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Topic: Off-topic / OFFICIAL 1 word to describe the user above.

Dipshit.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / during a SWAT raid, how would you keep the SWAT team from assassinating you?

Originally posted by cesarcurado:

turn off as many lights as i can , hide and wait in room, take gun and knife and kill em one by one without they noticing

Originally posted by oOTrentOo:

My best friend’s dad got raided by a huge swat team. They surrounded his house and then a huge swat SUV thing just rams down their giant gate and then his property is just SWARMED with swat guys with their guns drawn out and ready. The whole thing got captured on his video cameras that he had placed around his property. It was crazy. It looked like something straight out of Call of Duty.

thats is weird cuz just yesterday My best friend’s dad got raided by a huge swat team. They surrounded his house and then a huge swat SUV thing just rams down their giant gate and then his property is just SWARMED with swat guys with their guns drawn out and ready. The whole thing got captured on his video cameras that he had placed around his property. It was crazy. It looked like something straight out of Call of Duty.

Holy shit, the same thing happened to me!
My best friend’s dad got raided by a huge swat team. They surrounded his house and then a huge swat SUV thing just rams down their giant gate and then his property is just SWARMED with swat guys with their guns drawn out and ready. The whole thing got captured on his video cameras that he had placed around his property. It was crazy. It looked like something straight out of Call of Duty.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I am sick of hearing about that missing plane in the news

omg gais illuminatery hijacked it to take over the world

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OFFICIAL 1 word to describe the user above.

New.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Mouse Grip

Originally posted by Fishstickz13:
Fingertip master race

>Fingertip

Ew.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OFFICIAL 1 word to describe the user above.

I don’t know who you are.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Nice guys finish last

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Airplanes just dont disappear, they have to go somewhere... right?

Originally posted by DMinor:
Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

Just check the water or the land. You’re bound to find bits and pieces of plane and giblets.

Well maybe it went too high and crashed into the moon. They should probably check there too, just to be safe.

We can’t go back to the moon, the sun is hotter now and if we even try flying up there, we will burn to death.

#getyofactsstraight

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You're going to have a conversation with yourself from five years ago. What do you say?

“You’re a faggot”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Last 3 Letters into 3 New Words

Everyone values enema.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but half life 3 never comes out.

I wish I had a threesome.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which OT'er would you have consentual sex with?

No consensual sex, just rape.

Go.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How to properly grow a beard?

1:Apply hair gel on your chin
2:???
3:PROFIT

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Real life OT

MFT, we can have buttsex all the time.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You messed with the wrong troll, admins

Who are you?

 

Topic: Off-topic / List Of Credit Card Information

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Topic: Off-topic / Google the above person's name

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Pie Nation

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Pie Nation

I sleep with pie every night. I wish to make an apple pie sentient, and marry it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: We write a letter to Barrack Obama by posting one word at a time

will

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: We write a letter to Barrack Obama by posting one word at a time

Only one word per each post.

I’ll start:

Dear

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Dont enter this is just a waste of time. I mean even more so than the other threads.

Change my IP and make an alt, it’s not that hard.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OFFICIAL COOKIE CLICKER THREAD

Originally posted by leverage914:

i used cheats in cookie clicker (i put this in console)

Game.cookiesPs = ;

and got 99999999999999999999 cps and also shadow achievements like “Cheated Cookies Taste Awful” and “True Neverclick”

P.S. Change the to any number you want

P.P.S. If you want shadow achievements only, use this
Game.Win(‘Replace this with shadow achievement’s name’);

P.P.P.S. DON’T EVER EVER BUY THEONE MINDUPGRADE! (unless you wanted nasty grandmas, wrinklers, bad stuff happening and background changing

Wrinklers are good for you, if you let them suck on your cookies lol for a while, they will give back more cookies than they drained.

 

Topic: Off-topic / What medieval/mythical character would you be?

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Topic: Off-topic / What medieval/mythical character would you be?

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