Recent posts by tHErofLwaffLe on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Integrity/Character/Honesty

Originally posted by Aleazor:
Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:
F*ck you dude. -Aleazor

Swearing isn’t prohibited in OT. You’re putting the word in our heads when we read it anyways so there’s no reason to censor it.

Do you have a dog in this fight?
No? Then shut up.
‘Tee Hee, Aleazor swore.’ What are you 12?
I censor myself because it’s obvious that people like you can’t handle it.

aww u seem troubles
did someone lose their binky

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Integrity/Character/Honesty

F*ck you dude. -Aleazor

Swearing isn’t prohibited in OT. You’re putting the word in our heads when we read it anyways so there’s no reason to censor it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why piracy is not the same as theft

I hate those ads that tell me that I wouldn’t “illegally” download a car.
YES I WOULD
I WOULD DOWNLOAD A BRAND NEW DODGE DART II IF I COULD

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New OT's Official Tinychat Thread (NEWT)

Originally posted by oOTrentOo:

KongregationTC – Owned by Zam

Moderators: Zam, TheRoflWaffle, Caravine, braves055, superfastjelly, ReallyIntoBooks

It’s time fuckers

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official OT Flamewar Quarantine Initiative Thread

You do realize there’s zero chance of this even working, right?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I’ll just ignore some people who like picking on a retarded white 13 year old. You won. You beat me in a battle of wits. A battle of wits that have no meaning but to make another person angry for no reason. I have gotten better recently, but its only thes

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel’s rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?

You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn’t crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.

You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn’t make you. You are Satan’s spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with
you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn’t validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together.
You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.

Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T. and your future doesn’t look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won’t have to go into the sewers in search of your git.

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.12 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.

On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister’s training bra. Don’t bother opening the door when you leave – you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clot pole ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. May your spouse be blessed with many bastards.

You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused yourself in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would not have a clue. If you were a movie you would be a double feature; Battlefield_Earth and Moron_Movies_II. You would be out of focus.

You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won’t make it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which became unbearable when you crawled out of a harpy’s lair.

It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws of nature. I must apologize. I can’t go on. This is my epiphany of stupid. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while. I don’t think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well … it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective… Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us “normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are “challenged” persons in this world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to what you wrote. It just wouldn’t have been “right.” Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, EDLINoid, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dyspeptic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, and Generally Not Good.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I will destroy the U.S. government

Originally posted by DanielMontgomery:
Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:
Originally posted by DanielMontgomery:

Ebola-chan I hope you break both your legs OFF after that I hope that you manage to stop the bleeding but then suffer gangrene after which you slowly chase the gain green cutting it off until you’re just a torso and then I want you to die alone surrounded by your self mutilated and unidentifiable body parts.

#fearfullsheep!

wow meanie ;_;

I’m your evil nemesis of course I’m supposed to be a meanie!

Oh stop being so tsundere, Daniel-kun!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I will destroy the U.S. government

Originally posted by DanielMontgomery:

Ebola-chan I hope you break both your legs OFF after that I hope that you manage to stop the bleeding but then suffer gangrene after which you slowly chase the gain green cutting it off until you’re just a torso and then I want you to die alone surrounded by your self mutilated and unidentifiable body parts.

#fearfullsheep!

wow meanie ;_;

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I will destroy the U.S. government

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / WHAT DO U CALL A GAY QUEBECOIS????

You could have said Queerbecois.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why evolution is false.

If God is real, why am I euphoric by my own intellectual intelligence?

Atheism: /r/frontpage
Religion: -666 downvotes

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I’ll just ignore some people who like picking on a retarded white 13 year old. You won. You beat me in a battle of wits. A battle of wits that have no meaning but to make another person angry for no reason. I have gotten better recently, but its only thes

When i was 10 i kept saying guess what chicken butt all the time i was ten fuck you so then my step dad does it back but he keeps doing it all sardonicly and i see the error of my ways so as a plan to get his attention off of it I went to my bedroom and jumped out the window first floor dont worry im okay he gets mad cuz we live in alaska and hes all dont jump out the window god dammit if you break that window your going to freeze to death and he spanked me and i said I did it to get you to stop so tgat kids is how i learned the error of my ways bye thabks for reading

 
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Topic: Off-topic / MEWTWO IS RETURNING & RIDLEY IS STILL A FUCKING BOSS!!!!!!!

Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:
Originally posted by andyb112:
Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:
Originally posted by andyb112:

>third from the 2nd-bottom right

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

I have no idea.

If I pulled it off, would he die?

I imagine it would be extremely painful.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Personal favorite RAGEish/Butthurt wall of text directed at you? (Friendly thread)

lol this one fag

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should we cut NASA's budget?

But we have to know how to colonize a new planet when ours is destroyed by the Intergalactic Secret Invasion State lead by the Zionist lizard men.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Zam, comrade, we missed you

Originally posted by teh_hobo:
Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:
Originally posted by teh_hobo:
Originally posted by Pure_Swag:

wat da hell is a zam? ? ?

What needs to be capitalized and is spelled incorrectly, da isn’t a word and the spaces inbetween question marks are unnecessary.

You misspelled “the” in your username.

This was on purpose.

So is everything Pure_Swag is misspelling in his posts.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Regrets?

Originally posted by timetodie420:
Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:

I regret opening this thread only to see a bunch of sorry sissy sadsacks moping about their “problems”.

Then don’t open the thread dude

If you’re so ashamed of your username make another account or follow your current usernames guidance and smoke some dank 420 kush die.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / MEWTWO IS RETURNING & RIDLEY IS STILL A FUCKING BOSS!!!!!!!

Discuss how Nintendo needed to pump out a new DLC a month after the games release because they realized people would get bored of the game soon

You should expect a Dunsparce DLC by next month.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Zam, comrade, we missed you

Originally posted by teh_hobo:
Originally posted by Pure_Swag:

wat da hell is a zam? ? ?

What needs to be capitalized and is spelled incorrectly, da isn’t a word and the spaces inbetween question marks are unnecessary.

You misspelled “the” in your username.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Regrets?

I regret opening this thread only to see a bunch of sorry sissy sadsacks moping about their “problems”.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Does it piss you off when you get a lemon wedge in your water or iced tea?

I like some flavor in what I drink whenever I’m eating. I wouldn’t order water in a restaurant in the first place.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Niceman raps

Every time I read your “raps” I can’t help but sing them in my head to the tune of this because you’re impossible to take seriously.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is exactly the point of Laughtrack?

Originally posted by aguspal:

I am going to lock this thread if you dont behave yourselves.

Who’s misbehaving?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The OT thread not the Battleship/Battleshit thread.

Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:
Originally posted by aguspal:

GO GO GO!

TAKE COVER!
ENEMY DOWN!

NICE SHOT!

ALPHA SIDE!

BRAVO SIDE!

FUCK I DONT WANNA DIE!!!!

(Please get the reference)

Teletubbies

Wow random xDDDDDDD

Specify for us what you’re even referencing.
You could be referencing a million things.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The OT thread not the Battleship/Battleshit thread.

Originally posted by Battleship203:
Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:

You are a furry and you cannot deny that.

Actually I can.

Why do you have your fursona as your avatar then?