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Topic: Off-topic / The Departing Thread

I’m gonna go fuck off now. See you when I feel like it OT.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever sneaked into a house through the window?

Originally posted by IceBomb45:
Originally posted by Vipermonkey5:

Me and my family stayed in a beach house. All of the beach houses looked the same. I went to sleep on the hot sand and when I woke up it was night already. I started walking back to the house that we were staying at. The door was locked so I looked and
saw a screen window. I took off the screen and climbed through. When I turned to go into the living room I saw a fat bearded man and his chubby african american wife sitting in the couch watching Americas Got Talent or something. I immediately booked it out the front door and spent the rest of the night on the beach. It wasn’t great.

holy shit that is so weird because

Me and my family stayed in a beach house. All of the beach houses looked the same. I went to sleep on the hot sand and when I woke up it was night already. I started walking back to the house that we were staying at. The door was locked so I looked and
saw a screen window. I took off the screen and climbed through. When I turned to go into the living room I saw a fat bearded man and his chubby african american wife sitting in the couch watching Americas Got Talent or something. I immediately booked it out the front door and spent the rest of the night on the beach. It wasn’t great.

No way, that happened to me too!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What are you listening to?

Reel Big Fish- Dateless Losers

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Rant Thread

My History teacher can’t fucking spell or check over his tests and that costed me my decent grade on his finals because I couldnt understand what he was talking about. Fucking seriously Mr. Freeman? corps? Ameca? Traditinal?
God damn.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever sneaked into a house through the window?

Me and my family stayed in a beach house. All of the beach houses looked the same. I went to sleep on the hot sand and when I woke up it was night already. I started walking back to the house that we were staying at. The door was locked so I looked and
saw a screen window. I took off the screen and climbed through. When I turned to go into the living room I saw a fat bearded man and his chubby african american wife sitting in the couch watching Americas Got Talent or something. I immediately booked it out the front door and spent the rest of the night on the beach. It wasn’t great.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / how old does ot think i am

86

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Horror Movies and maowees boobz c'mon stop changing ma tytl it rlly worked thanx 4 ruining everything gevock

The Parent Trap

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Predict the word the user above will say to you saying what word you will say when they say a word to you saying a word they will say to you saying a word you will say to them to say to you

“Heh, Wers erybody goin? Bingo?”

 

Topic: Off-topic / Guys I need help! :(

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Topic: Off-topic / Are these the dark ages of OT?

I think we’ve been in the dark ages for a while actually.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Eh?

Canadians

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should chemistry be banned?

I have 9% in Chem.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your OT News!

Change the channel.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So what did you learn today?

I learned that everyone in school recognizes me as that guy that gets insanely mad really quickly.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How has OT affected your daily day irl ??

OT made me more vocal in calling people annoying faggots at school.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's the worst injury you've sustained?

One time I almost cut my finger off because I was dozing off while cutting a mango. Das it tho. I don’t play sports.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which Pokemon you hate the most?

That poodle thing in X/Y. I dun’t like it. Or that weird frog that’s an alternate evolved form of Poliwhirl. I don’t bother remembering their names because I don’t like them.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / duz diz guii luv me?? YES/NO - MIXED SIGNALS!! Haaaalp!!! guii code!!

What hes outside you’re house?
No he doesn’t love you. If he truly loved you, he’d be inside your house, in your closet. Tell this faggo to step it up.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The riddle thread

Obviously, 2 noses. A birth defect. The obvious.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HALP!! Anime faggz needed, urgently!!!

Duuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Errrrrrrrrrrrrmmm
Mhm.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Anti-Furry Anti-Anime Thread!!!

Originally posted by zhs0:


Enemies

(note they are not worthy to have links)
Vipermonkey5

but I sined it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Anti-Furry Anti-Anime Thread!!!

U syne me up.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Just a daily reminder that Pel was still made by aguspal

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What does your avatar mean?

Iz mai waifu dawg.
Check it. Dawg.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are you a psychopath quiz

I got a 3.