Recent posts by Crash301 on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Say something that your avatar would

I like trains.

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Topic: Off-topic / What Up? I Got A Big Cock

Okay so I tried this, but ended up getting maced, which is especially odd since chicks don’t have hands. Where did I go wrong?

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Topic: Off-topic / What mileston threads/posts have YOU done?

Shit I missed my 1000th Forum post! Wait, I can still do my 1108th one, okay um here it goes.

How to be awesome like me:
Step 1: You Don’t, I’m that awesome.

There, it has been rectified.

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Topic: Off-topic / Why does everyone like me

Because you’ve brainwashed us with your mind control death beam charm and personality.

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Topic: Off-topic / YES! I'm a crow!

No…no not at all…I mean some of my best friends are crows. Why would I be racist against crows? Though, just to clarify, I’m not racist but…you notice how all crows crow annoyingly? No offense meant.

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Topic: Off-topic / PROOF that maowee is a fraud.

Originally posted by Rolby:

Lol we already know that. I also type in bad grammar at purpose. I can write in good grammar but it will take too much time to do that so i prefer typing like this

Alright, just to let you know though, if you want to do a serious conversation/discussion, then you should try to write well since it would kind of detract from your argument if you look like you have the spelling of a kindergartener. In OT though it’s fine. To each their own.

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Topic: Off-topic / PROOF that maowee is a fraud.

I honestly thought it was like an online persona/trolling/facetiousness or something. I in no way thought she was serious, of course I didn’t know if she was intelligent so never thought it. Maowee glad to know you have intelligence, now back to ragging on Maowee for looking dumb. c:

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Topic: Off-topic / watching movie

Originally posted by spookyskeleton:
Originally posted by TheInternetRules:

what u watchin nigga?

pirates of carabibian

Is it good? I’ve never heard of the Carabibian before. Is it French?

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Topic: Off-topic / Freak Weather Expected To Happen Tomorrow

So what you’re saying is…

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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever stopped to think about how OT influences the whole world¿

Originally posted by Superjak45:

Can’t really say that the thought had crossed my mind.

And I’d probably be the exact same person that I am now. I’d just be on a different forum instead.


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Topic: Off-topic / This thread got no posts

What if you forget?

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Topic: Off-topic / a cis white male scum just triggered me :'<<<

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

How did MmeBunneh not see that as a joke? she took it serious lol.

She’s just jelly.

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Topic: Off-topic / Why do gays suck so much?

Originally posted by spookyskeleton:
Originally posted by Gabidou99:

They suck at being not gay.

Please don’t post in my important threads.

But it’s true. Straight people suck at being gay. You suck at talking about gay people sucking. Therefore, you suck gay people.

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Topic: Off-topic / Disproving global warmists

Originally posted by fma1:

Is the Earth’s climate changing? Yes.

Are humans directly causing it? No.

Are humans somehow contributing to it? Maybe.


Also, 105 is the highest temperature in the US? In July it gets over 105 regularly in Arizona.

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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever been HOSPITALIZED?

In eighth grade we were practicing for our elementary school graduation outside. We were out for about an hour and it was also May in Arizona so it was fucking hot out (100 degree (F) days normal). I passed out about twice and was hospitalized for several hours, but otherwise no ill effects.

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Topic: Off-topic / My BFF Lied 2 Meh...

Hahaha guys don’t worry I was joking about killing myself. About killing IceBomb on the other hand…. :D

Also, hartbreaknitis is a liver disease right?

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Topic: Off-topic / NASA: Budgetary black hole?

Originally posted by The_Satyr:
Originally posted by RollerCROWster:

NASA faked the moon landing.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Curiosity was fake as well. Mars kind of looks like Arizona to me.

No shit, Arizona is ON Mars. Geez get your facts straight plebian.

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Topic: Off-topic / My BFF Lied 2 Meh...

What the fuck am I reading?

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Topic: Off-topic / Bing is the best search engine

Chrome is not a search engine.

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Topic: Off-topic / OT will never be the same

Originally posted by RollerCROWster:

guys, if he deletes the forums then he will be deleting all of OT’s history. Every kongristmas. All of Pig n Heron. Myslef. Would you kill a puppy for 1 million dollars. etc…

obviously we need to kill 1000 puppies to SAVE OT


Not much lost then. I wish Gevock the best of luck.

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Topic: Off-topic / Uh-oh... US will no longer be a country on Friday, November 1 if they cannot compromise a budget

Hey guys, this won’t fix the government shutdown situations but I got a solution on how to prevent more of these.

When the 2014/2016 elections come around, vote for someone else!

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Topic: Off-topic / Mods are Totally Biased

Oh no they’re already here!

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Topic: Off-topic / why muslim countries are better than the us

Forgive me if I don’t agree with the opinion of one Xjewsdid911X

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Topic: Off-topic / Every 60 seconds in Africa...

But don’t they use the metric system?

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Topic: Off-topic / have you ever eaten solid butter

Melted butter goes well with lobsters. >:]

Though in all seriousness, I may’ve eaten maybe a sliver or two of it, but I wouldn’t eat a whole fucking bar.