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Topic: Off-topic / Did ESAY E really buy a 64" impala when he was only 13??

Also how tall is a spartan from halo?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Does driving cars in video games help in real life?

Lol tard

Originally posted by ArcadianFire:

Honestly, yes.
I picked up on driving almost immediately.
I dunno if it’s because of the fact that I grew up on Gran Turismo and GTA or not, but yeah.
It helped me understand how minute movements of the wheel can equate to greater movement of the vehicle.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HOLY FUCC! I have to have eye surgery tomorrow!!!!! Also they stuck a freakin needle In my eye!!!!!

My eye is peppered with metal shards if I don’t my eye will die

Originally posted by Rajesh1999:

I never thought that there would be a surgery like this. I just wish I don’t go through this surgery in my life.
Also, why are you doing this surgery?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HOLY FUCC! I have to have eye surgery tomorrow!!!!! Also they stuck a freakin needle In my eye!!!!!

Lol yea?

Originally posted by nikolas10161:

Looks like you got an eyeful.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HOLY FUCC! I have to have eye surgery tomorrow!!!!! Also they stuck a freakin needle In my eye!!!!!

We’ll the doc was like “don’t move cause I’m about to put a needle in your eye and if you move it could make things a lot worse”.
When he started all I could see was the needle the. Everything turned darting warping like I just dropped some LSD or something

Originally posted by TheDarkoko:

Describe what you see when you have a needle in your eye.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HOLY FUCC! I have to have eye surgery tomorrow!!!!! Also they stuck a freakin needle In my eye!!!!!

I woke up with a piece of metal In my eye(I woke up this morning felt a sharp pain in my left eye, and when I checked it out I could see small shiny object embedded deal in my cornea. Ducking hurts!

Originally posted by Pipipipipi314:

Why do you need an eye surgery?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HOLY FUCC! I have to have eye surgery tomorrow!!!!! Also they stuck a freakin needle In my eye!!!!!

Go ahead an ask.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I have been feeling lonely lately

My ex ho who wanted to have a kid with me so badly(I said"fuc that" and sent that ho packin!) anyways, I guess she had a kid(with a guy who kinda looks like me?!)and now I suspect she is throwing diapers in my yard!!! For the last couple of weeks I’ve woken up to clean diapers that where thrown at my classic 1983 el camino!!! What should I do? I live I texas can I shoot?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Technical support for xbox 360:

This is my technical support! :D

Originally posted by zhs00000:

go to technical support

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I ran into my ex today

Originally posted by TheAznSensation:

that’s really.. ‘pathetic’

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Technical support for xbox 360:

Ok, my 360 keeps beeping and turning offs an on by itself.
The power brick light is solid red, and it’s noticeable hot!
Any tips?
My friend is giving me one for free tomorrow, but I would still like to know what’s wrong with my current one?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why is Africa(as a continent) so underdeveloped?

Why has Africa (as a continent) remained so barbaric in spite of it having been the birthplace of humans? There seems to be constant political and economic crisis going on over there.

*the birthplace of Homo Sapiens; forgive me…So no, not biblically

 
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Topic: Off-topic / some people like corndogs i like corndogs also

Fag

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Strange Man Chronicles Episode 1, Origins

Gay

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Benefits of being a woman?

They get to be president of the U.S!!!!
….. Ok yea, that hasn’t happend yet? Hmm I suppose there is a good reason for this…… They would probably just bleed all over the place anyways.
I’m i right?!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Fuck brad Pitt I should have been "bengermin button"

Why me? Cause I got the goods! That’s why! No but really I just feel the main character “benjermin” have so much in common! We just go together like cookies and milk.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Average cost of human body parts.

Pair of Eyeballs: $1,525
Skull with Teeth: $1,200
Scalp: $607
Shoulder: $500
Coronary Artery: $1,525
Heart: $119,000
Liver: $157,000
Hand and Forearm: $385
Spleen: $508
Stomach: $508
Small Intestine: $2,519
Kidney: $262,000 (in the U.S.)
Pint of Blood: $337 (in the U.S.)
Gallbladder: $1,219
Skin: $10 per square inch (on average we have about 264 square inches of flesh, so cash that in at ~$2640)

Grand total: $551, 473 *
*will vary based on how much skin you have

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today And then one day you find ten years have got behind you No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
Fritter and waste the hours in an off-hand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way

Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it’s sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you’re older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
The time is gone, the song is over, thought I’d something more to say

Home, home again
I like to be here when I can
When I come home cold and tired
It’s good to warm my bones beside the fire
Far away, across the field
The tolling of the iron bell
Calls the faithful to their knees
To hear the softly spoken magic spell

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What month were you born in?

January 20,1993 Earth years

 
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Topic: Off-topic / MmeBunneh or trickyrodent?

How about your mom?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / "Insidious" pig5 movie review OFFICIAL

I really like this movie

 
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Topic: Off-topic / All my friends are hot females and I have done it with all them except one.

J just noticed this. Probably cause I’ve never really thought about it till now.
I have noting but female friends who are fine as hell but like maybe one guy friend but even then ,we are more like associates than friends.
Anyways yup I’ve done it a lot , probably gonna do it alot more. Whateven.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Success overrated? some people just meant to be failures?

Spoken like a true puss

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Sexual harassment at a job

Ok. so I have this trainee I am training he is 36! I’ll be 22 1/20/15(14 days). Anyways this creepo is always hittin on me and making sexual remarks!
Ex.“I have something you can put in your mouth” or “I know your gay, you should come over and have some tdrinks with me” dude I’m totally str8 I live asss and tities! Can I sue him and the company for sexual harassment Nd physician and mental abuse(he had tryed to trip me a few times) if I have proof?I’ve told my boss he has done nothing ?!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should a teen be stressing, paranoid, worrying about negative possibilies and effects on themselves from recreational drug experimentation

Yea it totally normal just do some more to take the edge off