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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish–AC Edition 2

Total Overlord of the Losersphere: bobsaget007: lvl 5 Class 1 Newbie
Exp: 910



Granted, but since koldo27 became an IG, he was magically teleported to the MEGATRAIN!!! with the other IGs, who are all stuck until the next page still. Also, when he enters your Chowmeiniverse, he will be blind, making him a terrible guard.

I know I missed the elections, but I really had no choice because I worked all day yesterday and today, and now has been the only time I’ve been able to be here.

Doesn’t even matter, i didn’t get a single vote anyways. :/



Anyways, uhh… what to wish for…

… meh. Run the default program!

Microsoft Windows [Version 6.1.7601]
Copyright Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

C:/Users/bobsaget007> C:/Program_Files/Default/default.exe

Loading default.exe…

default.exe loaded.

Running default.exe…

“I wish for another black forest cake.”

default.exe complete.
 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish–AC Edition 2

Total Overlord of the Losersphere: bobsaget007: lvl 5 Class 1 Newbie
Exp: 860



Granted. Search an image, get its exact URL, then post between exclamation marks.

!http://cdn.alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/svg/happy-thumbs-up.svg!

But now that you know, you can’t use it until page 15. Shame.

I wish I hadn’t imprisoned myself and that I actually shared my Nutella brownies, but this time with everyone.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish–AC Edition 2

Total Overlord of the Losersphere: bobsaget007: lvl 5 Class 1 Newbie
Exp: 810



Granted, but it only ever plays Crazy Train, all day, every day, for ETERNITY.

I wish Fluffybombs wasn’t so mean and would’ve at least shared the Nutella brownies that I wished for.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish–AC Edition 2

Total Overlord of the Losersphere: bobsaget007: lvl 5 Class 1 Newbie
Exp: 760



Granted. I took some of my black forest cake, cut it in half horizontally, put some lobster ice cream on the bottom half (you didn’t specify which flavor of cake/ice cream), put the top half back on, packaged it, and gave it to you. I doubt hope you enjoy it!

I wish I had Nutella brownies topped with THAT bacon.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish–AC Edition 2

Total Overlord of the Losersphere: bobsaget007: lvl 5 Class 1 Newbie
Exp: 700



Granted. All 11,000 gummy bears are flavorless and bland because someone at the gummy bear factory fell asleep on the job and the flavor machine malfunctioned.

@Fluffybombs: What does it take to become a candidate in the elections? Is it as easy as Donald Trump/Hillary Clinton, who’ll get all of the votes just because of who they are?

Can I wish myself to become a candidate? If so, then that is my wish. If not, then I wish I had someone to share my black forest cake with. I still have half left.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish–AC Edition 2

Total Overlord of the Losersphere: bobsaget007: lvl 4 Class 1 Newbie
Exp: 650


Granted. The party will start on page 99. insert evil laugh here

I just wish that our universe (I forgot if it was called anything, someone remind me in a later post if it is) was at peace again. It’s been a mess lately, and we all need to let go of the past and keep moving forward.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish–AC Edition 2

Noob: bobsaget007: lvl 4 Class 1 Newbie
Exp: 600



Granted. At first, your vote was successful, but as time passed, more and more people voted, overruling your initial vote.

@Eantropix: Thank you for kindly giving me a bowl of THAT bacon. I humbly offer you some of my Portal black forest cake for your generosity. It may not be as good as THAT bacon, but at least it isn’t a lie.

@Fluffybombs: @Mr_Eaters created the 100th post on this CAW, so you may update the leaderboard for that.

I wish that KLouD_KoNNeCteD would just go away and leave us alone if he continues refusing to be serious with our rules and regulations.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish–AC Edition 2

Noob: bobsaget007: lvl 4 Newbie
Exp: 550



Granted. Because the toast is immortal, it cannot be harmed (read: eaten) and you can never enjoy its greatness.

@Fluffybombs: Since I gave everyone godly powers near the beginning of this CAW due to a corruption, can’t I use them to immortalize myself and conjure up a Nutella-based weapon to get me halfway to becoming an IG? Or does it not work like that?

@Dansiman: I now noticed the Official MMO Heading. I updated my post about that.

@Eantropix: As you requested on page 3, may I have one of those bowls of THAT bacon?

I wish I was better at HTML/Textile coding.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish–AC Edition 2

Noob: bobsaget007: Lvl 4 Class 1 Newbie

Exp: 500


Granted. It will be released alongside Half Life 3 and Team Fortress 3 in The Orange Box 3 pack. ETA: NaN, because Gaben can’t count to three.

I wish that I can become an IG before the end of this CAW, by at the very latest page 90. Even if you curse me that I will become an IG on the last post of page 90, I will be happy with that.

Also, Eantropix, how did you go from 950 Exp to 1102 in one post???

EDIT: I am a complete noob as I keep ignoring that first post. I gotta look at it more often.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish–AC Edition 2

Noob: bobsaget007: Lvl 3 Class 1 Newbie
Exp: 450


Granted, but the bowl only has one piece of THAT bacon.

I wish that an IG would help me to become an IG eventually.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish–AC Edition 2

Noob: bobsaget007: Lvl 3 Class 1 Newbie
Exp: 400
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Granted, but since the bowl you had eaten before was supposed to be the last in existence, once Eantropix finishes cooking them, they immediately revert to regular old bacon strips. But at least they’ll be dipped in Nutella.

@Mr_Eaters:
1: WHY MUST EVERYONE SAY MY NAME AS BOB SAGE!?!?!?! IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE BOB SAGET, LIKE THE COMEDIAN!

2: Hey, thanks to your story, I have a portal gun. And cake. Yum.

I wish I knew how to rise to the ranks and become an IG. Maybe someday I’ll be one of the greats.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish–AC Edition 2

Noob: bobsaget007: Lvl3 Class 1 Newbie
Exp: 350
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Granted. You weren’t robbed, a stranger just borrowed your phone without you asking and never gave it back.

@Eantropix I choose to Log Out my brother, because I always put others before myself. That’s just who I am.

I wish I was as creative as Eantropix because there is no way on Earth that I could’ve though of such an elaborate story similar to what you had created in the post above.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish–AC Edition 2

Noob: bobsaget007: Lvl 3 Class 1 Newbie
Exp: 300
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Granted, but once you get past the Duononagintillion wall, you begin to wonder if it was really worth the countless hours you had spent trying to get past it in the first place. You initially deny that it wasn’t a waste of time and effort, but as you think about it more and more, you realize that getting past the wall was pointless because there really were no rewards or recognition for doing so, other than those within your own thoughts.

@Eantropix, because of the corruption I made, and because you did post on the first page, all of your items and powers are still operational. I will make an edit to that corruption to also include all of the IGs.

I wish that AC and Cookie Clicker weren’t so addicting. That’s all I did today, except play Minecraft with my brother.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish–AC Edition 2

Noob: bobsaget007: Lvl 2 Class 1 Newbie
Exp: 250
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Granted, but it’s 10 years old and rotten… Oh wait, that’s what beef jerky already is.

I want to join this MMO, can somebody please set me up with the basics? I believe this would put me at 250 Exp., but I don’t know anything else.
Edit: I reread the first post in this CAW. I hadn’t noticed it was updated.

I wish I had something better to do with my time other than AC and Cookie Clicker.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish–AC Edition 2

Granted, but the uncorruption effect is only active until someone else posts below me.

And since you’ve given me cancer, I shall CURSE you with every known and unknown cancer simultaneously.

Now I wish I wasn’t in debt.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish–AC Edition 2

Granted, but inflation makes them worthless.

I shall curse you for not even knowing or taking the time to learn what OpenTTD is and thinking that it’s on Kongregate. Do your research, bud.
As for what curse, YOUSHALL NOTPASS

..your next exam (if you’re a student).

I wish that I had a better PC.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish–AC Edition 2

Granted, but only the people who have posted on the first page of this CAW *EDIT: and any official IGs* can use their powers and items. Meaning anything you had in the first, you will have now, but you can’t use them.

Since Mr_Eaters was the real MVP for giving koldo27 his Nutella, I shall do the same and gift Mr_Eaters my Nutella. But only half of it.

I wish that more people knew about OpenTTD and that it was as popular (or even more so) than AC.

(also, bring me up to speed on who IGs are. I’m too lazy to scroll through the first CAW to find out.)

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish–AC Edition 2

Originally posted by koldo27:


I wish to know why we keep cursing in bold for epic godly powers.

Granted, but now everyone has godly powers, so they are useless.

A gift for you, koldo27: devilish powers. Make you a bit different from everyone else’s godly powers.

Now I just wish I hadn’t misclicked and bought a movie studio instead of a bank.