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Topic: Forum Games / (Turn: Jon)Kongregate D&D [Nefarious - Awakened Horror]

Jon Winter, Rogue, LVL 2
I move silently towards anything that looks interesting.
[+4 Spot check, +0 listen, +9 silent move]
Wait no scratch that. I stand still. “Nobody move, I just saw a bunch of trap noose-things.”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Imperium OOC [... looks like another game is brewing]

At this point, do you actually expect people to sign?
I’m actually curious.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / (Turn: Jon)Kongregate D&D [Nefarious - Awakened Horror]

[Can I dual-wield?]
Jon Winter, Rogue, LVL 2
If the dagger is still there, I take it. “Sammy, carry the rest of the gear,” I order. I don’t bother watching to see if he obeys, instead turning and starting to walk towards the temple.
I stop, and glance at the head priest. “I don’t expect you to embrace a band of outsiders as friends, but if you persist in your discourtesies you shall invite my ire. Now excuse me while I go about the business that you are too cowardly to do yourself.” I walk away, not paying attention to whatever he says and hoping that he doesn’t kill me while my back is turned.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Just seeing what it will take

Originally posted by developous:

Tell me this. How will I FULLY redeem myself.

Do not involve:

(1) MY actions.
(2) MY beliefs and opinions.
(3) MY nature.


As suspected, they flag and WONT post. Next thing you know, they will either say ‘bring this to general chat’ or some other old EXCUSE.

Hang on, it won’t fully redeem you, but if you make less spelling mistakes I’d certainly respect you more.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / (Turn: Jon)Kongregate D&D [Nefarious - Awakened Horror]

Jon Winter, Rogue, LVL 2
I arrive and make an appraise check on all the items.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Nations of the World 2

Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

God dammit kill off the USA. I want to see him in hell for all the war crimes he committed.

Man, I wonder what my ironic hell punishment will be when I die? I’m thinking experiencing the deaths of everyone who was killed while I was president. Ideas, anyone?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / (Turn: Jon)Kongregate D&D [Nefarious - Awakened Horror]

[What’s your Appraise modifier? Mine’s +6, so unless yours is really good I should probably take a look at them.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / (Turn: Jon)Kongregate D&D [Nefarious - Awakened Horror]

[Dibs on the dagger!]
Jon Winter, Rogue, LVL 2
I awake, a sixth sense telling me that to continue sleeping would be to let someone else get their hands on something that could be mine. I wander around and try to find said loot.
[Incidentally, I think we should think of a name for our party of bandits and bastards. I’m thinking the Defilers of Humanity, or the Night-Clad Scourge.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Nations of the World 2

Yay! 5000th post! Also, I’ll be back.
No, I won’t.
Yes actually I will.
Or probably not.
But maybe.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Interstellar Opportunities(CYOP)

Indeed.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Interstellar Opportunities(CYOP)

Originally posted by myhome16:
Originally posted by NimbusCloud26:

Scout. We don’t want to run into some kind of trap.

How can we run into a trap?
We have a small shipping vessel! WITH A PISTOL!!!!!!!!!!
WE CAN’T LOSE.
fun>logic 9/5 times.

You have learned your lesson well.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / (Turn: Jon)Kongregate D&D [Nefarious - Awakened Horror]

[Haha! Diplomacy +9!]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / (Turn: Jon)Kongregate D&D [Nefarious - Awakened Horror]

Jon Winter, Rogue, LVL 2
I bow slightly, and speak in serious tones. “I have done your bidding, destroyed your enemies. I trust that my reward will be appropriate for my service, but I find myself driven not only by avarice but also by curiosity. What is the purpose of this cult, and what is the purpose of the band of adventurers you have hired?”
[Again, gather information +7]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / (Turn: Jon)Kongregate D&D [Nefarious - Awakened Horror]

[Goooooood.]
Jon Winter, Rogue, LVL 2
I begin looking for senior warlocks.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / (Turn: Jon)Kongregate D&D [Nefarious - Awakened Horror]

[Oh, fuck this guy. Just wondering, how are you with somewhat off the rails stuff?]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / (Turn: Jon)Kongregate D&D [Nefarious - Awakened Horror]

Jon Winter, Rogue, LVL 2
I look suspiciously at the warforged. “So what’s up with this cult anyway?”
[A gather information check +7 and a sense motive +5]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / This or That?

Starcraft.
Mass Effect 1 or Mass Effect 3?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / (Turn: Jon)Kongregate D&D [Nefarious - Awakened Horror]

Jon Winter, Rogue, LVL 2
‘Thanks, Rocky. We’ll probably need them.’
With that stunning display of wit, I start looking for women to seduce.
[I try to emulate the Aragorn character from DM of the Rings.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Nations of the World 2 Auxiliary Thread - Accepting Substitutes

We may never know.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Nations of the World 2 Auxiliary Thread - Accepting Substitutes

I did what I did because Brazil told me that he would support me and then invaded me. And I nuked you, because of the whole “Unconditional Surrender” thing.
EDIT: But for all that, I’m not looking for any support. I knew when I PM’d Happy that the action would destroy America. I don’t mind.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Nations of the World 2 Auxiliary Thread - Accepting Substitutes

Well maybe if I thought I had the slightest chance of actually remaining in control of my country I would have been more restrained.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / (Turn: Jon)Kongregate D&D [Nefarious - Awakened Horror]

Jon Winter, Rogue, LVL 2
I follow Sammy.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Nations of the World 2 Auxiliary Thread - Accepting Substitutes

I envy your certainty.

Actually I don’t, it just seemed appropriately like an appropriately evil thing to say.
 
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Topic: Forum Games / Nations of the World 2 Auxiliary Thread - Accepting Substitutes

Surrender was an option. If you had stepped down, millions of your people’s lives would have been saved.
However, your decision was every bit as logical as my own.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Nations of the World 2

I’d probably feel worse about your insults if you hadn’t already said worse to me so many times. I didn’t care about my citizens as anything more than a means to an end. If you do, then good for you.