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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

You a real nigga.

Pokarnor

Whatever happened to that guy anyway?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How would you think if BING BOUGHT GOOGLE? ?

How would you think if BING BOUGHT GOOGLE? ?

I would still think with my brain. How else?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Next extinct animal

Originally posted by abraaz:

Humankind.

Originally posted by andyb112:

humans

lol no
We will endure.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Pancakes or Waffles

Originally posted by Pokerpo:

TheLmaoPancake

ayy lmao

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official/Commonly used Threads Masterthread (Read before making a thread!)

Originally posted by Pokerpo:
Originally posted by TheNeW13yRsOld:
Originally posted by Meistheman:

This thread is not useful.

Agreed.

,just stfu u gay faggot

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Pancakes or Waffles

Pancakes.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Mustard or Ketchup on hotdog

I put mustard, ketchup, mayonnaise, tomatoes, onions, and jalapeños on my hotdogs.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Next extinct animal

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:
Originally posted by Tissue:

Can I nominate mosquitoes?

*Female mosquitoes to be exact. Male ones do not drink our blood.

You can’t wipe out a whole sex of a species and keep the other.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hey I'm a Brony!

Here.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Next extinct animal

Hopefully mosquitos.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I Hate My Mom

Originally posted by 123kittycat101:
Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:

Before you hate your mom, remember this – there are kids in this world who’ve been abandoned by their own mothers since birth, or even childhood.

Would you prefer living like that as well?

DON’T FORGET THE STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA, BRO. THEY COULD HAVE ATE THAT HAMBURGER WITH MAYONNAISE ON IT.

Why do people always say this? As if you would have taken his hamburger, put it in a shipping crate, and shipped it to Africa for ~3 starving children to eat a rotten maggot-infested mess.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / WHY do people laugh at stupid shit?... (One-of-a-kind thread)

Originally posted by aguspal:

…Because that’s the only thing you have to laugh at, your life consists on a sad and pathetic life, where you are the forever alone in your classroom, your classmates mock you, you didn’t care at first, but you started caring because you just thought: “Why is everyone a moron and I’m not?They have friends, girlfriends, they have everything, a smart person, can’t have. Why god?! Why?!” and then you started to hate human beings, you started to hate your family, your friends, you lost your friends because you realized they weren’t your real friends, they just mocked you along with the other students and then, you stole money from your parents and went to a slum, there you talked to a big black guy, who led you to an arms dealer, you bought a gun, because you knew you had to do something about it, you couldn’t take it anymore, could you?After that, you waited to go to school, there you waited four hours, being mocked, your hatred for them only got bigger and then, that cunt, yes, that cunt, who always mocked you, you followed him after school, he didn’t realize it because he was stupid and then, it happened , yes, you shot him, noone heard it though, so, obviously, you had a garbage bag in your backpack, you put him in the garbage bag, took him to the junkyard and left the body there, suddenly, you realized something. You realized that, there wasn’t a God, but people could act like God and then, you knew you were the only one who could act like God , so, next day, you followed a bunch of your classmates and killed them all, you got so happy and laughed so hard when you killed them, it was like the sweet taste of revenge, people talked about students being murdered in the news and you knew noone could find it out, because you did it so well, that noone could think you are a suspect and then you realized, that you were the one and real God .

You know what? You’re absolutely right. You’ve always been right and you’ll always be right. Nothing you say is wrong. How can I argue with your logic? Since you’re always right, you must be omnipotent to have acquired so much knowledge about everything in the entire universe. Are you omnipotent? You must be God since you obviously know everything there is to know. Hey, you know what? You should join your school’s debate team. You’re a real shoe-in for that since every opposing point would be so awe-struck by your name-calling and slander that they would be forced to forfeit the entire debate competition. No one can match your great skills of arguing which consists mainly of silly “ur mom” jokes and calling other people names like “faglord”. There’s no point in anyone arguing with you since everything you’ve ever said and ever will say is correct. Let’s stop this argument here, unless you’d like to have the last word AGAIN. Nah, you’re going to respond anyway about how I’m wrong and you’re right. I’ll just get off now because I have a lot of better things to do than have a pointless argument with some stupid bully on the internet who thinks he’s right about everything.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How often do YOU kill threads?

Originally posted by aguspal:

I have recently noticed a pattern:

Whenever I “kill” threads, its usually because I am right/won the argument or discussion, and the other side wont admit it…

You know what? You’re absolutely right. You’ve always been right and you’ll always be right. Nothing you say is wrong. How can I argue with your logic? Since you’re always right, you must be omnipotent to have acquired so much knowledge about everything in the entire universe. Are you omnipotent? You must be God since you obviously know everything there is to know. Hey, you know what? You should join your school’s debate team. You’re a real shoe-in for that since every opposing point would be so awe-struck by your name-calling and slander that they would be forced to forfeit the entire debate competition. No one can match your great skills of arguing which consists mainly of silly “ur mom” jokes and calling other people names like “faglord”. There’s no point in anyone arguing with you since everything you’ve ever said and ever will say is correct. Let’s stop this argument here, unless you’d like to have the last word AGAIN. Nah, you’re going to respond anyway about how I’m wrong and you’re right. I’ll just get off now because I have a lot of better things to do than have a pointless argument with some stupid bully on the internet who thinks he’s right about everything.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If your blood was green, and everyone wanted to drink it..

I would charge $10 for a gallon.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Today in Miiverse I pwned a guy in a argument

Originally posted by VanHalen1:

I don’t understand why you’re so obsessed with her. It’s like she’s the only thing you talk about…

He’s autistic (not kidding). Pokémon and Nintendo are his fixations.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / lol i trol u xd

Originally posted by nikolas10161:

Lol the troll has a profile picture of Pinkie Pie how appropriate.

the troll
SpearDudezor
troll
lol i trol u xd
xddddddd dicsucc
troll
troll
troll
troll
troll
SpearDudezor
troll

lol what

 

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Topic: Off-topic / How's my new avatar

Originally posted by Gabidou99:

Welcome to Quote Pyramid heaven.

Quote pyramids are a spawn of Satan.

 

Topic: Off-topic / New OT's Official Tinychat Thread (NEWT)

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Topic: Off-topic / New OT's Official Tinychat Thread (NEWT)

dude wtf dont spam

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Lucky Charms

Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one who enjoys the oats as much as the marshmallows.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official Angry Video Game Nerd Thread

I abhor video game commentators and reviewers.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / IT'S THE [Removed]

Originally posted by adv0catus:
Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:

How wouold you represent something such as a “Pornocalypse”?

I would PM you the answer if I was sure you wouldn’t report me for it.

Can’t report PMs.

But you can screenshot a PM and send it to an admin.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / IT'S THE [Removed]

How wouold you represent something such as a “Pornocalypse”?

I would PM you the answer if I was sure you wouldn’t report me for it.