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Topic: Serious Discussion / Is having sex at the age of 12 right

Originally posted by tenco1:

Originally posted by WickedWhenWetPro:

Im 13. I have skrewed 3 chicks. None were rape. I think they liked it. Distantly. I mean the first time hurts, then the second time feels good for chicks right? One was 11 I was 11, 14 I was 12, then on my birthday 13 on 13.

Not sure if internet tough guy, or lying teen…

I think it’s the real deal, dude. This guy has sw@g.

Topic: Off-topic / I'm not asking to be a mod

Originally posted by MidnightWerewolf:

Stop asking to be a mod.

He said he’s not asking to be a mod. Work on your literacy a little there, buddy.

Topic: Serious Discussion / Obamacare Causes Companies to Cut Hours

Originally posted by Jantonaitis:

and not just good in certain isolated anomolies

hahahaha.

You know, I actually have to agree with mytie/jhco. Why bother arguing for the merits of national health care? If the US doesn’t accept their medicine, so to speak, and revolts on the idea, well…that’ not my problem. If and when the next superbug comes, we canadians can just shut down our borders, head north, and wait for the US to become a nice, clean, empty land again.

But when you Canadians have all your vaccine use (because socialized medicine = government funded vaccine use, you’ll be shooting up vaccines so much people will think you’re all heroin addicts) result in a massive outbreak of low functioning autism and suddenly most of your population is not mentally fit to work then your economy will go down the toilet. And don’t think you’ll be able to get into America and cash in on our Economy, because as much as we hate China and would like to start trade war with them, they had one good idea. The great wall. After we finish walling ourselves off from Mexico the Canuck border comes next.

Your vaccines may seem fun now, but in a few decades when you’re paying for a massive entitlement program to help people whose autism problems make them incapable of working then maybe you’ll feel foolish about trying to make a good healthcare system instead of putting your money into the pockets of CEOs and praying to Jesus for healing in favor of medicine.

Topic: Serious Discussion / Is having sex at the age of 12 right

Originally posted by Galdos:

that is illogical.
sex is for breeding.

rather spend your free time playing video games and not waste it on sex and relationships.

Just like computers are for… well, computation. How could you even think of doing something illogical like playing games on them? You should be using that processing power to help you solve math problems.

And food is for preventing you from starving, so don’t go and have dessert from time to time, it has no nutritional value and is utterly pointless. Sex turns out to be fun, and we even have these great newfangled methods now of minimizing the risks involved. It seems on the arrogant side to think you are in a position to dictate at a moral level what sex is and isn’t okay for people to have when legitimate consent is involved.

Not to say I am in support of 12 year olds having sex, particularly not with older people as the chances of them being coerced into it seem kind of high. But come on, sex is just for reproduction? Learn to be a little less of a buzzkill.

Topic: Serious Discussion / Secession of States post Obama re-election

If the White House ends up having address the petitions they’ll probably just say “no” and then the 25,000 or so crazies (who don’t make up nearly enough of a group to point to that the majority of the state wants to secede) will have to sit around mad for a little while.

Originally posted by Jantonaitis:

You mean Jesusland?

Jesusland is Israel he’s coming back there someday, we just need to get rid of all those pesky Muslims first. For now we should just press the Israeli government to be more extreme than they have interest in being to help Jesus return, he may be an all powerful god, but he can’t return without our help!

Topic: Serious Discussion / I. do. not. want. to. live. on. this. planet. ANYMORE!

Originally posted by Twilight_Ninja:

The YouTube video, like millions of other YouTube videos, takes things out of context and we can find any video to say whatever we want it to say. It’s a crap reference.

The Washington Times and it’s comments on his upbringing was worth looking into. Even so….

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22767392/ns/politics-decision_08/t/obama-sets-record-straight-his-religion/

http://atheism.about.com/od/barackobamareligionfaith/a/ObamaReligion.htm

….it should be tempered with other sources to get the whole picture. The truth of the matter is probably closest to this:

“As a child in Indonesia, Obama studied for two years at one Muslim school and then two years at a Catholic school. In both places he experienced religious indoctrination, but in neither case did the indoctrination take hold: during Quranic studies he made faces and during Catholic prayers he would look around the room. Eventually, Barack Obama abandoned this non-conformism and skepticism to be baptized as an adult in the Trinity United Church of Christ.”

So, he had a multicultural upbringing where he was exposed to lots of different things and as a Westernized adult, chose Christianity as his preference. So what?

Honestly I think he got baptized to aid his political career, he seems pretty secular to me. I mean, maybe I’m totally off here, but he seems a whole lot more moderate and secular than the church he attended. And it’s a good political move, but I dunno, part of me doubts he’s really a Christian. Maybe that’s wishful thinking though, it’d be nice to finally have a president that doesn’t buy into what Thomas Paine called an “amphibious fraud.”

Topic: Off-topic / My fish died last weekend.

Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:

Originally posted by Towel_On_A_Rod:

So, don’t leave us in suspense. Did you fuck the corpse?

I don’t think that’s anatomically possible.

Depends on the size of your penis. But then, penetration can be coming from either you or the fish, I assume you have an asshole?

Topic: Serious Discussion / Why do Americans put up with bad politicians?

Originally posted by unleashthemind:

If people weren’t ignorant there would be no problem.

Topic: Serious Discussion / How can we deal with the Muslim overreactions?

I think it’s funny to act like Islam is the only religion that could have done this. It’s worth remembering things like the generally low literacy rates in many Middle Eastern countries, as well as the fact that not all of them speak Arabic which is the sacred language of the Koran. Having large groups of people willing to believe the religion wholeheartedly without having access to the religious texts is an easy thing for any sort of corrupt religious leader to take advantage of. And because of the situation is it easy to claim things would be different if the people in the regions were Buddhist or Christian or Pagan? I mean, we saw lots of abuses of religion in pre-reformation Europe that didn’t really start to improve until the Bible became translated and literacy rose (though it still took a while after that).

Topic: Serious Discussion / U.S. Presidential Election

Originally posted by Twilight_Ninja:

Originally posted by Rubixcube7:
Originally posted by softest_voice:

2. What does GOP stand for again?

Are you asking that question literally? It stands for Grand Old Party. If not, disregard.

More usefully… GOP is the Republicans.

Topic: Serious Discussion / U.S. Presidential Election

Romney bought businesses that were already in trouble. He then attempted to rebuild them and if they were not able to be rebuilt he allowed them to go bankrupt. It is just business 101. You should know this, being in business yourself.

That’s just not really true. He had no incentive to rebuild many of them. The way the buyout works is that they pay a small downpayment, and then take out a massive loan. But the debt of loan doesn’t go to them, it goes to the company they buyout. So now suddenly any problems the company was having before are much worse because suddenly they are paying back huge debt on money someone else used. Then Romney and his company offer to help them cut their losses, they know who to fire and they’ll do it for a management fee of a few million a year, as well as usually stocks in the company. If they do turn around the company (they do have success stories) then they look good, but if they don’t they lose nothing. The company goes bankrupt and they sell off the stocks and take the management fees before the thing is run into the ground, with the small downpayment they make and they will always make a good return, even if they fail at the task of rebuilding.

This attack from the DNC has been shown time and time again to be inaccurate. You’re better than this softest.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to head to Staples to get some copy paper and then look at golf shoes at Sports Authority. You know where I wouldn’t be able to go if not for Bain Capital? Staples and Sports Authority.

It’s not just from the DNC, and while I didn’t watch the specific attacks from the DNC, Softest isn’t making a claim that is entirely inaccurate. It would be inaccurate to say Bain did not help any businesses, but they also destroyed a lot of them and made profit off of doing so. Now if you excuse me I’m going to go shopping at KB Toys… Oh wait, I can’t, Bain destroyed it.

Topic: Off-topic / ITT: choose any person [must be from real-life]

Your mother. Naked. We’ll film it and you can watch it later. I bet he’ll do a great job penetrating her defenses.

Topic: Off-topic / do u think white ppl r racist

Originally posted by Murder_Machine:

Only albinos are “white”, West European people have tones of orange, pink and yellow in their skin. All human life started out in African and made its way to other places in the world over a period of time. Our skin colours changed and our facial features changed to adapt to the environment. Think about it- those “white people” had “black” ancestors.

Everyone knows the white people were the ones who fought with Mormon Jesus before the world was created and the black people are the ones who remained neutral and got cursed to have black skin. All that history, evolution and science crap is a bunch of liberal lies. Mormonism clearly has the most reliable explanation.

Originally posted by Ayumi_Stocking:

Saying all white people are racist is like saying all doctors are male

But I don’t know a single white person that isn’t a racist around here. Yet I don’t know any doctors.

The group of people you know isn’t really of much statical significance I would think… you’d have to a know a whole lot of people, and know them all fairly well.

Topic: Off-topic / Foods you hate.

Taco Bell and Oranges.

Topic: Off-topic / What's the last type of soda you drank?

Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:

Originally posted by MrSalvador:

Coca Cola.

So good…

It’s like an orgasm in a can/bottle, am I right?

Whereas Mountain Dew is like piss in a can/bottle. I guess the difference is whether or not you’re limp when you make it.

Topic: Off-topic / I'm Considering an Avatar Change

Will it be even sexier than the current one?

Topic: Off-topic / What's the last type of soda you drank?

Coke.

Good root beer is probably the best. But that shit’s expensive. Otherwise, Coke is pretty good.

Topic: Off-topic / When were moments when you were certain you would die, but didn't?

Originally posted by Gevock:

Pissed off this one girl’s father enough that he was driving out from the country to shoot me.
Fun times.

You pimp.

Topic: Off-topic / Skills you have that are now becoming rare.

Actually musical talent. But…

I’m a musician, but I don’t agree that it’s something that is becoming obsolete…

I agree with Finkidz here. Although, a lot of people who claim they have musical talent are just idiots who make shitty “dubstep” on FL studio.

Topic: Off-topic / What's your favorite "Table Sport"?

Originally posted by UndecidedFate:

Pool, since it’s the only game where my skills increase with the more alcohol I ingest.

It’s not about winning, it’s about having fun. And your fun ALWAYS increases the more alcohol you ingest.

Topic: Off-topic / Why some people dont do christmas

Originally posted by BlakeDienst:

Originally posted by Stiltonchees:

Mistletoes on their vaginas? I’ve heard of girls with camel toes on their vaginas…
Also drunk fucking girls involves getting YOU off. Mistletoe involves kissing. Fucking girls at parties never involves your mouth going anywhere near the girls vagina. You clearly don’t understand the way it works.

You have no idea what goes on in society these days. Stick that mouse of yours, where your mouth is. And yes, I am POSITIVE a mouth has been on a vagina before.

Well my mouse broke from water damage. You owe me a new one. And seriously, no one ever pleasures a woman when it’s party sex. If she’s your wife and you actually care about her pleasure too, sure. But the type of douche who goes and fucks drunk chicks at a party… he doesn’t want to waste his time getting her off.

Topic: Off-topic / What's your favorite "Table Sport"?

Ping pong.

Originally posted by lepug101:

Kings Corners.
tis a card game you play.
on a table.

People still say “tis”?

Topic: Off-topic / Why some people dont do christmas

Mistletoes on their vaginas? I’ve heard of girls with camel toes on their vaginas…
Also drunk fucking girls involves getting YOU off. Mistletoe involves kissing. Fucking girls at parties never involves your mouth going anywhere near the girls vagina. You clearly don’t understand the way it works.

Topic: Off-topic / Kurt Cobain

Yeah he’s overrated. I really like his singing for some reason though. His guitar playing is shit.

Topic: Off-topic / Condiments

Altoids. D’ohoho get it?

Originally posted by kIngdomhearst:

Sriracha on everything

But in all seriousness. This.