Recent posts by Immortal7777 on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / How do people PUT PERSONAL questions on YAHOO ANSWERS? IS IT BAD?

I don’t use my name. so how are they going to find me?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why I see the number "282" so oftens?!

Some people believe in the rule of three or other such things and they can go for days not seeing the number three but as soon as it does they think it’s an amazing coincidence because they were convinced that number actually meant something. The fact that you were focused on it just makes people acknowledge it instead of just ignoring it like the other numbers.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's new, OT?

That’s true. Did you know that if you work on the oil rigs up in Alaska you get about 40 bucks and hour and you won’t be needing any college education to do so. The only problem is that you have to move up north but that’s like 80 grand a year and I think it comes with nice benefits and security like any other job.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / who is the most annoying shitposter on OT

Pure_Swag or whatever his name is.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Pirate Thread

So I was playing world of warcraft and since it’s the Halloween event they let you transform into a variety of beings with wands and pirates and ninjas are some of the costumes.

Somehow I had both pirate and ninja costumes on at the same time. How the heck does that work?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Ninja Thread

You guys suck.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT ninjas

Actually there is a ninja thread created at the same time as the pirate thread. let me bump it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why I see the number "282" so oftens?!

When you start looking for a number then you start seeing it everywhere.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 300 reasons America is the best country on Earth

That’s actually pretty accurate. Europeans are pussies. OH NOES we can’t have guns because they kill people so let’s just run away and forsake out families if they are in danger.

and the French are the biggest pussies of them all.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Halloween: What are you gonna be for it?

Originally posted by GearsChicken:

I’m gonna dress up in black face, and get a basket full of cotton balls, which I’ll throw on the floor then pick them up.

OH NOOOO YOU DIDN’T

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rabbits/Bunnies/Hares are not cute!

Rabbits are only good for a nice meal.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What was the last thing you copy/pasted?

So because Trunks went back in time to save goku’s life and destroy the androids before Dr. Gero could release the two androids that would eventually destroy most of the earths population he eventually realized that this wouldn’t work because if he prevented the androids from destroying everything in his time he would have no need to travel back to the past in the first place therefore no matter what he does in their timeline his will still be on the brink of extinction because of the androids. He must stop them in his own time

However in the MMO rift (Defiant side) Regulos just about destroys the world and the last humans manage to create a time machine and send you through to prevent this from ever happening. Well if Regulos didn’t devour the world then there was no point in sending me back to get rid of him before he could do this so I am pretty much in an alternate universe.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would Driving Around in a White Van Giving Kids Free Candy Be Considered Suspicious Behavior?

Why not? Ice cream trucks do it (Except for it being free)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What do you know more of?

Stonewall Jackson. Friendly fire is a bitch.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Emily is FOR avocado disobedience!

I got an idea, I am going look through my thousands of daily shouts to see if everyone likes me and then if they don’t I will use it as fuel to talk about how I am being oppressed on my blog.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your proudest achievement on Kong?

Originally posted by aguspal:

Probably my 10K post goal/thread and tye 10+ impossible badges I have!

Either could work… why not both?

10k shitposts. A new record!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Change the world.

Babies have an IQ less that 100? right? Kill all babies!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What would you teach?

The school of Piracy and navigation. Free Rum unless you are a bildgesucking ninja.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Change the world.

Originally posted by CombatExclaim:

Make killing idiots (under an IQ of 100) legal.

Well, It was nice knowing you.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Change the world.

Originally posted by dias17se:
Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:

I would make it so that there would be no more betas.
No more awkward nerds talking to their crushes about mlp. No more socially retarded sperglords talking to everyone about their political opinions. Like just today at school I passed some fat, white neckbeard dressed in all black and white Sunday clothes—black fedora, black coat, white shirt, black tie, black dress pants, black leather boots, and white gloves. This sight alone ruined my entire day. Your stereotypical neckbeard shithead.

I hate betas so much.

I´m a beta. You hate me bitch ?

Are you really going to tell me that you have never stated a political opinion to somebody?

It takes a special kind of fruit cake to have their day ruined because of somebodies clothing but I guess you are the fashion expert.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Change the world.

Or allow magic like in games. That would be cool. Teleport wherever. Conjure food or water. quality of life improved in more ways than just technology.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Change the world.

Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:
What the way people dress ruins your day? Fashion expert?

It’s not the way he dresses in itself, it’s that he portrays a stereotype of complete awkwardness.

Whats the alternative?

Not being an asocial dork who considers himself to be a supreme gentleman.

How? Come on people it’s a hat. I don’t wear them but when did the fedora become the symbol of evil?

Then don’t interact with him. nobody is forcing you to. You can keep this arrogant attitude of he is weird because the way he dresses pisses me off.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Change the world.

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:

I would probably do away with genetic traits that give advantages/disadvantages. Everything comes down to ones practice.

In other news Ebola just wiped out the entire human population because it could not adapt to the virus. Thank you, Ebola-chan!

Darn you figured out my identity. Well you won’t live long enough to tell anybody

Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:

I would make it so that there would be no more betas.
No more awkward nerds talking to their crushes about mlp.
No more socially retarded sperglords talking to everyone about their political opinions. Like just today at school I passed some fat, white neckbeard dressed in all black and white Sunday clothes—black fedora, black coat, white shirt, black tie, black dress pants, black leather boots, and white gloves. This sight alone ruined my entire day.

I hate betas so much.

What the way people dress ruins your day? Fashion expert?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Change the world.

I would probably do away with genetic traits that give advantages/disadvantages. Everything comes down to ones practice.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Healthy Choices

Nope.