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Topic: Off-topic / What music do your parents listen to, OT?

Mom listens to spanish reggae music.

 

Topic: Off-topic / The Mods on OT must be pretty gay.

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Topic: Off-topic / how shit has OT gone since I've last been here?

WB mans

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You're HIV negative right?

We both got buckets of chicken, wanna do it?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You're HIV negative right?

Are you from tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / rate my battlestation

Pretty gangster am I right?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's this forum about?

Anything.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do doritos taste good?

Originally posted by Rolby:

i dont eat crisps cuz im healthy

What the hell are “crisps”?

European scum.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Tinychat Thread (OOTT)

Get in here, I’m lonely.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Its been a year.

I’ve been in this shithole for 3 1/2 years, I love you guys <3

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You move into a new apartment and your roommate is Hitler

I get down on my knees to please der fuhrer.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The worst game in existence?

Probably this

 
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Topic: Off-topic / DAE PRONZ?

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

 

Topic: Off-topic / new le meme

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Topic: Off-topic / How long has everyone been on OT?

About 5 years, but most of the time I’m on here, I just lurk.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Urban Dicktionary

To be fair, I do lie like this a lot.

A man who lives on bullshit because whatever he is does not seem good enough.

That Andre dude is always making up something in an effort to elevate himself. Wow! Why can’t he just tell the truth?

“Hey I went to Harvard.”
“Oh, don’t Andre me like that.”

That is not true. Why do you Andre me like that?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What are you wearing?? ? ? ? ?

T-shirt and boxer shorts.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OFFICIAL 1 word to describe the user above.

Dipshit.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / during a SWAT raid, how would you keep the SWAT team from assassinating you?

Originally posted by cesarcurado:

turn off as many lights as i can , hide and wait in room, take gun and knife and kill em one by one without they noticing

Originally posted by oOTrentOo:

My best friend’s dad got raided by a huge swat team. They surrounded his house and then a huge swat SUV thing just rams down their giant gate and then his property is just SWARMED with swat guys with their guns drawn out and ready. The whole thing got captured on his video cameras that he had placed around his property. It was crazy. It looked like something straight out of Call of Duty.

thats is weird cuz just yesterday My best friend’s dad got raided by a huge swat team. They surrounded his house and then a huge swat SUV thing just rams down their giant gate and then his property is just SWARMED with swat guys with their guns drawn out and ready. The whole thing got captured on his video cameras that he had placed around his property. It was crazy. It looked like something straight out of Call of Duty.

Holy shit, the same thing happened to me!
My best friend’s dad got raided by a huge swat team. They surrounded his house and then a huge swat SUV thing just rams down their giant gate and then his property is just SWARMED with swat guys with their guns drawn out and ready. The whole thing got captured on his video cameras that he had placed around his property. It was crazy. It looked like something straight out of Call of Duty.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I am sick of hearing about that missing plane in the news

omg gais illuminatery hijacked it to take over the world

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OFFICIAL 1 word to describe the user above.

New.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Mouse Grip

Originally posted by Fishstickz13:
Fingertip master race

>Fingertip

Ew.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OFFICIAL 1 word to describe the user above.

I don’t know who you are.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Nice guys finish last

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Airplanes just dont disappear, they have to go somewhere... right?

Originally posted by DMinor:
Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

Just check the water or the land. You’re bound to find bits and pieces of plane and giblets.

Well maybe it went too high and crashed into the moon. They should probably check there too, just to be safe.

We can’t go back to the moon, the sun is hotter now and if we even try flying up there, we will burn to death.

#getyofactsstraight