Recent posts by Ruudiluca on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Respect From Adults

You’re young, just tolerate it until you’re an adult.

For some reason, being young makes you seem inferior in a lot of adults’ eyes.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / the ultimate catfish catfish

Originally posted by ilneutrino:

The people pictured have been gullible silly boys since late October.

Please add an arrow connecting me to NiceMeat. I love him.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anyone ever went sky diving?

I have no urge to do it, but I’d be willing.

If you want to, sure.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Disturbing Kongregagte Games.

Originally posted by Heather:

If you are looking for truly disturbing games I dare you to search our games for the keyword Elsa
Elsa’s Caesarean Birth, Elsa Bee Sting Doctor, etc…

They aren’t disturbing. They’re what were missing from my childhood.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / #Amane4Admin2016

Originally posted by Heather:

:O … I thought I was helping! I mean there is a “Game Community Manager” opening right now, Amane might be really good at that.

I think he may be more suited for office pet.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / how is kong doing this?

Looks fine to me.

Yours & Forum view

Original

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I would like to ask you guys and girls what do you think about the most recent topic that's been shaking the world for last few days

Originally posted by mbutkus1995:

you can do research because there really are more than 30 countries on earth but most ppl think there are just America Canada and japan.

Population of America: 318.9 million
Population of Japan: 127.3 million
Population of Canada: 35.16 million
TOTAL: 381.36 million

Earth’s population: 7.125 billion

Seeing as 17/18 people live outside of America, Canada and Japan, why would they think that those are the only three countries?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your favourite drink?

Originally posted by Holy2334:

Pink lemonade.

Pretty nice.

I prefer water.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's your skin tone

Sample taken from a picture of me.

Lightness/darkness may have had an impact on the colouring.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Found in the office: Legos at Lunch

Kongregate needs sponsorship from Lego so that it can have a Lego building contest.

Build anything Kong-related out of Lego.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / invent a new sport

Backmon

Battle with monsters which can fit in your backpack

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I would like to ask you guys and girls what do you think about the most recent topic that's been shaking the world for last few days

Originally posted by ilneutrino:
Originally posted by Ruudiluca:
Originally posted by ilneutrino:

People who partake in (mind-altering substance/recreational drugs) break my heart. They truly are broken and down on their luck. :’(

Do you drink alcohol at all?

No, of course not. Wine is fine though.

I’d consider alcohol to be ‘mind-altering’, including wine.

I don’t drink alcohol, but I’m not really against it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I would like to ask you guys and girls what do you think about the most recent topic that's been shaking the world for last few days

Originally posted by ilneutrino:

People who partake in (mind-altering substance/recreational drugs) break my heart. They truly are broken and down on their luck. :’(

Do you drink alcohol at all?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How many members are banned on kongregate?

Originally posted by K_chesse:
Originally posted by Ruudiluca:

SELECT COUNT(banned) FROM users WHERE banned=1;

Only one banned?

1 = true
So search where ‘banned’ is true.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How many members are banned on kongregate?

SELECT COUNT(banned) FROM users WHERE banned=1;

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is it okay to watch porn while dating?

Originally posted by ilneutrino:

Depends. Ask your significant other.

^This

Some partners may consider it to be cheating.

Have a big think about it first, is it going to upset them?

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [Userscript] Kongregate Crow Language Support

This new script will improve the support for crows, changing the text on the website into crow language.

// ==UserScript==
// @name        Kongregate: Crow Language Support
// @namespace   ruudiluca.com
// @description Implements a crow language on Kongregate
// @include     *www.kongregate.com*
// @version     1
// @grant       none
// ==/UserScript==

window.addEventListener('load', function() {
  changeText(document.body);
}, false);

function changeText(node) {
  if(node.nodeType === 1)
    return [].forEach.call(node.childNodes, changeText);
  if(node.nodeType === 3)  
    node.textContent = node.textContent.replace(/\w+/g, "CAW");
}

To install this script, you will need to use Greasemonkey for Firefox or Tampermonkey for Chrome.

Enjoy.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / More evidence that Kongregate is working on a secret game.

I’m glad to announce that Kongregate is working with me on a full RPG sequel of “Heather’s Halloween Christmas”. This is a full MMORPG game with customisable pumpkin and crow classes, available on Kongregate, Steam, Android and iOS.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Groundhog's Day [Results inside!]

Wouldn’t it be a great joke if you made this thread every day, like the film Groundhog Day?

no it wouldn’t

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you have siblings?

Gender?
Age?
Profession or area of interest?
What is the quality of your relationship with them?

Tell us more.


Info on my siblings

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Valentines Day

Who needs Valentines Day when there is Pancake Day?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hard Question V

Using ilneutrino’s one, this is how far I got:

OP wins

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I keep overusing the word "retarded" on other sites thanks to OT

Not at all.

Because of spiderprostitute, I have begun to use the emoticons :c and c:

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why are teenagers so stupid?

One of the biggest issues is peer pressure.

If a group of friends has a stupid leader, there is a good chance that other members of the group will follow and do stupid things.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I sometimes wish there was a SFW version of OT (Bonus question inside)

Kongregate is SFW, it’s PG-13.

Unfortunately, there are lots of evil people in the community. They’ve battered down the administration to leniency.