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Topic: Forum Games / Endlings - IC

(You are already dead.)

Daniel

FUUUUCK! I blinked just in time, got out my zweihander, and started slashing and stabbing away at the half-elf. “Death comes for you, filth! I am Daniel Cafarro! Butcher of elves!” I shouted “And you have pissed me off!” I did manage to cut real nasty wounds on him and stab him a couple of times. Thank Shub-Niggurath for chainmail.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by JeremyBHarris:

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You just posted in the wrong forums, pal.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Endlings - IC

Daniel

BY SHUB-NIGGURATH! IT GOD DAMN HURTS! I struggled to get up, then I shoved aside the person who WAS going to heal me without magic and I started to headbutt the half-elf scum while I was still having sharp pain. Did I mention that headbutting it also hurt? I didn’t care, for I’ve suffered worse. “DIE YOU DAMNED HEATHEN! DIE!” I was shouting. I decided to contemplate about what one half-elf scum’s life was to another mark on my kill count while headbutting the half-elf.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Sign-Ups] Armoured Descent RP

Originally posted by wiiwonder:

God DAMNIT why is this on page three of the forums!?

Because it’s dead dammit.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Endlings - IC

Daniel

God damn it. I wanted someone to spread the word that I was back and ready to keep on killing. But then I saw it. “Wait is that a half-elf?” I asked.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New OT Rules (Made by the Queen Of OT)

Cadence, you’re under arrest for not submitting to the law. I am the law.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Endlings - IC

Daniel

Wow. Wow. I got injured. Oh and now someone’s patching me up. “Hey, get the mead I was drinking. You know, the one with the straw in it. I need a drink,” I said before feeling sharp pain. “Owch. That hurt. Any orc survivors?” I asked.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Endlings - Signups and OOC

Originally posted by FelineForumer:

No, just orcs like creating orphans so that they can still kill humans later when the remaining orphaned humans look for revenge. =P

Good thing my character’s just a mercenary and not an orphan.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Endlings - Signups and OOC

Originally posted by DrOctaganapus2:

Orcs really just hate parents huh? :P

They’re just following orders.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What would YOU do if you discovered that one of your lifetime friends is Gay?

Who cares?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / FGF Investigates- The Mystery of the Murdered Murderer (A Text Adventure)

PUT ON top hat.
EXAMINE chainsaw spike AND bullet casing.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The face of Homophobia

Oh wow. It thinks that I like child abuse.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do modern feminists function?

Originally posted by TheMagicalCrab:
Originally posted by 123kittycat101:

I am a feminist, and i don’t hate men.
I think that men and women should be equal….
Truly i have nothing against men

You are a non-modern feminist, the good kind.

Si.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The face of Homophobia

Originally posted by Mafefe_Classic:
Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

I wrote that the girl is a liar on that page. Expect the flames.

lol now i no ur deviantart name

I know Shockwave’s DevianTARD name. You probably know too.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do modern feminists function?

Originally posted by TheMagicalCrab:

An actual feminist thinks that men and women are equal, the ones you must know are dumbasses.

Sad thing is, that’s the vocal ones we know off hand. Now, let’s go into a small discussion as to how the modern feminist is made.

They initially start as a blank slate, ready for data to be carved into them. However, most of these blanks are taken and filled with anti-men propaganda and anti-gunner filth. They are then deployed to various parts of the United States, where they spew forth their lies and generally promote the torture of men along with promoting taking guns from law-abiding citizens. Physically, they are indistinguishable from regular and soccer mom females until you open them up. Inside, they are nothing more than heartless and cruel monsters, which are found wanting of a brutal evisceration.

And that’s how modern feminists are made.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The face of Homophobia

I wrote that the girl is a liar on that page. Expect the flames.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Gabidou ADMITTED he thought Gardevoir was sexy

Originally posted by IceBomb45:
Originally posted by Joshua_Lee:

Lol another pokemon thread. There are an awful lot of manbabies and children on this forum board. But then again sites like this always have an Off Topic board to keep retards and children preoccupied and off the other boards so I suppose it’s to be expected that this board is full of retards.

And here we have the user with 13 posts who think he’s an OT regular.

Yup. And he has a rage-boner for me. Also, he happens to be a FGFer’s waifu.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Endlings - IC

Originally posted by SypherKhode822:

They all be gone. I tricked dem.

(I doubt they’d run away so easily when they’ve already got a potential danger to society to deal with in a bar.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Endlings - IC

Originally posted by SypherKhode822:
Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

Daniel

I kept on fighting off the orcs, hopefully sparing one to spread the word that I am back with great vengeance and furious anger.

They be gone.

(What about the ones that aren’t at the back door? Or are they gone?)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Endlings - IC

Daniel

I kept on fighting off the orcs, hopefully sparing one to spread the word that I am back with great vengeance and furious anger.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Classify People In OT Into Groups

Add Joshua_Lee to Group 2.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Endlings - Signups and OOC

Originally posted by TheBastardBrasta:

It was autocorrect! I meant orcs!

Sure you did.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Gabidou ADMITTED he thought Gardevoir was sexy

Originally posted by Joshua_Lee:

Lol another pokemon thread. There are an awful lot of manbabies and children on this forum board. But then again sites like this always have an Off Topic board to keep retards and children preoccupied and off the other boards so I suppose it’s to be expected that this board is full of retards.

Watch out guys, we have a badass over here.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / FGF Investigates- The Mystery of the Murdered Murderer (A Text Adventure)

USE canister of nerve gas ON GEVOCK.

EXAMINE canister of nerve gas.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Endlings - IC

(Zom-zoms? We’re fighting zom-zoms now?)