Recent posts by hero122 on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / help me with my school essay

So silver came…

Topic: Off-topic / I want everybody who sees this topic to take this test.

Or course, now that I’ve been to the disney homepage, all my ads for the next year in the half will be trying to sell me disney “BEST HITS” DVDS and merch.

By the way, absolute truth would be pointless. Who cares if you know everything ever? What are you really, a walking encyclopedia? The not knowing in life is what makes life worth living.
Now go take off your top and get killed by Greg Kineer.

Topic: Off-topic / Rate my school poem

2/20, Needs to follow an actual rhyme scheme.
That’s right, I’m your English teacher.
This is your grade.
2 points only for turning it in late and for use of the word: “Morrow”.
Fu&$ you by the way.

Topic: Off-topic / Who here sleeps naked or near naked (shorts only)?

I could teach you how to wear clothes to bed. It’s less time wasted and 1st line of defense against Rape.
The more you know! =★

Topic: Off-topic / I think I found something.

LIFE = NOT CHANGED.
It’s like a 5×10 empty block somewhere on the site. Like I give a hoot.

Topic: Off-topic / Console > PC

We can have splitscreen on computers.

Topic: Off-topic / Bold font appreciation

Show some love to that Shift+8 everybody.
Now your post looks Dramatic and skillful!
You can have hot sex and lots of money!
YOU COULD MAKE IT AS A PROSTITUTE WITH LETTERS THESE BIG!

Topic: Off-topic / My 8th Grade Holocaust Report

You forgot the best part dude!
It was all conducted by vile, communist, German scum, so that means ask all your fellow students to raise their hand if they’re German, Chinese, Russian, or Korean, and if they do UNLOAD ON THEM WITH HOT TAR AND SHARP GLASS-
Or, you know, point and laugh. That works too!

Topic: Off-topic / Microsoft Has Registered Domains for Halo 7, 8, and 9

Halo: Cocks that touch. (Or Halo CTT as all you cool kids will call it)
LGBT Alliance and hardcore halo fans approve.

Topic: Off-topic / New Xbox Announce Date May 21st

Hey look! Something I’ll never buy!

Topic: Off-topic / OW MY CHILDHOOD

Originally posted by graveyard890:

Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends is amazing. Now look at my avatar if you want to remember another Cartoon from our childhood.

Hate to be ‘That guy’ But who’s that?

Topic: Off-topic / OW MY CHILDHOOD

Originally posted by Peccancy:

Cool.
I totally haven’t seen this image at least 30 times.

Right. Sorry, I must have forgot to read your mind in the last 24 hours.

Topic: Off-topic / OW MY CHILDHOOD

I-
I just…
Falls dead

Topic: Off-topic / Thanks, Obama!

Originally posted by DMinor:

Originally posted by Someguyinworld:

>mfw

You make a duck face and threaten to kill the president?

And here we have a regular nutjob in her natural habitat…
She’s making a majestic mating call, or as most of us like to say, “Whoring for attention”.
This has been a H122 Nature production.

Topic: Off-topic / why do people want to move to japan?

The free sex and the free anime around every street corner.

Topic: Off-topic / Adventure time

I like it how in one world everything is a kids television show and in the other it’s some kind of fallout-nuclear-hellfire- bramble-fuck of nightmares.

All wrapped up in some kind of subliminal messaging scheme to make me buy DVD disc sets and action figures and comics.

Pokemon did that MUCH BETTER.

Topic: Off-topic / Girlfriend may be Pregnant?

Only one way to be sure:
Wild crazy sexed up night with LSD and meth.
Either way, you’ll end up pregnant.
Oh, and her too.

Topic: Off-topic / Do Aliens exist?

Duh, or course there’s aliens.
They’re already here, after all.

Topic: Off-topic / Memories from The Red Bucket

May have stumbled in once or twice.
Sounds nice, I’ll check it out.
Also, 2008 bros. Fistbump

Topic: Off-topic / Are you happy with your job?

Did you enjoy your job?
If yes: You might want to rethink your job choice. Re-spec at once.
If No: You’re in the clear, but make sure you like what you’re doing.

Topic: Off-topic / Map of OT

I live in the left bottom iceberg fortress of CITADEL.
So yeah XD

Topic: Off-topic / A friend of mine died

He could be a unborn child :0
Have a penny.
Flings penny in Op’s eye

Topic: Off-topic / Who would you verus in a fight

Shaolin Monk.
Why?
Because Monks aint got nothing on necromancy.

In that respect, kill all of them. Arnold would punch them to death and get infected via blood/bites, and the nerd will run away because he’s nerdy enough to realize he should GTFO.

Topic: Off-topic / >Comes back to OT. See's threads..

So, when were the good old days for you guys 0-0

Topic: Off-topic / >Comes back to OT. See's threads..

Originally posted by Sikesalicous:

this thread is beyond derailed

See, back in the good old days, a thread being derailed meant it was doing it’s job well.