Recent posts by Goobler402 on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / I Feel Just Like A Purple Pikmin

Seriously, I do. When I got up on that stage during E3 I did, and I do now too.

Oh all you people, savory people, masters of my race, looking at me.
OOOOOHH
I feel most definitely like a purple Pikmin, don’t they get loved as much as me?
Nintendo American president Reggie Fils-Aime?

My body is ready

Topic: Off-topic / So I just petitioned Facepunch to set up basic guidelines to atleast stop mod corruption and somewhat clarify actual banishment reasons

Originally posted by ExemplaryReturns:
stup kinkishaming tumblr

I’m not quite sure what that even means, I tried researching and only found it to either be unfair critique or an odd sexual fantasy.
Please elaborate on this slang.

Topic: Off-topic / So I just petitioned Facepunch to set up basic guidelines to atleast stop mod corruption and somewhat clarify actual banishment reasons

Originally posted by Controversial:

Perhaps now you know what ambiguous terms are for.

The reason I detest ambiguous terms in this scenario is for the fact that the forums are quite large, and thus require better and more effiecient management.
It is fast but not efficient when mods have the utmost ability to go on power trips instead of actually… well, moderating their forums properly!

Originally posted by UNRIVALEDUDE52:

you should make a tumblr account. they are good for ranting about stuff no one really cares about. you could also just give up on facepunch because maybe its just not for you

Tumblr can go fuck itself, everyone who uses Tumblr needs to go fuck themselves.

Topic: Off-topic / So I just petitioned Facepunch to set up basic guidelines to atleast stop mod corruption and somewhat clarify actual banishment reasons

Originally posted by ExemplaryReturns:

nobody cares

I care, so much so that I made a thread.

Topic: Off-topic / So I just petitioned Facepunch to set up basic guidelines to atleast stop mod corruption and somewhat clarify actual banishment reasons

Originally posted by TheRoflWaffle:

These rules?
I don’t see what’s so bad abo-

Garry doesn’t need to provide a legitimate reason to ban anyone. These are his forums. If you’re a dick to him he will ban you no matter how right or wrong you are.

oh.

My issue is this gem:

Most rules are common sense and it would therefore be impossible to list all the things you could to to get yourself banned. This page is not acting as a complete list of bannable offenses – it instead aims to clear up some confusion about those rules that may not be obvious.
As a general rule if you wouldn’t do it in real life don’t do it on the forums.

It’s not precise on what is generally wrong and what is right, it allows the admins to pretty much ban anyone for any reason as long as they use the excuse “Hurr, I dunt appruve uf dat.”

Topic: Off-topic / How to stop muscle soreness after working out?

Do you even lift?

Topic: Off-topic / Is it true that in Australia the people are nicer?

They aren’t only nice, they are venomous. Also, one of the most propagated ice cream brands there is Golden Gaytime (look it up).

Topic: Off-topic / So I just petitioned Facepunch to set up basic guidelines to atleast stop mod corruption and somewhat clarify actual banishment reasons

The Gold Members are already going into the thread, scanning for anti-mod shits and giggles, and down rating the post without reading it.

If you’ve ever wanted to see a dictatorship without going to a country under one, Facepunch is the best place to go.

Also, I’m not posting the thread link because I’m pretty sure only Gold Members can see refugee camp threads.

Discuss shitty moderators and abusive admins around the web
:C

Topic: Off-topic / Let's talk about toasters.

Originally posted by Aldir:

Originally posted by Goobler402:

Someone please remind me why there are so many people on these forums that are celiacs?

This is the first time anyone ever mentioned celiacs.

That’s why I’m asking.

Topic: Off-topic / Mods Know What Ur Alts Are

Internet Protocol Addresses define your machine when you are communicating data to other computers using network hosts and what have you.
Here’s an article explaining how they work and blegh:
[click]

You can change your IP quite easily, so it’s not impossible to go undetected as a “different person” if you ever get banished BY your current IP. I was thinking of doing that a while ago when I got perma’d from Facepunch, but I figured it wouldn’t be worth it unless Garry Newman suddenly decided to moderate his moderators or add acual guidelines to his forums.

Topic: Off-topic / Upgraded to K+

F is for failing
K is for buKkake

Topic: Off-topic / Let's talk about toasters.

Someone please remind me why there are so many people on these forums that are celiacs?

Topic: Off-topic / My Dutch Teacher Is Pedo

I’ll roll you back, server!

Topic: Off-topic / My Dutch Teacher Is Pedo

Originally posted by Rolby:

Originally posted by Goobler402:

He has to be Nordic, there’s no better pedophile than a Swedish one!

no hes dutch.

Did you say Deutsch? Why are you picking on Germans, punk?

Topic: Off-topic / My Sister Is Going To A Party

Originally posted by Rolby:

Originally posted by Goobler402:

I Capitalize Everything In A Title Despite The Fact That Verbs Should Not Be Capitalized.

wow so not funny.

You’re hilarious.

Topic: Off-topic / My Dutch Teacher Is Pedo

He has to be Nordic, there’s no better pedophile than a Swedish one!

Topic: Off-topic / My Sister Is Going To A Party

I Capitalize Everything In A Title Despite The Fact That Verbs Should Not Be Capitalized.

Topic: Off-topic / Let's talk about toasters.

I used to own a toaster, it was terrible.

Topic: Off-topic / Is anyone taking economics

I took that shit a few years ago in the IB program, due to the length of time between now and my graduation, I’m sure I couldn’t recall a single thing about Politics/economics class.

Topic: Off-topic / Omegle Fun!

Just met some German folk on the web cam thing. Got into a political conversation on how America is turning into Nazi Germany.

:D

You: YAY GERMANS

You: HALLO

Stranger: yay

Stranger: hi

Stranger: cam?

You: I don’t speak Deutsch

Stranger: oh

Stranger: sorry

You: How are things going at the Fatherlands?

Stranger: the fatherland stands straight

You: Aye

You: Sehr gut

Stranger: beeing german is pain in the ass

Stranger: whole world thinks we are nazis

Stranger: :`D

You: Fucking European Union still holding you guys back?

Stranger: you fom ?

You: I’m from the US, my friends

Stranger: well

Stranger: europe isnt sooo bad

You: I know

Stranger: i think the us also have serious problems

You: Damned country over here is currently on the verge of turning into Germany when the Nazi party took over

Stranger: well in the end we are all fucked

You: Eh, it will probably blow over for the next few years and then we’ll all again be in this position. And again, and again

You: It’s a vicious cycle caused by politicians and the populace not paying attention to history

You: And the politicians who plot to do this shit…

Stranger: history repetitions itself

You: Indeed it does

Stranger: well lets wish us the best ;D

You: Indeed I shall pray you all fair well as well.

Stranger: thx man.

Stranger: good bye :)

You: Well, hat ihnen großen tag

Topic: Off-topic / Omegle Fun!

Originally posted by ThatsSoMFT:

My mom isn’t me

Make your interest MFT

Topic: Off-topic / OT and Pivot Stickfigure Animator (NOW WITH TUTORIALS ON THE OP)

I should apply for a job at Disney with this amazon animation talent

Topic: Off-topic / Any Final Fantasy fans in OT?

I’ll ask this guy on Omegle.

Nope, he’s too busy jerking off

Topic: Off-topic / Omegle Fun!

I couldn’t edit this into my previous post because the quote and code shits and giggles got fucked up when I tried.

Question: "Does anyone know what a “Germany” is? I looked all around for one. In dictionaries, on the web. I just simply cannot find anything that tells me what a ‘Germany’ is."

Stranger 1: it’s a special icecream flavour

Stranger 2: ur dumb. no joke. its a place like the u.s. smart dumb retarded cookie

Stranger 2: hehez:)

Stranger 1: it’s has a nasty taste, you don’t want to try it, really

Stranger 1: *it

Stranger 2: no joke stranger is right

Question: Anyone know what a ‘question’ is? I looked all around for the definition. I search through dictonaries, on the web, and even on Reddit! I simply cannot discern what a ‘question’ is!

Stranger 1: a question is a

Stranger 1: is a

Stranger 1: holy fucking shit

Stranger 2: mindblown

Stranger 2: lol

Stranger 1: what the fuck is a question

Stranger 1: um

Stranger 1: its a

Stranger 1: statement

Stranger 2: a question is a sentence that requires an answer, i guess

Stranger 1: that asks something

Stranger 1: or yeah what he said

Stranger 2: she*

Stranger 1: OKAY SHE

Stranger 2: :)

Stranger 1: gosh

Stranger 2: bye

I did a video thing with random strangers (I did none of that webcam or mic, I used the chat)
The first guy was some Middle Easterner in fatigues on his bed talking to his wife
The second guy was fapping on his couch
The third guy was some Hispanic faggot jamming out
The fourth was a pedophile under his bed sheets giggling
The fifth was three German guys singing about Hitler. Naturally, I spammed “Sieg heil!” Over and over again
The sixth were three women fluffing their hair
The seventh was an old man slapping his monkey on camera
The eighth was… actually a fine looking lady. I axed ASL
The ninth was a Russian man fapping in bed
THE END

More to come soon

Topic: Off-topic / Omegle Fun!

Stranger: hi

You: GET ON THE GROUND, CRIMINAL SCUM

Stranger: maybe

Stranger: what do you pay?

You: YOU VIOLATED THE LAW

You: I AM THE LAW

Stranger: i doubt that

You: GET DOWN BEFORE I FUCKING PUT YOU DOWN

You: AND TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS

Stranger: no

Stranger: show me your legitimation

You: YOU’RE GOING TO JAIL

You: THEY’LL MAKE YOU DROP THE SOAP

You: THEY’LL MAKE YOUR A MAN

You: THEY’LL ALSO MAKE YOU THEIR BITCH, SAWN

You: [Burning Rope by Genesis lyrics here]

Stranger: who do you work for?

You: I WORK FOR YOUR MOTHER

You: SHE GAVE ME A BAR OF SOAP TO CLEANSE YOUR VOCABULARY

You: SHE ALSO CHEWED SOME GUM AND SLID IT ALL UNDER MY CAPS-LOCK KEY

Stranger: that’s mean

You: NO, IT’S THE MEDIAN

You: I’M TAKING YOU BACK TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL MATH CLASS

You: THAT HAIRY, KINKY TEACHER YOU HAD WILL BE PLEASED YOU HAVE RETURNED

You: HE’LL TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND FIT YOU A PAIR OF OLD FASHIONED PANTALOONS

You: HE’S ROLE PLAYING THE FUCKING COLONIAL TIMES WITH YOU, NOW, BOY

Stranger: I’m no boy douche! I’m a chap

You: HE’LL BE GEORGE WASHINGTON, AND YOU’LL BE GENERAL WILLIAM HOWE

You: NO, YOU’RE NOW FRENCH, ENGLISH BOI

You: YOU’RE GEL DOUCHE

You: SHAMPOO

You: POOP

You: SHIT

Stranger: like a french-english boy?

You: A KINKY, SWEDISH ONE

Stranger: or like a french boy and you assume i’m english right now?

You: YOU’RE STILL FRENCH

You: NOW MAKE ME SOME FRIES

Stranger: french fries?

You: NO, I SAID SQUID

You: YOU’RE GOING TO DRAW AND ANIMATE ME A HENTAI

Stranger: no

You: And I’ll draw you Aaron Hanson and Jon what’s-his-face fucking in a bath tub filled with feline feces

You: ROBOT JOX WAS THE BEST WESTERN MOVIE EVAR

You: Meatspin.com

You: Rule34.paheal.com

You: 4chan.org

Stranger: the chewing gum’s dead

You: IT HAD NO LIFE FORCE

You: IT CAME BACK AS A VENGEFUL SPIRIT

You: NOW I’M IN A CREEPYPASTA

You: FUCKIN’ SKELETON JUST DID THE CHARLESTON OUT OF MY CLOSET

You: I’M A SCARED AND DUMB PROTAGONIST

You: OH GOD, A GENERIC SCAWRY MONETUR IS CUMMING THROUGH MY WINDOOR

Stranger: are you an actor or something?

You: I’M PEWDIEPIE

You: OR ROBBAZ

You: I MEAN, SWEDES ARE RELATED TO GERMANIC TRIBES, AND SINCE I’M FROM ONE, THEY ARE TECHNICALLY MY BITCHES

Stranger: i’m confused

Stranger: and german by the way

Stranger: hi

You: YOU’RE GERMAN

You: WELL GET OUT OF TOWN! ASL?