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Topic: Off-topic / Triangle = Half life 3

Originally posted by qwertyuiopazs:
Originally posted by darkbot:
Originally posted by qwertyuiopazs:
Originally posted by Pokerpo:
Originally posted by qwertyuiopazs:
Originally posted by Pokerpo:
Originally posted by qwertyuiopazs:

Illuminati can’t exist because the color of the ocean is sometimes green. Get the silly rumors out of your head.

that made less sense than OP

What? Just think about it for a second. Oceans have algae and lilypads and moss and whatnot in them, which causes the water to turn green.

so retarded.

please explain how the illuminati can not exist because the ocean is green.
the color green is green, does that mean green doesn’t exist?

What, you don’t get that part?
Because the ocean can be green, it contains a good portion of the visible light spectrum. The principle of the Illuminati cannot hold true assuming a universe with a ocean containing as many colors as the ocean in this universe does.

So… you’re saying that the color of the ocean (which is blue) and the color of the Illuminati symbol (Green), make the Illuminati false?

I really don’t get it…

but

I think they don’t exist because Half-life 3 (by Valve) doesn’t exist. Just because they can’t count to 3.

What, no, this has nothing to do with the symbol of the Illuminati. It’s just a symbol, it could change theoretically, just be a false front. It’s not that difficult to understand. Nor does it have anything to do with counting to three for the same reasons. Jesus, I present a actual proof and you guys pretend not to even be able to understand it because you can’t think of a reasonable counterpoint.

tl;dr.

In other words, u wot m8?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Triangle = Half life 3

Originally posted by qwertyuiopazs:
Originally posted by Pokerpo:
Originally posted by qwertyuiopazs:
Originally posted by Pokerpo:
Originally posted by qwertyuiopazs:

Illuminati can’t exist because the color of the ocean is sometimes green. Get the silly rumors out of your head.

that made less sense than OP

What? Just think about it for a second. Oceans have algae and lilypads and moss and whatnot in them, which causes the water to turn green.

so retarded.

please explain how the illuminati can not exist because the ocean is green.
the color green is green, does that mean green doesn’t exist?

What, you don’t get that part?
Because the ocean can be green, it contains a good portion of the visible light spectrum. The principle of the Illuminati cannot hold true assuming a universe with a ocean containing as many colors as the ocean in this universe does.

So… you’re saying that the color of the ocean (which is blue) and the color of the Illuminati symbol (Green), make the Illuminati false?

I really don’t get it…

but

I think they don’t exist because Half-life 3 (by Valve) doesn’t exist. Just because they can’t count to 3.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Triangle = Half life 3

Illuminati symbol – Triangle
Triangle has 3 sides
There can be a 3rd half life with radioactivity
Half life 3 is ‘confirmed’
Half life series is made by valve
Valve is the Illuminati?

But wait… Valve can’t count to 3… So if Half-life 3 doesn’t exist yet

That means the Illuminati doesn’t exist.
Wait… Wut?


Discuss something about the Illuminati… because I don’t even know…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I had a sexual dream

Ah sex dreams… some of the best (and weirdest) dreams to come across.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If _____ + _____ = _____

Originally posted by andyb112:

saber+cow=sabercow

very original m8.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If _____ + _____ = _____

Originally posted by Pokerpo:

this should go in forum game forum

No. It doesn’t meet the rules of the Forum game requirements.

It would be locked on the spot.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If _____ + _____ = _____

Originally posted by TheDarknessBelow:

sex ≈ baby

Baby * The percent of your pull out game is during sex = # of chances of getting a baby before marriage.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If _____ + _____ = _____

Originally posted by andyb112:

Man+Woman=sex

Loving Man + Not Interested Woman = Friendzone (Better love story than Twilight.)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ALL PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Originally posted by Pipipipipi314:
Originally posted by darkbot:
Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by inmonkeyness:
Originally posted by abraaz:
Originally posted by inmonkeyness:
Originally posted by hyproblast:
Originally posted by inmonkeyness:
Originally posted by hyproblast:
Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by RSCakeBomb:
Originally posted by abraaz:
Originally posted by Pipipipipi314:
Originally posted by StreptoFire:
Originally posted by AEONFLX:
Originally posted by hyproblast:
Originally posted by AEONFLX:
Originally posted by StreptoFire:
Originally posted by AEONFLX:
Originally posted by StreptoFire:
Originally posted by AEONFLX:

da fok iz dis shite m8? i swer u r 1 dum kunt. am gon get me krew so preper 2 get rekt skrub.


I am protected by the FSM’s holy blessings, you can’t harm me.


u are 1 fucking cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fuckin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boi u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fuckin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.


Please stop fighting, guys. It’s ridiculous to just watch you run your mouths like idiots. Probably nothing you guys are saying are true at all, and you’re only just immature little 12-year-olds who know more bad words than they should. Does it really matter that one insulted the other to the point where you just have to post giant walls of never-ending text to fight with each other down to the brink of wanting to kill each other? It’s just simply ridiculous to the point where I’m facepalming and laughing at the same time. Come on, guys…


Check up on yer nan and yer mum for me m8 I fink I rekt em too ard last noight m8 so make sure she’s feeling better cuz I’ll be back l8r for another go. I swear ya mums leaky arse is gonna look like a rotten fish n chips basket when I’m done with it.


It’s all AEONFLX’s fault for vandalizing a spiritual thread with his unholy words.

I was trying to post some enlightenments from the Flying Spaghetti Monster the Mighty but this heretic keeps insulting His Almightiness.

If this happened in the medieval ages, he would have been burned alive for disrespecting the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s image and holiness, which are unquestionable. But now, pizza worshippers like him are neglecting and destroying all sanctity that has been built from the ground and disrespecting the Almighty Lord Flying Spaghetti Monster.

You know, pizza hell awaits those who worship other gods… you have been warned.


And now another prayer to help on our quest for the Perfect Maccaroni:


Hail Marinara,

Full of Spice,

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is filled with thee.

Tasty art thou amongst sauces,

and blessed is the fruit

of thy jar, tomatoes

( although fools believe they are vegetables )


Holy Marinara,

Chief Amongst Toppings,

Save a plate for us now,

and at about 6 o’clock when dinner is served, if you would be so kind.


Ramen.


I wanted to say “cupcake” and have the god of cupcakes appear and start attacking you for worshiping “an impostor food” and how you would go to “Cupcake Hell,” and then leave, but then I realized this was the wrong forum.


Are we making a uselessly long pyramid?

Sign me up.

All hail his noodly appendages


GIVE REVOLUTION PYRABOW


i don’t even care what thread this is about. . are you people seeing the size of this text pyramid?

WE NEED TO KEEP IT GOING!

OUTE THIS AND JUST HAIL HIS NOODLY APPENDAGES


I agree! Keep the quote pyramid going! WE COULD SET A RECORD FOR THE BIGGEST QUOTE PYRAMID EVER!


eh sure whatever.

Mme will probably edit out a bunch of it at some point, anyway.


WE MUST SET THE RECORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Don’t derail, though, or the thread will be deleted. Stay on topic.




Anyways, Pastafarians are retarded frail hipsters. They should just revert to atheism instead of half-believing in this pasta bullshit and thinking they are clever.


We’re not “frail hipsters”. What the fuck man. Why are you disrespecting the one true god like that?


This is still a small pyramid. Also we’re all going to get silenced for this


I could probably use a break from OT anyways.






Shut up, pastafag.



it’s for the greater good okay

OKAY!




Hey, It’s pasta. Why not get into the groove!


I prefer cheese on my flying spaghetti monsters.




I think we’re safe because the only part they decided to delete was something I said. I don’t know why they deleted that over any of this. Maybe they haven’t gotten to this yet.



Nope.

Once started

it will never end.

top kek
 
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Topic: Off-topic / how to browse imgur

go do that on youtube.

You won’t find porn, but you will find weirdness.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If _____ + _____ = _____

Fill in the blanks.

Why can’t I add my life to anything?

Discuss life equations.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ALL PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by inmonkeyness:
Originally posted by abraaz:
Originally posted by inmonkeyness:
Originally posted by hyproblast:
Originally posted by inmonkeyness:
Originally posted by hyproblast:
Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by RSCakeBomb:
Originally posted by abraaz:
Originally posted by Pipipipipi314:
Originally posted by StreptoFire:
Originally posted by AEONFLX:
Originally posted by hyproblast:
Originally posted by AEONFLX:
Originally posted by StreptoFire:
Originally posted by AEONFLX:
Originally posted by StreptoFire:
Originally posted by AEONFLX:

da fok iz dis shite m8? i swer u r 1 dum kunt. am gon get me krew so preper 2 get rekt skrub.

I am protected by the FSM’s holy blessings, you can’t harm me.

u are 1 fucking cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fuckin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boi u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fuckin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

Please stop fighting, guys. It’s ridiculous to just watch you run your mouths like idiots. Probably nothing you guys are saying are true at all, and you’re only just immature little 12-year-olds who know more bad words than they should. Does it really matter that one insulted the other to the point where you just have to post giant walls of never-ending text to fight with each other down to the brink of wanting to kill each other? It’s just simply ridiculous to the point where I’m facepalming and laughing at the same time. Come on, guys…

Check up on yer nan and yer mum for me m8 I fink I rekt em too ard last noight m8 so make sure she’s feeling better cuz I’ll be back l8r for another go. I swear ya mums leaky arse is gonna look like a rotten fish n chips basket when I’m done with it.

It’s all AEONFLX’s fault for vandalizing a spiritual thread with his unholy words.
I was trying to post some enlightenments from the Flying Spaghetti Monster the Mighty but this heretic keeps insulting His Almightiness.
If this happened in the medieval ages, he would have been burned alive for disrespecting the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s image and holiness, which are unquestionable. But now, pizza worshippers like him are neglecting and destroying all sanctity that has been built from the ground and disrespecting the Almighty Lord Flying Spaghetti Monster.
You know, pizza hell awaits those who worship other gods… you have been warned.

And now another prayer to help on our quest for the Perfect Maccaroni:

Hail Marinara,
Full of Spice,
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is filled with thee.
Tasty art thou amongst sauces,
and blessed is the fruit
of thy jar, tomatoes
( although fools believe they are vegetables )

Holy Marinara,
Chief Amongst Toppings,
Save a plate for us now,
and at about 6 o’clock when dinner is served, if you would be so kind.

Ramen.

I wanted to say “cupcake” and have the god of cupcakes appear and start attacking you for worshiping “an impostor food” and how you would go to “Cupcake Hell,” and then leave, but then I realized this was the wrong forum.

Are we making a uselessly long pyramid?
Sign me up.
All hail his noodly appendages

GIVE REVOLUTION PYRABOW

i don’t even care what thread this is about. . are you people seeing the size of this text pyramid?
WE NEED TO KEEP IT GOING!
OUTE THIS AND JUST HAIL HIS NOODLY APPENDAGES

I agree! Keep the quote pyramid going! WE COULD SET A RECORD FOR THE BIGGEST QUOTE PYRAMID EVER!

eh sure whatever.
Mme will probably edit out a bunch of it at some point, anyway.

WE MUST SET THE RECORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don’t derail, though, or the thread will be deleted. Stay on topic.


Anyways, Pastafarians are retarded frail hipsters. They should just revert to atheism instead of half-believing in this pasta bullshit and thinking they are clever.

We’re not “frail hipsters”. What the fuck man. Why are you disrespecting the one true god like that?


This is still a small pyramid. Also we’re all going to get silenced for this

I could probably use a break from OT anyways.




Shut up, pastafag.


it’s for the greater good okay
OKAY!

Hey, It’s pasta. Why not get into the groove!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 1000 Ways to get kicked out the shcools computer lab.

Install Bonzi buddy.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favorite KungFu movies?

Ip Man.

Pretty good series.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's worse than Evil?

Originally posted by yeasy:
Originally posted by darkbot:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by darkbot:

Death is by far worse than Evil, or it can be newfegs. Gawd dem newfegs…

how the fuck is death worse than evil

You die, and you never see anything else ever again. Not even evil.

Proof?

I died three weeks ago. All I saw was nothing but darkness. Then I was revived in the ER by the medic.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i'm new

Originally posted by Zaminick:

damn. Beat me too it.

Lel newfag.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's worse than Evil?

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by darkbot:

Death is by far worse than Evil, or it can be newfegs. Gawd dem newfegs…

how the fuck is death worse than evil

You die, and you never see anything else ever again. Not even evil.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's worse than Evil?

Originally posted by ToofFromDotd:

Money is the root of all evil.

666 – Number of the devil or evil.
Square root of 666 is 25.80

So does that mean having $25.80 in my wallet means that I’m the root of all evil?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is the US dollar still relevant?

Don’t know. All I know is this:

1 TF2 key = ~$2.80 USD

FML.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / On a scale of 1-10, how closely does your behavior here match the way you act IRL?

Varies…
8 when I’m with new people
3 when I’m with family
2 when I’m with school friends… (with exception of a few)
0 when I’m in public.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's worse than Evil?

Death is by far worse than Evil, or it can be newfegs. Gawd dem newfegs…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Steam games you own?

Don’t play TF2. You’ll get stuck in what is more known as Hat Fortress 2.

Keys are at the all time high of fucking 17.33 ref!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Make a two sentence HORROR STORY

[Scary 1st sentence]. [Scary 2nd sentence].
#3spooky5me

The end.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Kongristmas Secret Greg 2014

Didn’t get anything :(

Why even participate when I don’t get a gift.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Kongristmas Secret Greg 2014

Omg, it’s going to turn out like last year. ftw