Recent posts by PsychoPanda on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Nostalgic OT highlights

Originally posted by QuixoticQuixote:
Originally posted by DMinor:

PsychoPanda

Man, I wonder where she went

It’s a mystery.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Not being able to fap sucks :(

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

A lot of people

A lot of people also say Hitler killed himself in a bunker but that doesn’t make them right.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is Your New Year's Resolution(s)?

Lave Kongregate FOREVAR and then come back on an alt to see how many people care about me, realize the number is zero, then kill myself.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / you arrive from school/work to find

Originally posted by Tacket:
Originally posted by AWildMFTAppears:

I don’t own my own computer

You stole it?

omg ur so racist

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New Years Challenge: First to orgasm in 2012/last to orgasm in 2011!

I’m glad I’m not competitive.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You're drinking huge amounts of water for a radio station contest "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" and then you die of water intoxication

Originally posted by Piple:

LOL WATER POISONING THATS A GOOD ONE

Too much water (gallons) drank at once and you drown your insides and you DIE LOL

Not sure if trolling…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / you arrive from school/work to find

I probably did this while I was having a crash from taking too much NZT, but I don’t know that. I suspect nobody at first, but the paranoia that someone is stole my computer drives me crazy so I pick a random person. It turns out that everything I did was specifically to my own plans that I had forgotten about due to my memory lapse so in the end I kill the bad guy, take down the corrupt government, get the girl, and become a billionaire, all thanks to my genius.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You're drinking huge amounts of water for a radio station contest "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" and then you die of water intoxication

Originally posted by AWildMFTAppears:

Is this real?

No, it was a Wii, not an XBox. I had my facts wrong.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/6463738/Family-of-woman-who-died-after-water-drinking-contest-on-radio-awarded-10m.html

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Last book you read

A Farewell To Arms.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The last song you heard.

Not too mad, it was a good song.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You're drinking huge amounts of water for a radio station contest "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" and then you die of water intoxication

A woman entered a water-drinking contest to win an XBox for her kids, because she knew they wanted one and the family was poor. People were calling in to the radio station to tell them to call off the contest because people could die but they kept doing it. The woman won, and then died from water poisoning.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours

Beat it.
Just beat it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / appy new years

There’s an app for that.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My mom and I just finished a 1000 piece puzzle.

Originally posted by Noob113:

You play games with your mom? :O

No, his mom plays games with him.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My mom and I just finished a 1000 piece puzzle.

I did. AND YOU’LL NEVER SEE IT AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If I could only save 10 OTers from dying (I am automatically saved)

I’d save myself and there’s nothing you can do about it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Not being able to fap sucks :(

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

But…aren’t you a woman? Is that still called fapping?

What? Who said I was a woman? I never said I was a woman.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How To Reddit 101

So you wanna post on Reddit? HAHAHAHAHA oh wait you’re serious? Well, then I guess I am obligated to tell you how to get all the karma, upvotes, and love you can possibly get with minimal AIDS exposure*.
*Lol jk there is no way to prevent the AIDS.
I will updated the OP every couple of days with advice so you can be the best redditor ever.



First of all, you need to familiarize yourself with as many memes as you can. Knowing your memes is the best way to get people to accept you. Obviously, spending time in the community is out because you want to be a good redditor NOW DAMMIT. So what you have to do is read KnowYourMeme constantly. This can be time-consuming too, however, so really what you have to do is hit “random” and then skim each article. You may not be able to learn the origin of the meme but that’s okay, all memes started on 4chan until Reddit came along, and now all memes come from Reddit.
Another thing you need to know is that you are a redditor, not a poster. These things may seem similar, but THEY ARE DIFFERENT so don’t mix them up! A poster is somebody else who uses other message boards. To put it simply, they are not the in group, the in group being you and all your fellow redditors. That’s why you have a different name; so everybody can know just how special you are!
You must also always remember to not call the various subreddits and such boards. BOARDS ARE WHAT 4CHAN HAS REDDIT HAS SUBREDDITS.


Now that you are filled in on Reddit’s amazing and diverse culture, it’s time for you to lurk! LOL JK only noobs lurk. Don’t make submissions yet, first you have to post! The easiest way for people to love you is to make your first post “as a woman, blah blah blah” if it’s relevant. Actually, even if it’s not relevant. And even if you’re not a woman. You’re guaranteed to get tons of upvotes if you say “As a woman” because nobody lies on the internet. NEVER make a sarcastic comment or call out the blatant lies of the submissions that you’re commenting on because THAT’S NEGATIVE and BAD. Instead go with the flow! If somebody says “My girlfriend gave me this after sexytimes” and it’s a picture of a ribbon with a monkey eating a banana and it says “good eating”, it’s obviously the truth, so instead of questioning the actuality of the guy’s girlfriend, who totally exists, post “wife her”. This is a funny joke and everybody will think it’s hilarious.


Tomorrow, or maybe the day after, I’ll tell you more about how to post, as well as what to make for your first submission and more!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You're at 6 Flags and your hat flies off during a rollercoaster ride, so after the ride you hop the fence to go get it and then get decapitated by the coaster

The life and times of MFT.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Family Guy or The Simpsons

It’s bad.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Family Guy or The Simpsons

Dude don’t double post.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / THIS JUST IN

OMG Justin Bieber is my waifu <3<3<3<3<3<3<3

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Family Guy or The Simpsons

Futurama.
inb4flamewar

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Vegard20 looks like he just killed someone on TC

That’s because he did.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You wake up and you realize what you've done

Your execution is set for Monday. If you attempt to escape you will only die before the pre-execution trial for one last chance to tell THE TRUTH.