Recent posts by motormaxis on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Can someone DoS this IP for me?

Topic: Off-topic / So I beat up a bully at my school today

Originally posted by QuentinTarantino:

Violence is clearly the solution. :)))

Obviously.

Topic: Off-topic / So I beat up a bully at my school today

I didn’t get in trouble, and the bully got detention.

>mfw

Topic: Off-topic / Omegle Fun!

I found my soulmate.

Topic: Off-topic / i am finally out of school

Originally posted by starstrike46:

I’m 8, not 10

fix’d

Topic: Off-topic / I found a picture of rolby naked

fapfapfapfapfap

Topic: Off-topic / thee ofishul stoopid purson thred

Originally posted by UnleashedBeing:

Originally posted by motormaxis:

Originally posted by UnleashedBeing:

i c dat u hav riternd

ime bck an betir den evr

i goose dats a gud ting

ya ass u see mai gramer and speling has goten beter

Topic: Off-topic / thee ofishul stoopid purson thred

Originally posted by UnleashedBeing:

i c dat u hav riternd

ime bck an betir den evr

Topic: Off-topic / thee ofishul stoopid purson thred

act stoopid

Topic: Off-topic / What was your 100th post like?

It probably went something like this “HEY GAIS DIS IZ MAI 100TH SHITTY POST, LOLZ I AM SO COOL!”

Topic: Off-topic / How can I make my computer go faster?

I should have known it would be a mistake to post this here…

Topic: Off-topic / How can I make my computer go faster?

I tried downloading something but the download speed was only 1-3mb/s.

Any suggestions on how to make my computer go faster?

Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post embarrassing childhood stories.

Let’s get started.

It was my first day at kindergarten. In my elementary school, there was always an assembly for new kindergarteners to help them adjust to the school environment. We had a guest speaker to talk to us about being nice to one-another and all that stuff. I was feeling nervous about my first day at school, we went to the gym and there was about 250 kids. Each kid was screaming, talking and yelling while I just sat alone, covering my ears. It was at that time that I started feeling sick in my stomach. I ran to the nurse’s office but I accidentally stumbled into the teachers lounge. While a bunch of kids where walking all lined up just outside the teachers lounge I threw up on the soda machine, then on the laps of 2 teachers, and finally passed out in my own vomit and sweat while the other kids laughed at me. I woke up 2 hours later in my bed at home. My mom told me everything that happened at school. I couldn’t go to school for a whole month due to stomach sickness.

Topic: Off-topic / Regular show > My little pony

Topic: Off-topic / Regular show > My little pony

You know what’ funny? The people in this thread are the biggest faggots in OT, and they all hate MLP, coincidence?

Topic: Off-topic / I just got an awesome idea

Are you tired of going to omegle only to find people asking “asl” or “m or f”? Well I found a way to troll them.

If you already have a troll/fake facebook account you can skip to step 3.
Be sure to read all of the directions before you actually do this.

1.Go to 10minutemail.com and get a fake email.
2.Make a fake facebook account with that email in another tab, when it says something about a confirmation email, go to the tab with 10minutemail and refresh the page, then you will see a confirmation email.
3.Go to omegle.
4.Find someone asking asl, then say “17, f, chicago”.
5.Try to get him to say some perverted stuff.
6.After that, ask for his email and ask if you want to exchange pics, if he asks for your email, make one up.
7.Copy his email address in the fb search bar, then go to facebook logged in to your fake account and search his email adress, his account should pop up.
8.Copy and paste the chat link to his family and friends, if he has any on facebook.
9.Sit back and watch the lulz.

Topic: Off-topic / 2016 presidency

Big bird.

Topic: Off-topic / I have an announcement

I’m a redditor.

Let the butthurt begin.

Topic: Off-topic / Am I the only one here...

That waited for the new MLP FiM episode to be uploaded to youtube instead of watching a livestream?

Topic: Off-topic / YouTube is so ugly now

This happened to me about 1 month ago, this news is very old.

Topic: Off-topic / The brony private room is back! [MLP]

I’m in, I guess.

Topic: Off-topic / Well, fuck

My computer got all fucked up, my mom got angry and grounded me, then she said I will never use a computer again as long as I live with her.

Discuss how I will have to use my phone to use the internet for the next few months.

Topic: Off-topic / A guy gets elected president and stabilizes the economy and you think that of me?

Libertarian.

Topic: Off-topic / Linkin Park, Nickelback or One Direction... Who do u chose??

Originally posted by nowaitforme102:

None.
walks out

Topic: Off-topic / Your avatar is now your new country's flag

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