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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Haunted Forest [Day 4 Deadline: 02.05.2015. 09:00 GMT +2] [Reserve needed!]

no im rely mafia this time not like the other time when i was faking in that oter mafia hahahaha

btw my partner is nikeas

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Haunted Forest [Day 4 Deadline: 02.05.2015. 09:00 GMT +2] [Reserve needed!]

Originally posted by Arecyl:

Helltank, I want you to roleclaim. The fate of the town depends on your role.

… and because he’s probably going to ignore me, does anyone know enough Helltank-psychology to know how to trick him into coming to this thread and actually answering?

im mafia lel

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

I primarily remember BLOODYRAIN as a time marker, because he’s the first person I looked at and I was like “oh look a newbie” (before then I was a newbie myself and could not make newfag declarations without fear of hypocrisy).

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Competition] [Signups/Game 1] Rock, Paper, Scissors

Sign

I will only play rocks, and no other move. Keep this in mind when playing against me.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Haunted Forest [Day 4 Deadline: 02.05.2015. 09:00 GMT +2] [Reserve needed!]

vote nikeas

for insulting me on skype lel

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Task 11] -- The Moles -- [DL: 1 May 1300 UTC+8]

Originally posted by djrockstar:

from the looks of it, there are 4 pineapples, 4 mangosteens, 4 jackfruits and one snozzberry. Meaning one pineapple and one mangosteen is lying.

We don’t have any confirmation that the number of fruits are equal: for all we know, there could be only 1 pineapple and 7 mangosteens and all pineapple claimers are evil scumbags.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game-Related] Town of Salem.

Helltank’s Guide to Playing Veteran
1) on day 2, quickly get the name of the person who died to mafia n1
2) wait until the end of the day
3) near the end of the day(about 15 seconds left), quickly say “I’m the lookout and 2 people visited the guy who died last night, that means one of them is the GF”.
4) if someone asks “who?” tell them you will put it in your last will.
5) alert.
6) put your name in your death note
7) ask for roles, act as night-immune mayor.

EDIT: Be sure to mention that you are putting the identity of the GF in your last will to encourage janitors/blackmailers to come at you as well as the GF. If the person was also targeted by an SK, say that you saw 3 people. Always add 1 extra guy to the list of possible evils so the GF thinks he has some claim space and can safely kill you.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mongs Bar(night 1)

doge
i trasnform into mongs and serve everyone martinis.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game-Related] Town of Salem.

My mistake here: the 5 people kill was with VETERAN, not werewolf.

I think my biggest killstreak with WW was like… 2. WErewolf is heavily underpowered in ranked.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:

This has been a perfectly normal game. No host fails, no rule-changes. I don’t know what the “bad execution” thing is about. Also, although BS, I have a theory that Racebandit doesn’t want my win to be awarded because he is jealous that I won the game and he didn’t.

I heavily doubt this. I know RaceBandit and I can vouch that he’s extremely fair when it comes to wins.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game-Related] Town of Salem.

I’ve hit 5 people in one night before, no screenie though.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mongs Bar(night 1)

the shitter noob
“how do i shot web?” i ask, then i summon a dragon and kill everyone.

“ha ha ha!” i laugh happily. then i take a knife and shot steve.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mongs Bar(night 1)

sign

:D

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Task 11] -- The Moles -- [DL: 1 May 1300 UTC+8]

Mangosteen- it looks like that’s the most common fruit.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Task 11] -- The Moles -- [DL: 1 May 1300 UTC+8]

Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:

Sorry about not posting in a long time, I was asleep.

FOS Gonkeymonkey for reasons that should be obvious.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Haunted Forest [Day 4 Deadline: 02.05.2015. 09:00 GMT +2] [Reserve needed!]

1. No.
2. No.
3. aeviternal, CYrusmaster

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Haunted Forest [Day 4 Deadline: 02.05.2015. 09:00 GMT +2] [Reserve needed!]

vote: CYrusmaster

CY = Clean youth = dirty youth = dirty = secret = something to hide = mafia

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] True Sight [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

To add onto BC’s critcism, I would also like a more detailed explanation of her eye power. What are its limits? How does it work?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Task 11] -- The Moles -- [DL: 1 May 1300 UTC+8]

If there are infinite amount of spheres, you need an infinite amount of paint to paint them assuming that each sphere requires a non-zero amount of paint to be painted. I think this is obvious.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The [redacted]ing Llama Mafia - Night 3 (DL: 4/28, 4 PM, UTC+3)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I WILL DEPLOY A MOUNTAIN OF TROOPS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:
Originally posted by TheSocialGamer22:
Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:

It seems all the Nexus needed was a leader who wasn’t pushy and stark raving mad. :D

Nexus?

Just be glad you don’t have to deal with it, trust me. Interacting with the guy drove me halfway obsessed.

And I know saying that is schmuck bait.

I don’t know what guy you’re talking about, but if you know it’s schmuck bait then you shouldn’t be fucking saying it.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

Originally posted by GeorGeKiLLeRx:

I think I must be regular.
I’m in ForumGames for 1 month.

Denied, people who spam up my RPs aren’t getting any approvals from me.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

I would like to be a nexus leader council member.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Arizona State Senator Suggests That Church Be Mandatory

Originally posted by vikaTae:
Originally posted by Mafefe_Classic:

also nice ad hominem, u ignored my argument n attacked me

You had an argument in there?


Pete, Mafefe is Crow, not McAlty. McAlty’s latest alt is johnizuma32. Mafefe’s still a troll, but he occasionally shows us he actually knows how to use his brain, so he’s more valuable than McAlty.

Crow can give some surprising insights, even if he does disguise it under a layer of trolling and satire. He should start a blog. He can call it CROWstorm.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / stop sending people to jail for being possessed by guns

Originally posted by vikaTae:
Originally posted by petesahooligan:

What’s the biggest killer? Old age.

Incorrect.

The biggest killer is life. Life is invariably fatal. The only way to permanently solve this, is to end all life.

You must be one of those bleeding-heart liberals.

Think about it. Even when we eradicate all life, undesirable processes like decay and the breaking down of large substances into smaller substances(ie. inanimate “death”) still happen. The common denominator for everything is the universe; by simple logic, since all bad things happen in the universe, if we terminate the universe, then nothing bad can happen.