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Topic: Off-topic / Minecraft

Minecraft? More like Minecrap LOLOLLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOL

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who makes your heart go doki doki?

Blood pressure

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A girl is stalking me

Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:

What would you rate her on a scale of 1-10?

A 5. She looks a bit like a 12 year old.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A girl is stalking me

This girl one grade below me has been going to every person that knows me and asking questions about me. I’ve also been getting strange letters and gifts that have been placed in my bag during lunch when I wasnt looking. Yesterday she was asking all my friends for my phone number then slipped a piece of paper with her phone number into my bag during lunch. I don’t know what to do. I’m kind of scared right now. I told her that I wasnt intrested but she just keeps coming.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Whats your profile picture and how did you get it?

Muh waifu

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Conspiracy theories

Originally posted by Fronebular:

The FEMINIST CONSPIRACY is the only one worthy of mention man! Don’t you know how it’s been the plan of all women for over a millennium to enslave all men?!

Mang dey frendzone me all da tyme. I kno how you mean.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

FuckingAmazing/10

http://youtu.be/jxMJ8oIJ3sQ

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Briefly describe your greatest issue in life right now.

My Mom is depressed to fuck and on the verge of suicide after cutting ties with the rest of my family because she found many incriminating things about my family that I am not allowed to disclose.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The [Official] Halloween 2014 Masterthread

Originally posted by 123kittycat101:

Friend 2 says hes going to dress up as a neckbeard.

Oh, you mean a Brony?

Well, he did buy a MLP shirt for his costume. He also bought a fat suit and a fedora.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The [Official] Halloween 2014 Masterthread

I dislike my family so I’m going with my friends this year. Friend 1 is dressing up in a dumb skin tight suit and Friend 2 says hes going to dress up as a “neckbeard”. I’m dressing up as a normal guy.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Last thread for us.

Originally posted by Eliens:
Originally posted by GearsChicken:

Okay, so she’s 12 and you are too, you’re just lying about your age.

Her age is a secret.

Also im actually 22 just im invisible to everyone but Elisha and Fluffy

also times up for me walks away

unsheathes katana
Heh u aint walkin away from me teleports behind you
pssh nothin personnel kid…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Happy early Halloween!

Heres your present.
A really good korean webtoon

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If go with your friends to the beach, what would you do?

Go home. I hate the beach.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Last thread for us.

Who cares?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What would you teach?

Culinary or Guitar since those are the only things I’m good at.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should we shame SpongeBob SquarePants watchers?

Who cares

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

6.5/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYMQyp5xMcQ

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who is the smartest OTer? No voting for yourself

Anon

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you wear shoes with laces or velcro

I’m not 8 years old so I wear laces.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever met an OTer IRL before and who?

Yeah
Zoronii

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 36 hours to go

listen to the above guy…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Game you are in the middle of playing?

Starting the DLC for Dark Souls 2

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Not sure if I posted picture before, but here. Red beanie guy is me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Students at Public schools are more repectful than at Private schools

At my last school the kids there were major pricks. Everyone wanted to start a fight with me, called me a punk, and had the nerve to call me “unstable” and “a punk” just for kicking their asses when they started a fight with me and have been harassing me for two years. Then this year I just moved schools to a Public school for my Junior year and already I see that the people here aren’t as stupidly hostile for no reason. I walk down the hallway, guy trips me gives me the death stare and walks away. Next day he comes up to me in the hallway and apologizes in the most nonchalant way possible. Meanwhile at my old school, they’re STILL talking trash about me and talking about how much of a “troublemaker” I was.

tl:dr
Kids at Private schools are spoiled brats and need to get off their high horse.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Itchy butthole

i know that feel brother