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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Ninja village (Day 2 Deadline 01.02.2015. 09:00 GMT+2)

MODKILLVOTE: hyproblast

or the mafia will win while town is too busy policy lynching faggots.

I know I promised to do a roster run and didn’t, so in return I’m going to promise to delay today’s roster run.

Sorry, but exams are coming up :\

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Temple of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Mafia NIGHT FIVE: [Squirrels are Invading][DEADLINE: 28/1/14 12:20 PM GMT+8]

Night Five: Squirrels are Invading
With the vote count standing a 2:2 for BCLEGENDS and Sabin7, the fact that BCLEGENDS was voted first comes into play, and the Temple reluctantly agrees to submit him to trial by squirrel.

BCLEGENDS steps hesitantly into the cage, then his eyes widen as a horde of flying squirrels pounces-

eeeepepeeepepepeepepep CHEEP argh no my eye CHEEEEEEP

*BCLEGENDS has been lynched. His role will be revealed tomorrow.

Deadline 31/1/15, 2:30 PM GMT+8

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Temple of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Mafia NIGHT FIVE: [Squirrels are Invading][DEADLINE: 28/1/14 12:20 PM GMT+8]

Disclaimer: Most of the flavor text is bullshit that will not appear in the game. Don’t read too much into it, on either way.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Ninja village (Day 2 Deadline 01.02.2015. 09:00 GMT+2)

1. Who do you find most suspicious right now and why?
2. Who do you find least suspicious right now and why?
3. What do you think of the last RQS?
4. What do you think of the policy lynch on Samuel?
5. Please do a roster run of everyone in the game.

[A roster run is where you list down EVERY player and write down what you think of them, their actions and so on, line by line. For example:

A – I think he is suspicious because XXX. Also, YYY. Furthermore, ZZZ.
B – He has defended A’s actions which seems shady to me. However, he has a lot of town tells because XXX. My read on him is YYY.
C – He is very innocent in my eyes. He has lead lynches of 2 scum members so far. He may be a power role due to his ability to find mafia members. Remember that on page 2 he breadcrumbed cop by doing XXX.

and so on.

Make sure you are detailed and try to do at least one roster run every day phase. I will do a proper one tomorrow since I don’t have time right now.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Ninja village (Day 2 Deadline 01.02.2015. 09:00 GMT+2)

Anyone else think the RNG is poorly designed and blatant infofishing?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Ninja village (Day 2 Deadline 01.02.2015. 09:00 GMT+2)

1. Don’t try to fish for information. It makes me nervous, and I get twitchy with my votes when I’m nervous.
On a more serious note, I think it is anti-town to fakeclaim. VERY anti-town.

2. I’ve played before, and won before.

3. Point out the reasons why I am not the mafia.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Arena Masters (TCG) Week 1 no league, but there will be a card set around friday.

I have doubts but I’m always up for giving newbies a chance. Sign

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Ninja village (Day 2 Deadline 01.02.2015. 09:00 GMT+2)

Well, that’s a shitload of useful, Samuel. Excellent defense.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Temple of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Mafia NIGHT FIVE: [Squirrels are Invading][DEADLINE: 28/1/14 12:20 PM GMT+8]

Unfortunately, the Sauce was night three, only I forgot to put it in the heading. That’s why I turned a blind eye to your nightly post.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game-Related] The "Choose My Next Game!" Thread

For an example of what a horror text adventure might look like, search One Shadow on FGF.

it won’t be as retarded as that though

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game-Related] The "Choose My Next Game!" Thread

After my current mafia ends, I will do a text adventure.

Do you want a:

1) Murder mystery

2) psychological horror

3) fantasy quest

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Ninja village (Day 2 Deadline 01.02.2015. 09:00 GMT+2)

In fact, he continued spamming that particular mafia for a while after the host removed him, leading to his posts being removed.

Erich, why in all fucking jesus christ would you vote darkboy?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Temple of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Mafia NIGHT FIVE: [Squirrels are Invading][DEADLINE: 28/1/14 12:20 PM GMT+8]

Day Four: Pop Goes the Weasel

In the darkest part of the night-

a shadow wakens.

F’TAGH CTHULHU M’GIN FHALLARALA!
cries the shadow

“Yo, what the fuck?”

There is a sound like wet tentacles slapping against a wall slick with blood. A terrible, terrible screech fills the night…

They never found more than a few tiny pieces of Lebossle’s innards. He was a pious worshipper, didn’t cause any trouble, didn’t have any special abilities whatsoever. Who would want to kill him?

Lebossle has died. He was a Vanilla Townie.

Deadline 28/1/15, 12:20 PM GMT+8

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Ninja village (Day 2 Deadline 01.02.2015. 09:00 GMT+2)

Confirm.

Vote: SamuelIG2468, let’s just get rid of this fucker ASAP.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

Kazuya, please go into detail on your plans and ideas for the game. CoPrsBro, only the original host of the game can declare wins.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Seraphic Legacy [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

I read the whole game thread when I was sitting on the toilet to catch up since I signed up late.

If I can do it in one shitting, you can too.

#kadpuns

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Temple of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Mafia NIGHT FIVE: [Squirrels are Invading][DEADLINE: 28/1/14 12:20 PM GMT+8]

Unfortunately, the sauce

_ticktockticktocktick

TOK_

“Pst! Hey buddy. Wanna buy a bolognese shot?”
“Hey, hey.”
“Alright, then. 15k for the hit and 25k for the party afterward.”
“See you in a month’s time…”

Nobody has been lynched.

Deadline 23/5/15, 3:08 PM GMT+8

[seriously guys why you no active :’( ]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Temple of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Mafia NIGHT FIVE: [Squirrels are Invading][DEADLINE: 28/1/14 12:20 PM GMT+8]

Let the Temple welcome and acknowledge DJPenguinLOL as its newest Lukewarm Believer, having been vouched for by Temple member Kadleon.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

If each season is long enough to count as a full game, I suggest you make different game threads for bookkeeping, clarity and convenience reasons.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

the first person to identify a nimrod will get a handful of sun.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

It shouldn’t be possible to give people multi-wins.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Temple of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Mafia NIGHT FIVE: [Squirrels are Invading][DEADLINE: 28/1/14 12:20 PM GMT+8]

Vote Count
With the removal of the noisy gong
The temple oft got its time wrong
So they brought in a big midnight clock
and it went:
ticktockticktock
The sound started to drive everyone crazy;
No votes were cast, they were all too lazy.

No votes yet.

Deadline 21/1/14 9:00 AM GMT+ 8

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Seraphic Legacy [MAIN GAME] [SIGNUPS ALWAYS OPEN]

Donald Cairo
I glance nervously around the room, with its computers and weird metal machines. There is a seat for me; I take it. It’s comfortable. The helmet isn’t comfortable. There are prongs, or bits on the inside, poking through the velvet. They remind me of gun barrels, pressed to my skull.

I lean back and try to relax, but my mind is filled with roiling images. I don’t like the feel of this thing, hoss. Luke Teach sounds… disgusted? Feels… ugh.

There is a loud beep, and the machine kicks into action.

Suddenly the picture flares before me, an empty bottle on a sticky counter-top. A ragged bartender in a dirty shirt, shouting at me, drunk off my ass. The feel of the metal door shoving against my hand as I stumble out and spot a demon. It sobers me up immediately, the slippery bastard. In a fraction of a second my gun is in my hand, and I catch it in the face with a white blast of energy. The shot tears a good red chunk off its serpentine head, and a second one to the torso finishes it off.

The stadium is under attack by some sort of huge thing. I stumble away, knowing I can’t fight a demon that large. Weren’t there supposed to be Seed Hosts in the city? They’ll deal with it, not me. A ragged strip of my shirt is wound tight around the massive gash in my arm.

I remember the cool air-con in the airplane as I walk in, one of the other Exorcists in Chicago healing my arm. Then time blurs, and a multitude of pictures flash across my eyes – she screams as the demon chews thoughtfully on her child’s entrails, before its claws rake across her belly, spilling her blood onto the ground – and then

Remove the helmet, hoss. You’re finished.

I let out a relieved sigh and shove it off my head, ruffling my hair as it does so. “I’m done,” I say, unnecessarily.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Temple of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Mafia NIGHT FIVE: [Squirrels are Invading][DEADLINE: 28/1/14 12:20 PM GMT+8]

ticktockticktock

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Temple of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Mafia NIGHT FIVE: [Squirrels are Invading][DEADLINE: 28/1/14 12:20 PM GMT+8]

Clarification: The Flying Spaghetti Monster did attend back900’s funeral in spirit. He assures all parties involved that back900 does, indeed, have spaghetti love from Him.