Recent posts by GarlicMaster on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Who's the most boring OTer in your opinion?

Everyone else

Topic: Off-topic / What's new, OT?

I did … nothing today. It was a huge waste of time, and I still have a ton of homework. Poor me.

Topic: Off-topic / What was your best kill/death ratio and your best kill streak in any game?

2:0 in street fighter

Topic: Off-topic / MW3 vs. BF3?

Originally posted by Cammy_Justice:

I don’t like either and I am going to suggest you play NMH or Killer7 before we speak again.

What system was the first NMH for? It wasn’t the wii one, was it?

Topic: Off-topic / Who has the best kongregate username in your opinion?

I like ArcadianFire

Topic: Off-topic / The Official Zamininc Fitness Thread

I always listen to this when I work out, gets me pumped

Topic: Off-topic / What if u were an Asian and they said u had a small dick, what would u answer? part 2

Adios amigos

Topic: Off-topic / Robot stuck

John Madden

Topic: Off-topic / Hey Guys.

Originally posted by TheFameBoy64:

this thread needs more participation

I’m not creative enough to think of anything.

Topic: Off-topic / Who do you think is the funniest OTer?

Originally posted by HappyAlcoholic:

Originally posted by xDaniBananix:

That’s actually exactly what it is.

And may I ask what was your reasoning behind that?

It’s David Bowie Avatar Month.

Oh shit thats actually pretty hilarious.

Topic: Off-topic / What if u were an Asian and they said u had a small dick, what would u answer?

Original image

Topic: Off-topic / What if u were an Asian and they said u had a small dick, what would u answer?

isn’t that guy supposed to be holding a shotgun?

I’m surprised someone saw through my photoshop, heres the original image.

Edit: dios mio, mi imagio es muy malo

Topic: Off-topic / What if u were an Asian and they said u had a small dick, what would u answer?

HELLO AMIGOS!!

Hola hombre

Topic: Off-topic / What if u were an Asian and they said u had a small dick, what would u answer?

“No habla english senior”

Topic: Off-topic / I'm a year older, OT.

Originally posted by JohnRulz:

I was twenty-one years when I wrote this song.
I’m twenty-three now but I won’t be for long
Time hurries on.
And the leaves that are green turn to brown,
And they wither with the wind,
And they crumble in your hand.

Once my heart was filled with the love of a girl.
I held her close, but she faded in the night
Like a poem I meant to write.
And the leaves that are green turn to brown,
And they wither with the wind,
And they crumble in your hand.

I threw a pebble in a brook
And watched the ripples run away
And they never made a sound.
And the leaves that are green turn to brown,
And they wither with the wind,
And they crumble in your hand.

Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello,
Good-bye, Good-bye, Good-bye, Good-bye,
That’s all there is.
And the leaves that are green turn to brown.

Leaves that are Green – Simon and Garfunkel

Happy Birthday!

<3

Topic: Off-topic / Name change

Maybe if you run around dissing Christians they will deem it as inappropriate.

Topic: Off-topic / i got a hater :D

>thinks having haters is good

Dat trying to greentext and failed image

Topic: Off-topic / The Off-topic Poem!

There once was a man from OT
Who dreamt he was eating his knee
He awoke with a fright
In the middle of the night
And found that he was a huge fucking faggot

Topic: Off-topic / kong vs 4chan

Originally posted by Strawuni:

4chan doesn’t raid these kind of sites.
If they ever did… that’s another story.

4chan raiding OT? waste of their time, since we have actually “no topic” to defense against, they’ll just come here.. post some pics.. and then leave out of boredom.

4chan raiding anyone? What a bunch of faggots.

Topic: Off-topic / Oh Google Maps, u so funi

I found two men, they are prime susprects

Topic: Off-topic / i got a hater :D

D:

Topic: Off-topic / Body

Originally posted by msicar:

Originally posted by Priffadas:

Originally posted by msicar:

If you really had to kill someone, you wouldn’t do it for reputation

Again, you’d be surprised.

nor would you sit bragging on a forum.

[citation needed]

So someone walked up to you and was like; Yo, you’re a stupid fat nigger.
Then you hit him to death and burned his corpse, and threw it in the river.
Then you went on Kongregate and bragged.

The details were incorrect, but it went something like that, yes.

Then he fucking deserved it.

Topic: Off-topic / Post some good unknown bands.

Thanks Adventure Time

Topic: Off-topic / Rar

Topic: Off-topic / turn to the dark side, we have cookies :). sith academy.

You may be part of the dark side, but I’m a fucking fourteen year old.