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Topic: Forum Games / Co-Captain Caption Calamity - Round 1 rating!

Good guy helltank rates all submissions 10/10.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia][Bastard] Paranoia (Day 1)(Confirmation Stage)[2 signs still available]

EBWOP: Random lynching is bad on this day or any day.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia][Bastard] Paranoia (Day 1)(Confirmation Stage)[2 signs still available]

1. Quite a lot. I’ve been playing mafia in FGF since… 2010? 2011? I can’t remember.
2. Many times. I’ve hosted quite a few too.
3. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: speculation about the setup is useless in a bastard game and will probably just backfire since any clues the host left are probably misdirection.
4. Yes. I will apply heavy verbal and vote pressure to anyone I find suspicious and will play aggressively to get the mafia lynched. I will not touch neutral benign or neutral neutral(such as jester) but I will go after neutral killing with the same priority rate as a regular mafia member.
5. It’s scummy in the absence of other scumtells or clear discussion. If there is a big debate/obvious scum going on, I will target those guys first.
6. Not unless it’s done to excess.
7. I expect this to happen at some point. I will defend myself to the best of my ability, obviously. If I predict I will die soon, I will release a giant infodump of everything I know including a night action log and results, suspected roles of various players, analysis of the current situation and who I suspect to be scum, confirmed town, what I suspect/deduce about the setup and so on. This will be combed through after I die since the town will then know that I was a townie and speaking in good faith.
8. I will play in order to maximize the chances of my win condition being fulfilled.
9. No.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Open] [RPG/Idle] Gaia (Day 1 - Noobtown Summoned)

I purchase a tough blade and leather jacket and ask for a quest. BC and Kad part request

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia][Bastard] Paranoia (Day 1)(Confirmation Stage)[2 signs still available]

confirm

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Realms Adrift [MAIN GAME] [SIGNUPS ALWAYS OPEN]

Ivy
Things were bad. Very bad. Ivy Beliazrael was nineteen, and had a demon in her house, shadows swirling around him. His fangs dripped with the blood of the fallen, and his eyes were the hate-filled orbs of demonkind.

But of course, that wasn’t the problem. She had demons over almost every day. The problem was, this one has a particularly bad injury – a Light Valkyrie had impaled his left wing with a crossbow bolt.

And she didn’t have any painkillers. The last one had gone to dull the screams of a paladin with a nasty gash to his… um… delicate areas.

“Argh! I’m so, so sorry, Azekaal!” You’d think that a teenage girl using that tone would be chatting with her friends about the latest movie, or comforting her BFF about a bad breakup. But even demons feel pain, and Ivy winced at the very thought of what he was going to go through.

The wound was nasty. The bolt had torn through the wing muscles of Azekaal, Spawn of Darkness, and stayed there lodged solidly. The wings wouldn’t heal unless Ivy pulled out the bolt, and she knew saying that would be painful would be a gross understatement. Her delicate form bent over the injured demon, a slight grimace on her face.
“Ssalright. Do itss,” he hissed.
“One… two…”

Pop.

“By the marrow of Lussifer!” Azekaal swore. Suddenly the bolt jerked out, releasing a spray of blood. Immediately a spray of rainbow-colored sparks fountained out from Ivy’s slender fingers, accelerating Azekaal’s healing rate and knitting the gap together.

“There!” said Ivy cheerfully. “All finished, Azekaal. You can go home now, there won’t be any more pain.” Azekaal rubbed his wings. “You ssshure you don’t need any compenssation, missstresss?” Ivy shook her head firmly. “Nope. I help people for free, not money.”

The shadow-wreathed Spawn of Darkness shrugged his bulky shoulders. “I am, as alwayss, in your debtss. Sso is the whole of the DarkLight, I imagine.” The tone was wry, but his expression was grateful, or as grateful as a demon can look, even as the shadows swallowed him, swirling and taking him back to his Fortress.

Ivy gave the vanishing demon a smile, before thoroughly washing her hands and going to her bedroom to check on the Orb. Surprisingly, it was glowing, and filled with a misty red. Ivy’s eyes widened as she probed the energies.

“Ooh, interesting. Looks I’m about to have visitors… I hope they’re nice!”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by ConstantProgress:

I was going to make a thread when a bunch of jerks started trashing it.
Thank you, Helltank! Thank you, adv0catus! Thank you, Lebossle! Thank you, monkey! Thank you, Pipipipipi314! Thank you, aeviternal! Thanks for ruining my thread!
Helltank did this to spite me. The others completely ignored the first post and posted around cluelessly.
But you, Helltank:
are the worst excuse of a human being I have ever had to deal with. You are so horrible that I had to close my thread. I’ve never hated anyone before until now, Helltank. You piece of crap. Leave me alone, don’t wreck my threads, and stop being a huge jerk.
Yeah this is just over a thread, I know, but seriously? Helltank needs to stop doing this.

How salty

EDIT: There have been recorded instances of regulars ninja’ing games and deleting after a few days. I did promise to delete after a day or two had gone by.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / My Forum Games #1: Achievement Mania!

Originally posted by ConstantProgress:

Okay, Lebossle, remove your post, Helltank, remove, adv0catus, remove, monkey, remove, Pipi, remove and wait until it starts.

make me

 
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Topic: Forum Games / My Forum Games #1: Achievement Mania!

I’ll remove my post in a day or so, after I take a screenshot of it.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / My Forum Games #1: Achievement Mania!

reserved for lock im the new host now

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Community-Related] Inclusion & Elitism.

How am I shitposting?

I think this is obvious. You clutter up the forums with garbage, you are a nuisance to deal with in games that you join(to the extent that you got eliminated pre-game round 1 by host decision from Moles) and you generally act whiny and irritating.

Why is Helltank picking on me?

It is my hope that if I do this often enough you will either clean up your act or gtfo. Both outcomes are acceptable.

Why oes he like picking on people?

I only pick on idiots. They’re enjoyable to pick on.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Strategy] -- The Moles -- [Round 1, Task 3: The Trinity] [Deadline: Mar 2 6PM UTC+8]

Summary of Game So Far
> instalock exemption
> instalock exemption
> instalock exemption

> salty other players
> threats
> insults
> exemption instalockers get salty also

> adv0 gets warned by host.

> more saltiness and game theory

> this summary

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Strategy] -- The Moles -- [Round 1, Task 3: The Trinity] [Deadline: Mar 2 6PM UTC+8]

egoistic little bastards

It’s true. Stop being salty about it, I can’t change the outcome no matter what names you call me.

a big metagame

You mean people will think I am a selfish, arrogant person. Officially claiming selfish, arrogant person

There, that settles it.

only your vote

It’s not a vote, this isn’t a democracy, it’s an Ultimatum game. You snooze you lose

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Dweller Redux [Sign-up and OC thread] [Sign-ups are open]

What detail? I fixed the fifty thousand minor problems you pointed out, including age, bio, soul deletion, soul absorbtion, exponential damage, possessions and skills.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Open] [RPG/Idle] Gaia (Day 1 - Noobtown Summoned)

We need more tanks. Someone should go either semitank/bruiser or dodge caster. A full tank would be good but not necessary since we already have 2 full tanks.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Strategy] -- The Moles -- [Round 1, Task 3: The Trinity] [Deadline: Mar 2 6PM UTC+8]

I believe that:

P(eliminated next round) x (negative utility from town not having me in the game) > (utility of 10 mFw in the pot).

In other words, its worth 10 mFw to ensure I stay around for round five. It would be bad NOT to pick exemption.

(Yes, I’m arrogant. This is known.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Strategy] -- The Moles -- [Round 1, Task 3: The Trinity] [Deadline: Mar 2 6PM UTC+8]

Was referring to occoas poor host comment.

Yes, I read your previous post and I don’t think the host will set this challenge again. Its the Moles, not Ultimatum by Puls. If it happens again… then I will pick option one. But as long as I think its non iterated, I’m voting exemption. Right mow nobody has the power to change anything, so everyone should just send in the mFw option and wait for deadline.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Strategy] -- The Moles -- [Round 1, Task 3: The Trinity] [Deadline: Mar 2 6PM UTC+8]

What does the host have anything to do with this.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Strategy] -- The Moles -- [Round 1, Task 3: The Trinity] [Deadline: Mar 2 6PM UTC+8]

Originally posted by Lebossle:

Clarifying: ht, what you made this into is this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimatum_game , and I believe the best option is to deny your really selfish offer

So you believe that taking 0% of the money is better than 99-1? This is a locked-in, non iterated variant, so all you’re doing is losing that one percent out of… spite? Rage? Moley attempts to undermine town? Honestly, I can’t tell.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Strategy] -- The Moles -- [Round 1, Task 3: The Trinity] [Deadline: Mar 2 6PM UTC+8]

Let me tell you a story. Once there was a group of zombie outbreak survivors gathered in their hideout. A big horde of zombies is coming next week(the elimination round) and they are worried.

Each survivor can choose to do one of two things: he could collect food to benefit everyone(mFw option) or put on one of three ACME zombie vests, allowing them to definitely survive the horde(exemption). Each vest is made from Unobtanium and cannot be taken off once put on(submissions can’t be changed).

Immediately three survivors rush to the vests and quickly put them on, each claiming they are very valuable to the survivors and must be kept alive.

It is reasonable to debate the ethics of doing so. It might even be reasonable to scold the vest guys and give them less food(deny them mFw in later rounds) as punishment.

What Lebossle has done is BURN ALL THREE VESTS AND A LARGE CHUNK OF THE FOOD. How on earth does this help anybody?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Strategy] -- The Moles -- [Round 1, Task 3: The Trinity] [Deadline: Mar 2 6PM UTC+8]

Originally posted by occooa:
Originally posted by Helltank:

It’s certainly better than forcing town to lose all exemptions and extra mFw.

And what if Lebossle asks for exemption? Will you take the blame? Because in that case, you did indeed force town to lose those bonuses.

Actually no, I forced nobody. You could have decided to do the smart thing and max out pot since all exemptions are taken, but you instead chose to waste 4 players actions(even if both moles are on exempt list, that’s still 2 wasted town actions) and lose 20 mFw(ie. Wasting another two actions) to boot.

Lebossle has a choice to do the above and he chose to do so. Why this is is beyond my comprehension. A mole sabotaging town wouldn’t have posted about it in the thread and town would not do it because you’re essentially negating the actions of AT LEAST FOUR townies including yourself. I can only conclude some sort of hidden rogue role or temporary insanity.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Strategy] -- The Moles -- [Round 1, Task 3: The Trinity] [Deadline: Mar 2 6PM UTC+8]

It’s certainly better than forcing town to lose all exemptions and extra mFw.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Strategy] -- The Moles -- [Round 1, Task 3: The Trinity] [Deadline: Mar 2 6PM UTC+8]

Submissions cannot be changed. That means that no matter what happens, those 3 exemptions have been locked in stone. IF you try to send in another one, that means you’re actively sabotaging the town. Don’t try to use principles and shit to disguise the fact that you WILL be sabotaging the town if you send in fourth exemption.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Open] [RPG/Idle] Gaia (Day 1 - Noobtown Summoned)

ooh, so adaptable.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game-Related] Town of Salem.

There is a large group of FGF-only people and we are playing custom. Please join ASAP if you want in.