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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish–AC Edition 2

insert title here…

Granted. Before I looked up what the answer was, I had a feeling it was gonna be all of the blue-eyed people. The logic behind it is that since the Guru said that she sees someone with blue eyes, all of the blue-eyed people will count themselves up, and by the 100th day, after ‘checking every other blue-eyed person off a theoretical checklist,’ they all realize that they themselves are the ones with blue eyes, and are allowed to leave. The brown-eyed people, on the other hand, on the 100th day, they see that all of the blue-eyed people have all been accounted for, but they themselves have no certainty with their own eye color.

As for a corruption for that wish, umm… I spoiled the answer, so.. I guess that counts.

Congrats, Mr_Eaters, for post #500!

Also, elusive empty page 21 after clicking with 500 posts. Damn ghosts.

Anyways, I wish for more logic puzzles. That was fun.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish–AC Edition 2

Eventually…

Granted. You have $0 in real life, so now you have 0 gold in Skyrim. Just as you wished for. Unless what you meant was that you wanted $400k in real life, in which you should’ve said, ‘I wish I had as much money in real life as I do in Skyrim.’ Order matters, people.

I wish that the wish I posted a few posts ago could be granted and corrupted.

 
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Maybe someday…

Umm, first of all, my wish went ungranted and uncorrupted. Very problem. Much fix.

Second, granted, but it’s now backwards. !!!!!!!!YLGOOBYLGOOBYLGOOBYLGOOBYLGOOBYLGOOBYLGOOBYLGOOB

I wish for BRAAPAPAPAPAPAP STUSTUSTU.

 
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There will eventually be a title here, I promise.

Granted, but the server that hosts it never works, and a bunch of hackers planted viruses on it, so IF you can even manage to get to the website, your computer dies and all of your personal info is stolen.

I wish that more people that I know were more interested in computer hardware and such.

 
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I’ll put up my titles… eventually.

Granted. You have a refinery, but you have no resources nor power to use it.

I wish this thread was stickied, so that it’s always easily accessible and visible from the game’s main page.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish–AC Edition 2

Meh to titles…

Granted. You got a rusty Reliant Robin and a hammer.

I wish the gummy bear bag was more efficient with its energy use so that it can be refilled more often.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish–AC Edition 2

Vampire: bobsaget007: lvl 7 Class 0 Undead Notice Me, Senpai
Exp: 1410



Granted. It removes all of the bacon and Nutella in the known universe so that people can no longer become fat because of them.

I wish that there was a healthier, tastier alternative to bacon and Nutella, now that all of the regular stuff is gone.

 
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Vampire: bobsaget007: lvl 7 Class 0 Undead Yes, I still read these.
Exp: 1360



Granted. He became evil and killed you.

I wish I had the money to make a computer as sexy as this:

 
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Vampire: bobsaget007: lvl 7 Class 0 Undead
Exp: 1310



Granted, but you’re stuck in 1885 and you ran out of fuel and the Mr. Fusion only powers the flux capacitors, so you need to steal borrow a train and super-heat the boiler while driving on flat ground in order to get just enough speed to go forward in time before barely falling to your doom in Clayton Shonash Ravine.

I wish I was at peace with all of the Diesels.

 
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Vampire: bobsaget007: lvl 6 Class 0 Undead
Exp: 1260



Granted. You got a Pikachu…

… phone case, that is.

Also, strangely, when I clicked on the thread, it took me to page 13, which didn’t exist until now. Spooky. Scary. Skeletons.

I wish for infinite diesel for my car.

 
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Vampire: bobsaget007: lvl 6 Class 0 Undead
Exp: 1210



Granted, but nobody signs up for the tournament because everyone’s afraid of your fiery breath.

I’m back… if anyone cares that is. I wasn’t away and my internet hasn’t failed, I just haven’t felt like posting.

I wish for Ice Breath, so that Fluffybombs and I can have an Icy Hot battle in his tournament.

 
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Vampire: bobsaget007: lvl 6 Class 0 Undead
Exp: 1160



Granted. Upon receiving said sword, you become extremely hungry and devour the entirety of the blade. You wait for it to regenerate so you can eat some more… but the regeneration rate of the sword is so slow, it only regenerates enough for you to take another bite after digesting what you’ve already eaten, so you constantly eat what regenerates, rendering the sword utterly useless (as a weapon).

Also, I give a warm welcome to CaptainKips for joining our adventure!

I wish I could clone my portal gun to give portal guns to everyone.

 
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Zombie: bobsaget007: lvl 6 Class 0 Undead
Exp: 1110



Granted. It’s now broken. HA!

I wish for a Little Caesar’s Bacon Wrapped Pizza pie. I haven’t tried it yet, and I really want to.

 
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Zombie: bobsaget007: lvl 6 Class 0 Undead
Exp: 1060



Granted. Here you go.


Before anyone asks, since minhle and KLouD blew up the Losersphere, WHILE I WAS HOME (a fair warning would’ve been nice), I was killed. Yet since I am still here, that makes me a zombie now.

Also, minhle, what comma error were you talking about? I didn’t make any errors anywhere, as far as I know.



I wish I had my Losersphere back. I miss home.

 
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Total Overlord of the Losersphere: bobsaget007: lvl 6 Class 1 Newbie
Exp: 1010



Granted, but Mr_eaters has not participated in this CAW. Mr_Eaters has, but not Mr_eaters.

I wish people were better at grammar.

 
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Total Overlord of the Losersphere: bobsaget007: lvl 5 Class 1 Newbie
Exp: 960



Granted. Here’s some poo-flavored Chow Mein. I hope you’re happy.

I wish my cake wasn’t spoiled.

 
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Total Overlord of the Losersphere: bobsaget007: lvl 5 Class 1 Newbie
Exp: 910



Granted, but since koldo27 became an IG, he was magically teleported to the MEGATRAIN!!! with the other IGs, who are all stuck until the next page still. Also, when he enters your Chowmeiniverse, he will be blind, making him a terrible guard.

I know I missed the elections, but I really had no choice because I worked all day yesterday and today, and now has been the only time I’ve been able to be here.

Doesn’t even matter, i didn’t get a single vote anyways. :/



Anyways, uhh… what to wish for…

… meh. Run the default program!

Microsoft Windows [Version 6.1.7601]
Copyright <c> Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

C:/Users/bobsaget007> C:/Program_Files/Default/default.exe

Loading default.exe...

default.exe loaded.

Running default.exe...

"I wish for another black forest cake."

default.exe complete.
 
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Total Overlord of the Losersphere: bobsaget007: lvl 5 Class 1 Newbie
Exp: 860



Granted. Search an image, get its exact URL, then post between exclamation marks.

!http://cdn.alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/svg/happy-thumbs-up.svg!

But now that you know, you can’t use it until page 15. Shame.

I wish I hadn’t imprisoned myself and that I actually shared my Nutella brownies, but this time with everyone.

 
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Total Overlord of the Losersphere: bobsaget007: lvl 5 Class 1 Newbie
Exp: 810



Granted, but it only ever plays Crazy Train, all day, every day, for ETERNITY.

I wish Fluffybombs wasn’t so mean and would’ve at least shared the Nutella brownies that I wished for.

 
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Total Overlord of the Losersphere: bobsaget007: lvl 5 Class 1 Newbie
Exp: 760



Granted. I took some of my black forest cake, cut it in half horizontally, put some lobster ice cream on the bottom half (you didn’t specify which flavor of cake/ice cream), put the top half back on, packaged it, and gave it to you. I doubt hope you enjoy it!

I wish I had Nutella brownies topped with THAT bacon.

 
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Total Overlord of the Losersphere: bobsaget007: lvl 5 Class 1 Newbie
Exp: 700



Granted. All 11,000 gummy bears are flavorless and bland because someone at the gummy bear factory fell asleep on the job and the flavor machine malfunctioned.

@Fluffybombs: What does it take to become a candidate in the elections? Is it as easy as Donald Trump/Hillary Clinton, who’ll get all of the votes just because of who they are?

Can I wish myself to become a candidate? If so, then that is my wish. If not, then I wish I had someone to share my black forest cake with. I still have half left.

 
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Total Overlord of the Losersphere: bobsaget007: lvl 4 Class 1 Newbie
Exp: 650


Granted. The party will start on page 99. insert evil laugh here

I just wish that our universe (I forgot if it was called anything, someone remind me in a later post if it is) was at peace again. It’s been a mess lately, and we all need to let go of the past and keep moving forward.

 
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Noob: bobsaget007: lvl 4 Class 1 Newbie
Exp: 600



Granted. At first, your vote was successful, but as time passed, more and more people voted, overruling your initial vote.

@Eantropix: Thank you for kindly giving me a bowl of THAT bacon. I humbly offer you some of my Portal black forest cake for your generosity. It may not be as good as THAT bacon, but at least it isn’t a lie.

@Fluffybombs: @Mr_Eaters created the 100th post on this CAW, so you may update the leaderboard for that.

I wish that KLouD_KoNNeCteD would just go away and leave us alone if he continues refusing to be serious with our rules and regulations.

 
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Noob: bobsaget007: lvl 4 Newbie
Exp: 550



Granted. Because the toast is immortal, it cannot be harmed (read: eaten) and you can never enjoy its greatness.

@Fluffybombs: Since I gave everyone godly powers near the beginning of this CAW due to a corruption, can’t I use them to immortalize myself and conjure up a Nutella-based weapon to get me halfway to becoming an IG? Or does it not work like that?

@Dansiman: I now noticed the Official MMO Heading. I updated my post about that.

@Eantropix: As you requested on page 3, may I have one of those bowls of THAT bacon?

I wish I was better at HTML/Textile coding.

 
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Noob: bobsaget007: Lvl 4 Class 1 Newbie

Exp: 500


Granted. It will be released alongside Half Life 3 and Team Fortress 3 in The Orange Box 3 pack. ETA: NaN, because Gaben can’t count to three.

I wish that I can become an IG before the end of this CAW, by at the very latest page 90. Even if you curse me that I will become an IG on the last post of page 90, I will be happy with that.

Also, Eantropix, how did you go from 950 Exp to 1102 in one post???

EDIT: I am a complete noob as I keep ignoring that first post. I gotta look at it more often.