Recent posts by CosimoMedici on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Bad Jokes about OT.

That we think our authority has any sort of power beyond disillusioning us to the fact that they do. It’s all a bad joke that the people that have been porn-spamming have begun to see through.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which person are you?

The toddler boy on the left having his crotch groped by some moderately plain-looking lady.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Tips to get the top rated comment

Be one of the first people to say something obvious.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I hate getting my teeth cleaned.

No shit, why would he spend $1000 to fix a complete stranger’s teeth?

Because that’s a kind thing to do for some poor college student. You know you want to contribute to the “Help my teeth” fund.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I hate getting my teeth cleaned.

At least you’re not going to have to shell out $1000 for some stupid calcification treatment so my teeth won’t be so susceptible to discoloration, cavities and stains.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Levels linked to posts

Ha. As if people need any more reason to spam.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / when do i become mod

Not when you keep trolling on these alternate accounts King_Matt

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Kongregate sub-forum is flooding with USELESS stickies

letting game developers make their own sub-forums to organize their excessive stickies or common thread themes would be a good thing to implement.

That’s how it is now in the game forums.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official History Of Off-Topic (please read)

Originally posted by ritzfitz91:

autoplay highway to the danger zone

Great times!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official History Of Off-Topic (please read)

Ritz reminded me of http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/flyingman who was a regular in ’09

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i hate my life

One of the better copypastas out there.

Old, but still clever.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I love you

Originally posted by cjk99:

Bitches always be telling me they like long walks on the beach, but they’re always lying. We’ll be walking for an hour and she’s all “I’m tired, wahhh”. I’m like “Fuck you, we’re walking for two more hours”.

http://xkcd.com/120/

Reminded me of this.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How to make an easy 100 bucks.

They ban you for ratings fraud you know.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I wish to impose a serious question upon you, OT.

I didn’t know you liked Cher.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / favorite thing about pubic hair

I’m sure a mouthful of pubes is attractive to any woman.

Any sort of pubic hair can be bothersome if someone is performing oral sex.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / favorite thing about pubic hair

Originally posted by FullyChaaarged:

It’s not uncommon for some men to have hair on their penis.

It’s probably weird though, and seriously tickles any vagina the hairs were to touch.

I’m sure they could wax it, but it probably isn’t too much of an issue. Plus that’d be the worst waxing ever.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / favorite thing about pubic hair

Originally posted by Vegard20:
Originally posted by Dartjat:

There’s hair growing on your dick?

Yes.

I have hair growing on many weird places on my body, but my penis is clean from hair. Are you sure you’re not talking about the hair on your balls or like around your dick?

It’s not uncommon for some men to have hair on their penis.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT

SquareOne has the creepiest desktop. Ever.

Time to top it:

Oh and, share Terraria with me :3

Sorry, I didn’t get it in the most polite way, if you catch my drift.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT

I change it every day though.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / how do you become a mod

Looks like someone is scared to me. In all seriousness, it was morphing into some weird agreement thing. Serious Discussion taught me to never compromise and here I was going against that. It was an interesting debate though; thank you Hunk.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Just sworn into the Guards

Have fun getting your individuality stripped?

No no, good luck.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How much search results does your username come up with?

2410 matches on Kongregate

27,300 results on Google

I am just not that famous. Oh well.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / a steel girder is placed across the rooftops of two skyscrapers

I use rope to tie myself to the girder and walk across. It’s probably super windy that high.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / co > jude

You self-absorbed, egotistical, mega-troll.

<3

 
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Topic: Kongregate / how do you become a mod

I was using you as an example of someone that can improve drastically and become a mod.
You should know I love you baby.

Edit: As for your second point, I’m not quite sure what it is you’re trying to say. I’ve been in Off-Topic quite a while too, so I’m fairly knowledgeable myself. I was not criticize the moderation of the forum, but was rather bringing up the point that ‘momentary hell’ is going to happen all the time and that it’s not a major catastrophe. It’s even less of an issue in chat rooms than forums because it’ll dissipate with the flow of chat while in forums it will just pile up.