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Topic: Off-topic / [Game] Rp: The Traverse

Harkon podered over the maps, seeking soke sort of puzzle in the most recent water sightings. Lord knows the mages weren’t solving the problem anytime soon, so this was clearly beyong magic. Though that was not to say that magic could not assist. He sent a sand whisper, one so subtle that only the greatest shamans, or those toucked by the cosmic fates, would detect it, suggesting some form of council be called between the explorers and wise men. He suggested his tunnel pavillion which he had placed under the town’s outskirts, as a venue, as it granted shelter form the sun and was quite comfortabley ventalated. After this invitation had been sent along with navigation and what little imformation he had been able to gather, that is to say bugger all, he turned to Arnkh. Go to the Darians’ town and bring me whatever scrolls you can find on their recent axploration, it is unlikely that they will help us willingly with their attitude toward these things. I am afraid that I will be unable to join you on this venture as my mind is sufficiently busy as is." As Ankh left through the tunnel, he returned to his plotting, his silent fury and confusion at the sudden loss of even the widest orchards.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / kool texts 2

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Best gun

FN F2000. As if the p90 wasn’t already cool enough, they made a full on assault rifle version.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Professional Gamers - Swearing while Gaming

Anyone who swears regularly for no reason other than childish anger or elitist insults is too immature to be allowed on the internet. They need to grow up and play the game for the sake of playing, not so they can be a hight pitched noob who cries when someone sticks them. Though those people might be limited to XBL, but frankly, they’re all the same immature brats to me. A grown man swearing madly just because he lost, won or was too thick to notice that he lost or won brings a tear to Darwin’s eye.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / living avatars!

My Avatar is a speech bubble which has “Rapist: Good morning” written in it. So no, I think I’ll pass, unless…

Edit: OK, My new avatar would totally kick ass if it were alive.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / RPGs for XBOX 360

360 has THE widest variety of games on everything bar minigames and Ghey, which are for the wii. The PS3 has some awesome shooters and stuff but it takes ages to write games for it due to the graphics and stuff being top notch, whereas the 360, as the first next gen console out, got a horde of games thrown on it to cash in on the new generation.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I got fire fox

Firefox: Faster, homepage is less hassle so loads immediately, has plugins to stop sites like raygold-models or whatever it is that rick rolls you, has plugins to let you run IE tabs so you still have the option of using internet explorer, can get your downloads listed in a tab so they take less room, you know, just being plain better and stff like that.

Edit: Zap, you can just do ctrl+t for a new tab.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / how would u like to die

having spent 10,000 years holding back the armies of hell to keep everyone in the real world safe, being suddenly overwhelmed by fire, sharp objects and general nastiness, on live TV, staring right at the camera as I get disintergrated. Nothing like a good matyredom. Especially if I get to doe duel wielding greatswords.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I got fire fox

I have Vista, FireFox 3 AND a script blocker plugin. I can still play everything.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Undead

Take a ferry. Fill 50% of the cargo bay with tinned food, 40% with bottled water, and 10% with the likes of alcohol, condoms and more alcohol. Move 10 metres off shore and drop anchor. Zombies are too dumb to swim and will drown if they try and come after me. As for the vamps, I make a deal: They bring me women, I give them adorable little kiddies, full of youth and life, to eat.