Recent posts by Rubentiki on Kongregate

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Topic: Kongregate / KG cheats developers

Cop,uploading crap games with advertising won’t get you anywhere.
What you say is like saying that you don’t get your money for selling your turds.
Anyways,you are uploading inappropriate games,thus you shouldn’t get any money at all.
And don’t go all “but I’m doing my job as a developer I deserve the money”,because this isn’t really a job.It’s an hobby,where you get money from.Sure you might get stuck and have to make games,thus it’s a job.But your not forced. Kongregate pays developers when they upload the games,but if you break the rules,they don’t have to.

 
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Topic: Kings Of The Realm / Question about realms

What’s the realm with less players?What about the most?Also what’s the “best” realm there is?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted but AODSGOPIFSDJO+ISJH+HSRIAJHERS+JS+AERJSGADJSAGD+0HASFI+OHFSD+IHFSA+HIpop98ay*dies* Congratulations,the corruptor died so he can’t corrupt your wish!
I wish for cosmo’s wish to get corrupted.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Why only teens on kong?

An easy “Why” is because kids can be asked “who are you” and they sometimes answer something like"I’m Pootis and I live on Pootland on Pootisville on house number 3 in Pootis Street and my phone number is 66-666-6666 so pls visit and call me"

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get a punch to the balls.
I insert a wish.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted you lose the s…Ewwwwwwwwwww
I wish for GOVIwg8yerow+r4+9o8ysiyhtgpet508w4eytsdioshyP89p989T9YT98AYFDP+00ARPQT2+U´)q3t890y

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How to get a life?

Originally posted by zhs0:
Originally posted by Meistheman:
Originally posted by denamo:
Originally posted by dias17se:

First step is to stop being an anime faggot. Drop that. Rest will come easily.

That picture is from Final Fantasy. A RPG.

I thought it was from Terraria

Is goggle still working?I wanted to put a virus on a school pc

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Moderators

Originally posted by Wtf250:

I don’t understand….

First of all,you can’t be underage.(From your posts I’m certain that you are underage)
Then,do not ask how to be a moderator,it says already in the help and guidelines page.
Then,help people, be friendly,etc for a long time.
Once you feel you are responsible,friendly and helpful, you ask for recommendations from mods and message Kongregate.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Bodybuilding tips for beginners men

Originally posted by Roki123:
Originally posted by Meistheman:
Originally posted by Rolby:

tzz gym is for pussies. real men can train with anything they have at home

I agree with you this time.
I, for example, fap a lot and get some real nice muscles.

rolby faps even more than you and doesn’t have any muscles.

You need a dick to gain muscle.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Kong Kred Ad Exploitation

Originally posted by dias17se:

Wow even if it worked you just had to play good scout boy and ruin fun for ppl to gather a few kreds.. ur the kind of guy no one wants on his soccer team.

That “fun” could actually break kongregate.
Not that fun when all you can read is “sorry,but this company broke and this website is no longer available”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Kongregate will be removed and be replaced with another website called "Loopogamez"

Originally posted by aguspal:

“Child safety Poor”
LMFAO

It’s not safe for you,then

 
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Topic: Kongregate / My Kongregate Account got hacked [Need help!]

Originally posted by PatriotYT1:

Long story short, someone changed my password and email on my main account “PatriotKG”. Is there anyone that can help me retrieve my account back please!

Did you give the pass away?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted,but suddenly, A WILD NOPE.AVI APPEARS!
I wish for a corruption.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Levels

Originally posted by Rich_54321:

why do we have levels and what do they do

It’s for limited brag rights.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The "Make a cat" contest

LE ROLBY CATE

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anyone wanna engage in a rap battle?

Originally posted by Rolby:

yo motherfucker
ur an insult to my avatar
dicksucker
yo the ex-high king may be sick at home
but hes still able to rule ot with google chrome
yea yea word to ur mother
im beating up ur lil brother

i crid evertim
such gay
many rolby
very terrorist

 
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Topic: Off-topic / When you see a pyshopath with a knife that offers you 999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999 dollars

Kill him and take the money.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted,but FUS RO DAH
I wish for a billion dogecoins.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get an opened door to skyhaven temple.
I insert POOTIS

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Kongridle

Originally posted by IdleIdeas:

SumGato shamelessly stole the idea for this game from me when I asked a question in the Kongregate Programming forums. I didn’t realize developers on this site use that forum to farm game ideas, I thought maybe it was to help with programming problems.

He din’t steal your idea,he made a similar but better one.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: You're the enemy!

FUS RO DAH

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

Originally posted by mount2010:

You get a ship.
I insert a shout.

You get a letter saying:Can you stop with that shouting?
I insert FUS RO DAH

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Live, Die, Die Live and Die.

You diw.
I get eaten by vagineer.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Say something that your avatar would

I’LL CRACK YOUR SKULL OPEN WITH MY THUMBS!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Live, Die, Die Live and Die.

I fly and hit you, the spike missed you.
I land on another spike.