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Topic: Off-topic / BATTLE OF SAHPAM

im joining this just so I can quit

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

You should publicly say “I QUIT” and then stop posting, with occasional reminders that you’re not posting and he can’t make you post in private messages.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / The Giver recently became compulsory reading for 6-7th graders in Hungary

Originally posted by jhco50:
Originally posted by Pleasedonot5:

hamuka,

This need for over-sheltering our children that you purport — why is it necessary?

My brother, when he was in 6th-7th grade, had to read The Giver, and I don’t believe he was scarred from it. I also read it, and I loved it — I didn’t find anything socially or sexually explicit that concerned me while reading it. Nowadays, when kids are playing games like Grand Theft Auto V and Call of Duty, you are concerned about children reading a book that promotes freedom of thinking and emotion — one that shows the protagonist breaking out of a dystopia so that the people can be returned their natural emotions and feelings?

Also, keep in mind that 6th and 7th graders are going to be going through what the book calls “the stirrings,” or feelings of sexual desire. To prohibit and taboo these natural feelings as shown in the book seems wrong and unnecessary. Children at that age should be reinforced that what they are going through is normal, and they should start to be exposed to some of the questions of society so that they can start to critically think for themselves: “Is what the Elders are doing right? Why or why not? What is more important — order or freedom?” and the like.

Man I wish you guys would stop trying to destroy our society with your off the wall ideas of what should be. 11 to 13 year old kids are children. They are immature in their thinking and are not ready for sex of any kind. Let them be children for as long as they can be. Let them grow up right.

And the book hamuka is talking about is nothing but liberals trying to indoctrinate our children to socialism. Would you youngsters pleases wake up and see what is really going on. Stop listening to the crackpots on here (not mentioning any names) and think about all the crap you are getting from them.

Many people would disagree with you that 11 to 13 year olds are not ready for sex of any kind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Five Nights At Roleplay 0.3

Sign as Bonnie, Chica, Foxy, Springtrap, Toy Bonnie, Toy Chica, Toy Foxy(Mangle), The Puppet, Balloon Boy, Shadow Freddy, Shadow Bonnie , Custom2, Custom3, Custom4, Custom5, Custom6, Custom7, Custom8, Custom9 and Custom10

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Competition/Strategy] [Game 1 - 16s Matchup] Rock, Paper, Scissors | Round #3

well played jouteur

well played

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Quiz 4] -- The Moles -- [DL: 13 May 2130 UTC+8]

I’m untruthful ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Special Announcement--this is not a game] Welcome the New Forum Mods!

An eggcellent choice. Kongratulations!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Quiz 4] -- The Moles -- [DL: 13 May 2130 UTC+8]

I want 3 quiz points

Y’all get to work on the mFW, I’m terrible at the quizzes and 90% sure I only passed because of other players getting kicked out.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Master Thread

Wasn’t there some bullshit about night actions being randomized? How can I accept a win if thats the case?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Quiz 4] -- The Moles -- [DL: 13 May 2130 UTC+8]

Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:

I am not a mole. I know nothing is certain, but what bad can happen? You all get a higher chance to pass the quiz because I don’t get an exemption.

FoS Gonkeymonkey, because it’s been clearly explained how horribly you can sabotage our next round if you are the mole. I’m not sure if moles have to do the quizzes, but since all teh questions are mole-centric you’ll find it easy to do anyway.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Master Thread

Originally posted by GeorGeKiLLeRx:

How many posts I did in FG this far?

deny for life

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Strategy/Competition] Battleship Brigades: Sign-ups

Name: THAT Ship
Items: The mythical N/A
Ship: Standard (30×30 warhammer death star that rapes everything in its path)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Haunted Forest [Post-Game Discussion]

vote:back900

lumberjacks cut down trees

save the earth

lynch back900

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Haunted Forest [Post-Game Discussion]

no im rely mafia this time not like the other time when i was faking in that oter mafia hahahaha

btw my partner is nikeas

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Haunted Forest [Post-Game Discussion]

Originally posted by Arecyl:

Helltank, I want you to roleclaim. The fate of the town depends on your role.

… and because he’s probably going to ignore me, does anyone know enough Helltank-psychology to know how to trick him into coming to this thread and actually answering?

im mafia lel

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

I primarily remember BLOODYRAIN as a time marker, because he’s the first person I looked at and I was like “oh look a newbie” (before then I was a newbie myself and could not make newfag declarations without fear of hypocrisy).

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Competition/Strategy] [Game 1 - 16s Matchup] Rock, Paper, Scissors | Round #3

Sign

I will only play rocks, and no other move. Keep this in mind when playing against me.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Haunted Forest [Post-Game Discussion]

vote nikeas

for insulting me on skype lel

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Quiz 4] -- The Moles -- [DL: 13 May 2130 UTC+8]

Originally posted by djrockstar:

from the looks of it, there are 4 pineapples, 4 mangosteens, 4 jackfruits and one snozzberry. Meaning one pineapple and one mangosteen is lying.

We don’t have any confirmation that the number of fruits are equal: for all we know, there could be only 1 pineapple and 7 mangosteens and all pineapple claimers are evil scumbags.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game-Related] Town of Salem.

Helltank’s Guide to Playing Veteran
1) on day 2, quickly get the name of the person who died to mafia n1
2) wait until the end of the day
3) near the end of the day(about 15 seconds left), quickly say “I’m the lookout and 2 people visited the guy who died last night, that means one of them is the GF”.
4) if someone asks “who?” tell them you will put it in your last will.
5) alert.
6) put your name in your death note
7) ask for roles, act as night-immune mayor.

EDIT: Be sure to mention that you are putting the identity of the GF in your last will to encourage janitors/blackmailers to come at you as well as the GF. If the person was also targeted by an SK, say that you saw 3 people. Always add 1 extra guy to the list of possible evils so the GF thinks he has some claim space and can safely kill you.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mongs Bar(night 1)

doge
i trasnform into mongs and serve everyone martinis.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game-Related] Town of Salem.

My mistake here: the 5 people kill was with VETERAN, not werewolf.

I think my biggest killstreak with WW was like… 2. WErewolf is heavily underpowered in ranked.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Master Thread

Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:

This has been a perfectly normal game. No host fails, no rule-changes. I don’t know what the “bad execution” thing is about. Also, although BS, I have a theory that Racebandit doesn’t want my win to be awarded because he is jealous that I won the game and he didn’t.

I heavily doubt this. I know RaceBandit and I can vouch that he’s extremely fair when it comes to wins.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game-Related] Town of Salem.

I’ve hit 5 people in one night before, no screenie though.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mongs Bar(night 1)

the shitter noob
“how do i shot web?” i ask, then i summon a dragon and kill everyone.

“ha ha ha!” i laugh happily. then i take a knife and shot steve.