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Topic: Forum Games / Storyteller Idol (ROUND 1- FREE WRITE)

(I’m gonna do a log story, because why the hell not?)

“Sergeant Daniels reporting with the journal entries, sir!” Daniels shouted. “That’s nice, Sergeant. Now I’ll want to read this.” General Howe picked up the folder with the translated papers, and began reading them to himself.

Entry 1. (Translated by Sergeant Daniels)
Owner name: Tomas Baade
Rank: SS-Schütze
Date: 4. March 1939

Today, I got assigned to be at [Blacked out] in the Nederlands as part of the SS garrison. Father would kill me if he knew about me being in the Waffen-SS. I don’t blame him. He was always the farmer type. Uwe and Horst were also with me, along with Ahrens the squad leader, when we got deployed here. I actually like this place, unlike [Blacked out]. That place was frightening and also very uncomfortable. The scientists here are also friendly and like discussing books with us. They say they’re working on a weapon for us to field test. I sure hope it’s good.

Entry 2. (Translated by Sergeant Daniels)
Owner name: Tomas Baade
Rank: SS-Schütze
Date: 11. March 1939

Just a week here and already things are getting rather strange. I heard from some of my higher-ups that there was a British force moving in to try and take the fort. Commander Ahrens was looking pale out of fear when he said that there were, and I quote him, “Beasts from an ancient realm accompanying the British,” which I don’t get. Why would the British be summoning demons? It just makes little sense, because sure I was raised by superstitious farmers but I am a logical man. Nothing, can beat German tactics and weaponry. Nothing. Tomorrow, I will write an update on this matter.

Entry update: I’ve heard more worrying things about this British force. It’s like they’re just a vanguard for something else. Something much darker.

Entry 3. (Translated by Sergeant Daniels)
Owner name: Tomas Baade
Rank: SS-Schütze
Date: 15. March 1939

Mother of God, they arrived. Man-sized, fast, feathered creatures. They were hell-bent on slaughtering and eating us. I was forced to lock Ahrens out of the office I hid in. I covered the window and locked the door, poor Ahrens howling and screaming to be let in. Then all was silent, but I still heard one of those monsters outside. I was frightened and tried to stay tranquil, but even the Kar-98 I was issued was not keeping me calm. What have I done? What monstrous things have they done to poor Ahrens? All I know for sure is, the Brits resurrected god-damn dinosaurs.

Entry 4. (Translated by Sergeant Daniels)
Owner name: Tomas Baade
Rank: SS-Schütze
Date: 17. March 1939

We fled. Me and Horst along with an engineer fled the god damn slaughter house. Poor Ahrens wasn’t found, but I have my theories on what happened to him. At least his car was fueled up, had a machine gun on the back, and was good looking to us. The raptor-like creatures tried to get at us, but round after round of the MG34 stopped them in their tracks. This is why I like Horst. He’s a good shot with a machine gun. However, my arm was horrendously injured and the engineer appeared to have been driven mad by these nightmarish days. Horst appeared to remain sane, but was laughing like a mad man while firing the MG34. Did Horst’s mind just snap? Maybe when we get to the nearest base, we’ll tell the entire world of what happened.

“Well sir?” Daniels asked. “Keep translating these, and for heaven’s sake, don’t censor those place locations!” Howe yelled. “You are dismissed!” “Yes sir!” Daniels shouted and left the room. “I swear to my mom, I didn’t sign on for a censoring assistant to translate documents for me.” Howe then leaned back, and smoked a cigar.

End, for now.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

There really should be more Confederate PCs. I mean, of all the factions here and almost everyone goes for the Union, save a couple of folks.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A Journey Home [Main Game Thread]

Boyde

“So zat’s yourr dog, and zanks forrr telling me his name. My dog’s name is Ian II, but I usually call him Ian,” I said as I walked towards the window, expecting security to come in. Ian walked over to Rex and sat, watching the woman operate on the dog. Then I saw something that spooked me. “Um. Rrright nou, ze dog is not an imporrrtant prroblem. But ue RRREALLY have to eizer patch up zat uall or access the arrrmorry, and extrra fast!” I shouted as I saw what appeared to be aliens slaughtering people outside.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A Journey Home [Main Game Thread]

Boyde

“Nou nou nou, do not panic. I’m just looking forrr ze arrmorrry. Isn’t zat rright, Ian?” I said. Ian just yapped. “Good. I’d rrreally like to knou uat’s going on as uell. Just put doun ze knife and I uon’t have to clobberr you uith zis.” I pointed to my toolbox. “Nou, ze dog. Uat dog?”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A Journey Home [Main Game Thread]

Boyde

I blacked out. When I came to, I saw Ian whimpering and a smallish hole that was mostly my handiwork. I mean, I was almost done cutting upwards, then I blacked out. I kicked the hanging bits of wall off it to make a bigger hole, and crawled through it. Ian followed and started sniffing around. I then heard Ian bark at something and I turned to see what he was barking at. A woman. I broke into a woman’s apartment, not the armory. Oh well. I noticed that the welder was out of fuel so I put it in my toolbox.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Oh boy. I’ve noticed that I’m harsh when it comes to chewing people out for dumb things.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Continue the Story! (ORIGINAL)

READ THE FUCKING RULES!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / WWE Thread

Who cares? WWE is full of jobbers.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who Is Staline

He’s a French commie scum.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Kakariko Village Name Change: Voting Thread

Iron Cage

Yellow Kingdom

HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Update] R.I.P. Cooper (not the kongpanion)

Dammit docs, you should have given him extra kidneys.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Storyteller Idol (ROUND 1- FREE WRITE)

Sign. I regret…NOTHING!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / /b/

/b/ is for bitches.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / When you see a pyshopath with a knife that offers you 999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999 dollars

Depends if he delivers or not.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A Journey Home [Sign-ups Thread]

What about hydroponics?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A Journey Home [Main Game Thread]

(Well shit. I was hoping one of the other PCs would notice or hear me cutting into either their apartment or an entirely different room.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A Journey Home [Main Game Thread]

(Ker-bump.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A Journey Home [Main Game Thread]

Boyde

“Rrright zen, Ian. Zat building rright zere is our tarrget for our unauzorrized access and borroeuing.” I told Ian as I pointed at an apartment complex. Ian just woofed happily. “Nou, let’s get out the tools.” I got out a blue toolbox and opened it. “Urrrench, check. Crroubarrr, check. Uelding torrch, check. Electrronic multitool, check. Scrreudriver, check. Euirrre cutters, check. Last but not least, ze uelding goggles for us both.” I checked off my item list for today’s smash and grab. I then put the tools and equipment in the toolbox and closed it, securing it so that I don’t lose the stuff inside it if I dropped it. Picking up my tool box and putting on my shades, I opened the door leading to outside my apartment room. “Ian, heel.” I said. Ian yapped as he followed me. I closed and locked my apartment door, Ian II happily following along as I walked to the apartments which I targeted.

We went to the target building, but didn’t actually go into the building. Instead, I used my maintenance access to go enter the maintenance hallways inside the building. Funny thing about these tunnels: It’s not that common to see another person wandering the tunnels because 1: It was dark and 2: It required maintenance access to even access the tunnels in the first place. “And here ue arre, Ian. Now hold still buddy.” I said as I put a set of welding goggles on Ian II. I then put on my set of welding goggles and opened up my toolbox. Fishing around for my welding torch, I finally got it out after a few minutes. I closed the toolbox and secured it, then I said “Ue’ve gone zrrrough ze same prrocess many times Ian, so don’t panic.” to Ian II as I turned the welder on. I started cutting away at the wall, eager to see what I’m breaking into.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / club penguin in a nutshell.

Originally posted by MawkM233:

I’m beginning to see you all as a bunch of furies…

If they’re furies, I shudder to imagine the horrors that they do to people that incur their wrath.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Come join me at bladesofllegeds.com

Fuck your referral links.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Weeds)

Money.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A Journey Home [Sign-ups Thread]

Originally posted by SypherKhode822:

Gotter, I have to ask you, have you ever made a Char where you didn’t make it a little jokey?
Also, I nearly killed your Char in Seekers. Nobody actually made a move to help you while you bled out in the dirt, so I took pity on you and used my GM powers to drag you out of the line of fire…

I can’t remember any actually serious characters that I made in the past, though there might be a character in a setting I made that was serious, albeit with a little jokey color scheme.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / /b/

0/5 rigged.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A Journey Home [Sign-ups Thread]

Originally posted by Helltank:

>makes troll character

>gets approved

I feel a sudden urge to actually put a lot of effort into this RP for reasons I can’t adequately explain.

Your subtlety astounds me, Helltank.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A Journey Home [Sign-ups Thread]

(Hey, can I bring pets along?)