Recent posts by Crash301 on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Call of Duty opinions?

Originally posted by Fronebular:

It’s okay I guess. They needed to do more with the series than stick to its roots though.

It became way too repetitive for me.

Originally posted by bobby71983:

It is the fps version of Madden. Same cake every year with different colored icing.

This pretty much sums up my opinion. I pretty much stopped playing after a few hours of MW3, unable to get into it like I did with MW2 (and to a lesser extent, Black Ops). I do feel nostalgic for the Campaign for the original Call of Duty (Not Modern Warfare, the one that your grandfather fought in.)

Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

Originally posted by Ninjitsu_Pirate:

Nice hair.

I like how you have reconciled the occupations of Ninja and Pirate into one.

Topic: Off-topic / Have you seen Star Wars?

Originally posted by xProStar:

Yes, i have seen all of them.

Same.

Topic: Off-topic / I cant afford to eat anymore :'<<<<

Die of starvation?

Topic: Off-topic / Are the stupid posters ripoffs of Stupid Poster

Originally posted by Rolby:

yea i know some guy but im not gonna say names who used normal grammar and talked normally etc. but then he deleted all his posts and now acts like an idiot all the time.

I think we all know this guy.

Topic: Off-topic / Do you not have school from May 17-20?

Originally posted by CowFriend:

I don’t have school from May 18 to May 19.

Discuss the weekend

Though I’m out on the 22nd. :D

Topic: Off-topic / Off topic is a bundle of sticks

OT is dumber than a bag of hammers. myself included

Topic: Off-topic / Who's Your Favorite Dictator?

Kim Jon Il, just for the crazy shit he made up things he did. Did you know he scored twelve holes in one in his first game of golf and that he invented the hamburger?

Topic: Off-topic / CROW hierarchy

Originally posted by CowFriend:

You misspelled cow.

Discuss

^This

Topic: Off-topic / I am SO tired of tall people

Originally posted by Aldir:

Originally posted by Crash301:

Umm…can’t we just like step on all the shorter people that try to kill us?

I know why short people are so “mad at us”

You are a gigantic faggot. I will pull out your balls and while you keel over in misery I will force feed them to you through a funnel.

cunt.

You are just upset because you realize as a short person you have no reason to live. Did you ever wonder why the Nazis DIDN’T exterminate short people? It’s because short people HAD NO SOULS! LIKE NAZIS! IT ALL MAKES SENSE BECAUSE ITS IN CAPS AND IT SOUNDS THREATENING!

In conclusion, Aldir is a midget Nazi.

Topic: Off-topic / How Would You React if You Called 911 and got this Response

I would probably just try to beat whatever person who’s attacking me/my family to death with the nearest object in a fit of rage as I would have free reign to do so. I had nobody on the other line to tell me not to, that the authorities to help, so I could easily argue in a way that will get me away with killing him. It will also give me an excuse to sue emergency services or the phone company or whoever was responsible, so I would get my lawsuit monies. :D

Topic: Off-topic / my rant about mean people

Topic: Off-topic / I am SO tired of tall people

Umm…can’t we just like step on all the shorter people that try to kill us?

I know why short people are so mad at us

Topic: Off-topic / How cultured are you, /2/

Mine was twelve minutes when I clicked on the link for some reason, is that normal?
I got 186/196 that way.

Topic: Off-topic / In about 50 years, pre schoolers are gonna attempt sex.

Originally posted by ImBoutDatLife:

Originally posted by xProStar:

Originally posted by ImBoutDatLife:

All children who get molested were probably asking for it

No.

it’s the truth sorry

Die. :)

Topic: Off-topic / Do you like to read?(Books)

I used to read a lot more, but then I’ve been buried in school, only reading the required reading.
I’m hoping I could get some reading in in the summer.

Topic: Off-topic / What was your 100th post like?

I don’t remember, it was probably in the Forum Games section or something.

Topic: Off-topic / So this one random woman said hi to me on the street...

Maybe you just looked like someone she knew?

Topic: Off-topic / 100000th thread belongs to THE CROWS :>>>>>>

Does that mean all the other threads ever deleted before this also count? If so this isn’t even close to 100,000. Hell it’s probably 338,398 like the URL says.

Topic: Off-topic / Bullshit Unoriginal Clichés in Shows (So TL;DR it hurts)

Originally posted by TheInternetRules:

Necrobump so others can enjoy.

I must said I did enjoy it.

Topic: Off-topic / Guiz, maowee broke up wif rolby and iz now going out wit me.

I wonder if rolby or maowee actually have alternate accounts on here they use when they’re not trolling, like semi-serious accounts?

Topic: Off-topic / Favorite Star Wars Charactor

George Lucas

He’s fictional right? Nobody who created such a magnificent trilogy of movies would after a couple of decades create such an abomination as the prequels to cash in on it would actually exist right? Right?

Topic: Off-topic / I`m back.

Originally posted by undeadcupcake3:

Originally posted by AllStarDominatio:

Originally posted by Ninjitsu_Pirate:

Originally posted by listle6:

Who are you

This.

I third this.

I fourth this.

Fifthed.

Topic: Off-topic / What's in fashion now?

You gots ta have SWAG man! You gotta have them sagging jeans an walk an talk like an OG, and act like u dont care becaust #YoloSwagThuglife2013

Also you have to say the hashtag.

Topic: Off-topic / list bad things about this site

Originally posted by cesarcurado:

17. bronies

biased mod is biased

20. People complaining about bronies that end up being more annoying than most of them and keep lumping them in with the nerdy, feminine, pedophile horsefucking population that is really just a really, REALLY small minority. (Like 2 or 3 people)
*end miniature rant