Recent posts by hero122 on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games / The Island* [Adventure!]

  • 1 Sucessfully creates a sun dial. Based on the positon of the moon and the sun, you have until next turn to get the remaining 3 food you need so 3 people don’t starve.
  • 2 And 5 Both attempt to break open the crate, but with just a round stick they just can’t put enough pressure on it to open it, even with the power of leverage.
  • 3 Is still bumbling around trying to sharpen sticks into a makeshift harpoon.
  • 4 Goes out in an attempt to find fresh water, and finds a massive cliff blocking her way. However, she does manage to find a tiny trickle of water coming out of the rock and it is indeed fresh. As such, 4 earns the name Lucy.
  • Arbor and Topher both go in a similar direction, and what do you know, there’s a huge cliff. Needless to say, this intense shipping fodder leaves the fans squirming in their seats, begging to know whether Topher is going to confess his true feelings to someone.
    …No? Cool.
    They gather up some small sized stones.
  • 7 and 8 spend the turn braiding grass together until they create at least a low strength rope. Sure, it may not be very strong, but you could at least use it to tie two things together.
  • Robert pulls out his trusty straight razor. As someone with such a magnificent beard, one must always be ready for a close shave at a moment’s notice. Why, if he didn’t have his straight razor, why, he’d slit his wrists.
    7 Food
    20 Grass
    4 Wood (Sticks)
    10 Weak Rope (Grass) (10 Grass —> 5 Rope (Weak))
    5 Small Stones
    1 Turn till eating
 
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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread [Open Editor Positions]

Hasn’t this been a topic of discussion for like, 3 years or something? Someone’s a reg if they’ve made a successful forum thread, that’s not died and come to some form of satisfying conclusion.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

Little did he know, that North Korea is secretly a gunman, and I snatch the cookie right out of the air in my Korea sized mecha.
I throw millions of cookies into the sky, and at the speed of light switch from cookie to cookie, until the “real cookie” is indistinguishable from all the fake cookies, made of depth charges.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Island* [Adventure!]

  • 1 attempts to build a sundial out of sand, but it keeps kinda drooping down and losing it’s structure. You’ll need a more sturdy structure to build it out of. As such, no name for you.
  • 6 Scouts out more of the island, finding a small forested area. Unsure of any possible dangers inside, it’s given a danger of 3 and is now available to scavenge. As such, 6 earns the name Arbor.
  • Robert continues to gather grass.
  • 3 makes use of the new forested area and grabs some sticks and twigs from the ground, gathering 5 wood and getting closer to making a fishing implement. +5 wood.
  • 4 checks the nearest supply of water to check if it’s safe. As it turns out, this is a salt water ocean, so not only can you not drink it, it also means you’re probably in the middle of the ocean. Or, the dead sea. But more likely an ocean.
  • 7 & 8 both try and make a shelter, however, they lack materials to build even a foundation, as they can’t do anything that large with just grass, food, and about 5 sticks.
  • 2 & 5 scavenge the coast for floating debris from the plane, and manage to find a crate that just floated ashore! They have no tools to open it though, and it’s nailed shut. It also appears to be very heavy, the 2 of them can hardly budge it by themselves.
  • Topher stretches out for moral support. Everyone’s too busy with the whole survival thing to really pay him much mind, however.

7 Food
40 Grass
5 Wood (Sticks)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Island* [Adventure!]

(Quick bump due to overnight forum burial)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Island* [Adventure!]

  • You decide that certain members of your little rag-tag team of survivors need to be distinguished from the others. However, as a higher being with real care about these little fleshy human mean-sausages, you’ve decided they need to earn names for themselves should they really matter. Like, for instance, Topher over here for having magnificently spiky hair. Just, look at it. It gets spikier by the second.
  • In terms of skills, nobody has any real skills, but are perfectly willing for blindly follow orders unless it breaks one of the 3 asimov rules. Except, ya know. With humans.
  • Bearded fellow decides to start gathering those plants from earlier, having deduced it has a minimum threat. Each turn, he will generate 20 grass until interrupted or until the resource runs out. As such, he has earned the name Robert.
  • Topher is quite creeped out by the thought of being naked near all these people and just kinda stands around on the beach spiking his hair up.
  • Your other silly fools decide to assess the dangers of falling plane. As real a threat as it is, it appears all the falling plane has landed in the ocean. It’ll start showing up any time now. The danger of the ocean, beach, and grass lower, but not as much for the ocean because what if pirates show up?
  • 7 and 8 decide to start knocking down some coconuts from this tree. Each turn, they will generate 2 Food until interrupted or until the resource runs out. Neither of them gain names for this because collecting more food really isn’t that special of a task, honestly.

7 Food Gaining +2 each turn
20 Grass Gaining + 20 each turn

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Island* [Adventure!]


You being by delegating 5 of your foolish mortals into collecting food, while leaving the others to assess the situation.

  • The bearded man attempts to fling himself into the grass in hopes to defeating any wild creatures who appear from it. However, it turns out there is nothing in the grass, and he looks like an idiot.
  • The others look around the beach, and find lots of sand. It turns out, the beach, is made OF SAND. it took 4 of your greatest minds to come to this conclusion. You also assess that the greatest danger around you is the ocean, as you have no idea if anyone one of you can swim.
  • Your foolish fools simply cannot reclaim any wreckage due to it still falling out of the sky. It’ll take a little while before any of them get within fiddling range.
  • The rest of your assorted men and women sadly cannot gain any titles or interesting characteristics until they do something worth naming them.
  • The blonde man decides to up his spikey hair game, and obtains an extra hair spike.

+5 Food. Every 5 images, you will now use up 1 food for every human within your ranks.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Island* [Adventure!]

Hello again, all my adoring friends and comrades. I decided that instead of doing my usual thing on other websites, I would do my usual thing here and just see how that goes.

For those of you who’s memories are being jogged, I’m doing something in a very similar style of Nqkoi1’s Colonize, a game where you run around grabbing materials and making things to perhaps solve a mystery, or murder some kind of evil cult, or solve a mysterious cult who happens to also be pirates? Who knows!

Anyway, I assume you’re all wondering, “Hero, why the hell are there no applications! I want to be Hair guy!” Well, this is a game where you can command all of these guys at once. Imagine you’re playing dwarf fortress, except instead of having them get eaten by war elephants, you just type commands such as “Hair guy: Go get eaten by War elephants,” and I will most likely follow those commands. Probably.

Anyway, Hello again, forum games forum. It’s been awhile.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Island* [Adventure!]

Full title:

The Island, Revenge of the Deltacorp 5, Legend of the Golden Monkey Claw, Electric Boogaloo

It all started when 10 employees of international corporation Deltacorp were chosen to work at the company’s new island resort. For those of who are unaware, Deltacorp had just recent announced that they were going to unveil a new product that would revolutionize mankind. These 10, hardworking desk-monkeys spent months working on this, and finally they would get a day off.

It really is too bad that Deltacorp is evil.

So, after a quick mid-flight showing of Shrek 2, all the passengers were drugged, duct-taped to a fuel tanker, and dropped out of a moving airplane.

And then shot at with semi-automatic rifles.

However, miraculously, all 10 of these foolish fools survived. Somehow.
How are they all doing, I wonder?

Well, they appear to be braindead. Or, perhaps, being that they’ve been working a desk job for the past few months, they’re still disillusioned about how exactly to function besides “Code code code, coffee coffee coffee, deadlines deadlines doughnuts”.

What do you command them to do?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Last 3 Letters into 3 New Words

Now that’s splendorous!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Last 3 Letters into 3 New Words

Nineteen Equal Sophias.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / NHL FINALS GENERAL (FINALS EDITION)

Can I cheer for the yankees?
How about the Red socks?
…49ers?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What does your avatar mean?

It’s from an animation .

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Can You Sit Like A Jarl?

Originally posted by Vipermonkey5:

And I was sitting here thinking that OT wasnt’t an image board.

It’s always been an image board. The problem is, people don’t post DECENT things on OT from my experience.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What does the ______ say?

What does the mute say?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You know what Gabidou? Go fuck yourslef

Wow. Much original. Very talented. Go put that insult up on your mom’s fridge kid. Feel proud of the fact you’re trying to insult a random stranger on the internet to no effect other then to provide yourself little middleschool chuckles.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So... is this just me or did the format for the forums go to shit?

I remember when the user name boxes and quoting things were all LEFT aligned! Not all woobly goobly like you hipster kids and your dang fig newtons! Back in my day, we didn’t have shit hate threads, we had sueline threads where every day we’d have retrospective looks on life or funny topics to have a gander at! Why, back in my day, I sat back and relaxed without my dang kreds or my walkman getting in the way!

Photographic proof:

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what do u do when u feel alone n no one truly understandz u

I watch german dungeon porn to cheer me up.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Super Rolby 64 Thread


And

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Make a rap song about the user above you

Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

Hell no.

The bells ring though
for yo huge ass kabello

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The new CROW thread :>>>>

Originally posted by TamedOne:

That crow gave me Cancer. Kill all crows!

Lame troll is lame T-T

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Oldfrogs only XD

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Ololololol
Edit: Oh hey luigi and Zach, wassup.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what do you use to make your account picture purfect size

Originally posted by ReggaeReggin:

this

And leave out all the homestuck features?
:(

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Umm...WTF?? *legit thread*

ZULULULULULULULULULULULU
WELCOME TO THE NEW WORLD ORDER KORO KORO
HAVE DIS CAKE
Hands cement brick

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you are mentioned in this thread and you truly care for the future of OT, you will leave.

Originally posted by yourmomdad:
Originally posted by Godzillasrabbid:
Originally posted by yourmomdad:
Originally posted by Godzillasrabbid:
Originally posted by alexlincoln2:
Originally posted by hero122:

We don’t need to hate on anyone!
Just… Make them hate themselves.

Deadpool does hate himself

quit editing

Go back to Forum Games. I heard they had great probability games there.

go suck my downthere

Still butter?

I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S NOT BUTTER