Recent posts by Mr_Someone on Kongregate

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Granted, however since the wish is now granted, it CAN be corrupted. The pony frames you for numerous counts of check fraud.

I wish for all the waffles in the world.

 
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Granted, but since the wish is way too long, I shorten it to safe banana. You get a safe that is impossible to open with said banana inside.

I wish for all the dolphins in the world.

 
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Granted, but the wish is for nothing.

I wish for all flame wars to end.

 
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Granted, you see yourself in the mirror as you implode.

I wish for exploding chestnuts that won’t explode near me.

 
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Granted, but they’re also much heavier.

I wish for lights.

 
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Granted, it causes the internet to be dull.

I wish for lemons.

 
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Granted, but you mess up and you accidentally end your life.

I wish for an avocado farm.

 
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Granted, you get two whacks to the head.

I wish for a video.

 
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Granted. Thankfully, everyone got off… everyone but you.

I wish for something utterly odd.

 
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Granted, but he goes on a killing spree, starting with you.

I wish for a violin.

 
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Granted, you are blind. Forever.

I wish for a DVD player.

 
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Granted, but it’s for display only.

I wish for a robot.

 
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Granted, but it crashes into your house.

I wish for soup.

 
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Granted, he eats you.

I wish for a spring.

 
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Granted, getting out is easy, but getting back in HURTS!!! A LOT!!!

I wish for graham crackers.

 
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Granted, but the armor takes ten years off your lifespan with each use.

I wish for a piece of pie.

 
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Granted, you are ninja’d by a Dalek. And by ninja’d I mean exterminated.

I wish for a pomeranian.

 
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Granted, but trying to use it will result in one of the following happening to you: burning, freezing, drowning, broken bones, missing limbs, and/or electrocution.

I wish for something rad.

 
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Ignoring UmbraCanis.

Granted, but the potions causes extremely vivid hallucinations.

I wish people would stop spamming in the forum.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but it’ll die if exposed to direct sunlight. Or moonlight. Or any kind of light for that matter.

And you can’t use night vision goggles either; they won’t work around magic sharks.

I wish for a new form of rock.

 
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Granted, but it also pirates software under your identity in his spare time.

I wish for a xylophone.

 
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Granted, but you disintegrate because only Chuck Norris can have the powers of Chuck Norris.

I wish for more parsley.

 
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Since you had no wish when you made this wish, nothing happens.

I wish for X.

 
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Granted, you wasted 10 years of your life thinking.

I wish to overthrow the baby penguin.

 
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Granted, you come back as an invincible head that can’t do anything.

I wish to lead a revolution against the baby penguin.