Recent posts by motormaxis on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever witnessed a thief?

Saw about a dozen people driving jacked cars in my neighborhood. Nogs, am I right?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You're trapped on a desert island... Which OTers are there with you?

MFT

He turns water into watermelons.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your favourite drink?

Female ejaculation, it’s terrible.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / (ᗝ丅 ᗝᖴᖴᎥᑕᎥᗩᒪ) ANTI-FURRY ANTI-WEABOO ANTI-HOMESTUCK CULT (ᗝ丅 ᗝᖴᖴᎥᑕᎥᗩᒪ)

I want to join. Death to autists.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ROBLOX SUCKS!

Bruh roblox is like 10 years old xD

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Florida Man!

BREAKING NEWS: Florida man sells soul to moongod for a wheel of cheese!

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Florida Man!

BREAKING NEWS: Florida Man steals a baby’s soul!

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / The Sandwich Game.

38. day-old, wet dog hair.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Think about any videogame character before entering this thread...

courier 6 from New Vegas.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What keeps you coming to kong after all these years, oldfigs?

I couldn’t even stay active here for 2 years before I got bored and moved on. What keeps alluring you to this place? Especially since it’s a homebase for newfriends.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should I give 4chan an honest try?

Christ, aguspal. I thought you were too mature for stupid shit like 4chins.

4chan in a nutshell is a cesspool of edgy kids posting things that they think is cool because edgy 30 year olds were posting it 5 years ago. 4chan is hyped up as a disgusting place full of disgusting things and mentally sick people, when really, it’s just a stomping ground for little kids and newfags who are trying to seem cool and not normie-ish.

Basically, a place like 8ch or mchan should suit you more, aguspal. Even though 8ch is a bit spam/cancer infested, it’s less-so than 4chan.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's the most offensive thing anyone has ever said or done to you

Got more flattered than offended, but someone said that if I ever got messed with, I’d shoot up the school because I’m white.

Made me feel powerful.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The OTer you dislike the most...

I hate myself.

 

Topic: Off-topic / Music that took you a while to find and it paid off

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Topic: Off-topic / How often do you smoke weed?

Right now.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What was the last thing you copy/pasted?

http://listenonrepeat.com/?v=rog8ou-ZepE&s=0&e=240#Vanilla_Ice_-_Ice_Ice_Baby

 
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Topic: Off-topic / >51 friends

>tfw only one of them is online.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What happens when you reach 2,000 posts on Kongregate.com?

Your post count changes to “2000.”

Pretty cool little easter egg.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / The Counting Wars.

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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Last 3 Letters into 3 New Words

over-reacting sissies

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Last 3 Letters into 3 New Words

Old wang narcissists.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / The Counting Wars.

We all need some negativity in our lives. 57.

 

Topic: Off-topic / Your opinion on jews?

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Topic: Off-topic / People are too sensitive these days.

The jews are pussifying everyone so it’s easy to take the world over.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / The Counting Wars.

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