Recent posts by evilducks on Kongregate

Topic: Kongregate / Kreds Discussion

I kind’a feel like this was over looked, or I didn’t read the answer since I haven’t slept in a little while.

Second I read that you can buy Kongai cards with Kreds, in what wait does this spent “money” help the developers?

Also I agree with Hacknslash, but I feel like a cheap bastard since I haven’t bought, or donated yet. :(

Topic: Off-topic / TOP SECRET: For Mod Eyes Only

This is proving my case about….

http://www.kongregate.com/forums/2/topics/15575

But one thing is for sure… Jude doesn’t want to show regular Kong members an awesome pic.

Topic: Off-topic / The perfect plan for world domination?

What’s your plan for world domination? Remember to have a way to get rid of those pesky heroes trying to spoil all the fun… They’re just jealous that I thought of a plant that could work… They’re just too lazy to get up…. Followed by more ranting.

My plan:

I’m afraid I can’t do that Dave.

(Become a German pop-star.)

Topic: Off-topic / What's next for McCain?(And Palin.)

Because….. He can? I was going to say something more along the lines of…

McCain build his own little fort with all the sugar packets he bought, and Palin pulls a Cheny during one of her moose hunts.

Topic: Off-topic / What's next for McCain?(And Palin.)

We’ve all heard now that Obama won. Now that everyone is all happy about that. What’s next for McCain? Is he going to go back to being a grumpy old man, and steal sugar packets from Denny’s? Also what about Palin? Do you think she’ll run for office in 2012? Tell me what you think…

Yay Obama won! :D

Topic: Off-topic / Can A Guy Say How Sexy Another Guy Is Without Being Gay?

“Beholding the beauty of another man does not make you gay… It makes you Austrian.” ~ Marilyn Manson.

Topic: Off-topic / Worst dying words!

“Lets watch ‘When Harry Met Sally.’”

Topic: Off-topic / Worst dying words!

That’s acutally tru- Gets roundhouse kicked by you know who…..aC

Topic: Serious Discussion / Satan!

Sorry for the thread necromancy, but…

Really Evilduck, how did you find this thread? did you do a search on Satan?

YES I DID SEARCH “How to cook a chicken in less then a minute.”, and this came up, but I also also didn’t feel I explained my part good enough then just putting a link to The Satanic Bible (Good book.). The main point is that we are our own gods, and that we both have God, and Satan inside of us. Two extreme points in all of us, and Satanism is mostly saying that YOU’RE the one that controls it. Along with asking some questions as in The First Book of Satan III. Here’s a few lines.
bq. Is it natural for enemies to do good unto each other – and WHAT IS GOOD?

“Love one another” it has been said is the supreme law, but what power made it so? Upon what rational authority does the gospel of love rest? Why bq. should I not hate mine enemies – if I “love” them does that not place me at their mercy?

Also it is mostly a book of philopyochphy, and theroy. Rather then preching to Sacrafise kittens to ducks.

Also, I’m not going to watch this thread, and reply back so… Don’t ask me questions.

PLEASE CORRECT MY MISTAKES.

~Satanicducks, and evilducks.

Topic: Off-topic / Worst dying words!

Now we all know that’s a lie….

“Now throw the holy handgrenade at the evil bunn- Where’s the evil bunny?”

Topic: Off-topic / Cryptids

Not to be mean, but that one that you have as your avatar mark. It’s a fake. It was made for a show called “Penn & Teller B.S.”

Topic: Off-topic / Worst dying words!

Umm…. Okay then.

"I told you those ducks weren’t evi- Is attacked by geese.

Topic: Off-topic / The best way to get a song out of your head.(Without using a hammer)

This is a problem that’s plauged us all. You hear a song, and you can’t get it out of your head. You’ve tried everything listening to another song…….. That’s all I can think of. Now it’s your turn to think of ideas to get a son- Try to get that damn gravitee impossible badge… You could use that… As I was saying think of the best idea to get a song out of your head…

Remember to keep it clean. :D

Topic: Off-topic / Worst dying words!

“I can do that blind folded, and a knife in my mouth.”

Topic: Off-topic / Worst dying words!

“I can SO beat Through The Fire and Flames on expert.”

Topic: Off-topic / Worst dying words!

"Hey look RetroTV just got modde-

Topic: Off-topic / Forum Moderator Awards

I don’t want to die… So I pick Arca- DUCKY!

Topic: Off-topic / You know you have issues when...

I was bored one day, and started making a list, but lost it.

NOW IT’S YOUR TURN.

List things that if you do it you know you have issues.

(Keep it clean, and if don’t post multiple times.)

You know you have issues when. You know the dance moves to Thriller, or any other Michale Jackson song for that matter…
You give random people on the street fashion tips. You pop up behind random people, and yell in the gayest voice with scissors, and yell ’WE’RE GOING TO MAKE YOU FABULOUS!‘.
You start running around in stores while holding a bag of chips humming the ’Mission Impossible’ theme as loud as possible.
You say fail to every topic on Kongregate.
When you can’t think of any other sites to go to besides Kongregate.
You can relate to this list.
You look blankly into nothing for a few minutes until someone says ‘Whatcha’ thinkin’ about?‘. In which you reply. ’Your demise.:D’
I will add more when my special needs brain comes up with more.

Topic: Kongregate / Holy Crap, New Navigation

I really like it. Also what is the edit button?

Topic: Kongregate / Argue Beta Testers

I think I’m in. .

Topic: Kongregate / Ribbons @ KONG?

No ribbons, but badges, yes.

Topic: Off-topic / How do you think of chat abbreviations?

omgitsanoob = arcaneCoder

Nice one.

Also R.o.t.f.l.m.f.a.o = The new McDonalds burger meat.

Topic: Off-topic / Worst dying words!

“We can put the pin back into the grenade.”

Topic: Off-topic / Control a car in austrillia.

I kept going off the road and 7839 gives you an extra 30 seconds… ;)

Topic: Off-topic / Worst dying words!

“Now don’t let go of that piano…”