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Topic: Off-topic / I love being white.

I think it’s more about income than race nowadays. Two poor people, one white and one some other race, are not too distinct.

Being white must be awesome; though, being black has its privileges (lol).

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Donald Trump For President Masterthread

I give this 100% of my support.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Top 5 All Time (no specific order) (RIP BNBN!!)

That’s really gay, kid.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Top 5 All Time (no specific order) (RIP BNBN!!)

No Cowboy Bebop or Akira. Your list is shit.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Top 5 All Time (no specific order) (RIP BNBN!!)

fishstickz13

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Latest Post:

cjk98

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Latest Post:

zamininc

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“Latest Post”:

tacket

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Latest Post:

mafefe

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[EDIT: Was going to put all the prolific guys first and last posts in here, but I stopped caring and the format kept breaking.]

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Top 5 All Time (no specific order) (RIP BNBN!!)

Since you guys seem to love making threads like these, I decided to make one that actually represents OT and its rich (!) history.

Most Prolific

-fishstickz13 (2009-now nonstop)

-cjk98 (2008-now)

-zamininc (2008 (i think)-now)

-tacket (early 2008-now)

-mafefe (if only because he is STILL going with the whole crow gimmick) (like 2009-now, but CONSISTENT)

Best All Around

-dminor (best girl)

-vegard20 (#1)

-ritzfitz91/fishstickz13 (toss up) (luv)

-bnbn (best in show)

-cjk98 (promising thread)

Smartest

-traud (RIP)

-aC (best mod)

-bnbn (the myth)

-cjk98 (precocious)

-imachine (RIP)

Best at Never Doing Shit

-sal37 (who?)

-piple (who?)

-poidruu (lol)

-theaznsensation (lol)

-ruudalaicae (for a long time; he could be most prolific, but he fits better here)

Most Promising Threads

-bnbn (so much greatness from one person)

-cjk98 (whiz)

-sosusline (#1 all time)

-ritzfitz91 (protect USA, bud. <3 u)

-arcadianfire (right behind sos)

Most Attractive

-fishstickz13 (used to pass for a member of one direction, worked at A&F)

-tacket (black magic)

-zamininc (probs the best looking on this list)

-uhhrina (best (looking) girl))

-idk maybe stots (for lack of a better choice)

Worst

-all 5 are probably going to post in this thread

Best Each Year

2007: idk probs judemaverick or ac

2008: metalshell (they rode this guy nonstop)

2009: ym12/bnbn/ark/fish/ritz/ax2/traud (any of em would be a good choice tbqh) (OT in 2009 was pretty much just these guys shitposting all day) (3 got b&)

2010: vegard (holy fuck this guy was everywhere in every thread)

2011: tacket/dminor/fish/ritz/haruhion/vegard (i’m not unassuming)

2012: mft (same reason as metalshell) (most oldmen started getting lives around this point) (bad year for OT kinda)

2013: idk probably zam or cjk98 or cocoapuff (cocoa was funny idc)

2014: idk prolly rolby or somebody (bad year for OT)

2015: madjedi/uber (this guy put the team on his back)

decided to do a greatest of all time

GOAT

-bnbn (gotta be) (dminor/cjk/fish/ritz/vegard could be a close 2nd) (rip bnbn V_V)

RIP BNBN V_V

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Out of toilet paper

You should probably be using wet wipes instead of TP anyway.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Out of toilet paper

Only way out is a no-wiper. Sorry.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

im not even black im dark mexican

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

thats not me

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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by Fishstickz13:

preach it brotha (not in a racial way, im not racist)

You’re extremely racist. A longtime racist.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

D:

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by smokinhotbabe:
Originally posted by StOtS:

m/20/india looking for f/16/cali pls call back

(;

How could you do this to me, smokinhotbabe? After all the time we’ve spent PM’ing each other???

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

I don’t like her for her looks; I like her for her personality. It’s not her stunning blonde hair and perfectly symmetrical face that attracts me to her… It’s the sound that her clicks make whenever she moves her fingers to make keystrokes, it’s the shyness that her aloof gaze always gives me in the one picture that I’ve seen of her posted online, it’s the amazing conversation that she gives me whenever I imagine us conversing in my head because I’ve never met her. I love a girl for her hard drive, man, not her software. So fuck off, Hole3445. My new girlfriend and I are enjoying our newfound happiness with each other, and I’ll have you know that we have a SKYPE (!!!!) date planned for tonight, so it’s kind of real.

 

Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

lolz

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

damn ur so hot. wanna d8 me?!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

yes he likes me back we’re dating, like the 10th time saying this

i only have a monogamous relationship with rice
everything else is void

goodbye ot

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How To Become a COOL and RESPECTED member of OFF-TOPIC: A Concise Guide by Tacket

I will return to my sleeping chambers soon, Remi.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How To Become a COOL and RESPECTED member of OFF-TOPIC: A Concise Guide by Tacket

Originally posted by MaginManiac7:

Can we get a guide on how to shitpost effectively next please?

Coming soon, MagicMike.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What are you thankful for?

Family, friends, life, health, good times, nice days, and cool breezes.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What are you doing for Thanksgiving?

Giving food and clothes away to those who need.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How To Become a COOL and RESPECTED member of OFF-TOPIC: A Concise Guide by Tacket

Originally posted by abraaz:

Nobody in OT has the attention span to read your long, super-thought out, New York Times-worthy articles that you call posts

Literally OP

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Topic: Off-topic / I have a fashion problem, please help!

Thanks, Queen <3

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How To Become a COOL and RESPECTED member of OFF-TOPIC: A Concise Guide by Tacket

btw i wouldnt count on writing for the onion or cracked anytime soon

Honestly, man I thought we were better friends than this? How could you call me a pseudointellectual?! Shitpost and pseduointellectual seem to be the new Off-Topic buzzwords. Frankly, I’m sick of people like you throwing them around willy-nilly. Just because I make a post with proper grammar and formatting, I’m a pesudointellectual? I don’t even know how to spell psudointellectual, so your logic makes no sense. Honestly, I shouldn’t even be responding seriously to people like you. All you do is feed on putting other people down and frankly I’m sick of it. People like you use logical fallacies like the strawman fallacy in order to make yourself look smart and put others down, but I’m wise to your guile. Ad hominem, red haring, tu quoque…the sheer amount of fallacies people like you employ could go on ad nauseum. How about this, Nick? I do me; you do you. If you don’t like that I’ve got an address that you can come to and we can settle this like men (I don’t think you want that to happen, kid).

So just back off and leave me ALONE. I’m sick of you. Any further posts by you in my beautifully-constructed thread will be SWIFTLY reported. That also goes for anyone BOLD enough to call me a pseudointellectual (stop!).