Recent posts by WwarMmachine on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Are you a forever alone?

Originally posted by Ieatzponiez:

No, but you are.

Why are we whispering.

Topic: Off-topic / Does anyone here even lift?

No. If I started lifting today, I could probably bench 180. Or… Not sure.

Topic: Off-topic / Sometimes I have dreams of my sister naked.

Well, stop it.

Topic: Off-topic / So Apparently, according to my brother, IE is faster than Firefox and proof is for losers.

Faster? Firefox, I pretty sure. I use Firefox because it’s more convenient in different ways. Like one, if Internet Explorer crashes, and I ask it to bring back the old tabs, it spams my Google homepage endlessly.

Topic: Serious Discussion / bad test questions

I could answer it. It would just take an hour and a half. ^^ I haven’t been taught this yet. I’m taking Algebra 2 soon, though.

Topic: Off-topic / Do you have to read what's written in a paper over and over to memorize it?

Topic: Off-topic / Is your memory auditory, visual or kinesthetic?

Did that test two years ago. I forgot.

Topic: Off-topic / So, what's your favorite soda?

I drink fruit juice.

Topic: Off-topic / Are you patient?

I’m usually very patient, but it depends.

Topic: Off-topic / BATMAN VS SUPERMAN!??!?!

If Batman has Kryptonite, then he has a chance of winning. If Batman does not have Kryptonite, then Superman definitely wins. What’s to discuss?

well, how did lex luthor get his kryptonite?

Good question. Any Superman fans have an answer?

Topic: Off-topic / Hey there

Buy Formula® toothpaste.

Builds strong teeth.

Topic: Off-topic / Why does religon even exist?

Calling religious people stupid is for SD only. Now get out of my sight.

EDIT: I know God exists because I’ve put deep thought into it. I understand why you would question that belief, but claiming that all theists base their beliefs off of ignorance and stupidity is ignorance itself.

Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever had roll call by number?

No, not really. That would be terrible.

Topic: Off-topic / What's one of the worst things you've ever done in school?

Originally posted by Rich112:

Originally posted by CrowbarOfJustice:

Originally posted by Rich112:

I pissed in a trash can in my history class.
I pissed down some steps.
I got in to a lot of fights back then.
I kick over a desk full of paper an books an all kinda of shit that went everywere

not sure what is the worst of that that stuff.

was alcohol involved?

no

Was mental retardation involved?

Topic: Off-topic / What's one of the worst things you've ever done in school?

I’ve gotten in several almost-fights.

Topic: Off-topic / have you ever gotten in trouble in school

A dumb kid tackled me and I got a detention. Oh wait, that’s elementary…
I refused to do some stupid assignments in my AVID class. I later quit AVID.

Topic: Off-topic / Chuck Norris Facts

Originally posted by I_Like_LBP2:

Kindly get the **** out and never come back

Originally posted by BobTehStoner:

“maplestory1234”
Please die

Topic: Off-topic / Chuck Norris Facts

When Chuck Norris gets splashed by a puddle, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.

Topic: Off-topic / "Trends" You are tired of seeing.

Originally posted by BobTehStoner:

Originally posted by WwarMmachine:

Originally posted by PrivetDonut:

saying swag more than is socially acceptable.

People who use “swag” that often tend to have as much swag as the three stooges.

That would be a lot of swag, though

Well, you’re right, there.

Topic: Off-topic / The Touhou Thread

Uhm. Sort of. I can watch just about anything without getting bored, but I don’t have time for it now.

Topic: Off-topic / College student master race!

I think I stress too easy for big projects.

Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by BloodScourge:

Originally posted by WwarMmachine:

Originally posted by BloodScourge:

Originally posted by WwarMmachine:

^^One billion millenniums is one trillion years, or 1,000,000,000,000 years.

Well on that case.

She will be seeing pitch black for the next infinite years.

But you slit Fluttershy’s throat. For this she will pull you into oblivion with her. ZombieLuigi might lend you his lucky rabbit’s foot.

I slit the SIDE of Fluttershy’s throat. Not where her voice box is. Anypony/cat can survive that.

If she is alive, she will run you over and drain all the blood from your corpse.

Topic: Off-topic / The Touhou Thread

Originally posted by Dartval:

Originally posted by WwarMmachine:

And I bet she shoots lasers out of her third… sorry, nevermind. Are her wings made of human hair, or is the hair on her head made of feathers? She still looks too weird, and the space background doesn’t really help.

Just watch this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyTxURGwu98

You can skip the first minute if you want to get straight to the good part.

But I don’t speak Japanese. …… Wow. Whoever made this show must have a wild imagination to make 13-year-old girls with god powers battle to the death.

Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by BloodScourge:

Originally posted by WwarMmachine:

^^One billion millenniums is one trillion years, or 1,000,000,000,000 years.

Well on that case.

She will be seeing pitch black for the next infinite years.

But you slit Fluttershy’s throat. For this she will pull you into oblivion with her. ZombieLuigi might lend you his lucky rabbit’s foot.

Topic: Off-topic / "Trends" You are tired of seeing.

Originally posted by PrivetDonut:

saying swag more than is socially acceptable.

People who use “swag” that often tend to have as much swag as the three stooges.