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Pig5's manifesto for defeating aliean/zombies/illuminati/slash history lesson
Hitler freed Stalin from a Russian Gulag and brought him to power. They were actually really good friends, and came to an agreement for Russia to not intervene in the war. This was of course until Hitler went insane with power and syphilis and decided to break this agreement. Just a small history lesson for people.
The best I can say is if there is something afoot, and some secret elite society controls the world, information, and the like the best thing to do is live a good life while you can. You can prepare, it’s good to prepare for various circumstances. Just don’t go overboard, every legitimate expert agrees the best way to go is to have a group of reliable firearms [a primary (a rifle generally) a secondary (a shotgun) and a side arm (a pistol)] generally ones were ammunition is easy to come by examples (listed most common in order of appearance of the aforementioned firearms) : .22, .223, 5.56, 7.62, 12 gauge, 20 gauge, and 9mm or 45mm. A bow/crossbow for hunting. Camping equipment and various tools: a tent, a bed roll, a rain poncho, a portable radio, a lantern, a flashlight, a hot plate, a canteen, a hatchet or machete, a folder knife, a multi tool, flint, matches, a lighter, a few packs of batteries, and catalogs of various regions that display things you’ll encounter outside in said region (lists of edible things, poisonous things, animals, etc).
It is also recommended you have three changes of clothes, a summer outfit, winter outfit, and urban outfit. As for shoes your best bet would be a good pair of boots. You should only carry enough food on you to last two weeks. Predominantly trail mix, dehydrated fruit, and jerky, but only a few canned goods and perhaps a bottle of liquor. I’d say no more than a weeks worth of canned goods or M.R.E.s. The best ratio should have the least amount of canned goods, I’d personally limit myself to one or two, but no more than three with the rest being M.R.E.s. You should also carry medical supplies. A suture kit, bandages, a sports wrap, rubbing alcohol, disinfectant, burn ointment, bug spray, sports ointment, antibiotics, cold medicine, pain medication, muscle relaxers, ritalin, and xanax. Ritalin for energy and xanax for sleep. Personal valuables unless lightweight are frowned upon.
Your total weight should be under seventy pounds, even with three loads for each gun. Everything with the exception of your secondary or side arm should be stored away in a secure and secret location. Under the floorboards, in the wall, or in the attic. If in the attic it should be appear to look like junk. If shit hits the fan, the best thing to do is try to wait out as long as possible in your home, but no more than two weeks. If you hear shooting outside, people are running about, and doors are getting kicked in by armed men, asses the situation without drawing attention, but assume you have under five minutes. Quickly spring into action grab your secondary and side arm load them and put on a vest if you have it, proceed to tear apart the house and throw things about (make it look like it was a struggle as much as possible without going overboard). Open your door with a slam to make it look like it was already forced open.
Proceed to a safe location (a crawl space with a hole in it you dug would be best) if you do not have a crawl space for some reason, a closet filled with clutter would work. Work your way underneath the clutter leaving the door to the closet open. Most of the pawns of tyranny or invaders will walk past the door seeing it was already forced, but some will proceed inside and search. If you did a good job at destroying your home, again most will leave. However it is reasonable to assume there will be persistent or intelligent ones amongst the fray. They will continue to search despite the forced door and destroyed home. If you are hidden well enough they will not find you, but assume you can be found at any moment, in other words keep your finger on that trigger and prepare for a fight you may not walk away from. If you are discovered and if you’re confident pop away with your secondary until the intruders are dead. If you are not confident relinquish your secondary to the aggressor, once they pull you out of your hiding space you can see how many there are. Look for a blind spot in their ranks. Proceed to pull your side arm at the right moment, and react accordingly. Keep in mind you have a high chance of being shot in this fight so it is recommended you have a vest for this moment alone (you will not need it when you leave in other words, but if you don’t mind the extra weight keep it).
After the gunfight if you are not dead or seriously wounded quickly scavenge the bodies for useful materials and trophies if you’re that sort, drag the bodies outside, and find a new hiding spot. It is also recommended you strip one of their uniform. If you are wounded it is time to bug out, grab your equipment get in your car and make for the nearest forest. Park your car in a hidden location, find a suitable and secure location to set up camp, and address your wounds. Wait here for the two weeks while you heal. If you are dead than your fight ends here, you lived a good life, you took a few of the bastards with you, and now you can look forward to your after life and hopefully a better world. If you are not discovered congratulations! Now wait until the commotion dies down.
Once the commotion has died down the hard part really begins, and I know you thought the hard part was staging a struggle and hiding from psychopaths! No the hard part is remaining hidden for two weeks. Close the door to your house, clear out a large enough closet and get comfortable. This is where you’ll sleep, cook on your hot plate, and eat for the next two weeks; so grab some books! You should only leave to use the bathroom. If you are found I refer you to the advice, and circumstance stated in the previous paragraph.
Once two weeks are up it is time to leave. Transport your equipment to your vehicle, and make it as far as you can on your tank of gas. If you scavenged gas along the way safely, good on you for taking initiative, the further you can get the better. Now this is where your own individual goals come into play. If you want to resist find and locate a resistance. If you have a shelter for this sort of situation and want to wade it out, make for that. If you simply wish to leave the continent I recommend heading to south America obviously. There you can catch up to what is going on, take a boat or plane to a safe country, or remain there. It’s whatever you believe to be the best course of action for your, and possible companions safety.
If you read all this cheers, and I hoped I helped you prepare for a possible event. Remember it is good to prepare for any event, whether it be tyranny/invasion, world war, civil unrest, societal collapse, pandemic, natural catastrophe, destruction of the grid, zombie apocalypse, alien invasion, invasion of interdimensional beings, or the rapture. It is always good to have a plan, a backup plan, and supplies to help you survive. Stay in shape, and run drills in your spare time. Most of all though live life and enjoy it, do not let this become an obsession and destroy you and your current life as it has done to so many other people. Again thanks for reading and peace!