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Topic: Forum Games / Murder in Paradise! Sign ups still open. Started!

So the number is below ten and above a 100

It’s equal to “the middle” and simultaneously above it.

wut

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Wrecked Games.

It’s allowed, because it’s game-related. But I do think General Thread would be a tad more appropriate.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A Journey Home [Main Game Thread]

tricky the clown

why is that red paint on my hands haha

wow this is fun

maybe not so fun for the sleeping man haha but I sure he likes red paint from his body finger paint hahahahahah

why did he make weird screech sound when I take the red paint?

he must like it :)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Majora's Mask Mafia INTEREST CHECK

This thread has seen more resurrected people than the tomb of Lazarus.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Murder in Paradise! Sign ups still open. Started!

NO SHIT

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Should anti-vax people be banned from traveling and having children?

I don’t believe the article, I’m pointing out to vikaTae that there are people who do believe that Wakefield is correct which is the basis for their anti-vax stance.

Just so you know, I support vaccinations.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mafia (Signups: 10/13)

Since you don’t have a role yet if you claim mafia it means you’re lying and if you’re lying you must be scum but that makes a paradox because you’re not lying anymore so

vote Zzzip50 for trying to confuse me with paradoxes.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Wrecked Games.

I would prefer to see an improvement in behavior over 1000 threads of this kind.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Murder in Paradise! Sign ups still open. Started!

I interpreted it as a sort of gimmicky, “moar rules as we go along!” thing. Host please clarify.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [MAIN GAME] [SIGNUPS ALWAYS OPEN]

[no time to make detailed post hope you won’t mind]

Outline
“Viper! Distract the mage!”

My knives are obviously no use, so I’m going to go by a route that the mage won’t think to expect. Without giving myself a chance to hesitate, I charge forward, zigzagging so he can’t hit me with the beam, attempting to tackle him to the ground with sheer brute force.

[yolo. but seriously, I’m betting this ghostly mage guy doesn’t work out a lot.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Majora's Mask Mafia INTEREST CHECK

Sign

ZZIPS BACK OMG

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A Journey Home [Sign-ups Thread]

Originally posted by Gentleman_Thief:

All I know is that, when this game starts, if Tricky doesn’t immediately start acting like Dr. Rockso the Rock & Roll Clown and remain in-character for the duration of his stay on the ship I will be MOST displeased. As for the cocaine (which will NOT be present, stay drug-free kids) we can substitute it for powdered propulsion fuel. That should put pep in your step, eh helltank?

I always stay in character. Don’t worry about this.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Murder in Paradise! Sign ups still open. Started!

sign if the host stops this “changing the rules” bullshit.

That’s just gay, I don’t think anybody can argue with that.

[walford isn’t a bad host, just a bad mafia player. No offense.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Canyon Crossfire - Night 2: The Proper Introduction of Morphium (4/17, 4 PM, UTC+3)

BestMte is using primarily scum logic (how the fuck would that only be useful to scum, it’s the equivalent of saying I have a towntell on X) and wants to kill off Pulsaris(which is the biggest proponent of activity right now)

Either hugely misguided or scumwagon. May be hoping for the “I’m the only guy who votes lol” outcome like happened D1 and kill off activity easily. Note how Kad, the most active, was targeted by the mafia. I think they’re targeting the active players.

vote BestMte

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

It’s more important to have teammates that trust each other and believe in the abilities of one another than to have the perfect battle plan for every situation.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Should anti-vax people be banned from traveling and having children?

Interesting that I read an article about Wakefield claiming he was demonized by the REAL silver-tongued serpents and the evidence proving he had falsified his data was in fact falsified itself by big medical corporations and that “several other prominent researchers” have backed up his claims.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A Journey Home [Sign-ups Thread]

Gotteraka, you be in charge of suiciding so horribly that the admin can’t make him not die without bending the realms of possibility. The rest of you are in charge of protecting me from threats.

COME HELL OR HEAVEN, EARTH OR WIND, FIRE OR WATER, I SWEAR I WILL NOT BE THE FIRST TO FALL.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

Originally posted by SypherKhode822:
<ain’t the GM.

Oof. Well, Helltank, I see how the cookie crumbles. I know what you think of me. So be it.

I’m pretty sure you’re trying to imply something, but I don’t quite get what it is.

Drakul’s Fortress is based on Castlevania

So that’s why you launched straight into the action with six skeletons… “have at thee” and all.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [MAIN GAME] [SIGNUPS ALWAYS OPEN]

Outline
What the fuck was that? Feels like a tidal wave of lava just smacked me right in the back. I can feel William’s sudden spike of fear through the telepathic bond, and quickly hurry back against the wall. I notice the ghostly mage’s staff gathering more shadows to it, and prepare to dodge to the side should it fire again.

At the same time, my hands flash, morphing shadow throwing knives. I flick my wrists forwards and try to throw the mage’s aim off.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A Journey Home [Sign-ups Thread]

Stop the spam, please.

 

Topic: Off-topic / I still havent watched porn yet-should I?

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Topic: Forum Games / A Journey Home [Sign-ups Thread]

He’s not misunderstood. Don’t control my character.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A Journey Home [Sign-ups Thread]

No, he’s an abomination of nature.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [MAIN GAME] [SIGNUPS ALWAYS OPEN]

[To the guys doing the escort mission; you’re the only people I’ve ever seen that have to escort a VIP and decide that said VIP should be a tank.]

[Technically I didn’t specify I went through gate but that was my intention and GM is god so]

William Harbringer
What the fuck was that thing? I feel cold, like a blizzard raging through my veins. I see Outline attempting to duck under the ball of dark magic, and feel through the psychic bond that she’s just as cold.
“Fuck.”

Outline, fall back, you’re in no condition to fight. Make a quiver of shadow arrows and shoot arrows from afar. Let Viper soak up the damage; he’s healthy.

[Screw you B_S! Everyone knows that in a dungeon the ominous looking room is the boss room and the innocent looking section of wall masks a lethal booby trap! You can’t just invert meta! hurrhurr]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A Journey Home [Sign-ups Thread]

>makes troll character

>gets approved

I feel a sudden urge to actually put a lot of effort into this RP for reasons I can’t adequately explain.