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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Realms Adrift [MAIN GAME] [SIGNUPS ALWAYS OPEN]

Ivy Beliazrael
The girl in the white dress wrung her hands together and blushed, reflexively looking down. So they hadn’t fired the first shot after all. She could just imagine
“Um… I’m really sorry about that but… they’ve sort of been at war and they’re not used to seeing a powerful demon and not immediately killing it.” She looked up, and hastily said, “I know that doesn’t excuse what they did.”

The strange man lowered his wings, seemingly mollified, and Ivy watched nervously as they retracted into his skin. The girl didn’t seem too angry about the whole thing, which was a relief, because it would be well within her power to tear apart the DarkLight over such an insult to her person.

They didn’t seem dangerous, or crazy. And they certainly had the power to kill Pariel, but chose to knock him unconscious instead. They were powerful, to be sure, but likeable; the girl in particular Ivy felt like she could get to know.

Ivy Beliazrael spread her wings, and formally bowed to them. “Then be welcome, visitors to the DarkLight, and may you enjoy your stay.” She broke the stance, settling into a more natural posture, her wings flexing in a more relaxed form. “And, uh, if you want, I could give you a tour around the realm. It isn’t very big, but it’s home, you know?” She tried a small smile at them.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Tutorial: How to Troll

$50 that petesahooligan is deliberately pretending that our posts are part of an attempt to “practice” trolling and is therefore giving critique on our attempts in order to piss us off even further.

Although I don’t think anyone here is fool enough to take that bet.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by Knoob85687:
Originally posted by qwertyuiopazs:
Originally posted by Knoob85687:
Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:

Anyone up for a game of Cards Against Humanity? Password is Walrus.

[don’t ever take bloody up on an offer like this]

[all the people who attend suck and are gay and talk about adv0 sucking them off]

[okay well i at least didn’t talk about adv0 sucking me off because that would be weird]

He didn’t write in brackets in CAH.
The truth has been revealed.

[what truth]

the truth of your anti-bracketness, presumably.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game-Related] Town of Salem.

Sometimes I intentionally write my will as:

[suspicious player] the [my role].

For example, say I’m Smiler the Doctor. Normally I would write:

“Smiler the Doctor”

But let’s say I’m heavily suspicious of William Hobbs and think he’s mafia, but the town are stubborn and don’t want to lynch him. Sometimes I will just write:

“William Hobb is extremely suspicious and definitely mafia. Lynch him.”

But in the case of more recalcitrant or illiterate towns, a good tactic to use is to write:

“William Hobbs the Doctor”
in my will. That way, everyone thinks he’s disguiser and lynches him. I also do this with whichever player first called me out as a jester when I play jester, just to fuck them over.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Straight Fire - The Rap-Off (Round 1 - Judging Round)

Food
Sausages, sausages, hamburger
I broke up with my ex-girl.
Here’s her number.
PSYCHE
it’s the wrong number

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

[something something knob sucks dick lel]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

Originally posted by Horcruxial:

Im asking for regularship.

Hosts for the souls of evil mass murdering Dark Lords are denied regship because that’s way out of your league son
 
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Topic: Forum Games / Straight Fire - The Rap-Off (Round 1 - Judging Round)

I’m not a rapper but
you can call me Freshlord
and you aint gon nevar gonna get bored
of listening to my sick heat
watching my enemies retreat
in the face of my slamming beats

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Respect to the incognito mod who helped me format my lenny faces into a straight line that is as long as my dick. Teach my your secrets please.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

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in other news, come play town of salem with me

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Tutorial: How to Troll

All I see is little children trying desperately to be as good as the twin legends Developous and Vanguarde.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / (Game #1)Five Nights at Freddy's: The Forum Game.(RP Mafia) (Night 4!)

vote: Gripi because he’s not helping us at all so

 
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Topic: Forum Games / (Game #1)Five Nights at Freddy's: The Forum Game.(RP Mafia) (Night 4!)

bonnie is a pussy, 1v1 me skrub, get rekt

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Nightmares Game.(signups)

This has the best game-playing mechanics ever. You’re basically godmoding everybody with 0 input from players.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / (Game #1)Five Nights at Freddy's: The Forum Game.(RP Mafia) (Night 4!)

I step outside.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Realms Adrift [MAIN GAME] [SIGNUPS ALWAYS OPEN]

Ivy Beliazrael
She felt them long before she saw them, standing on the base of the Mountain of Blood, on the very outskirts of Light influence. And strange they were indeed. She felt their power, pulsing away at their centers, but it was cloaked, hidden; she could not discern how much there was, only that there was a lot of it.

Wings flared wide and outstretched, she swooped in from above, unhesitating as she spun and twirled through the various wards constructed to stop demons from flying in. Those wards were sensitive enough to detect her demon heritage, but Ivy knew them like the back of her hand, their holes and weak spots. She’d been asked, many times, how to get through them, mostly by demons she was tending.

She never told, of course. That wouldn’t be fair.

A blazing light leapt from a shaft of solid light, carefully carved and shaped with a bright star at the end, and swept over them like a searchlight. But though it picked out rocks and tiny plants, pierced through solid stone and transmitted back instantaneous information about its findings, it could not pierce the skin of the two visitors. And Ivy gasped, for she felt the light disintegrating even as it touched them.

An odd couple, for certain. Silver-haired and yellow eyed was the man, fair and quiet, robed in pure white with three pairs of wings arching out from his back, soft and feathery, but which rustled with a gravitas that spoke of hidden depths of power.

The woman – no, it wasn’t a woman at all, it was a girl, barely older than Ivy, but with… proportions… that put hers to shame. By any sane standard, she was a stunning beauty, and donned a set of revealing black clothes. Black wings protruded from her back, and her aura felt of demons. At first Ivy hesitated in surprise, for such a powerful demon was not commonly seen standing peacefully beside someone who was obviously of angelic descent. A pair of cute little cat ears stood up from her head, and a short cat’s tail swished along the ground, drawing a slight grin from Ivy, which quickly faded as she looked again and saw that the girl had at least as much power as the man.

Ivy Beliazrael could potentially take on the whole of the DarkLight and win. But she couldn’t go up against even one of these visitors. If they decided to attack, the DarkLight would shatter into a million pieces.

Don’t be intimidated. Take deep breaths. Don’t be quick to judge them, even if they DID attack inhabitants of the DarkLight.

So Ivy landed, wand conspicuously pointed at the floor, and gave them her best smile, the one that even demon lords couldn’t resist completely. With a slight bow, she addressed them.

“Hello, visitors, and welcome to the DarkLight.” Ugh. So formal. She hated talking like that. “I, um, am the local Realm Core. An angel told me that he and his compatriots were attacked here. Did you see anything?” Actually, they were probably the ones who attacked Pariel and his comrades, but long experience acting as a mediator between two violently hostile forces had taught her to presume innocence, and always act as though the other party had done nothing wrong until they admitted to it.

Even as she spoke, she felt the tugging at her heart, the feeling of the Orb of Balance exerting its influence across the DarkLight and strengthening the Citadel of Light to compensate for the temporary incapicitation of seven of its strongest warriors.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game-Related] Town of Salem.

Just won a ranked game on day 2 as veteran. Killed two mafia n1, BG got arso and we lynched the mafioso d2 for not giving role to me.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game-Related] Town of Salem.

A conservative estimate would be 150 wins and maybe 40 to 50 losses. Actual numbers are probably higher because this is a conservative estimate(duh).

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game-Related] Town of Salem.

Wins
too many to count

Losses
too many to count

Draws
4

 
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Topic: Forum Games / (Game #1)Five Nights at Freddy's: The Forum Game.(RP Mafia) (Night 4!)

I tell SocialGamer the position of the animatronics. It turns out they’re right next to him and they attack him before he can react.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game-Related] Town of Salem.

Day 1
“I’m jailor protect me”

Day 2
“I’M CONSIG AND X IS SK”

This always works. Always.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game-Related] Town of Salem.

The Medium Curse does not exist, Medium is a damn good role but does not offer enough utility/defence/firepower to be given a G Tier.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game-Related] Town of Salem.

That used to be the case, but they changed that in the previous patch such that stalemate detector only kicks in in the case of a FORCED win. In other words, when the mafia will die NO MATTER WHAT HE DOES. So your statement is correct, but only for a previous patch.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Dweller Redux [Game thread] [Sign-ups open]

Arkfurionsk Inferfurie
There was a brief moment where I had considered simply opening the man’s skull like a clam, but then he had the… not very smart… idea of attempting to physically assault Lilith. It was an interesting opportunity, and therefore I stayed my scythe and watched as he was destroyed by the cloaked scientist and his partner. Adam and Lilith. A small shard of a thought tugged at my mind, a feeling of remembrance, as though I’d heard that name somewhere.

Take note. The white flames; she wasn’t kidding around when she displayed her light magic. Judging from that display of magical ability, I definitely wouldn’t be able to take them on and win. I could probably fight one of them to a standstill, judging from Adam’s power level and assuming his partner had the same power, but both of them would rip me apart.

Shadows and wind snake out from Adam and promptly take apart what little life that worthless maggot had left in his body. Then a portal opens, and he is seized by robotic arms, presumably to be anally probed, tortured and killed.

The man is very polite to me, afterwards, even though he knows he has the psychological advantage after that display of power. My cloak stops flapping and goes absolutely still, not a single fold shifting. A sign of respect, the void spectre equivalent of standing at attention.

“Apologize for that display? Surely not. Adam.” The word is unfamiliar to me, it squirms on my tongue. I don’t like human names. “I was greatly amused by that.”

I let myself drift a little closer to him. “I am intrigued by your power. I have not felt its like in a number of years. It seems to me that you’d be a great asset in the battle against the Empire. Wouldn’t you?” A shred of my cloak unfurls itself, and drifts slowly into Adam’s hand. “A token. I would meet with you, after all this… paperwork is finished. Present it as proof you are not an imposter.”

I incline the hood of my cloak towards him, and casually return to my long wait in line. Hook him in now, get him interested in an alliance. Such a man would be a potent ally indeed.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game-Related] Town of Salem.

To be clear, I was speaking of Ranked. Classic is so dependent on player skill that it doesn’t really matter whether you’re playing Medium or Jailor because anyone with a modicum of skill is going to crush the opposition with ease anyway. I have a (no joke) 85%~ percent winrate on Classic, and that’s a pretty average rate amongst higher-level players. Blinzer(IGN Loser, www.twitch.tv/Blinzer) has a 95(!) percent winrate in Classic when he plays as Town.

if maf and trans are the only ones left after hanging SK

Then the trans will trans the maf with himself and the maf will NOT KILL ANYBODY BECAUSE HE ISN’T DUMB. He’ll just decline to make a kill during the night phase and the game will stalemate.

as long as they aren’t misued too frequently

lel

There is no right or wrong answer towards how good any role is

No it isn’t. I can prove objectively that an Investigator is more useful to a town than a Sheriff, simply by looking at the percentage of Town wins when the town investigative is an invest versus the percentage of Town wins when the town investigative is a Sheriff. You can’t argue with statistics.

For the record, games with mediums as opposed to Escorts actually have a slightly higher win rate for Town. This number spikes dramatically when you filter out games that don’t have a Janitor or Disguiser. Numbers don’t lie; mediums are strong.

should be in their will

> classic
> should be in their will

Also, dead people usually can figure out who the mafia is better than alive people. The person who’s alive has to constantly worry about things like “how should I use my night ability”, “should I vote this guy” and other things. Dead people are released from obligation and are free to speculate(usually with more success) about the identity of the mafia. It’s not uncommon for a mafioso to die and say something like “ugh report X for being a shit GF” in dead chat either.

I don’t get this

It’s simple. Mediums draw the mafia members’ attention by baiting(saying things that will make the mafia want to kill them, like “I am jailor” or “I’m invest and [shady guy] is mafia!”). This draws the mafia members’ attention AWAY from other power roles like the Jailor or Investigator.

crushing domination

Usually, a medium played by an extreme player tends to have the Medium leading the town and pushing its momentum forward and being very aggressive. Mediums are more expendable(especially since they GAIN a power when dead, so dying isn’t a very bad thing for them) so they can afford to throw themselves forward and place heavy pressure on the mafia. If you’re a fan of mafiascum, look up Albert B. Rampage. Otherwise, just look at how I used to play in mafia on Day 1(with the hyperaggressiveness). That’s the sort of crushing domination that the medium can exploit.

Ideally, the mafia’s thoughts should be “Jesus fucking christ, we’re dealing with a madman. Any slip we make and we will end up in instant death.” So they spend half the game roleblocking, witching etc. you while the real power roles quietly work from behind the scenes.