Recent posts by hummerz5 on Kongregate

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Topic: Everybody Edits / Bots Idea's

@Lirum: Yeah. Existentialism. Boom.

@Frogman: OH YEAH? SAY THAT TO MY FACE

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / Bots Idea's

if y’all are going to mirror insults

can’t you at least mirror parallelism? (don’t kill me over the wrong word, but…)

[-ing] doesn’t [verb phrase]
[conjunction] [pronoun] [weird verb] [preposition]… you get it.

Such grammer.

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / Bots Idea's

Bot ideas are out of the scope of the EE development team.

Haha just kidding!

All NVD does is make bots!

If I make a fake white house .gov website, do you think they’ll make me president? :O

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / energy coins

Originally posted by KAKTOSUS:

Most people don’t know about this, but blue coins actually do actually have a chance to give you energy. Every blue coin you earn increases the current amount of a stored currency called blu. Blu is equal to every blue coin you’ve every collected. Once you hit 100 blus, you earn a ble, which is basically a percentage chance. Every ble you earn gives you a 1% greater chance of earning energy every time you get a blue coin. However, every month on a secret day, the buh day, you lose 10 blu. If this makes you go from one hundred to another hundred in your blu amount, you also will lose a ble. This means that you have a lesser chance of getting energy. That may seem really bad. However, after you have had suffered the buh loss twelve times, and you still have at least one ble, you will get a chance at getting a special beh coin. This chance is -12+buh+blu/ble. A regular special blue coin only gives you +1 maximum energy, but a special beh coin gives you energy equal to ble factorial. You’re welcome.

Seriously though, I thought this was supposed to be secret…

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / Loading Screen Comp.

#Blog

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / Anyone nothiced this? or is it just me?

“long before MrShoe left”
as in
“right before MrShoe left”

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / Smiley ideas

Thanks for the ideas that aren’t in the ideas thread

we need more idea threads

ideas thread

swag

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / BetterThanU Crew

jkdrip: Cool! With what are you helping me out?

KAKTOSUS: Yes.

Battleship203: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!

By the way, you all see what I did there, right?

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / BetterThanU Crew

A distinguished group of elites, this crew does plenty of work in many levels. The membership list is not publicized to protect the members.

You can’t join unless you’ve joined.

Apply below.

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / So, EE has finally achieved full independency as a community game.

the mods from afar are bleeding into the forums of near.

Quick, we must tourniquet!

srs tho, y u her

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / So, EE has finally achieved full independency as a community game.

*independence

The bad news is that Toop, Jawapa, and NVD will be the new owners.

NVD had a game
It was OK, then sucked, then got hacked, then dissolved.

Advantage: Future.

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / Ideas

^nuff said

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / Updates

_arg1 = _arg1.replace(“username”, _local3.name);
_arg1 = _arg1.replace(“coins”, _local3.coins);
_arg1 = _arg1.replace(“bcoins”, _local3.bcoins);
_arg1 = _arg1.replace(“deaths”, _local3.deaths);
_arg1 = _arg1.replace(“levelname”, Global.currentLevelname);

yep! Found the codes.

private static var admins:Object = { benjaminsen:true, mrshoe:true, mrvoid:true, nvd:true, jawapa:true, toop:true }; private static var guardians:Object = { kingoftheozone:true, thanel:true, master1:true, ultrabass:true };

more fun codes.
Old news, probz

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / Petition!

Originally posted by hyproblast:
Originally posted by panda25:

sign

Why did you bump this thread?

Also, I can tie this in with the Kongregate chat. Why is “fuck” censored, but no other word is? If they’re gonna censor “fuck”, then shouldn’t they censor all the other bad words (that I’m not gonna mention)? Make “fuck” uncensored, or censor all the other bad words, including “fuck”. Make up your mind, Kong.

Thanks man, that’s great.

There’s actually more than that.

The Kongregate Chat Flash … thingy… COMPLETE WITH REGEXP and other fun things… provides a wonderful list of (informational) obscenities.

private static const BAD_PHRASES:Array = [“f*ck”, “c*nt”, “c*cks*ck”, “n*gg*r”, “f*gg*t”]; private static const BAD_WORDS:Array = [“f*g”]; (though, words containing f*g are A-OK)

#themoreyouknow

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / Bug

^for 69 posts, high quality post.

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / Ideas

Originally posted by leverage914:
Originally posted by InfernalSymptom:

this game could use more blocks, oh and when you get energy, why dont you make it so that you upgrade your energy bar, with energy.

Upgrading Energy with Energy? so this will be like
energy > upgrade > larger cap > drained energy > replenish > more energy > upgrade again…
then it goes on a neverending paradox

Yes, it does.
Is that a problem?

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / FX Crew signup

^First post in 2015 wow

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / Based on a true story.

Good sir, can you speak English properly?

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / Bug

Originally posted by Battleship203:
Originally posted by Darkbowser99:
Originally posted by KAKTOSUS:

FIRST POST IN 2015!!!1
LOL I’M COOL NOW1!!!!1

Wow! Who cares?! :D

Hypro does.

ninja’d

ALSO
FIRST POST IN 2012 MAN WOW SUCH AWESOMe
AND 2013!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / Do you troll/used to troll?

^he’s got vouchers

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / Keyboard problem

I feel like EE wouldn’t make you wait to hear your movements back from the server
otherwise lag would be just plain terribad.

Perhaps you lag because
1. chrome (sucks)
2. computer sucks

thoughts?

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / Do you troll/used to troll?

I do used to troll.
You have 8131 posts.
You trolled when you were a little kid… but EE’s been around for five years
that’s not to say you’ve been around five years

so you’ve magically matured from a “stupid little kid” to something (we’re to assume) more respectable? (or something)

ok

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / Ideas

A super-checkpoint sounds interesting, however I would advise against space-to-lobby situations… just to cut down on accidental poofs.

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / Musician Rejoice--Octave Expansion!

I feel like “tuts” is “toots” but idk

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / Ideas

That would almost defeat the purpose of half the bg blocks…
but I imagine charging enough per block would balance it out

btw, #000077 != rgb(00,00,77)
more like rgb(00,00,119)