Recent posts by uzzbuzz on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / If you could change the rules of OT... What would you change?

All mods get perma banned and all regular users become mods. Good thing I’m not in charge :>

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Upcoming Badges! [Suggest new badges here]

Doubt this will get badges ever, but Back2Back is a game with working(?) API and 3.9 rating. I think it only submits when you beat the game, but I don’t know if it submits for sure since no one has beaten it this week but presumably the api is still working. Just pointing it out as an old game that has the requirements, yet I don’t think has been mentioned yet.

It’s a decent enough defense game at first glance, but I probably won’t play it more :3

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [New Feature] Introducing Kongpanions!

Originally posted by Tukkun:

PLEASE tell me the display name of the Kongpanion will not be in Japanese. this long.

Edited quote for current kongpanion.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Vote] for IAmTheCandyman's Dinner!

I just ate sandwiches and I’m still hungry seeing that.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Vote] for IAmTheCandyman's Dinner!

I’d vote for the Vegan Strawberry Girl but then Cman would hate me.

[Vote: Menage A Trois]

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Game ratings

A LOT of older games would have a huge drop in rating if they got the same traffic as they got when they were new. Tastes change. A few days ago I played this game. Yeah. A game like this would not even get a 3.0 today, and I’m not sure how or why something I could code when I was 13 (and I’m a bad coder) in a few hours would have such a high rating even then.

The focus has shifted towards multiplayer, idle, and artsy games, though the latter have always had a special zone here for high ratings.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Why is Kong's highscore boards so easy to hack?

Originally posted by anjum1379:
Originally posted by uzzbuzz:

I wonder what would happen if we let the devs themselves be able to remove highscores on their own games. Seems like the most obvious approach. I know some games have what seems to be an invisible barrier that removes scores over a certain threshold, but I don’t remember anything like that in the api documentation. ( Plus people like Ben will get scammed out of their highscore place )

not all games have active devs

It’s true, but some devs are very active with their games, especially shortly after release, which is when the waves of unreasonable scores seem to flood in. It’s a better solution than nothing at all.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I went to Chipotle

Wouldn’t have gotten the cheese if I knew it wouldn’t fit.

I’m out. You always make room for the cheese.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Why is Kong's highscore boards so easy to hack?

I wonder what would happen if we let the devs themselves be able to remove highscores on their own games. Seems like the most obvious approach. I know some games have what seems to be an invisible barrier that removes scores over a certain threshold, but I don’t remember anything like that in the api documentation. ( Plus people like Ben will get scammed out of their highscore place )

 
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Topic: Kongregate / SAS Zombie Assault 4: the worst timed challenge of all time?

I actually didn’t mind the game. Wouldn’t even mind seeing badges on it. Was pretty fun playing with some other kong people, rather than just joining random games. Also there wasn’t really any lag either.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / "How did I do?"

Beautiful 10/10

 
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Topic: Kongregate / What games on Kong would you like to see as an amusement park attraction?

Don’t forget Papa’s Pizzeria for the pizza~

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Which of the jobs would you like to do at Kongregate?

Data Engineer would be cool but lol code.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You wake up at night and look out your window

Have a good laugh and go back to bed. Ayylmao

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Upcoming Badges! [Suggest new badges here]

It even has a crow!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What does your screen name mean?

Originally posted by Meistheman:

It means I’m a man

I thought you were the man.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Score Challenge: How far can you get in one run of Solipskier?

Not even 1 billion wow. Embrace your inner thyrael

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do girls always go for the jerks and never the nice guys?

Try to be “a jerk” for a few weeks, and see how that works out.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Score Challenge: How far can you get in one run of Solipskier?

Looool oh the irony. Where’s maist/shawn?

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Upcoming Badges! [Suggest new badges here]

Was there ever any word regarding AdultSwimGames adding api to some of their games that have a high enough rating (and are great fun), but no api?

House of Dead Ninjas and Give Up, Robot are two that come to mind. (Both of which could be imp candidates since we’re definitely due for one)

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [New Feature] Introducing Kongpanions!

Originally posted by Tukkun:

PLEASE tell me the display name of the Kongpanion will not be in Japanese.

The display name of the Kongpanion will not be in Japanese.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Upcoming Badges! [Suggest new badges here]

Originally posted by Holy2334:

I wish there were more admins like Greg who take the time to edit their thread titles to make sense. Unlike some people who leaves a 2+ year old feature as “New” I’m looking at you Cman

He’s waiting until Stabby is released to change it to say [Old Feature]

 
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Topic: Kongregate / What is your favorite tower defense game on Kongregate?

I’m gonna say mini Tower Defense just because I can. >:D

(But really, the pokemon TD’s weren’t bad)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / if you could make a mod for any game

Originally posted by Ruudiluca:

How about a mod that turns pizzas from Papa’s Pizzeria into real pizzas?
Or any food from Papa’s games into real food.

Sold!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / if you could make a mod for any game

Raining pizza mod for X Elder Scrolls game.