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Topic: Off-topic / im looking for a partner to runaway with to mexico.

Super cereal! We wont have a car cause ill be selling mine for money, but im physically fit so walking long distances wont be a problem.
i can go three days without food, and i needs little to make me happy, oh and ill bring my guitar so we will gave something to do.

REQUIREMENTS:
. must be able to walk 35 miles in a day without complaining.
.18+ yearz of age

A PLUS:
.know how to play an instrument.
.speak spanish

 

Topic: Off-topic / do you smoke tabacco from a pipe?

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Topic: Off-topic / do you smoke tabacco from a pipe?

Lol thanks I needed that

Originally posted by Pokerpo:

i smoke your mother’s vagine out of a pipe

 
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Topic: Off-topic / do you smoke tabacco from a pipe?

Anyone?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / just got my first big glass order for two hundred pendants!!

And Im pretty sure I just got a job at “LA quinta” as there hostess(Twinkie)…. Probably cause I look so damn good.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's the manliest thing you've ever done? (Philosophical Thread)

Nail two chicks at once. The reason I say this is cause after we where done they called me the “man” true story bro.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / BRIEFLY DESCRIBE WHO YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY TO

A whore seriously was a whore I didn’t realize until after we had sex that she was a whore…she kinda hot for a slut though, I’ll post pics when I can

 
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Topic: Off-topic / how to delete account?

Hmmn?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / sugar Mama: wanted

Lollipop? Popsicle? Jaw breaker? Suc what I need to know!?

Originally posted by Kuramakyubi:

Suck my..

 
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Topic: Off-topic / BRIEFLY DESCRIBE WHO YOU ARE VOTING FOR IN THE NEXT ELECTIONS

They won’t let me vote since I’m a convicted felon but I probably wouldn’t vote anyways

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Bored

Smoke that sticky icky mayne

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is Cartoon Network still any good to you?

I wouldn’t know I lost the remote to my TV like a year ago and iI’ve just been watching the same channel "fx’ since then

 
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Topic: Off-topic / sugar Mama: wanted

Cuz we some thirsty niggas huhh

Originally posted by SpookX:

why is everyone on OT so thirsty?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i quit my job as a medical technician to pursue my dream of being a full time glass blower..... and now im fucced,

That’s a really good idea!

Originally posted by LukeMann:

Get a job for a university chemistry department as a custom glass-blower.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / sugar Mama: wanted

Hello my name is pig5.
Im looking for a lady to take care of me untill i get back on my feet(then ill take care of you. Ill be your sugar daddy lol) the percs of being my sugar mama are that im funny, ill make you laugh long time. Im a very clean person and I’ll always be there for you! .im 22 years of age got an athletic build, black hair,dark brown eyes, my height is 5" 11. My mom is from alcapuco mexico(her family came from Spain) and my dad was 100% native American. I am brown but its a sexy brown(or so I’ve been told) of you would like pics just pm!
Of course you know you gotta be 18+

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i quit my job as a medical technician to pursue my dream of being a full time glass blower..... and now im fucced,

Haha yes I’m looking for a sugar mama I put an add on Craigslist!

Originally posted by curadocesar3:

have you perhaps considered prostitution

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i quit my job as a medical technician to pursue my dream of being a full time glass blower..... and now im fucced,

A quote from one of my favourite poets
Edgar Allen poe- “don’t let education get in the way of learning”.

Originally posted by One4A11:

Only if you don’t drop out this time, sonny. :^)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i quit my job as a medical technician to pursue my dream of being a full time glass blower..... and now im fucced,

Surprise me :)

Originally posted by Destruction98:
Originally posted by pig5:

Only if you buy ssome art and order me a supreme pizza! Plz!

Originally posted by Destruction98:

Can I be pigs mother.


Would you like soft crust pizza

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i quit my job as a medical technician to pursue my dream of being a full time glass blower..... and now im fucced,

If that’s true then ya I guess I could let you be my dad. Thats badass
Oh ya hey dad can I borrow $5,000.00 plz I need it for college…again:)

Originally posted by One4A11:
Originally posted by pig5:

Impossible my sperm donor died a few years back

Originally posted by One4A11:

Your father..


I am a nonbiological extraterrestrial :D

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i quit my job as a medical technician to pursue my dream of being a full time glass blower..... and now im fucced,

Only if you buy ssome art and order me a supreme pizza! Plz!

Originally posted by Destruction98:

Can I be pigs mother.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i quit my job as a medical technician to pursue my dream of being a full time glass blower..... and now im fucced,

Impossible my sperm donor died a few years back

Originally posted by One4A11:

Your father..

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i quit my job as a medical technician to pursue my dream of being a full time glass blower..... and now im fucced,

Ya mos def

Originally posted by Destruction98:

That’s a shame.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i quit my job as a medical technician to pursue my dream of being a full time glass blower..... and now im fucced,

I will shortly

Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:

Post pics of your work.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i quit my job as a medical technician to pursue my dream of being a full time glass blower..... and now im fucced,

Who the hell RR you;?

Originally posted by One4A11:

Proud of you, son.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i quit my job as a medical technician to pursue my dream of being a full time glass blower..... and now im fucced,

Ya that’s some really good Advice gevock thank yoy.
I had been thinking the same thing already. I’ll probably just get my old job back they told me when I left I could always come bac( I was such a good worker they framed my work shirt and put it in the front office lol)

Originally posted by Gevock:

Join a temp agency so you don’t starve, get another medical technician job or something more permanent, and do the glass blowing on the side until you’re more well-known for your glass blowing. Chase your dreams sure, but be sensible about it.

Originally posted by Gevock:

Join a temp agency so you don’t starve, get another medical technician job or something more permanent, and do the glass blowing on the side until you’re more well-known for your glass blowing. Chase your dreams sure, but be sensible about it.