Recent posts by tHErofLwaffLe on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official AdVenture Capitalist Thread!

IT’S HAPPENING

CHRISTMAS JUST CAME EARLY
AND SO DID I

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Kongristmas Secret Greg 2014 - 23/35 presents received

23/35 presents received

literally the worst christmas ever

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Christmas Spirit

Here’s my favorite Christmas song.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Post your desktop [HERE]!

uuuuuuuuuuuu~

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Please stop calling people trolls

gtfo u troller
dont u know that ppl kill thmsevles becoz they get troled on the intrnet

 

Topic: Off-topic / >tfw i was harassing other users (especially moderators), constant racist/hateful language, frequent inappropriate forum posts; permawarning issued

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Topic: Off-topic / >tfw i was harassing other users (especially moderators), constant racist/hateful language, frequent inappropriate forum posts; permawarning issued

If you’re gonna pull a martyr move, make sure to do it at the Kong HQ in San Francisco.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / And....

Originally posted by IAmTheCandyman:

This isn’t really a topic for Serious Discussion. Personal romantic advice would be better suited to the Off-Topic forum.

Please be sure to check the forum guidelines before posting here!

why did you move it here instead of locking it
do your “job” right next time

 
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Topic: Off-topic / >tfw i was harassing other users (especially moderators), constant racist/hateful language, frequent inappropriate forum posts; permawarning issued

Was getting permawarned part of your plan?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Minecraft

Honestly, this argument doesn’t look like it’s going anywhere.

The mods should keep it open, though, to contain it. I mean it’s not like there’s other ways to do it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / cute people die because of u

Cyberbullying doesn’t exist.
Bullying, however, does.
It’s just a bunch of pixels on a screen. Mark them as spam or delete them. You don’t know these people in real life, so why should their negative opinions on your stuff affect you that badly?

 

Topic: Off-topic / Everybody in the world has ebola except you

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Topic: Off-topic / You know guys, I'm disappointed none of you has posted this yet

A FORCE NOT OF STRENGTH, NOT OF SPEED, BUT OF AUTISM

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Kongristmas Secret Greg 2014 - 23/35 presents received

tfw first person to turn in their gift

goml scrubs

 
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Topic: Off-topic / NEW AVATAR

9/11

 

Topic: Off-topic / Minecraft

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Topic: Off-topic / NEW AVATAR

I see FrostyGoatse has been reading the latest issue of The Fedora’d Gentleman.

 

Topic: Off-topic / Old religious ladies.

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Topic: Off-topic / Friends here :D

Wait what were we doing again

I didn’t think we were actually doing anything in the first place and only shitposted here to tell offensive jokes

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ...Are you fucking serious?

Battleship is English not your first language or did you skip grades K-8 and go straight into high school

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If I quit my job, will I lose my 401k?

Originally posted by Zaminick (undefined):

It would be extremely painful…

your a big gay

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Friends here :D

What’s the difference between a dick and a joke?
The OP can’t take all these jokes.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / the official death battle thread

dario64 vs. his dad’s belt

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Kongristmas Secret Greg 2014 - 23/35 presents received

Originally posted by Wtf250:

Signed here.

Can you not read?

Originally posted by oOTrentOo:
Originally posted by sabercow:

Signing up

lol a little l8

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by Thunderpool:

I would like to sign up.

Signups ended 3 weeks ago.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Friends here :D

Who are the world’s fastest readers?
New Yorkers; some of them can go through 110 stories in five seconds.