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Topic: Serious Discussion / 3rd death directly related to cannabis "Consumables" in Colorado

How do they know he wasn’t suicidal beforehand, took the weed(maybe to relieve his depression by getting high) and then commited suicide because he was depressed?

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Confessions of a Feminist: Why I Hate Animangus, And Why America Should BAN it.

I totally agree with the OP’s views in this thread. After reading his inspiring post I have decided to burn every cartoon character in the surrounding neighbourhood. I have just gotten back from boycotting “Spongebob: The Movie”, because it teaches young children horrible attitudes about how to live life. The main character, Spongebob, who talks in a suspiciously high voice, abuses his neighbour and his mentally handicapped friend, slacks off at work and his only female friend is forced to learn Karate to defend herself from him. Trapped without any other recourse, the disgusting wreck of a protagonist decides to molest his pet snail instead.

Please, members of SD, join me in the Anti-Animangus Club. I have to go now for my daily burning of “Animal Abuse Tom” and “Bestiality Jerry” cartoon.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / 3rd death directly related to cannabis "Consumables" in Colorado

I’m wondering how Kim Goodman knows it was the cannabis. Did she read her son’s mind? Or was she simply in deniable about possible suicide risk factors?

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Assisted Suicide and Our Changing View On Death

Originally posted by classic256:
Originally posted by petesahooligan:

Do I think it’s okay to help them if they “just” feel like killing themselves?

Are they clinically sane and in complete control of their fully developed and healthy mental faculties?

Then, sure… I guess so. What’s the harm? They want to die… and they want to do it in style, or in comfort, or whatever, so should they get the help to do it the way they feel is best for them? Yeah, I consider that a profound act of personal freedom and expression, should someone wish to end their life in that way.

People kill themselves for all kinds of reasons:
• They commit suicide in protest
• They commit suicide for honor
• They die in the act of duty
• They sacrifice themselves to save others
• They commit suicide in order to manage an imminent death
• And so on…

I don’t think these are meaningless ways to die. I think for these people their deaths can provide the end of their lives with meaning and clarity, rather than senselessly withering away in a hospital room… despondent and wallowing in fear and uncertainty and helplessness.

Do you think it’s NOT okay? If not, why not?

So just to clarify, you think it is 100% OK to allow someone who is say, 18 years old and has their entire life ahead of them and is in perfect health to just go to a Doctor and have the Doctor help them kill themselves?

Just like that?

Indeed. A teenager with that attitude wouldn’t have a very good life ahead of them anyway.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game-Related] Town of Salem.

If a WW attacks a jailed target, it will murder the jailed target, murder the Jailor and anyone else who visited the jailed target.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Questions Wars (Round 2)

sign

this looks fun

:>

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Straight Fire - The Rap-Off (Round 1 - Judging Round)

It has been two days, he said scores would be posted in a few days. Therefore your bump is unneeded and spammy. The only person who needs to see this right now is TwistedCakez, because it is not the submission period.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / HOMESCHOOL [Writing Competition] ~ Round 1: Short Stories

[sorry for the late submission, did not notice this]

Notice Me
The little girl, eight years old, sat on her father’s shoulder and screamed as her idol sprang onto stage, microphone in hand, his wild hair bouncing as he prepared to launch into a second rendition of his greatest hit. Notice me, she thought. But he didn’t.

The teenage girl, sixteen years old, hunched over her laptop in the middle of the night, penning letter after desperate letter to her idol’s email address, each choked full of her superlative compliments and desperate grabs for attention. Her inbox began to fill with automated replies. She laid her head on her desk, sobbing notice me, over and over again.

The woman with a sad look on her face, watching her idol, silver-haired and standing with dignity and pride, both wrinkles and strength on his face. He steps onto stage, one very much like the one he had leapt on earlier, during the wild young days of his career. It is not a microphone he holds in his hand, but a small statuette.

He begins to thank his family and fans for bringing him this far.

The woman squints through the scope, exhales, and whispers, “Notice me.”

He does.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Realms Adrift [MAIN GAME] [SIGNUPS ALWAYS OPEN]

Ivy Beliazrael
The girl in the white dress wrung her hands together and blushed, reflexively looking down. So they hadn’t fired the first shot after all. She could just imagine
“Um… I’m really sorry about that but… they’ve sort of been at war and they’re not used to seeing a powerful demon and not immediately killing it.” She looked up, and hastily said, “I know that doesn’t excuse what they did.”

The strange man lowered his wings, seemingly mollified, and Ivy watched nervously as they retracted into his skin. The girl didn’t seem too angry about the whole thing, which was a relief, because it would be well within her power to tear apart the DarkLight over such an insult to her person.

They didn’t seem dangerous, or crazy. And they certainly had the power to kill Pariel, but chose to knock him unconscious instead. They were powerful, to be sure, but likeable; the girl in particular Ivy felt like she could get to know.

Ivy Beliazrael spread her wings, and formally bowed to them. “Then be welcome, visitors to the DarkLight, and may you enjoy your stay.” She broke the stance, settling into a more natural posture, her wings flexing in a more relaxed form. “And, uh, if you want, I could give you a tour around the realm. It isn’t very big, but it’s home, you know?” She tried a small smile at them.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Tutorial: How to Troll

$50 that petesahooligan is deliberately pretending that our posts are part of an attempt to “practice” trolling and is therefore giving critique on our attempts in order to piss us off even further.

Although I don’t think anyone here is fool enough to take that bet.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by Knoob85687:
Originally posted by qwertyuiopazs:
Originally posted by Knoob85687:
Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:

Anyone up for a game of Cards Against Humanity? Password is Walrus.

[don’t ever take bloody up on an offer like this]

[all the people who attend suck and are gay and talk about adv0 sucking them off]

[okay well i at least didn’t talk about adv0 sucking me off because that would be weird]

He didn’t write in brackets in CAH.
The truth has been revealed.

[what truth]

the truth of your anti-bracketness, presumably.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game-Related] Town of Salem.

Sometimes I intentionally write my will as:

[suspicious player] the [my role].

For example, say I’m Smiler the Doctor. Normally I would write:

“Smiler the Doctor”

But let’s say I’m heavily suspicious of William Hobbs and think he’s mafia, but the town are stubborn and don’t want to lynch him. Sometimes I will just write:

“William Hobb is extremely suspicious and definitely mafia. Lynch him.”

But in the case of more recalcitrant or illiterate towns, a good tactic to use is to write:

“William Hobbs the Doctor”
in my will. That way, everyone thinks he’s disguiser and lynches him. I also do this with whichever player first called me out as a jester when I play jester, just to fuck them over.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Straight Fire - The Rap-Off (Round 1 - Judging Round)

Food
Sausages, sausages, hamburger
I broke up with my ex-girl.
Here’s her number.
PSYCHE
it’s the wrong number

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

[something something knob sucks dick lel]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

Originally posted by Horcruxial:

Im asking for regularship.

Hosts for the souls of evil mass murdering Dark Lords are denied regship because that’s way out of your league son
 
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Topic: Forum Games / Straight Fire - The Rap-Off (Round 1 - Judging Round)

I’m not a rapper but
you can call me Freshlord
and you aint gon nevar gonna get bored
of listening to my sick heat
watching my enemies retreat
in the face of my slamming beats

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Respect to the incognito mod who helped me format my lenny faces into a straight line that is as long as my dick. Teach my your secrets please.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

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in other news, come play town of salem with me

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Tutorial: How to Troll

All I see is little children trying desperately to be as good as the twin legends Developous and Vanguarde.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / (Game #1)Five Nights at Freddy's: The Forum Game.(RP Mafia) (Night 4!)

vote: Gripi because he’s not helping us at all so

 
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Topic: Forum Games / (Game #1)Five Nights at Freddy's: The Forum Game.(RP Mafia) (Night 4!)

bonnie is a pussy, 1v1 me skrub, get rekt

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Nightmares Game.(signups)

This has the best game-playing mechanics ever. You’re basically godmoding everybody with 0 input from players.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / (Game #1)Five Nights at Freddy's: The Forum Game.(RP Mafia) (Night 4!)

I step outside.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Realms Adrift [MAIN GAME] [SIGNUPS ALWAYS OPEN]

Ivy Beliazrael
She felt them long before she saw them, standing on the base of the Mountain of Blood, on the very outskirts of Light influence. And strange they were indeed. She felt their power, pulsing away at their centers, but it was cloaked, hidden; she could not discern how much there was, only that there was a lot of it.

Wings flared wide and outstretched, she swooped in from above, unhesitating as she spun and twirled through the various wards constructed to stop demons from flying in. Those wards were sensitive enough to detect her demon heritage, but Ivy knew them like the back of her hand, their holes and weak spots. She’d been asked, many times, how to get through them, mostly by demons she was tending.

She never told, of course. That wouldn’t be fair.

A blazing light leapt from a shaft of solid light, carefully carved and shaped with a bright star at the end, and swept over them like a searchlight. But though it picked out rocks and tiny plants, pierced through solid stone and transmitted back instantaneous information about its findings, it could not pierce the skin of the two visitors. And Ivy gasped, for she felt the light disintegrating even as it touched them.

An odd couple, for certain. Silver-haired and yellow eyed was the man, fair and quiet, robed in pure white with three pairs of wings arching out from his back, soft and feathery, but which rustled with a gravitas that spoke of hidden depths of power.

The woman – no, it wasn’t a woman at all, it was a girl, barely older than Ivy, but with… proportions… that put hers to shame. By any sane standard, she was a stunning beauty, and donned a set of revealing black clothes. Black wings protruded from her back, and her aura felt of demons. At first Ivy hesitated in surprise, for such a powerful demon was not commonly seen standing peacefully beside someone who was obviously of angelic descent. A pair of cute little cat ears stood up from her head, and a short cat’s tail swished along the ground, drawing a slight grin from Ivy, which quickly faded as she looked again and saw that the girl had at least as much power as the man.

Ivy Beliazrael could potentially take on the whole of the DarkLight and win. But she couldn’t go up against even one of these visitors. If they decided to attack, the DarkLight would shatter into a million pieces.

Don’t be intimidated. Take deep breaths. Don’t be quick to judge them, even if they DID attack inhabitants of the DarkLight.

So Ivy landed, wand conspicuously pointed at the floor, and gave them her best smile, the one that even demon lords couldn’t resist completely. With a slight bow, she addressed them.

“Hello, visitors, and welcome to the DarkLight.” Ugh. So formal. She hated talking like that. “I, um, am the local Realm Core. An angel told me that he and his compatriots were attacked here. Did you see anything?” Actually, they were probably the ones who attacked Pariel and his comrades, but long experience acting as a mediator between two violently hostile forces had taught her to presume innocence, and always act as though the other party had done nothing wrong until they admitted to it.

Even as she spoke, she felt the tugging at her heart, the feeling of the Orb of Balance exerting its influence across the DarkLight and strengthening the Citadel of Light to compensate for the temporary incapicitation of seven of its strongest warriors.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game-Related] Town of Salem.

Just won a ranked game on day 2 as veteran. Killed two mafia n1, BG got arso and we lynched the mafioso d2 for not giving role to me.