Recent posts by tHErofLwaffLe on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Fill me in

peoeple shit posted

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Wake me up

STANDING

 
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Topic: Off-topic / there is a fucking huge spider in my bedroom

Welp OP’s dead

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do this and get your score

You’re a troll because you say stuff likr that you know isn’t true and try to bait me into raging.

Here’s a quick guide on how to avoid getting trolled to save your asshole from any future pain, friendo.

Step 1. Don’t respond.

For the sake of your dignity please feel free to follow this simple plan.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Classic Niceman, Old Niceman, or New Niceman?

At least classic niceman had the decency to not copy other users to try to fit in.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / there is a fucking huge spider in my bedroom

Take a picture and post it here.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Roast the user above you

You, along with 15man, are one of the most predictable users on this entire forum. Whenever I see that either aguspal or Gabidou have posted in a thread and then see that you’ve posted in the same thread I can guarantee your post will have something to do with calling aguspal a subhuman or calling Gabidou an autist. Also your avatar and over-sized breast implants are both shit.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do this and get your score

Originally posted by curadocesar0:
Originally posted by DaAzianDragon:

10

10

10

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Roast the user above you

Your dakimakura will never love you

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Roast the user above you

YOU SMELL

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Music Worse than Justin Bieber

Originally posted by ajx30009:
Originally posted by vegetarian:

Katy Perry. Her voice makes me gag and not in the good way either. Also those screamo things. Ick.

You can go fuck yourself

lol
Go throw rocks at a church or something, kid.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Post here if you want your butt abused.

ok

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favorite Number

18

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are you afraid of anything?

I spend every waking moment of my life in fear that there may be a skeleton nearby

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Create new internet laws

Originally posted by Kuzco12:

The copypastas. Just why? They aren’t even funny anymore. Dang.

Who do you think you are? Do you think that you’re funny? Do you think that you’re better than us? You’re complaining about shitposting and yet you’re doing exactly the same thing with your unwanted posts. Our shitposts are the salt and earth of the entire forum. They are funny in context and make you feel a part of something you would otherwise not have. Now, we have cunts like you trying to judge us. Well you know what? You aren’t as bad as us, no, you’re worse. You’re coming to a forum that you don’t enjoy, to moan about posts you don’t enjoy, and judge others on what they post. You call us sad little men, but we’re doing something we find fun, you’re just trying to make your sad little life better by posting opinions on a forum where you don’t belong. I understand that the only joy you have in your shitty little life is insulting others for how they choose to entertain themselves, but you seriously need to fuck off.

You don’t understand our culture, our mindset, or our happiness. You just need to crawl back to the hole that you came out of so we can carry on enjoying our lives, as meaningless as they may be. Some of my sympathies are with you as I understand how shitty life must be FOR YOU.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Create new internet laws

Originally posted by CYRYYY:
Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:

LEGALIZE MANDATORY FUNPOSTING

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Wow, your an asshole. You want to scare me? OOH, big bad navy seal. 300 kills. Your such a bad ass! OH, I am SO sorry to have provoked your wrath! You should ask yourself, did I DIRECTLY challenge you? Did I TELL YOU SPECIFICALLY that I WANTED to beat your ass? No I did NOT! I said I was a pacifist. I even said I DON"T want to fight you. You should read the posts more carefully before you decide to lash out hatefully and threaten me. This was simply about how I don’t (lift? No, I do not lift things, if your talking about weights or something) or exercise, I don’t care to, and I don’t like bacon. You took this to a WHOLE other level. I was just defending myself from YOUR spiteful comment where you made fun of me for simply not liking bacon and that I don’t lift weights. You, and that other buddy of yours, should calm down. And you do not scare me. I’ve come close to death a few times, and I’m not scared of it. I accept it. I’ve been robbed before, and have felt the blade against my neck. And I’ve been fucked with and threatened my WHOLE life from ALOT of other people, even from my own dad! He is tough and unforgiving. I grew up in a military family. My dad graduated from West Point (Lt. Col) and fought in Vietnam, for your freedoms and mine, like that of freedom of speech (be it threatening, hateful, and mocking like yours) and mine (where I was simply standing up for myself when you made fun of me). And I am not a kiddo, I’m 30. And it’s funny how you click “like” on your own comments. How egotistical. I’m done now.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Create new internet laws

LEGALIZE MANDATORY FUNPOSTING

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Does your writing pass the Hemingway test?

Good job niceman

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [OT OFFICIAL ELIMINATION GAMES] Season Five [FINISHED]

Originally posted by Pokerpo:
Originally posted by James146:

Since Pokerpo was the last to be eliminated, I presume that the first to be eliminated is the most liked in this election.

?????????????????

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [OT OFFICIAL ELIMINATION GAMES] Season Five [FINISHED]

I am also posting this from neither a PC or my cellphone so bye.

Aguspal the almighty shaman mouse has mastered the power of posting using magical mind powers

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ISIS Deathmatch

Wow what a disappointment. Nothing good even happened and it didn’t look like there was anything stopping the guy from taking off the hood, grabbing the hammer, and going to town on this so-called torturer. It’s a load of shit—don’t bother downloading it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are they any chicks on OTers?

im a girl

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [OT OFFICIAL ELIMINATION GAMES] Season Five [FINISHED]

MFT

Now please end the popularity contests.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Presidential Candidates Poll/Discussion

Originally posted by 22radioactive22:
Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:

If Donald Trump becomes president I will love him forever because I’m racist, sexist, and I know that he doesn’t give a shit about people with less than 85 million dollars.

Learn to read English or get out of my country.

Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:

If any candidate besides Rand Paul, Ben Carson, or even Bernie Sanders becomes president I will move out of the country for the next 4-8 years.