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Topic: Forum Games / [CYOP] >hiddeN

[I’m guessing terry is the poison assassin, assa_lol_sin is the “sniper/gun” assassin(similar to the one from the actual SecretNet game), qwerty222 is the pissed-off newb from SecretNet, InFiltratorz is the hacker, YOUSHALLNOTPASS is a security guy who sells on the side, fakecamaraderie is a lurker/who knows??]

> heh. I see.
>/whisper Infiltratorz_1 are you really a hacker or is that bullshit

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [TEXT RPG] Tarot Cake - The Great Secret

1. King Argoth the Brave, Hunter of the Elusive Stag, Slayer of the Dread Dragon Zephyr, King of the Realm of Illidonia
2. Queen Meridan the Benevolent, Mooncaller, Tidebringer, Queen of the Realm of Illidonia
3. Sir Inghast the Steel Whirlwind, Hero of the Battle of Illidonia, Lifter of the Great Siege, Blademaster of the Realm, He Who Smites The Shadows, Knight-General of the Realm of Illidonia
4. Lucian, Sir Inghast’s Page (he is too young to have earned any titles!)

[I suggest using KQNP instead of KQKnP for the abbreviation. It works for chess and it can work for you.]

In order, Pentacles, Wands, Swords, Cups

3. Ima letting someone else do this

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [CYOP] >hiddeN

>looking for a job.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Bad times versus bad memories

Option 1.

It doesn’t matter what I remember, what matters is what I do.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Why are pro lifers so against childrens welfare?

Don’t straw-man.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / would a artificial human have rights?

Originally posted by 15man:

Lets say it’s 20XX and man has found a way to artificially make humans down to the last detail. meaning they can feel pain, love, hate, learn ect
do you think they would have rights? why or why not?

This will not happen because everyone would be afraid they would have rights.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / A Way To End All Crime

It is possible to end all crime by flaying any caught offenders of any crime and leaving them to die of infection, at the same time pouring almost all your budget into the police force and giving them permission to do whatever the fuck they want, including execute people they don’t like and spying on people 24/7.

See: Draco, Big Brother

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Jury Slams tobacco company with 23.6B in damages

The verdict was correct, the damages awarded wasn’t.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [CYOP] >hiddeN

Not on a black-market channel, you get disrespect for seeming like you’re a dating site avatar. I do not support yeasy’s action.

> a friend of mine gave me the address.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Religion - subproblem.

Great that quotes are limitless. Let me provide a full reasoning of why I think that religion will always exist and put it under a quote of myself.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Towers Of The Kingdom (Day 3)

So he can basically take a shot at rerolling to another element with the knowledge that he can reset to his starter for free?

Wow, isn’t that just giving Sypher a total freebie.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Towers Of The Kingdom (Day 3)

Fire Wizard Alliance
No Fire Wizard may attack another Fire Wizard.
Fire Wizards should provide appropriate support to other Fire Wizards if it looks like help is going to be needed.
Fire Wizards should share spell ideas :)

[Point of Law: Patenting any magic fire that doesn’t need oxygen(ie. all of it) is unfair as the copyright is too vague. But if you insist, I suppose I could work in some bullshit about drawing oxygen from a dimension outside the universe full of nothing but pure, sweet oxygen. Why is a fire mage able to control this? Because the dimension is ON FUCKING FIRE, THAT’S WHY.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

I’m taking suggestions for the game. If you see that X regular, X FGF popular genre or X FGF meme/theme isn’t present, you can offer a suggestion for it to be added in.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Who here would support a FGF-themed TCG that can be played on FGF?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Towers Of The Kingdom (Day 3)

Am I allowed to:
1) Set the air on fire so it creates a bubble of fire around my tower to protect it from enemies?

2) Summon a Phoenix that bursts into flame and is reborn when it dies?

3) Summon Magma Golems that are big, ferocious and hard to kill?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Territory Wars - Sign Ups ( couple of days before start )

Originally posted by ilovekirby12:
Originally posted by Helltank:

I’m not playing in this bullshit game if kirby is allowed to keep his obviously overpowered minion.

Consider this a reserve sign for if/when admin nerfs that armor pierce, thanks.

Ok so you will play a game where BCLEGENDS has the exact same skill.

Obviously, dumbshit. He was my FUCKING ALLY.

Waiting for admin to confirm the nerf.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Towers Of The Kingdom (Day 3)

Sign
Name: Gandalf the Gay
Health: 10,000/10,000
Lasting Summons: None yet.
Element: None yet.
Level: 1 (0/10 XP)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / An Invisible War [Turn-Based Tactical Free For All]

Tap-Dancing

Turn 5
Move One:
A few footsteps tap on the ground as some people shift into position.

Move Two:
A few footsteps tap on the ground as some people shift into position.
With a crackling noise, thenewampkit, standing on square e5, delivers a vicious knife thrust to d5, but hits nothing.

Move Three:
A few footsteps tap on the ground as some people shift into position.
With a crackling noise, thenewampkit, standing on square e5, delivers a vicious knife thrust to e4, but hits nothing.

You have 24 hours to send in your moves for next turn.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Territory Wars - Sign Ups ( couple of days before start )

ban passive damage reduction and/or armour piercing, and that’ll make everything so much easier.
 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

These create your own minion games need to STOP ALLOWING THE PLAYERS TO MAKE THEIR OWN SKILLS IF THE ADMIN ISNT GOING TO BALANCE THE MINIONS OUT PROPERLY.

ffs

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Territory Wars - Sign Ups ( couple of days before start )

I’m not playing in this bullshit game if kirby is allowed to keep his obviously overpowered minion.

Consider this a reserve sign for if/when admin nerfs that armor pierce, thanks.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mafia Without A Clever Name (Mafia win)

If it’s a 2v2 then the mafia can just both agree to vote one person and because they have 2 votes on that person even if the 2 townies team up to lynch the mafia it will end in a tie and No Lynch.

For example, if the mafia is X and Y and the townies are A and B

X can just post “vote A” and Y posts “vote A”

and even if A and B manage to figure out their identities they have no way of stopping the lynch! Your tie-rule is therefore unfair.

Regardless, just in case admin changes tie rule:

vote: Darkboy

 
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Topic: Forum Games / An Invisible War [Turn-Based Tactical Free For All]

The Turn of Missed Stabs

Turn 4
Move One:
A few footsteps tap on the ground as a few people shift into position.
With a crackling noise, TheGreatPhoenix, standing on square c4, delivers a vicious knife thrust to b4, but hits nothing.
With a crackling noise, yeasy, standing on square b5, delivers a vicious knife thrust to c5, but hits nothing.

Move Two:
A few footsteps tap on the ground as a few people shift into position.
With a crackling noise, spikeabc, standing on square g3, delivers a vicious knife thrust to g2, but hits nothing.
With a crackling noise, TheGreatPhoenix, standing on square c4, delivers a vicious knife thrust to b3, but hits nothing.

Move Three:
A single pair of feet slide along the ground as it shifts into position.
With a crackling noise, yeasy, standing on square c6, delivers a vicious knife thrust to d5, but hits nothing.
With a crackling noise, TheGreatPhoenix, standing on square c4, delivers a vicious knife thrust to b5, but hits nothing.
With a crackling noise, thenewampkit, standing on square f4, delivers a vicious knife thrust to e5, but hits nothing.

You have 24 hours to send your moves for next turn.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / An Invisible War [Turn-Based Tactical Free For All]

Announcement
I will update the game tomorrow. Unfortunately, I will not be available to update the game on Tuesdays. This is just to let you know I haven’t forgotten about the game :3

 
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Topic: Forum Games / An Invisible War [Turn-Based Tactical Free For All]

Phoenix Flame Rising

Turn 3
Move One:
There is the sound of silent footsteps as everyone shifts into position quietly.

Move Two:
There is the sound of silent footsteps as everyone shifts into position quietly.
A scream pierces the air as TheGreatPhoenix, standing on square c4, stabs into square d4, killing LeNoobz. He receives 2 gold.

Move Three:
With a crackling noise, thenewampkit, standing on square g2, delivers a vicious knife thrust into h1, but hits nothing.
With a crackling noise, TheGreatPhoenix, standing on square c4, delivers a vicious knife thrust into d5, but hits nothing.

You have 24 hours to send in your moves for next turn.