I mean, I guess some parts are somewhat funny, BUT STOP TRYING SO HARD TO MAKE ME LAUGH.

That’s just it though. They have to try hard to make people laugh because they don’t expect the audience to understand the jokes.

The Big Bang Theory being a great example, they don’t expect the audience to understand their often inaccurate science jokes. Thus, they make you laugh because it’s imposed with the laugh track rather than with decent writing that makes you laugh naturally.

Scientific jokes are actually pretty uncommon in the show. The real comedy comes into play when Sheldon does something ridiculous like throws away his food because it’s not in the right order or something. But I don’t need a laugh track to know that Sheldon is ridiculous especially after I have seen Sheldon reserve his spot on the couch since the pilot. It’s not funny the 80th time around yet the supposed Live audience still thinks it’s funny as if it was a new every time.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is exactly the point of Laughtrack?

YES! THANK YOU!

I love the big bang theory but the laugh track is pissing me off to no end. Every damn sentence is funny to these people like we have fucking bevis and butthead as the live audience. In shows like everybody loves Raymond the laugh track was uncommon and didn’t over do it.

It’s like the developers think that their audience is so stupid that they need to be told when something is funny because you’re to retarded to figure it out for yourself. Fuck your laugh track. It is never THAT funny but I guess that’s how they convince people the show is good.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Come to kongtc

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what is the worst continent and why is it South America?

South America is where they grow most of the coffee beans. We need them for that.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Does it piss you off when you get a lemon wedge in your water or iced tea?

It seems like every restaurant I go to automatically throws a lemon wedge into your water. I asked for a water not lemon water. Not once did I ask for it yet that’s all you get.

Lemons are corruption they ruin the tea/water!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Obama

He promised change.

We got it!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The new creepy stalker feeling in OT...

Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Not one person on this planet would want to read your 12160 shit posts.

Who are yoy talking to?

You, 1k posts ago. Your abhorrent shitposting means it was probably… Like a week ago.

I think he wanted to refer to me, but I have 1K+ more total pos count.

Anyway, hes got it wrong, its the other way around!

1K posts are probably the number of shitposts I have made overall. (I am also counting the removed posts)

The rest are all decent quality posts.

I guess I was being generous to give you 1000. A vast majority of your posts are shit posts.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The new creepy stalker feeling in OT...

Not one person on this planet would want to read your 12160 shit posts.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your most favorite post on OT?

I like this one.

oOTrentOo says: Should I write a book? It would include all of my amazing, life changing stories I have written here in OT. If I did, would you buy it?

Freezerburnt replies with: I’d buy it. I’ve been needing some new toilet paper lately.

oOTrentOo responds with: are you sure? its gonna be a pop-up book

http://www.kongregate.com/forums/2-off-topic/topics/126010

That made me laugh.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what is the worst continent and why is it South America?

and Antarctica does?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I have a confession to make!

You have got to be kidding me. We are meat eaters. Hunt away.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What do YOU do when lights out?

Your mom