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Topic: Serious Discussion / Bad times versus bad memories

Being able to ignore the primitive instincts driving you to short-term pleasure and consider long-term intellectualism etc. is the line that separates human from animal.

Or rather(since I can’t say that 99% of the world is animals) there are two tiers of human, and one tier is better than the other; you get into it by learning to ignore short-term wants in favor of long-term gains.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / The Monty Hall problem.

Necro’d thread, please await lock.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [CYOP] >hiddeN

>/whisper YOUSHALLNOTPASS you serious about selling those firewalls? looks like I just got a lesson why I should get a good one :P
>/whisper InFiltratorz_1 to put it bluntly, how much for your services?
>/whisper terryh202 hey man you have a list of members and their, shall we say, special services? would make it easier to pick & choose what I want for my objectives in mind if I had a list.

> very funny, infiltratorz. I’m starting to see why qwerty was so pissed at you.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Territory Wars - Sign Ups ( couple of days before start )

Inferno: OP, basically infinite armor pierce which we have REPEATEDLY ESTABLISHED IS OP
Zombie: Not sure until we’ve tested it, has a chance to become 10000 train
Ghoul: Instakiller for many minions, very OP
Ignorant Deadly: Unless I’m reading this shit wrong this thing just invulns when it would die so it can’t actually die

Name: Blight
Health: 1
Damage: 1
Skill:
Creeping Corruption: At the beginning of every turn, each Blight will be “paired off” with a target enemy minion(this is done automatically). If the number of minions is unequal, the extra minions will be left alone. Each Blight that is paired off with an enemy minion will take the enemy minions skill. It will then check to see if the enemy minion’s stats is higher than it. If so, take the stat with the largest difference, minus one, and add it to both of Blight’s stats[see example], defaulting to damage if both stats are equal, creating a new minion known as Twisted . For example, a paired off Ghoul would be known as a Twisted Ghoul. Once all the Blight have been paired off and turned into Twisted minions,

[example]
A Blight is paired off with a Generic Minion, Health 3, Damage 2, with the skill Generic Skill.
Then the Blight is automatically turned into Twisted Generic Minion. Let’s calculate the stats.
The Generic Minion does have higher total stats than the Blight(if this was not the case the stats would be left at 1/1). In this case, the higher stat for Generic Minion is health. If both stats had been equal, Damage would have been used, but since health is higher, we will use that stat.
The Generic Minion’s health is higher than the Blight’s by 2 points. Take 2 minus 1, to get 1. We get the two from looking at the stat difference and the 1 is a constant deduction(that is, deduct one no matter the situation, although this cannot reduce the Blight’s stats). Since we ended up with 1, add 1 to both of the Twisted Generic Minion and give it the Generic Skill.
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Topic: Forum Games / [CYOP] >hiddeN

[I’m guessing terry is the poison assassin, assa_lol_sin is the “sniper/gun” assassin(similar to the one from the actual SecretNet game), qwerty222 is the pissed-off newb from SecretNet, InFiltratorz is the hacker, YOUSHALLNOTPASS is a security guy who sells on the side, fakecamaraderie is a lurker/who knows??]

> heh. I see.
>/whisper Infiltratorz_1 are you really a hacker or is that bullshit

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [TEXT RPG] Tarot Cake - The Great Secret

1. King Argoth the Brave, Hunter of the Elusive Stag, Slayer of the Dread Dragon Zephyr, King of the Realm of Illidonia
2. Queen Meridan the Benevolent, Mooncaller, Tidebringer, Queen of the Realm of Illidonia
3. Sir Inghast the Steel Whirlwind, Hero of the Battle of Illidonia, Lifter of the Great Siege, Blademaster of the Realm, He Who Smites The Shadows, Knight-General of the Realm of Illidonia
4. Lucian, Sir Inghast’s Page (he is too young to have earned any titles!)

[I suggest using KQNP instead of KQKnP for the abbreviation. It works for chess and it can work for you.]

In order, Pentacles, Wands, Swords, Cups

3. Ima letting someone else do this

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [CYOP] >hiddeN

>looking for a job.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Bad times versus bad memories

Option 1.

It doesn’t matter what I remember, what matters is what I do.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Why are pro lifers so against childrens welfare?

Don’t straw-man.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / would a artificial human have rights?

Originally posted by 15man:

Lets say it’s 20XX and man has found a way to artificially make humans down to the last detail. meaning they can feel pain, love, hate, learn ect
do you think they would have rights? why or why not?

This will not happen because everyone would be afraid they would have rights.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / A Way To End All Crime

It is possible to end all crime by flaying any caught offenders of any crime and leaving them to die of infection, at the same time pouring almost all your budget into the police force and giving them permission to do whatever the fuck they want, including execute people they don’t like and spying on people 24/7.

See: Draco, Big Brother

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Jury Slams tobacco company with 23.6B in damages

The verdict was correct, the damages awarded wasn’t.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [CYOP] >hiddeN

Not on a black-market channel, you get disrespect for seeming like you’re a dating site avatar. I do not support yeasy’s action.

> a friend of mine gave me the address.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Religion - subproblem.

Great that quotes are limitless. Let me provide a full reasoning of why I think that religion will always exist and put it under a quote of myself.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Towers Of The Kingdom (Day 5)

So he can basically take a shot at rerolling to another element with the knowledge that he can reset to his starter for free?

Wow, isn’t that just giving Sypher a total freebie.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Towers Of The Kingdom (Day 5)

Fire Wizard Alliance
No Fire Wizard may attack another Fire Wizard.
Fire Wizards should provide appropriate support to other Fire Wizards if it looks like help is going to be needed.
Fire Wizards should share spell ideas :)

[Point of Law: Patenting any magic fire that doesn’t need oxygen(ie. all of it) is unfair as the copyright is too vague. But if you insist, I suppose I could work in some bullshit about drawing oxygen from a dimension outside the universe full of nothing but pure, sweet oxygen. Why is a fire mage able to control this? Because the dimension is ON FUCKING FIRE, THAT’S WHY.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

I’m taking suggestions for the game. If you see that X regular, X FGF popular genre or X FGF meme/theme isn’t present, you can offer a suggestion for it to be added in.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Who here would support a FGF-themed TCG that can be played on FGF?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Towers Of The Kingdom (Day 5)

Am I allowed to:
1) Set the air on fire so it creates a bubble of fire around my tower to protect it from enemies?

2) Summon a Phoenix that bursts into flame and is reborn when it dies?

3) Summon Magma Golems that are big, ferocious and hard to kill?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Territory Wars - Sign Ups ( couple of days before start )

Originally posted by ilovekirby12:
Originally posted by Helltank:

I’m not playing in this bullshit game if kirby is allowed to keep his obviously overpowered minion.

Consider this a reserve sign for if/when admin nerfs that armor pierce, thanks.

Ok so you will play a game where BCLEGENDS has the exact same skill.

Obviously, dumbshit. He was my FUCKING ALLY.

Waiting for admin to confirm the nerf.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Towers Of The Kingdom (Day 5)

Sign
Name: Gandalf the Gay
Health: 10,000/10,000
Lasting Summons: None yet.
Element: None yet.
Level: 1 (0/10 XP)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / An Invisible War [Turn-Based Tactical Free For All]

Tap-Dancing

Turn 5
Move One:
A few footsteps tap on the ground as some people shift into position.

Move Two:
A few footsteps tap on the ground as some people shift into position.
With a crackling noise, thenewampkit, standing on square e5, delivers a vicious knife thrust to d5, but hits nothing.

Move Three:
A few footsteps tap on the ground as some people shift into position.
With a crackling noise, thenewampkit, standing on square e5, delivers a vicious knife thrust to e4, but hits nothing.

You have 24 hours to send in your moves for next turn.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Territory Wars - Sign Ups ( couple of days before start )

ban passive damage reduction and/or armour piercing, and that’ll make everything so much easier.
 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

These create your own minion games need to STOP ALLOWING THE PLAYERS TO MAKE THEIR OWN SKILLS IF THE ADMIN ISNT GOING TO BALANCE THE MINIONS OUT PROPERLY.

ffs

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Territory Wars - Sign Ups ( couple of days before start )

I’m not playing in this bullshit game if kirby is allowed to keep his obviously overpowered minion.

Consider this a reserve sign for if/when admin nerfs that armor pierce, thanks.