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Topic: Off-topic / What does it mean when your health insurance has "lapsed"

Oh really?! I got into a fight with boss a few days ago! But I didn’t think much of it! So these are the only two reasons this could happen?

Originally posted by DaAzianDragon:
Originally posted by pig5:

I don’t pay for my insurance, I’m covered by the company I work for?
Estonia woman are kinda hot…. And slutty.


Either your company has stopped payments on your health insurance to cover you or they are getting ready to fire you, that’s why your insurance is “lapsed”.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What does it mean when your health insurance has "lapsed"

I don’t pay for my insurance, I’m covered by the company I work for?
Estonia woman are kinda hot…. And slutty.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My EDM music

This may mean nothing to your, or maybe it’ll mean everything??? I don’t know.
What I do know is I like the first song in the top link! Lol
6/10.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What will your life be like in 10 years time?

Getting off probation!!!!! I can’t wait!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What does it mean when your health insurance has "lapsed"

Your thoughts would be appreciated.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is it ok to ask for a raise after getting a raise?

Okay, so I have been working for this company a year already. I just got my first promotion!! “Advanced medical tech” is my title, before I was just a “medical tech”.
Anyways the raise they gave me was a spit in the face(my opinion)! I was just kinda of wondering if it would be ok?
My inner black guy is all like “fucc these honkeys they don’t know what they talkin bout” and then we have my sophisticated white guy telling me “pig5 as long as you keep working you’ll get to where you wanna be it’s gonna take hardwork, determination, and commitment to get the job done and with these virtues you’ll eventually move up the ladder and get the kinda of money you want(150k yearly)”
?yalls two cent would be greatly appreciated.
You know what not “greatly”.just appreciated.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anybody wanna start a cult?

You go away new fig!!!!

Originally posted by zhs00O:

Go away, pig5.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anybody wanna start a cult?

It seems like the right thing to do.
Not no “crazy cult” but a “cult of love”.
Anybody pm me If serious.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I grew up dirt poor. How about you?

Yup I was poor alright, but now not so.
Hard work, determination pays off eventually.
-pig5

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What do you think of this, OT?

-Didn’t even take time to click the link and watch the video.
You suck.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What car do u drive

1983 el camino
2008 ford e150 van

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Pig5's manifesto for defeating aliean/zombies/illuminati/slash history lesson

Hitler freed Stalin from a Russian Gulag and brought him to power. They were actually really good friends, and came to an agreement for Russia to not intervene in the war. This was of course until Hitler went insane with power and syphilis and decided to break this agreement. Just a small history lesson for people.

The best I can say is if there is something afoot, and some secret elite society controls the world, information, and the like the best thing to do is live a good life while you can. You can prepare, it’s good to prepare for various circumstances. Just don’t go overboard, every legitimate expert agrees the best way to go is to have a group of reliable firearms [a primary (a rifle generally) a secondary (a shotgun) and a side arm (a pistol)] generally ones were ammunition is easy to come by examples (listed most common in order of appearance of the aforementioned firearms) : .22, .223, 5.56, 7.62, 12 gauge, 20 gauge, and 9mm or 45mm. A bow/crossbow for hunting. Camping equipment and various tools: a tent, a bed roll, a rain poncho, a portable radio, a lantern, a flashlight, a hot plate, a canteen, a hatchet or machete, a folder knife, a multi tool, flint, matches, a lighter, a few packs of batteries, and catalogs of various regions that display things you’ll encounter outside in said region (lists of edible things, poisonous things, animals, etc).

It is also recommended you have three changes of clothes, a summer outfit, winter outfit, and urban outfit. As for shoes your best bet would be a good pair of boots. You should only carry enough food on you to last two weeks. Predominantly trail mix, dehydrated fruit, and jerky, but only a few canned goods and perhaps a bottle of liquor. I’d say no more than a weeks worth of canned goods or M.R.E.s. The best ratio should have the least amount of canned goods, I’d personally limit myself to one or two, but no more than three with the rest being M.R.E.s. You should also carry medical supplies. A suture kit, bandages, a sports wrap, rubbing alcohol, disinfectant, burn ointment, bug spray, sports ointment, antibiotics, cold medicine, pain medication, muscle relaxers, ritalin, and xanax. Ritalin for energy and xanax for sleep. Personal valuables unless lightweight are frowned upon.

Your total weight should be under seventy pounds, even with three loads for each gun. Everything with the exception of your secondary or side arm should be stored away in a secure and secret location. Under the floorboards, in the wall, or in the attic. If in the attic it should be appear to look like junk. If shit hits the fan, the best thing to do is try to wait out as long as possible in your home, but no more than two weeks. If you hear shooting outside, people are running about, and doors are getting kicked in by armed men, asses the situation without drawing attention, but assume you have under five minutes. Quickly spring into action grab your secondary and side arm load them and put on a vest if you have it, proceed to tear apart the house and throw things about (make it look like it was a struggle as much as possible without going overboard). Open your door with a slam to make it look like it was already forced open.

Proceed to a safe location (a crawl space with a hole in it you dug would be best) if you do not have a crawl space for some reason, a closet filled with clutter would work. Work your way underneath the clutter leaving the door to the closet open. Most of the pawns of tyranny or invaders will walk past the door seeing it was already forced, but some will proceed inside and search. If you did a good job at destroying your home, again most will leave. However it is reasonable to assume there will be persistent or intelligent ones amongst the fray. They will continue to search despite the forced door and destroyed home. If you are hidden well enough they will not find you, but assume you can be found at any moment, in other words keep your finger on that trigger and prepare for a fight you may not walk away from. If you are discovered and if you’re confident pop away with your secondary until the intruders are dead. If you are not confident relinquish your secondary to the aggressor, once they pull you out of your hiding space you can see how many there are. Look for a blind spot in their ranks. Proceed to pull your side arm at the right moment, and react accordingly. Keep in mind you have a high chance of being shot in this fight so it is recommended you have a vest for this moment alone (you will not need it when you leave in other words, but if you don’t mind the extra weight keep it).

After the gunfight if you are not dead or seriously wounded quickly scavenge the bodies for useful materials and trophies if you’re that sort, drag the bodies outside, and find a new hiding spot. It is also recommended you strip one of their uniform. If you are wounded it is time to bug out, grab your equipment get in your car and make for the nearest forest. Park your car in a hidden location, find a suitable and secure location to set up camp, and address your wounds. Wait here for the two weeks while you heal. If you are dead than your fight ends here, you lived a good life, you took a few of the bastards with you, and now you can look forward to your after life and hopefully a better world. If you are not discovered congratulations! Now wait until the commotion dies down.

Once the commotion has died down the hard part really begins, and I know you thought the hard part was staging a struggle and hiding from psychopaths! No the hard part is remaining hidden for two weeks. Close the door to your house, clear out a large enough closet and get comfortable. This is where you’ll sleep, cook on your hot plate, and eat for the next two weeks; so grab some books! You should only leave to use the bathroom. If you are found I refer you to the advice, and circumstance stated in the previous paragraph.

Once two weeks are up it is time to leave. Transport your equipment to your vehicle, and make it as far as you can on your tank of gas. If you scavenged gas along the way safely, good on you for taking initiative, the further you can get the better. Now this is where your own individual goals come into play. If you want to resist find and locate a resistance. If you have a shelter for this sort of situation and want to wade it out, make for that. If you simply wish to leave the continent I recommend heading to south America obviously. There you can catch up to what is going on, take a boat or plane to a safe country, or remain there. It’s whatever you believe to be the best course of action for your, and possible companions safety.

If you read all this cheers, and I hoped I helped you prepare for a possible event. Remember it is good to prepare for any event, whether it be tyranny/invasion, world war, civil unrest, societal collapse, pandemic, natural catastrophe, destruction of the grid, zombie apocalypse, alien invasion, invasion of interdimensional beings, or the rapture. It is always good to have a plan, a backup plan, and supplies to help you survive. Stay in shape, and run drills in your spare time. Most of all though live life and enjoy it, do not let this become an obsession and destroy you and your current life as it has done to so many other people. Again thanks for reading and peace!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [serious] alien life

Where you trying to spell “HEROIN”?? That’s fuccin illegal man!!!! Holy shit I can’t believe you crossed the line like that!!! Seriously Dude these “forums” are full of “ninos”(translation-kids). They don’t need some jak off(you) getting them all hyped about “heroin” man!!! You just need to calm down!
Ok. So what about a gate way drug first instead of ole hardcore “heroin”?! I would recommend a number of things, but since you started this thread I’ll let you give you’re two cents first.
……….pssssh… Over here…. Ya you….. Over here man, so I noticed you noticing me noticing you. Ya those guns are 20inches round baby they and thru.

I’m pig5 protector of kong or something whatever I’m out got thing to do peace out homies!!!!!!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [serious] alien life

Alien war! I shall print a manifesto for my “kong” brethren, and wenches(lol).
Be EXPECTING soon.
pig5 OUT

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Did ESAY E really buy a 64" impala when he was only 13??

Also how tall is a spartan from halo?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Does driving cars in video games help in real life?

Lol tard

Originally posted by ArcadianFire:

Honestly, yes.
I picked up on driving almost immediately.
I dunno if it’s because of the fact that I grew up on Gran Turismo and GTA or not, but yeah.
It helped me understand how minute movements of the wheel can equate to greater movement of the vehicle.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HOLY FUCC! I have to have eye surgery tomorrow!!!!! Also they stuck a freakin needle In my eye!!!!!

My eye is peppered with metal shards if I don’t my eye will die

Originally posted by Rajesh1999:

I never thought that there would be a surgery like this. I just wish I don’t go through this surgery in my life.
Also, why are you doing this surgery?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HOLY FUCC! I have to have eye surgery tomorrow!!!!! Also they stuck a freakin needle In my eye!!!!!

Lol yea?

Originally posted by nikolas10161:

Looks like you got an eyeful.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HOLY FUCC! I have to have eye surgery tomorrow!!!!! Also they stuck a freakin needle In my eye!!!!!

We’ll the doc was like “don’t move cause I’m about to put a needle in your eye and if you move it could make things a lot worse”.
When he started all I could see was the needle the. Everything turned darting warping like I just dropped some LSD or something

Originally posted by TheDarkoko:

Describe what you see when you have a needle in your eye.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HOLY FUCC! I have to have eye surgery tomorrow!!!!! Also they stuck a freakin needle In my eye!!!!!

I woke up with a piece of metal In my eye(I woke up this morning felt a sharp pain in my left eye, and when I checked it out I could see small shiny object embedded deal in my cornea. Ducking hurts!

Originally posted by Pipipipipi314:

Why do you need an eye surgery?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HOLY FUCC! I have to have eye surgery tomorrow!!!!! Also they stuck a freakin needle In my eye!!!!!

Go ahead an ask.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I have been feeling lonely lately

My ex ho who wanted to have a kid with me so badly(I said"fuc that" and sent that ho packin!) anyways, I guess she had a kid(with a guy who kinda looks like me?!)and now I suspect she is throwing diapers in my yard!!! For the last couple of weeks I’ve woken up to clean diapers that where thrown at my classic 1983 el camino!!! What should I do? I live I texas can I shoot?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Technical support for xbox 360:

This is my technical support! :D

Originally posted by zhs00000:

go to technical support

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I ran into my ex today

Originally posted by TheAznSensation:

that’s really.. ‘pathetic’

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Technical support for xbox 360:

Ok, my 360 keeps beeping and turning offs an on by itself.
The power brick light is solid red, and it’s noticeable hot!
Any tips?
My friend is giving me one for free tomorrow, but I would still like to know what’s wrong with my current one?