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Topic: CS Portable / Best Sniping Clans?

Agreed. Clans used to be his exclusive club where you could only join by beating the clan leader or having a k/d of 14 or something. Nowadays they literally accept everyone…

And snipers don’t, well, snipe anymore. They camp. They sit there all day long waiting for someone to come. Before my semi-retirement from CSP, snipers used to be mobile, switching around, quick-scoping and so on.

Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Lol, just heard a funny joke in Mandarin. Gonna translate it for you hear. It’s a little clunky because lost in translation is a bitch. Lucky you, I translated myself instead of using Google translate.
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The American boastfully said: Our democratic system is so good that we can vote in the morning and know who our leader is by afternoon!

The Chinaman said: That’s nothing. We can vote in the morning and know who our leader is a year ago!

The North Korean said: We can vote in the morning, but we know who our leader is all the way back when we were children?

The Russian said: Our system is very strange. Our president goes to prime minister, then becomes president again. It takes a long time to change our leader!

The Cuban said: What? It’s possible to change your leader?

The Israelite said: Don’t worry about changing your leader. If you can’t do it, the Americans will do it for you!

Topic: Forum Games / Realms (Ather City Redux) Main Game

[B_S, Leon is in the middle of a panic situation. He doesn’t have time to doodle around. Wouldn’t he notice the fact that Dominic has a shattered face and is covered in purple rather than his white hair? I mean, lots of people have white hair. Old men, albinos… But it doesn’t affect gameplay, so I’m not going to nitpick.]
[Also, I believe Desmond’s blades are invisible, not blue.]

Dominic
I fling a torrent of purple discs from my fingers, cutting through some of the ungainly tearing beasts. Nicholas trails a cloud of darkness behind him, heroically fending off three of the mutants with his shovel. One stumbles backwards with a slam on the head, and forceclaws extend from my fingertips and turn his throat into pulp. Always wanted be like Wolverine.

Then something very hard hits me on the back, and fall to my knees. It hits me again, driving me to the ground, and a pillar of amethyst fires up from my back, pushing my assailant backward. I turn around and see a mutant with a sledgehammer. My legs tangle themselves in his, and he falls. A dagger of purple forms in my hand, and even as he tries to rise I struggle to my feet and put him down.

I see something moving in the corner of my eyes, and I rise up, throw the dagger. Another mutant goes down. Then something catches my eye. The guy originally mobbed with mutants has created some sort of platform to stand on, and the mutants are trying in vain to pull him down.

“HEY GUYS! ANY IDEAS?!”

“Wait a second, I’ll be right up.”

I duck under a whirling claw and engulf a mutant in a flood of Magiaforce. He screams as it burns through his flesh and liquefies his organs. Then pillars of Magiaforce raise me gently to the level of the guy on the platforms. I create platforms of my own, small plates, lighter than air but strong enough to support my weight, that appear in my hands. I put them down on the space in front of me, then Infuse them so they continue to float. Luckily, this makes them hold still and not fly upwards like a helium-filled balloon.

“Ya looked like you were having some trouble so I came up to help.”

Forceshards, like water, spill out from my hands, showering the mutants below with very sharp rain. Black ichor bursts forth from wounds and gashes as they shriek under the cacophony of spikes.

Topic: Forum Games / One Day (CYOP)

FAPFAPFAP

Try to eat some food.

Topic: Forum Games / Realms (Ather City Redux) Main Game

[No time to post now. Wondering whether I should backstab and kill Blunt and Crystal, or… nvm, I’ll follow you to the pillar.]

Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Going to get the Lazy Newbie download. Has a tutorial and everything, i hear?

Topic: Forum Games / [Sign-Ups] Contested Throne Mafia (game has started; reserves welcome)

Forgot about NK, thought scum were just regular voters with no NK. Sorry about that.

Topic: Forum Games / One Day (CYOP)

For a CYOP by a newbie with 44 posts, this is going at a very decent rate. I’ve had RPGs where one post a day was lucky for me.

Find a sexy girl and peek up her skirt.

Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

I just played Dwarf Fortress, first try, I couldn’t build anything and starved. checked the wiki, commands fucked up, starved again. nearly broke my screen.

Will try again when less rage.

Topic: Forum Games / Flesh and Bone

Color 1.

can I increase my sanity in any way? you haven’t answered my question.

Topic: Forum Games / One Day (CYOP)

Go to a hardware store, take a hammer, and try to break through glass. I want to see if glass can be broken and if so, if it will trigger the alarm(is the alarm frozen?). Also, take a gun and shoot the man. Will bullets penetrate through flesh? Will gunpowder still react in this frozen state? Explore teh limits of the frozenness.

Topic: Forum Games / [Sign-Ups] Contested Throne Mafia (game has started; reserves welcome)

Why that “no”? I never said kingmaker was scum. I said if KING is scum.

Topic: Forum Games / One Day (CYOP)

Kick and punch the guy reading the newspaper. Because I want to KILL MOAR PPLZ 4 FUN SINCE THEY CANT FIGHT LOLOLO to see if organic beings show any reaction when confronted with intense physical stimuli.

Topic: Forum Games / Flesh and Bone

Name:Arkfurionsk Inferfurie(Ark)
Age:21
Gender:Male
Race:Gnome
Occupation:Blacksmith
Bio:NO DATA MAY BE FOUND ON THIS ENTRY. PLEASE REFER TO OTHER TEXTS. BEEP.
Color:crimson

Is there any way to increase your sanity? Maybe if your city is prospering, you just received a dose of good luck, you stumble across a lush green meadow untouched by the disease, etc.?

Topic: Forum Games / [Sign-Ups] Contested Throne Mafia (game has started; reserves welcome)

Think about it.

Hero is lynched. Lynch protection.

Revealed to be pro-town.

If the king is pro-town, he won’t lynch because Hero is pro-town.

If the king is scum, he won’t lynch because that would basically be declaring himself to be scum, and the next town king will lynch him. Besides, there’s no extra benefit to lynching hero since Hero is basically a townie now.

Topic: Forum Games / [Sign-Ups] Contested Throne Mafia (game has started; reserves welcome)

Sign.

Hero OP, can’t be lynched and no king will want to lynch him once it’s revealed its town or the next king will immediately teabag him due to extreme scumminess. If next king is scum, then the king after him will and so on until kingship hits a town player.

Topic: Forum Games / Realms (Ather City Redux) Main Game

[Two parallel timelines would be good. Or else 2013 timeline finishes and everyone converges on 2020 and synchronizes their timeline so the RPG is more linear. That’s if Gambi can’t be bothered to manage essentially 2 RPGs at once(since 2013 and 2020 are like separate games).

Topic: Forum Games / Realms (Ather City Redux) Main Game

Dominic
April 24, 2013, 12:10 AM

“Lost friends?”
I attempt a friendly smile, but it’s been too long since I’ve done one, and the fact that my mutation makes it look like my skin is splitting doesn’t help.
“I had friends, too. Before. You know. When I went to one of them for help…” I shrug. “Blood all over the walls. Guy tried to attack me with a cleaver. He was my best friend, you know? I confided everything in him, trusted him.”

Then my right leg slides, leaving me in an open stance, ready to react if the stranger should pull his shotgun on me. My shield is at the ready. “About working together… well, you have a shotgun, and I have my abilities. We could be useful to each other… ’specially since I know this city well. I know where all the humans are hiding.”

A thought flashes into my mind. “Piece of warning, though. Soldiers are after me. I just took down five of the ugly little buggers, and I wouldn’t be surprised if they bomb Ather City just to wipe me out, way things are going nowadays. All terror here resides, eh? Still, if you choose not to take my help… well, I know you ain’t a mutant hater, and you ain’t a rapist or a looter. The girl behind you and Blunt over that proves it. So a nice peace offering; there’s an underground human hidey-hole about two klicks from here. Located under the abandoned library, trapdoor somewhere around the Romance section. Might want to see if your relative is scooting down there. Sometimes I help them get food in exchange for a share of the grub.”

I try the smile again-feels more natural this time, less of a snarl-and stick out my hand. “My powers aren’t the strongest, probably, but they aren’t something to be flicked at either. I can protect you.”

Suddenly the guy on the motorbike tilts his head to one side, almost imperceptibly. But the black goop had something to do with it." I jerk a thumb at the black and red thing searing into the sky. Even as I speak, it fades away, but slowly.

[tl;dr:Dominic offers alliance with Nicholas, tells him about an underground safehouse nearby, and spots the pillar of Curse and remarks upon it.]

Topic: Forum Games / Hellfire Tournament PvP [Act I: First Strike]

Sign.

Munchkin time, SPAM GAMEBREAKING ABILIY TROLOLO

Topic: CS Portable / Hackers...

Also are you SURE he’s speedhacking, it could be you’re lagging or knife goes faster than you thought it would. I remember mistakenly reporting someone for speedhacking because I didn’t know that knife increases your speed by a large amount.

Topic: Forum Games / Hunting Giant Sandworms (An RPG/CYOP)

Nobody does their first srs quest in an RPG without farming giant slimes first. Go throw more drunkards into bar stools.

Topic: Forum Games / Control TCG

Don’t see why you would want to destroy your own monster.

Topic: Forum Games / Realms (Ather City Redux) Main Game

Dominic

April 24 2013, 11:43 AM
“Get down, mutant. Hands on your head.”

Five rifles are aimed at my head, cocked and ready to fire at any moment. I look at my assailants. Men of the army. Then I glance down, at the corpse at my feet. A human foolish enough to insult me as he stalked past.

“Down, now. Or we fire.”

The Magiaforce thickens around my body, forms a hard case of armor. Bullets rain down on it, but it holds solid. A purple whip appears in my hand, and I strike at the throat of the soldier closest to me. He makes an odd gurgling sound and goes down, the skin and a layer of flesh burnt away.

The other soldiers drop their rifles and reach for combat knives. My whip sharpens into a sword of my own, and battle is joined. Their knives have been reinforced somehow, and the Magiaforce sword doesn’t shear through them like it normally would. They dive and roll, using their knives to try to force their way through my armor. It doesn’t work. I manage to get a slash on one of them, and the wound spurts dark liquid. The edges of the wound grow jagged and the skin around it cracks as the small wisp of Magiaforce leeched into it by the sword does its dark work.

The afflicted soldier curses and falls back. Behind me, I can hear-no, I can feel the soldier whom I whipped struggling to rise. A single blow with the back of my hand knocks him down again, and I fling a purple shard into his face to end his pain. The other soldiers pause, attempt to flee.

I do not let them. My sword is long enough to skewer the back of the soldier I’d wounded, then my armor dissipates, turns into bolts of force. I hurl them at the soldiers, a shower of agony, and they all go down in a heap. Only one rises, his leg badly twisted by the fall and grazes across his cheek where the bolts hit him.

I leap, my jump enhanced by the short but powerful burst of Magiaforce that flies out from my feet. I land in front of the last soldier and spin around, dodging his feeble knife stab at the same time that I thrust my hand into his chest. A flood of Magiaforce leaks out from my palm, turning his upper body into a boiling mass of steam and flesh. He screams, and a purple hammer swings and caves his skull in.

My breathing, heightened by the thrill of combat, slows, returns to its normal state. I brush a finger over the jigsaw puzzle of mutated tissue that comprises my right face. It was a hard price to pay, but insignificant compared to the power I gained from the cataclysm that rocked the city a few days ago.

No doubt the military would now be alerted to my presence. I wouldn’t be surprised if they mobilized half the army to sweep the city, searching for me.

It was no matter to me. They were as rats, vermin to crush beneath my infused boots.

I hear a grind and a roar, and glance around. Nothing but still streets. Then a motorcycle, two people on it-can’t tell whether they’re mutants or not at this range-zooms out of a garage in the distance. A huge creature, definitely a mutant, follows them, keeping pace with the motorcycle with his ridiculously long stride.

A long pillar of Magiaforce rises up from under my feet, lifting me to the nearest roof. I leap off it, held in the air for a split second by a long purple trail that strings out behind me, then fall, crashing to the road in front of the motorcycle. The concrete splinters, half by the force of impact and half by the thick bubble protecting me from the hard punch of a long fall.

I rise to my feet.

“What do we have here?” I ask, slowly sizing up the situation. “Normally I wouldn’t give two shits about someone riding a motorbike. It’s a free city. But then I see there’s a big-ass mutant following, and this arises my curiosity. Either you are a huge threat to me and I will have to kill you, or we may be able to work together.”

My hands flare to life with Magaiforce in case I have to defend myself against these people.

Topic: Forum Games / Control TCG

Kilozombie. There’s a subtle difference. Let’s say you have a card that says,“Select a creature. That creature cannot attack this turn.” Then LTA would have no effect, but since its in ability form it would take effect.

Gonna add four spells-two Nightfall and two Clockwork.
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Delayed Dawn
Cost:3
Effect:Choose a monster that was summoned onto the field through the use of Inscrutable Lunar and another monster that has the Dusk effect. The two monsters swap attack strength for the next turn.

Waxing Moon
Cost:5
Effect:Choose a monster that has just been affected by Delayed Dawn. That monster keeps its new attack strength permanently, instead of just for one turn.

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Oracle of the Future
Cost:6
Effect:You can choose between gaining a 10% chance of ignoring all attacks next turn OR a 15% of negating an enemy ability if it is used next turn.

Oracle of the Past
Cost:2
Effect:You can put the card you just drew this turn back into the deck and draw a new card.

Topic: Forum Games / Control TCG

I have two card series(ie. cards based around a single theme, like BCLEGEND’s Four Horsemen):Nightfall and Clockwork.
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Duskbringer
Cost:4
Attack:2
Consume:Choose two creatures that do not have the Dusk effect. Give them the Dusk effect.
Abilities:
Shadow Harvest:As long as there is at least one Duskbringer on the field, both sides get 1 more Darkness per turn. This effect does not stack with itself.

Duskstricken:Gives a creature the Dusk effect. Creatures that have the Dusk effect on them have their attack reduced by 1. The Dusk effect lasts a maximum of 3 turns.

Moonbringer
Cost:6
Attack:4
Consume:Discard the top card of your deck. If its cost is higher than that of Moonbringer’s, destroy Moonbringer. Otherwise, destroy Moonbringer on your next turn.
Abilities:
Inscrutable Lunar:You may search through your deck for a creature and swap it with a creature already on the field. If its cost is higher than that of the creature it is swapped with, you must pay the difference in Darkness, minus one.

Overwhelming Force:Destroy this creature, along with another creature, cost 4 or higher, on your field. You and your opponent swap Darkness stock.

Slumbering Wraith
Cost:8
Attack:1
Consume:Destroy all creatures on your side of the field with a cost of less than 3 OR that have the Dusk effect.
Abilities:
Awaken:This creature’s attack grows by one. This effect caps at a maximum of 10 attack.
Sleep:This creature attack is reduced by one. You gain 1 Darkness and your opponent loses 1 Darkness.

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Golden Cog
Cost:2
Attack:X
Consume:Pay 2 Darkness. Your opponent receives 1 Darkness.
Abilities:
Cogworks Together:This creature’s attack is X, where X is the number of Golden Cogs on its side of the field.

Cogbeast
Cost:Destroy 5 Golden Cogs.
Attack:5
Consume:This creature’s attack is doubled. After its next attack, it instantly dies.
Abilities:
Replacement Cog:Sacrifice a Cog. This creature cannot have its consume effect used on it for this turn.

Tick Tock:Gain 1 attack for 3 turns, then decrease 1 attack for 3 turns.

Coghorde
Cost:Destroy 2 Cogbeasts and a single Golden Cog.
Attack:8
Consume:Sacrifice the two highest-cost monsters on your side of the field.
Abilities:
Replacement Cogs:Sacrifice 2 Golden Cogs. This monster may not be consumed for this turn.

Lifetime Ticking Away:The opposing player loses 1 Darkness for each turn that the Coghorde is in the field. Every three turns that the Coghorde is in the field, the opposing player loses 1 extra darkness in addition to the 1 Darkness they normally lose.