Recent posts by Ruudiluca on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Official Off-Topic Mod Nominations Thread

I nominate Heather.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Admins/Mods pictures

Originally posted by ilneutrino:

You don’t want to know.

Edit: The mods/admins have been frustrating me lately. I hate them. >:’(

You find Heather being Canadian really upsetting, don’t you? :’(

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Longest thing you've been waiting for?

Meaning

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Cooties exists!

Originally posted by 32man:

You’re Honor, prosecution has NO right to allow grammar Nazism!

Actually, yes I do. Whilst I accept that grammar Nazism is a poor response, it is acceptable in response to a poor thread. This is because I don’t care.

“How am I stupid? My first reaction to the title was “no they don’t”.” Now, i could just say “well sir, he’s posting on OT and has more then 10k Post. he’s clearly retarded, merely posting ot gives you such a rank.” But i am a bigger man then that. i will stick to "Yes, you are stupid. you enterd a thread by my client, with a name that was CLEARLY not true!

That’s prejudice. Also, I can enter and respond to any thread I wish. That does not make me stupid. Post count is not relevant to an individual’s intelligence or mental abilities.

“Also, it’s “you’re”. Not “your”.” do you have any PROFF? op meant we’re stupid? what if op was gifting us “stupid” (aka the man in the middle) for thous of us who believe in “cooties”

“You’re” is the only option which makes sense.

as my closing statement, i would like to say that Ruudiluca post is WRONG! my client should of been charged with spamming, not calling people stuiped of making grammar mistakes. . . so under double jeopardy, this thread my not be tried again for being “bad” and we should have the right to shitpost on it for it

I didn’t claim that the quality of the thread being ‘bad’ was a fact. It was an opinion. It wasn’t a legal statement, it was an observation.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Cooties exists!

Originally posted by trollmedic:

WTF is a Cootie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc2GmLK4IPc

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hot Sauce Ideas

Originally posted by Mikkmar:

Put a pic of me on some white-label hot sauce. Presto.

inb4 ilneutrino does a better job

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hot Sauce Ideas

Sweet hot sauce for desserts.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Cooties exists!

How am I stupid? My first reaction to the title was “no they don’t”.

Also, it’s “you’re”. Not “your”.
This is a bad thread, so grammar Nazism is allowed.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The official good morning thread

Originally posted by Heather:

Good morning OT! I having a cup of English breakfast tea with milk & sugar and an asiago bagel with cream cheese. It’s going to be a wonderful day :)

Oh my gosh, that’s my ideal breakfast.

Are you British?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your nickname backwards

Originally posted by Aculiduur:

Ruudiluca

Nice.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / 100k Games Infographic

Neat!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Protest: Add better games during Maintenance

Originally posted by Holy2334:
Originally posted by RollerCROWster:

kong needs to take the initiative.

the maintenance games should be the newest pay2win MMOs

think of the profits ;>>>>>

Hey, you know nobody is logged into their kong accounts when they are in maintenance right? Therefore, all multiplayer games that require a connection to play them are out which is all of the MMO’s sorry.

But MMOs have their own servers…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / First award?

I like sweepstakes. Hopefully I’ll win one some day.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Need urgent help. Only professionals pls.

Originally posted by burntfires22:

shit
why did I click on this if I wasn’t a professional?!
WHAT WILL I DO NOW?!!!1

You must now take a 3-year degree in professionalistism.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / rate your life/10

10/10

I live somewhat stress-free as I am a naturally relaxed person.
Not having stress is enough to make it a 10 for me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Need urgent help. Only professionals pls.

Originally posted by yeasy:

Man, I’m not removing my golden parts. I still plan to use them one day.

Well… Surely, you must be changing parts some time? Ever consider upgrading your efficiency?
One day, you will have to change from a boybot into a manbot. When you do, turn the scrap into sellable gold.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Need urgent help. Only professionals pls.

Originally posted by yeasy:
Originally posted by Ruudiluca:

Attach some gold/jewels/gems to a stick using string. Then, climb onto the dragon’s back and dangle the string in front of it. You can then fly the dragon out of your home, and take them somewhere remote.

Friendly reminder: Yeasy is too poor. Any substitutes?

Poor? I thought you were a robot?

Surely, you must have some spare parts which you can extract some gold from.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lXd85YfcvY

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is the longest .gif you have ever seen?

Originally posted by ilneutrino:
Originally posted by yeasy:

How did you create it?

This. Seriously. I know its procedural. Could be done in AE but I’m sure you did another way. Is it a combination of Javascript, PHP, and and a 3rd party library?

Java.

http://pastebin.com/YX7hQwVW

Followed by AnimateGif software.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Need urgent help. Only professionals pls.

Attach some gold/jewels/gems to a stick using string. Then, climb onto the dragon’s back and dangle the string in front of it. You can then fly the dragon out of your home, and take them somewhere remote.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is the longest .gif you have ever seen?

Originally posted by yeasy:

How did you create it?

I used this website to get the image numbers:
http://dummyimage.com/

I wrote a script to get the numbers 1 to 1000 from the website.

Then I got software called AnimateGif and turned my directory of images into a gif.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is the longest .gif you have ever seen?

Originally posted by ilneutrino:
Originally posted by Mikkmar:

I can just make one longer than anything in this thread.

…I’d like to see you try mister.

Here is a 1000 frame animation that I just made. It’s 1000 seconds long. I could make it longer.
Might take a little while to load.

http://i.imgur.com/rxsCyqe.gif

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is the longest .gif you have ever seen?

Do you mean long as in time? If so, I dunno. But I could turn a whole movie into a gif, probably.

As for dimensions, I made a 1920×1080 one before… I can make whatever size I want.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What do you want in a relationship? What would you give?

Originally posted by ilneutrino:

Confident – Kinda
Ambitious – Sure
Reserved – I like talking about emotions to people I trust
Loyal – Yes
Funny – Not really
Energetic – Not really
Unimpeachable – Trustworthy, but I make mistakes
5’11 or above – Nope
Athletic Build – Nope
Agnostic or Religious – Agnostic
Family Orientated – Kinda
Moderate (Conservative/Liberal Political Views) – Yes
Traditional Values with a “progressive” elements (ie. marital union, financials, nuclear family, autonomy) – I don’t mind, but sure
“Renaissance Man” (Expertise in several fields: STEM, philosophy, politics, Arts, Music etc) – Not me :(
Conservative/Business Casual/Professional Fashion Tastes (no “swag”) – Sure
No piercings, No body modifications (unless medically necessary), no tattoos (unless they carry heavy significance – tattoos will be scrutinized) – That’s me
Non-gamer – I game as a hobby, but I wouldn’t call myself a ‘gamer’
Non-drinker – I don’t drink alcohol
Non-smoker – I don’t smoke
Tea Lover, coffee only on special occasions – I looooove tea
North American/Central-Northern European preferred – From the UK :3
No significant genetic defects – I don’t have any, as far as I know o_o
Little to no present illnesses and/or risk factors (DB, CV, HTN) – I don’t have any
Culinary Experience – Keen to learn
Hobbies: Cycling, Backpacking, Reading, Movies – Sounds fun!


Seems like I haven’t won your heart, Ilneu. :’(

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favorite color?

Black, closely followed by white.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / ["Official"] Kongregate Valentine Contest!