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Topic: Off-topic / Why doesn't Yoshi wear any Clothes?

He isnt real

 
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Topic: Off-topic / MOLESTIA FORUM

Ancient reference there.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My first forum post

But I thought newfags were only that of legend

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Meatballs recipe

Ingredients
Extra-virgin olive oil
1 large onion, 1/4-inch dice
Salt
2 cloves garlic, smashed and chopped
Pinch crushed red pepper
1/2 pound ground beef
1/2 pound ground veal
1/2 pound ground pork
2 large eggs
1 cup grated Parmigiano
1/4 cup finely chopped fresh Italian parsley leaves
1 cup breadcrumbs
1/2 cup water
Marinara Sauce, recipe follows
Marinara Sauce:
1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil
1/4 pound diced pancetta
2 large Spanish onions, cut into 1/4-inch dice
Kosher salt
4 large garlic cloves, smashed and chopped
4 (28-ounce) cans Italian plum San Marzano tomatoes
Directions
Coat a large saute pan with olive oil, add the onions and bring to a medium-high heat. Season the onions generously with salt and cook for about 5 to 7 minutes. The onions should be very soft and aromatic but have no color. Add the garlic and the crushed red pepper and saute for another 1 to 2 minutes. Turn off heat and allow to cool.

In a large bowl combine the meats, eggs, Parmigiano, parsley and bread crumbs. It works well to squish the mixture with your hands. Add the onion mixture and season generously with salt and squish some more. Add the water and do 1 final really good squish. The mixture should be quite wet. Test the seasoning of the mix by making a mini hamburger size patty and cooking it. The mixture should taste really good! If it doesn’t it is probably missing salt. Add more. Add more anyway.

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F.

Shape the meat into desired size. Some people like ’em big some people like ’em small. I prefer meatballs slightly larger than a golf ball. Coat a large saute pan with olive oil and bring to a medium-high heat. Brown the meatballs on all sides. Place them on a cookie sheet and bake them in the preheated oven for about 15 minutes or until the meatballs are cooked all the way through. If using right away, add them to your big pot of marinara sauce. If not using right away, they can be frozen for later use. Serve with pasta and sauce or just eat them straight out of the pot! YUM!

Marinara Sauce:
Coat a large saucepot with olive oil and add the pancetta. Bring the pot to a medium-high heat and cook the pancetta for 4 to 5 minutes. Add the onions, season generously with salt and stir to coat with olive oil. Cook the onions for 6 to 7 minutes stirring frequently. The onions should become very soft and aromatic but have no color. Add the garlic and cook for another 2 to 3 minutes stirring frequently.

Pass the tomatoes through the food mill. Be sure to pass all of the pulp through the holes leaving only the stems and the seeds, and be sure to scrape the pulp off of the bottom of the food mill. That’s all of the big money stuff! Add the tomatoes to the pot and rinse out 1 of the empty tomato cans with water and add that water to the pot (about 2 to 3 cups). Season generously with salt and TASTE IT!!!! Tomatoes take a lot of salt. Season in baby steps and taste every step of the way. Cook the sauce for 2 to 3 hours, stirring occasionally and tasting frequently.

Use the sauce right away on pasta or for any other tomato sauce need. This sauce can also be cooled and stored in the refrigerator for a few days and freezes really well.

Yield: 2 quarts

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you hate school?

Yeah cus when I try talk to that perfect girl she look at me like “wtf you want emo gross skater guy” and that makes me sad because she never gone love me and she in all my classes wtf

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

Pretty good/10

http://youtu.be/8LwYlhqmX8M

 
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Topic: Off-topic / .

☻/ This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over youtube.
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Topic: Off-topic / Is OT declining in popularity?

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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

8/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoWzlQ4w1jI

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How many years are you in Kongregate?

4 or 5 I think?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Wow!

Bop it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Darkness is my only friend

Craaawling in my skiiiiin
Theese wooound they dooo nooot heeaaal

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Did the Bible predict ISIS?

The band?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Help me redchanit!

:^)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

Ur funi/10. :^)

http://youtu.be/nUTm4FQut1U

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anime Is Dog Shit (AIDS)

Fuk thos weebs.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How was your Valentine's Day, OT?

;_;

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

-10/10

http://youtu.be/ss3X-wVatEg

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Funny jokes

Why u nevar play poker in jungle?
2 many jaguars!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's your favorite band?

Streetlight Manifesto
The Clash
Weezer
Arctic Monkeys

There are a lot more that I havent listed.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Question

Student.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HAVE YOU EVER EXPIRENCED BULLYING?

Yeah, I was bullied at my old high-school. I saw it as an experience that helped me mature. Best just tell his parents and hope they give a shit. Or he can always just fight back, not the best solution but sometimes it works.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do I make brownies look pretty

Since valentines day is coming up I was gonna make brownies for someone. But i wanted to make it look fancy and shit. I was thinking of topping it with crushed nuts and sliced strawberries but I want some ideas.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

7.5/10
http://youtu.be/wBgp5aDH23g

 
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Topic: Off-topic / >there are people in the world that dont eat meat

lol funny may may arrows.