Recent posts by GotterakaThing on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games / Death by Dragons, IC

Tiberius

Oh boy. The idiots went and charged in. Welp, time to follow them. “Wait fow me!” I shouted after them, falcata waving around as I charged in.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Welcome

Originally posted by clumpy:
Originally posted by No_OneCares:

You have reached, the, welcome screen.

Are you:

Kongregate / DashNet / 4chan / 9gag / reddit / Minecraft

“Everyone welcome”

I introduce myself as a 2.2 year lurker. I come, from Kongregate.

Minus Kong and 4chan due to nostalgia, all of those sites are fucking horrendous.

Fix’d.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Death by Dragons, OOC (Accepting reserves)

Name: Tiberius Lanius Novius
Gender: Male
Age: 25
Health: 100%
Bio: Tiberius was born to an odd noble family (the Novius family) which believed that Romans were great and everyone should emulate them to the extreme. Hence, his ridiculous name and Roman-like equipment. Still, his family was lenient in the sense that they let him explore the town and go to a church for education. By the time he was finished with his education, he made a few friends. At that time, he was given a few choices on what items to take along with him to make sure he didn’t die and cause the Novius family to have a major problem. After picking the choice of equipment he wanted, he was booted out of his home to go adventuring for a few decades.
Inventory: Modified Falcata (Leather-bound grip), Iron armor that kind of resembles lorica segmentata (Don’t ask why Tiberius wanted it.), a rectangular wooden shield, and 4 days worth of rations.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

He’s back?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Deutschland, Deutschland, Uber alles!

Hitler was friends and allies with honorary Aryans like Native Americans and the Japanese.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Unitedstatesians are the dumbest pieces of shit to ever walk on earth

Originally posted by TerribleToaster:

Actually, the United States was built by plate tectonics and precipitation.

You mean North America. The United States wasn’t simply made by plate tectonics and rain.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Unitedstatesians are the dumbest pieces of shit to ever walk on earth

Originally posted by dias17se:

b-but america was built by slaves….

I suppose that is an illogical assumption considering that back then during the 18th century the United States had slave owners. Really, the United States was built by a revolution, dead Native Americans, and a bunch of Intolerable Acts.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Unitedstatesians are the dumbest pieces of shit to ever walk on earth

Originally posted by cesarcurado:

No, I don’t have a negro who handles my agenda from time to time. I thought the United States outlawed slavery.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Unitedstatesians are the dumbest pieces of shit to ever walk on earth

The United States will send troops to invade the so-called country “Unitedstatesia”, but will not invade Argentina unless they are proven to have given asylum to cesarcurado, dias17se, and Fishstickz13 to blast out their anti-US propaganda and lies.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Soommor's FantasyRP (With less Soommor and more GotterakaThing)

(Almost done, sorry for delay.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Soommor's FantasyRP (With less Soommor and more GotterakaThing)

(Sultan delivery time soon, fellow stalker. It will be done by at latest the evening.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Soommor's FantasyRP (With less Soommor and more GotterakaThing)

(Yeah that’s the thing. It keeps murdering its GMs. I’ve been keeping lucky by focusing on the steam sale and other things, but it just keeps calling me to

 
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Topic: Off-topic / US hates aborigines

Hitler loves Native Americans.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who Is Staline

Originally posted by staline:

I see noobs that talking about me.
Hilarious.

Why do you support a person worse than Hitler?

 

Topic: Forum Games / The Life Of A Kongregatian (reality tv)

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Topic: Off-topic / Should USA be limited to 5 hours of internet per day?

Originally posted by MaoWEE:
Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

Bitch we invented the internet, so we’re not gonna limit ourselves on the same technological invention we made just because some foreign douchebag wants us to limit us.

by we you meen Bill Gatez alone
stop taken creds for sumthn u didnt do

By we, I mean DARPA.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should USA be limited to 5 hours of internet per day?

Bitch we invented the internet, so we’re not gonna limit ourselves on the same technological invention we made just because some foreign douchebag wants us to limit us.

 

Topic: Forum Games / The Life Of A Kongregatian (reality tv)

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Topic: Off-topic / Buy Real Quality fake passports,driver's licenses,visas,ID etc

Yeah, someone’s gonna report that to the NSA or MI6 or something, and you’re gonna pay a trip to prison in the FBI/NSA/MI6/Whatever party van.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ZAMININC FOR MOD 2014

Originally posted by BurntCookies:
Originally posted by Godzillasrabbid:
Originally posted by zonoro12:

Are you high?
Zam broke the law in the dashnet war.
End of debate.

He didn’t break the law at all. Gabidou, a very unkind user who says the F word a lot to make himself look cool, was there, and we just teased him. Then you guys decided to shout and scream, and it became this. He realized what he had done, and stopped the war. We honor him.

So spamming gore and porn on a site with minors, being homophobic and racist and wanting others to die, just because someone uses the F word a lot = perfectly acceptable behaviour?

LOGIC

Fuck is a bad word. Gore and porn are not bad words. Therefore, Zamininc is in the right.

Logic, my man.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ZAMININC FOR MOD 2014

Originally posted by cargo11900:

Your digging a hole for yourself :/ stopping while your ahead will do you great. What exactly are you mad about?

Bitch use fucking grammar. What the bitchtits do you mean by his digging and his ahead?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ZAMININC FOR MOD 2014

Zamininc will be the best mod.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / North Korea is Mad

Originally posted by dias17se:

well if kim died north koreans would be happy im sure. Go america, free them.

They’d replace him with another fat leader.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which is worse: fishnet or shit?

Bitch, it’s FishNet that is worse than shit.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you were a Fantasy creature what would you be?

Race: Legiones Astartes
Specialization: Tactical Support
Elemental Affinity: Death Guard Astartes
Goal: Death to the False Emperor