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Topic: Off-topic / Favorite Taco Bell meal

Originally posted by MelbourneBoy:
Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by Seesine:
Originally posted by HappyYay:

literally never been to taco bell


Originally posted by aguspal:

Never been on it

Don’t bother going; it’s disgusting.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / so i might light myself on fire soon

Step 1: keep your lighter hidden in one of the pockets of your jinco jeans
Step 2: tip your fedora at the minister as you walk in as a sign of trust
Step 3: go into the bathroom and pour the bottle of gasoline you brought with you
Step 4: if asked, it’s your anti-friendzone cologne you use to attract females
Step 5: before the priest dumps your face into the water light yourself on fire
Step 5: take your clothes off, grab your fluttershy dakimakura and sprint out of there and ride your bike home

Hope this helps. =^)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Search '[your name] the Hedgehog' and post results.

Originally posted by cesarcurado:

wtf

Same.


Get a load of this shithead.

 

Topic: Off-topic / new copypasta (MAKE SURE ZAMININC READS THIS)

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Topic: Off-topic / HEIL ZAMININC

Originally posted by MelbourneBoy:

My god… Someone bring back all the Alpaca Spam again. niceman555 thread’s are useless.

Yeah, let’s counter shitposts with even more shitposts.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So i just bought my dream car lol

I knew I remembered that car name from somewhere.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What would happen to you if you put ketchup in your eyes?

Originally posted by spookyskeleton:
Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:

You would probably die of absolute retardation.

you sure?

I know from experience.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What would happen to you if you put ketchup in your eyes?

You would probably die of absolute retardation.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A Girl Said Hi To Me

Rape her so that she has to become your wife.
It is what Allah would want.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What food taste good dipped in milk

Ricin

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do people smoke?

Originally posted by Vipermonkey5:

Just a little update.
I actually kept 3 cigarettes from the pack because I’m a stupid idiot, smoked them, and now I really don’t feel well. I probably should have listened to those of you that said to throw it all away.

Goddammit. Now you’re addicted.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

2/10 sounded like an animu fighting game song
Ice Cream

 
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Topic: Off-topic / xX**OT BATTLES OFFICIAL**Xx

Originally posted by niceman555:
Because you’re a below average OTer who makes lame comments?
Originally posted by StOtS:
Originally posted by niceman555:
Originally posted by Boomibom:

Why ain’t I in da battle ;_;

No offense you are a below average OTer. Atleast I don’t make lame comments.

I’ll just ignore some people who like picking on a retarded white 13 year old. You won. You beat me in a battle of wits. A battle of wits that have no meaning but to make another person angry for no reason. I have gotten better recently, but its only these threads and some other posters that like picking on a kid. I don’t care if a useless OTer is better than me, like that makes sense. Please see this and say, “Ok.” My random outburst to show my side of comedy was from my opinion. Anybody who hates me so much that when I am in the fu­­cking mood that I am never in now when I post and attack for no reason, leave me the f­uc­k alone, you nasty trolls.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hey IAmTheCandyman

>He takes his “job” very seriously

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Thread about IAmTheCandyman

Watch as someone makes an IAmTheCandyyman alt as an elaborate ruse to make everyone think he’s him.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Rant Thread

So my school is pretty fucking retarded in many aspects, from memespouting on the morning news program to canceling the Senior Sunset event at the end of this year because some retards snuck alcohol into the Senior Sunrise event last week.

But this time they’ve really pushed me over the edge. My school has four house offices for the four different classroom building areas throughout the school. It has four counselors–one for each house office. All students have one of these counselors. I don’t know if we’re assigned our counselors or if we’re given them by randomization. Anyway, I have this one counselor lady. I’ve been wanting to go to her to ask if I could change a class in my schedule. I was originally supposed to have Weight Training for both semesters but somehow along the way the system fucked everything up and I went to weight training for about three different days. Then they switched me out of that for no particular reason other than that it wouldn’t have corresponded with my new schedule and they gave me Team Sports for both semesters. This really pissed me off since I was really looking forward to taking that class. So for the past two days I’ve been trying to see my counselor to get her to switch me out of team sports and put me in the second option I chose for an elective, which is Auto Tech. However for whatever dumb reason she’s been “unavailable” at the moment. Either she’s “not seeing students right now” or “she’s not here yet, she’ll be back tomorrow”. Okay, I guess she gets paid to not see students, because if that’s the case then she’s pretty damn good at her job.
Something needs to be done about this because I’m seriously about to lose my shit.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / xX**OT BATTLES OFFICIAL**Xx

No.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How dare you

Wow I guess there is someone on this site who is a bigger faggot than you, GDC.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you ride this water slide? The worlds tallest water slide!!

Sure it looks like fun.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Yeah, the moderation on OT is totally okay

#MODB055

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are there any Decent Lets plays of Five Nights at freddys?

There are no good LPers on YouTube.
Well not anymore.
RIP in RIP GameGrumps

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ZIKKUBAR: EPISODE 1, PILOT

0/10 End your life.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New OT's Official Tinychat Thread (NEWT)

Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:
Originally posted by oOTrentOo:

KongregationTC – Owned by Zam

Moderators: Zam, TheRoflWaffle, Caravine, braves055, superfastjelly

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are you fucking kidding me Nintendo?

m8
/3/

 
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Topic: Tyrant / Signyfikanc of T-NASH

ye man i hear u cuz i here u