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Topic: General Gaming / Call of duty black ops Five solo strategy.

It seems to work well for the syndicate project (rape train bit anyways). But I have collated extensive observations of zombie players actions and have concluded that this strategy is good for beginers. GIVE ME A ROUND 50 GUIDE THEN.

Topic: General Gaming / Call of duty black ops Five solo strategy.

Rounds1-2: Shoot the zombies 4 times with your pistol then knife. (Buy quick revive, it is basically the second chance perk)
Round3: full mag then knife (if out of ammo buy the M14 and hit them one number before the tally and then knife 4 more points)
Round4: 2 mags then knife.
Continue using the M14 unless you have max ammo then use pistol (3 mags round 5 etc.)
Open the door and lift. Next wait until you have 5000 points then go downstairs and open all areas + buy the MP5K. When you can but the stakeout. Now run the rape train. Here is how.
1. use the bottom area of the middle floor to run around in circles.
2. Next kill the zombies infront with your stake out or dodge if you can (tip, use half the ammo capacity in the gun then reload)
3. when you have a huge crowd behind you turn around then blast them away with the MP5K.
4. Bounce frags as well to make crawlers.
5. Rinse and reepeat.
After you have 5000 poonts open the lift to the power level and turn the switch on. Then open the room with the box (look for a blue light in the windows). And hit it for the or SPAS-12.
Then go upstairs switch on the DEFCON switches until DEFCON 4.
Buy Juggernog. Continue the rapetrain method buying all the other perks when you can. Pentagon Thief guide. Eventually the jackass will come to take your gun. Here is the guide to take him down.
1. Frag his spawn area (in the middle level the teleporter from the catwalk cook to 3)
2. blast him with your shotgun.
3. when he takes your shotgun follow him and blast him with the MP5K
4. continue till he dies.
5. Use the fire sale to hit the box.
Continuation of main strategy.
When you can pack a punch the MP5K. Keep the MP5K and have a one hit kill weapon as well as it (raygun preferably, pack a punch that when you can if you have it too).
Continue the rapetrain until you go down then get revived but you may not make it to juggernog in time.
With this method you could get to round 30 and over.
Hope this helps :D.

Topic: Off-topic / How the world will REALLY end!

Stop it religious men. Science is fighting a winning battle against the bibles made up shit. Reading religious books won’t do crap to this discussion. I don’t think it will happen though. I believe in no religion only real life and science as well as logic. If anything the government could make an epic mistake and somehow cause the world to end. But I hate stupid conspiracies. And what are SD and OT as well as what the letters mean.

Topic: Serious Discussion / End of the world: 2012 or not?

I will live my life. I WILL NOT GO 3 DAYS AFTER MY BIRTHDAY NEXT YEAR. Many predictions were made.

1.2000 the millenium bug. All computers fail
2.2003 blood rain and earthquakes
32006 devil
4 Y2K all nukes launching and planes failing etc

My answers
1. Weiird conspiracy
2.Didn’t happen
3. I mean come on
4. That was a time and date computing problem as said by vika Tae

Many think Y2K would really happen in 2012 but I think 2038 time and date but more complicated will happen. Earthquakes shattering earth. Hmmmmm Not for a million years. Pole reverse. Happened many a time before but did fuck all to life. Yellowstone. Might destroy a huge bit of america but not much else. Meteors. I dunno but one that could hit us won’t for hundreds of years. Sun going kablamo. Not for 5 million years. Cracking earth. WTF. Viruses. we killed Smallpox and we could imply the same tactics as we did to kill all other virus’s. Flooding earth due to global warming. Meh i dunno. I think that some event could happen (Middle East weirds cause of fanatical supporters of the dead bin laden.). But seriously guys lets live our lives man. Many think earth will end in 2979.

Topic: General Gaming / 10 reasons why Halo: Reach sucks

I am not a sheep. My experiences with games have been varied. I have played some for a wekk or 2 then stopped but Fallout3 and NewVegas immerse you in their world. The landscape, many people with so may ways to converse and do sidequests for a good or bad reputation. I love games where what YOU do affects the ending of the game. As well as that Fallout 3 broken steel DLC lets you continue from what you thought was the ending. In my opinion Fallout 3 and New Vegas deserve their throne as kings of the RPG world. And they are RPG’s. Gears 3 is out BTW. What is a JRPG cause I have never heard of it. And may I use a game anlogy: which one are people playing and are wanting to speed up time to see the sequel TWEWY or Reach. Indisputedly Reach because as I said it has loads of amazing modes. The campaign got me intrested in the characters because of the way they were used. I genuinely thought that the nobles were on par with MasterChief. Multiplayer can carry a game. An example, Team Fortress 2. Only multiplayer. Still got a good rating allong with i’ts other non multiplayer counterparts in the orange box. No matter which way you say that me and a billion people are sheep with no taste, Reach is a stunning game. Gears 3 looks like another fantastic sequel which deserves it’s success. And this was not friendly when you called me a "Fucking stupid sheep with no taste. I have experienced many experiences. I have found games that weren’t supposedly fun to actually be an exciting experience.Bioshock 2 was suposedly a crap game however it was better. And I like more than Fps’s Just I was quoting some ratings. And GTA IV IS THIRD PERSON SO HA BITCH. Portal is an awesome puzzler with NO MULTIPLAYER ELEMENT. Portal 2 might have live co-op but mainly revolves around an entertaining single player experience which is full of puzzles that Genuinely stump me. I have actually played games I hate and loathe (Harvest Moon, 42 all time classics etc) so I have a mixed spectrum of experiences. You should be permabanned for A. Calling a million people bastards and sheep with no taste B. Turning a once “Friendly Discussion”into a fight about who is what and C. Twisting words around so that you can get an upper hand. But I am not giving up until you give in bitch. I guess you will reply about how I am subjective or wrong when I am right not to mention that I am an Fps player only. As well as the fact that I am a kid who dosen’t like people challenging his beliefs. I joined in voluntarily but you had to turn this into who can torment their opponent until they give up. I would have happily discussed why Halo Reach does not suck. I would ban you if I was a MOD and I see nothing wrong with revoking the rights of a harassing, spamming, argument starting bitch that has to have their own way or will stomp and cry until they get what they want from the boys who are discussing the points of a game.

Topic: General Gaming / 10 reasons why Halo: Reach sucks

Fallout 3 has an awsome setting (Post apocalyptic DC) leveling up multiple choices VATS and Krama as well as the awesome DLC made it game of the year 2008. And I have seen advertised games in magazines still get bad ratings and I play these types of games. FPS Strategy RPG’s Action Wrestling Puzzle and Online games. So shut your fat face. Gears 3 is described as a bestseller that will have a very high chance of getting game of theb year 2011. TWEWY is a game I have not heard of until you said about it. No advertising top ratings reviews suggestions from my friends. Must not be as good as you claim. Halo Reach has awesome features. If you think that the graphics are like Halo 3 or armour pieces are the same (which they aren’t) get your eyes tested because I saw a marginal difference. And multiplayer makes a game good. If you like games that you play for 10 minutes then replay because of no other features then you have not got your suposed “TASTE”. The campaign is awesome because of the huge set pieces characters that stand out not to mentiopn the fact that they are very hard when you choose legendary difficulty. The game draws in people with an immersive campaign then keeps them going with a multiplayer that they get hooked on until the next games. I play low rated games. Innovation = Portal where the awesome physics makes it a great game in the orange box. may I remind you Harvest moon “not on the list of good games” TWEWY “never heard of it until you said about it” Reach “95%” Black Ops"97%" Fallout 3 “98%” Fallout NV “99%” GTA IV " Best game of the decade" Gears of war saga “Will be remembered for years to come”. YOU HAVE NO TASTE BITCH AND I DON’T LOVE FPS’S MOSTLY SO GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT. If I was a MOD i would ban you for harassing other users and spamming shit like TWEWY. That is all 4 now.

Topic: General Gaming / 10 reasons why Halo: Reach sucks

I am not an FPS lover. I play strategy (Command and conquer etc) puzzle (Professor layton) and RPG’s (Fallout 3 and NV might have a first person CAMERA but they have the RPG mainly levels perks reputations quests and the fighting is fighting so what. And I play fable 2 which owns.) so shove that where the sun don’t shine b. And Reach is awesome. And Portal still is inovative so HAHAHAHAHA. Gears 3 is an action packed disc with an entertaining sequel to a legendary series. TWEWY LOOKS AND SOUNDS SHIT. And COD and Halo are still on top of their game and are entertaining millions with an awesome campaign then the legendary multiplayer that keeps them going. I have given you reasons why they rule. In addition magazines don’t get money from games companys, they get money for writing the truth about games and reviews actually help you to make an informed decision before impulse buying crap like TWEWY. I think that cleared that up.

Topic: General Gaming / 10 reasons why Halo: Reach sucks

Who is flagging the posts because I like arguing about Halo Reach being mintage.

Topic: General Gaming / 10 reasons why Halo: Reach sucks

Topic: General Gaming / 10 reasons why Halo: Reach sucks

Topic: General Gaming / 10 reasons why Halo: Reach sucks

Millions of people love Reach. And I knew Happy Alcoholic was OP because of this sentence,
Don’t worry, I’m laughing at them all enough for the both of us.
That means that he is laughing like OP which was what for me made me think he was OP. And Cammy, I am not your generic FPS lover. I like Fallout 3 and NewVegas ( Which are sweet RPG’s) as well as command and conquer games. And I’d say that Portal 1 ( From the OrangeBox) is innovative because of the portal physics. And 360 pads are sweet and have as many buttons as a PS3. I am using a laptop and have to say a trackpad is shit. All of my friends love Reach and are blowing the crap out of each other every day on live. TWEWY TheWorldEndsWithYou sounds shit and talk about 360 games not DS. Find another Forum for that. And Gears 3 looks AWESOME. And I am 25 still so get your facts right.

Topic: General Gaming / 10 reasons why Halo: Reach sucks

Halo Reach is fuckin sweet baby. And mine are relevant and actually point out good things. And Exemplary, for some you are saying that you need glasses LOL. And their are loads of armour combinations you can use. Armour abilities are AWESOME. And HappyAlcoholic ( Who probably is OP) SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM A HALO FANBOY. SO WHAT?

Topic: General Gaming / 10 reasons why Halo: Reach sucks

Halo Reach is awesome because,
1. The graphics which are way better than Halo 3
2. The ranking system where you have to complete games to earn EXP and credits
3. The armour is different because some bulge out, some have different shapes etc meaning 1000’s of unique Spartans
4. The campaign although short, is still epic and replayable
5. Firefight matchmaking as well as the modes where Spartans vs Elites and you have to defend generators
6. Forge world is blank canvas with loads of possibilities (and if no item limit your game or console would break because of the graphical strain).
7. Live co-op campaign is awesome because with a friend it is 20x better
8. The new multiplayer modes like Headhunter
9. The new mode Halo Chess
10. The special editions come with exclusive armour or a limited edition case with things in it
I have posted 10 reasons why Halo Reach is awesome to counter Exemplary’s 10 reasons why it sucks.

Topic: Sonny 2 / Sonny 3 new classes ONLY

Sorry but which Sonny2 class is the best?

Topic: General Gaming / 10 reasons why Halo: Reach sucks

What? How the hell am I harassing you? I am saying that your horizons need to be broadened and you start attacking me for not liking every generic shooter on the market. You Harassed me by saying I am stupid Because I love an FPS. And What Is TWEWY. AND HOW DO I QUOTE THEN GENIUS.

Topic: General Gaming / 10 reasons why Halo: Reach sucks

And i am not a weirdo

Topic: General Gaming / 10 reasons why Halo: Reach sucks

I am not stupid. TWEWY WTF IS THAT. HARVEST MOON I was right you love farm games. You are all dickheads obsessedwith harassing people who want to have fun on this site. Stop spoiling the fun. Give me one reason why I should trust people who are reviewing the same thing that pays for the advertising that keeps them in business? If they give it a bad review, chances are the company will drop the advertising which compromises their payment. So there is a conflict of interest for the reviewers when reviewing a high-profile game. Because they give their honest opinions rather than your misconception where you think they are greedy so they have to write good reviews. Forums are the way that I choose to express my opinion, you fucking dolt. Video reviews on youtube are no more valid than me posting my thoughts on this thread, I am still expressing my opinion in a relevant place and a forum allows for more diverse sharing of opinions between people. Voice your opinion on the game not how I am some weirdo so stop it bitch.While I highly doubt that you are older than 13, it matters little to me how old you are. In my eyes you are still a kid because you still act like a kid, it is that simple. Maybe if you gained some communication skills and were able to talk to me on a level befitting someone who has graduated middle school, I’d be more inclined to believe you, kiddo. I am not being a selfish teenage bully like you minority of Reach haters hating the millions of people who have loved the game and are still playing it so shut the fuck up.

Topic: General Gaming / 10 reasons why Halo: Reach sucks

But I still want a PS3.

Topic: General Gaming / 10 reasons why Halo: Reach sucks

Oh yeah PS3 fanboys. At least Live can’t get hacked so you have your details stolen. Live subscription bothers me though. If you are expected to pay £40.00 for live ontop of your internet and if you don’t have a new slim one of those wifi usb things (Can’t remember the actual name) You should be able to download DLC 4 free. Microsoft R quite greedy. Their income is huge (PC’s 360’s games the microsoft software). I think in my opinion they should make live free and only have you pay for the points. Well at least live is more reliable than PSN.

Topic: General Gaming / 10 reasons why Halo: Reach sucks

Let me see. reviews actually R good because they can tell you wether it’s quality is good and whether you should buy it. Although I disagree on some reviews I think they help. Stop being rude. Calling mew stupid = rude. You said that they do show innovation so you proved yourself wrong. The games you like are ones where you water plants or make fluffy rainbows. Innovation yeah right. Discerning Fridge demographics WTF. I flagged a post and said how this ENTIRE FORUM is calling anyone that likes the game you haters hate stupid or a person who isn’t classy. I urged the admins to ban any type of forum that hates a game. Want to voice your opinion, film you reviewing it and put on youtube. SIMPLE. And I am 25 so I am no KID.

Topic: General Gaming / 10 reasons why Halo: Reach sucks

How on earth can an EOD helmet be identical to say an EVA. The Graphics R better. You want unlimited items on forge. Well I hope your game dosen’t melt or your exbox explodes because of all the stress on the console trying to render them. I have a good taste in games. COD, GTA , Gears of war. I like those types which are also pretty high up in the review ratings. I hate forums like this because the game haters call people who like the game dumb or have no taste. If I can fiind a flag forum button.

Topic: General Gaming / 10 reasons why Halo: Reach sucks

Guess what? in games magazines Halo Reach is in the top 10 best games on 360 list so HAHAHAHAHA. STUPID CAMMY.

Topic: General Gaming / 10 reasons why Halo: Reach sucks

CAPS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. AND HALO REACH IS AWESOME AND I AM SMARTER THAN YOU.

Topic: General Gaming / Halo: Reach vs Mw2

Both the Halo and COD series should be euthanized as soon as possible. They are only going to be worse from now on.

SHUT UP KIRDAIHT. THE SERIES’S ARE GOING STRONG. HARD DECISION THOUGH. HALO = ARMOUR CAMPAIGN CREDITS FORGE WORLD ETC. BLACKOPS = THE WICKED ZOMBIES MODE. HONESTLY I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE TO USE. I SAY DRAW.

Topic: General Gaming / 10 reasons why Halo: Reach sucks

FOR GODS SAKE. XBOX360 OWNS PS3 ( BUT I STILL WANT A PS3). HALO IS ONLY BEATEN BY COD AND I HAVE PLAYED DECENT GAMES. THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THE SHORT CAMPAIGN. ARMOUR ABILITIES = AWESOME. ARMOUR= 1000’S OF UNIQUE CHARACTERS. FIREFIGHT = FANTASTIC. GRAPHICS ARE BETTER. ONLY RESKINNED WEAPON IS DMR WHICH IS REMAKE OF B.R. TOO MANY FORGE ITEMS = BREAKING THE GAME OR EPIC LAG. HALO REACH IS SO SWEET. I PWNED ALL YOUR COMPLAINTS. NOBHEADS.