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Topic: The Arts / Zombie Equipment site...

Originally posted by Ramos_emanuel:

WOW that is awsome ! ARe you the artist ?

No. He isn’t. I saw the exact same website mentioned in /k/ threads.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you owned a website would you be offended if people used "Ad-Blocker."?

I’d be okay with it. After all, there would be people who DON’T use ad-block.

 
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Topic: The Arts / The Nexium Legacy

Counter-Culture
interestingly enough not by Dev, but by me of all people.

While the night was out and the streets quiet with nary a sound, Wolfgang Van Honkonen decided to look outside his window. It was a good thing that it was dark outside because he had a group meeting to attend to. Marching to his wardrobe, Wolfgang opened the wardrobe up, admiring his collection of fatigues and uniforms. Then he put on a digital urban camouflage set of fatigues and a pair of steel-toed boots. Honkonen liked this particular set because of the scorpion patches he ironed on them. After admiring his looks on the mirror and getting ready for the meeting, Honkonen grabbed his pistol and holstered it in his jacket holster. After that, he opened the door out of his house and walked down the street. There was a secret place where his group met every week where they would discuss the usual things like rebellion and how to make delicious cakes. Honkonen himself was the leader of the group, and thus knew where the secret room was. He walked down to an alley; an uninspiring place where only so-called “Parasites” hid in during the day. He stopped near a poster-lined wall, and knocked on it with a secret pattern. It made a clunking noise, then slid apart to reveal a room full of rebels waiting for someone to walk up to a podium to begin a speech. They turned and started staring at Honkonen and the secret door.

Staring at him, the people behind the wall were waiting for him to arrive for an inspiring speech. Honkonen decided to jog to the podium and observed the group. They were the usual disgruntled blue-collar workers and armed counter-culture anarchists. “Gentlemen, did you know that our so-called lord Avadon wishes to break free from the apparent RL gaming industry?” He started off with a question. A few hands raised up. “Yes you in the white hard hat!” “What the hell does RL mean?” The worker, an engineer, asked Honkonen. “That’s a good question. Even I don’t know about the meaning of RL myself. Could it mean Rogue Life? Red Light? I haven’t the clue. Anywho, what’s your name?” Honkonen asked. “My name is John Madsen.” John said. “Thank you John Madsen for asking the hard-hitting questions! Now, Avadon wishes to turn this world into a world of his own, and quite frankly we like this world the way it is! Well, provided we change it to suit us even more…but still! He wishes to change this world for his own benefit without considering what everyone else would be forced to deal with! He also wishes to impose principles on us for things we haven’t done!” Honkonen decided to add theatrics to his speech, emphasizing key points. The group cheered, eagerly waiting for Honkonen to continue. “Well WE won’t have it! WE’LL stop his plans with whatever WE can scrounge up or think of! WE WILL defy HIS misbegotten PRINCIPLES!” Honkonen let his words sink in among the crowd during a momentary pause. “Workers! You will undermine his foundations! Anarchists! You will bring the truth to Avadon and his followers! We all have a part in this!” The workers cheered, as did the anarchists who were just about ready to spread chaos. “Meeting abjorned, let us fight for our freedom!”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Stuff for an Zombie-apocalypse

Spas-12s are rare, and RPGs are useless. However, I’m tied between the DMR and the M4. I’ll pick the DMR for now. Secondary weapon would be the USP since the Mac-10/Mini-Uzi thing would waste ammo and the Desert Eagle would be impractical. Thirdly, I’d settle for a baseball bat and a swiss army tool. Finally, I would go with a motorcycle because it can fit in tight spaces.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Irregular's Thread

I was once a regular, but now I’m an irregular who has a semblance of life.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Post here if you're autistic and gay!

Originally posted by TheLmaoPancake:

Mods/Admins: please don’t lock this.
Make this the official thread for Gabidou’s and ArcadianFire’s Gardevoir debate argument. That way they don’t ever have to do it in any other thread ever again thus saving you the trouble of locking more derailed threads.

Oh how this thread changed from the Bible to Gardevoirs.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Post here if you're autistic and gay!

Originally posted by Gabidou99:

If you read the Bible, you would know we made contact with God many times.

LOL! It’s just a book! It’s obvious that those God-contact stories are false! This is just like saying most of the Disney books are real stories!

One word: Genesis.

What is Genesis? Another thing about God? There is no legit proof that god exist.

The Book of Genesis is the first book of the Hebrew Bible. It is about the creation of the world, the near death of humanity through the great flood, and more.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Post here if you're autistic and gay!

God’s going back on His covenant with Noah.
PROOF: Genesis 9:15, And I will remember my covenant, which is between me and you and every living creature of all flesh; and the waters shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh.
And then you get things like the Arizona floods and loads of rain. Face it: God is bringing about the second flood to kill all of humanity.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You can have 3 Shy guy slaves that will do anything for you, OR 1 female Gardevoir that won't obey all of your orders

3 Shy Goyim slaves. Why? Slaves are cheap and having 3 of them means more work done.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Originally posted by spikeabc:

Yeah I’m pretty tired of post-apocalypse games too.

Which is why I suggested Dieselpunk or Potatopunk.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hipotetical: all OTers suddenly are nice, respectfull, kind and smart people

Never use the words GotterakaThing, smart, nice, respectful and (especially) kind in the same sentence.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:
Originally posted by GotterakaThing:
Originally posted by spikeabc:
Originally posted by Jimbo14:

Does anyone else wish there were more RP’s without magic? I don’t know why, but the concept of everyone having powers rarely sparks my interest.

While the concept does tend to spark my interest, i am also getting tired of the overuse of this concept.

Magic sucks.

These statements just completely destroyed all the current RP settings I had made. Also, what would be better, Sci-fi, Steampunk, Cyberpunk, or Post-Apocolyptic, they’re the alternatives to magic I can think of.

Let’s take a fifth or sixth option: Dieselpunk or Potatopunk.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Originally posted by spikeabc:
Originally posted by Jimbo14:

Does anyone else wish there were more RP’s without magic? I don’t know why, but the concept of everyone having powers rarely sparks my interest.

While the concept does tend to spark my interest, i am also getting tired of the overuse of this concept.

Magic sucks.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do streets get clogged with WATER were you live ?

It goddamn flooded in AZ.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hey I'm a Brony!

Originally posted by TheNeW13yRsOld:

wtfs a brony?

One of the things that comes out of Texas. Steers are the only other thing to come out of Texas.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Obama says American Millitary power is unmatched, do you agree??

The United States Armed Forces can deploy practically anywhere within 2 days.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ayy lmao

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by adv0catus:

Congratulations on finding Inspect Element.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Death by Dragons, IC

Tiberius

Oh boy. The idiots went and charged in. Welp, time to follow them. “Wait fow me!” I shouted after them, falcata waving around as I charged in.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Welcome

Originally posted by clumpy:
Originally posted by No_OneCares:

You have reached, the, welcome screen.

Are you:

Kongregate / DashNet / 4chan / 9gag / reddit / Minecraft

“Everyone welcome”

I introduce myself as a 2.2 year lurker. I come, from Kongregate.

Minus Kong and 4chan due to nostalgia, all of those sites are fucking horrendous.

Fix’d.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Death by Dragons, OOC (Accepting reserves)

Name: Tiberius Lanius Novius
Gender: Male
Age: 25
Health: 100%
Bio: Tiberius was born to an odd noble family (the Novius family) which believed that Romans were great and everyone should emulate them to the extreme. Hence, his ridiculous name and Roman-like equipment. Still, his family was lenient in the sense that they let him explore the town and go to a church for education. By the time he was finished with his education, he made a few friends. At that time, he was given a few choices on what items to take along with him to make sure he didn’t die and cause the Novius family to have a major problem. After picking the choice of equipment he wanted, he was booted out of his home to go adventuring for a few decades.
Inventory: Modified Falcata (Leather-bound grip), Iron armor that kind of resembles lorica segmentata (Don’t ask why Tiberius wanted it.), a rectangular wooden shield, and 4 days worth of rations.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

He’s back?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Deutschland, Deutschland, Uber alles!

Hitler was friends and allies with honorary Aryans like Native Americans and the Japanese.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Unitedstatesians are the dumbest pieces of shit to ever walk on earth

Originally posted by TerribleToaster:

Actually, the United States was built by plate tectonics and precipitation.

You mean North America. The United States wasn’t simply made by plate tectonics and rain.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Unitedstatesians are the dumbest pieces of shit to ever walk on earth

Originally posted by dias17se:

b-but america was built by slaves….

I suppose that is an illogical assumption considering that back then during the 18th century the United States had slave owners. Really, the United States was built by a revolution, dead Native Americans, and a bunch of Intolerable Acts.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Unitedstatesians are the dumbest pieces of shit to ever walk on earth

Originally posted by cesarcurado:

No, I don’t have a negro who handles my agenda from time to time. I thought the United States outlawed slavery.