Recent posts by Vipermonkey5 on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

6.5/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znoxSwzjI3A

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do older people like my little pony so much? Whats so great about it..>?

Are bronies dying yet?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / RIP OT

RIP

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what is your role on OT?

Having no presense and generally not being remembered for anything special.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / First Date?!?!?!?

1. Silence is the bet music
2. Ur favorite video games
3. Drive fast also get some cops on ur tail aswell
4. Wear a fedora and tailcoat and walk with a cane and also wear a monocle

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How much would you say YOU have changed over the course of your OT career?

I used to be a brony and post epic may mays

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hypoteticall: You are a cop for 24hs.

There have been people stalking my mom for the past month. Like leaving notes in the garden shed in the middle of the night. Calling the house phone, her and my cell. If I was a cop then RIP them.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What OTers do you think give more life to OT?

That guy

 
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Topic: Off-topic / All my friends are gone

Originally posted by DaAzianDragon:

1. Why are all your friends on just the robotics team?
2. Why are you not on the robotics team?
3. Why can’t you make friends?
4. Is half of your school robots that the robotics team made, since they don’t eat.

1. Because my childhood friends are on the team and when I switched to this school in junior year I just hung out with them and their friends. Their friends also happen to be in all my classes so I became friends with them.

2.Becuz lazy

3. Becuz lazy

4. 98% yes

 
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Topic: Off-topic / All my friends are gone

Originally posted by Mikkmar:

Eat food. It’s lunch. What else are you supposed to do?

Half the school doesnt even eat lunch. Like most play basketball or volleyball on the court or sit in the hallway talking to people.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / All my friends are gone

Help. All of my friends were in the robotics team and this month the entire robotics team went to california or something for a competetion and left me all alone. Now I dont know what to do during lunch.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why doesn't Yoshi wear any Clothes?

He isnt real

 
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Topic: Off-topic / MOLESTIA FORUM

Ancient reference there.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My first forum post

But I thought newfags were only that of legend

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Meatballs recipe

Ingredients
Extra-virgin olive oil
1 large onion, 1/4-inch dice
Salt
2 cloves garlic, smashed and chopped
Pinch crushed red pepper
1/2 pound ground beef
1/2 pound ground veal
1/2 pound ground pork
2 large eggs
1 cup grated Parmigiano
1/4 cup finely chopped fresh Italian parsley leaves
1 cup breadcrumbs
1/2 cup water
Marinara Sauce, recipe follows
Marinara Sauce:
1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil
1/4 pound diced pancetta
2 large Spanish onions, cut into 1/4-inch dice
Kosher salt
4 large garlic cloves, smashed and chopped
4 (28-ounce) cans Italian plum San Marzano tomatoes
Directions
Coat a large saute pan with olive oil, add the onions and bring to a medium-high heat. Season the onions generously with salt and cook for about 5 to 7 minutes. The onions should be very soft and aromatic but have no color. Add the garlic and the crushed red pepper and saute for another 1 to 2 minutes. Turn off heat and allow to cool.

In a large bowl combine the meats, eggs, Parmigiano, parsley and bread crumbs. It works well to squish the mixture with your hands. Add the onion mixture and season generously with salt and squish some more. Add the water and do 1 final really good squish. The mixture should be quite wet. Test the seasoning of the mix by making a mini hamburger size patty and cooking it. The mixture should taste really good! If it doesn’t it is probably missing salt. Add more. Add more anyway.

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F.

Shape the meat into desired size. Some people like ’em big some people like ’em small. I prefer meatballs slightly larger than a golf ball. Coat a large saute pan with olive oil and bring to a medium-high heat. Brown the meatballs on all sides. Place them on a cookie sheet and bake them in the preheated oven for about 15 minutes or until the meatballs are cooked all the way through. If using right away, add them to your big pot of marinara sauce. If not using right away, they can be frozen for later use. Serve with pasta and sauce or just eat them straight out of the pot! YUM!

Marinara Sauce:
Coat a large saucepot with olive oil and add the pancetta. Bring the pot to a medium-high heat and cook the pancetta for 4 to 5 minutes. Add the onions, season generously with salt and stir to coat with olive oil. Cook the onions for 6 to 7 minutes stirring frequently. The onions should become very soft and aromatic but have no color. Add the garlic and cook for another 2 to 3 minutes stirring frequently.

Pass the tomatoes through the food mill. Be sure to pass all of the pulp through the holes leaving only the stems and the seeds, and be sure to scrape the pulp off of the bottom of the food mill. That’s all of the big money stuff! Add the tomatoes to the pot and rinse out 1 of the empty tomato cans with water and add that water to the pot (about 2 to 3 cups). Season generously with salt and TASTE IT!!!! Tomatoes take a lot of salt. Season in baby steps and taste every step of the way. Cook the sauce for 2 to 3 hours, stirring occasionally and tasting frequently.

Use the sauce right away on pasta or for any other tomato sauce need. This sauce can also be cooled and stored in the refrigerator for a few days and freezes really well.

Yield: 2 quarts

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you hate school?

Yeah cus when I try talk to that perfect girl she look at me like “wtf you want emo gross skater guy” and that makes me sad because she never gone love me and she in all my classes wtf

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

Pretty good/10

http://youtu.be/8LwYlhqmX8M

 
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Topic: Off-topic / .

☻/ This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over youtube.
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Topic: Off-topic / Is OT declining in popularity?

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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

8/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoWzlQ4w1jI

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How many years are you in Kongregate?

4 or 5 I think?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Wow!

Bop it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Darkness is my only friend

Craaawling in my skiiiiin
Theese wooound they dooo nooot heeaaal

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Did the Bible predict ISIS?

The band?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Help me redchanit!

:^)