Recent posts by Metallifan2 on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Someone is posing as me and posting porn :(

Ok

 

Topic: Off-topic / permawarning: officially a thing

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Topic: Off-topic / I just got banned

And why did you have furry porn open in another tab?

Because I like furry porn.

You don’t have a real goatse open at all times?

Nah, can’t fap to goatse.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I just got banned

Furry porn is what I had open in another tab.
I didn’t feel like looking for other things to post.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I just got banned

Your account has been banned until Jul 1, 2011 3:31pm.
Reason: Inappropriate image post. (Possible account hijack?)

I laughed.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I just got banned

It’s because of your horrid grammar and how easily you are trolled.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favorite Music

Genre(s): All subgenres of Metal and Indie Rock.

Band(s): Behemoth, Arctic Monkeys, The Hives, Dream Theater. (This list is unreliable; I’ve never been able to choose a favorite band)

Song(s): N/A.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Parents

I actually dislike my parents a lot.
They tend to treat me as though I am incapable of taking care of myself, and I find it to be downright annoying.
They always give me the ’Don’t talk to people you don’t know online; they could be some child predator out to get you or someone trying to steal your personal information.
And don’t ever give away your address or other personal information online!’ speech.
Are they retarded?
Do they not know that I am aware of the consequences of giving away my name online?
They seem to think of me as someone who will do anything I am told to do online, despite the fact that I have proved them otherwise time and time again when it comes to the real world.

My father also treats getting a bad grade like it’s the end of the world.
If I get a bad mark on my report card for one marking period out of the semester (there are 3 marking periods in a semester and the year is divided into 2 semesters) and I still have a B average for that particular class for the entire semester, he flips shit.

My report card was supposedly mailed on Wednesday (that’s what the calendar says, anyway) and I have been checking the mail ever since Wednesday of this week.
I plan on intercepting my report card and burning it before they get the time to get it.
I got an F (It might be a D, I handed in a late assignment that was worth 20 points for half credit (normal homework assignments are worth a total of 5 points, but this was a rather large assignment. A 5 point homework assignment brings your grade down by one percentage point and I had a 58 in that class, so getting half credit in that is essentially doing two homework assignments, so I am hoping it brought it up to at least a D) in my math class for the last marking period (my final average in that class was a B) and my father is still going to flip shit at me, despite the fact that I was able to get a B in the class.
I also think I might have gotten a high D to a low C in science, but I’m still not entirely sure.

My father would ground me and wouldn’t allow me on the computer if I were to bring home grades like that, so I honestly don’t want him to get that report card; hence me burning it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I Used To Not Be Cool

I read the entire first Twilight book and is was not as bad as people think it is.
Sure, the Twilight fanbase can be pretty annoying, but it does not mean the books are bad.
Most fanbases are annoying from time to time, no matter who/what they are fans of.
They are always willing to support what they like or back up what they like in an argument even if they’ve already lost.
It’s not the books that suck, it’s the fanbase.

Justin Bieber isn’t a bad singer, he’s just a bad song writer (not that he writes all of this songs).
His voice really isn’t that bad, and he would sound good if he were to sync his voice to a different beat and possibly some other instruments rather than the artificially made beats he sings to now.
He does have talent, he just doesn’t utilize it in a way that would make his music more likable.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hey yo

I’ve been trying to think something up, but I can’t think of anything aside from a fanfic and I’m not in the mood for writing one of those.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Describe the average OT poster.

And you refer to yourself as good poster who doesn’t make +1s, OMFGPwned.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your bed must be lonely

I love how this thread makes no sense whatsoever.
Whatever masturbation joke you were trying to make makes no sense, OP.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Describe the average OT poster.

I never claimed any moderators to be better than normal users.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official Music Discussion Thread

It took me awhile to find an avatar that works, but I think your avatar has to be of equal dimensions on every side for it to work.

QUEEFPOOT!

Thank you adding to the overall post count of this thread, BUTTFREAK, I really appreciate it.

EDIT: It seems his account has gotten deleted.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / DON'T PISS ME OFF

You aren’t BUTTFREAK.
It’s obvious you aren’t, if that’s the image you’re trying to pull off.
BUTTFREAK doesn’t use commas, nor does he make threads like this.
His threads basically consist of a title saying ‘ON YOUR KNEES LOSERS :)’ with an OP saying ‘SUCK IT’ or something along those lines.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official Music Discussion Thread

You can make a playlist on Youtube, though.
Or you could use a website like Grooveshark or Project Playlist.

BUTTFART!!

Ah, BUTTFREAK, how I love you.

EDIT: Judging by your previous post, I do not believe you are BUTTFREAK.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official Music Discussion Thread

Maybe I’ll start using last.fm.

I’m incapable of using mine at the moment.
I’ve been on my mom’s desktop computer for the past ~2 weeks and cannot install last.fm nor can I pirate any music.
My laptop’s battery stopped holding a charge, so I cannot use it until I buy a new one.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How can I stop myself from being jumpy?

It probably has something to do with nervousness or paranoia.
As Pokarnor had mentioned, you’d gotten bullied, which may cause some sort of chronic paranoia – you always think whatever is there is going to cause you some sort of harm so you punch the air in self defense.

If this is not the cause, it could be something else that you might not expect such as daily stress or something like that.
Stress can often times cause someone to become paranoid.
Is there anything stressful that has been occurring that may cause some sort of stress and/or paranoia?
How long has this been occurring?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The best ad on Kong

I do believe my ads are better.

This totally isn’t a scam, I mean, we just give you money and you don’t have to pay it back.
Easy as that.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your recently bought/downloaded Album(s)

I find it funny how basically everyone who claims to have recently purchased an album (mostly clumpy) is only posting it to 1-up their post count, considering clumpy listens to all of his music on Youtube and does not pirate it, nor does he buy that much music (as far as I know).

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I'm MFT alt

lol so does Dartval

And so do you.
Does this make you an fma alt?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Describe the average OT poster.

HA, I PROVED you wrong.

I read FIVE lines.

God forbid we make estimations.

Because of this, now everyone is going to read that to make it appear that they are a good poster. Either that, or they’ll lie and say they read it when they really didn’t.

No one would have done that if you didn’t say that, though no one did it because they are not afraid to admit that they’d never read something that long.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Haircuts

My favorite part was the guitar in the background.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Haircuts

when it gets too long I have a hair cut.

Well, that’s what normal people do.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I'm MFT alt

That’s not proof, OMFGPwned, those are only things that can make you assume that Dartval is fma1.
You’ve no solid evidence to back you up.