Recent posts by pig5 on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / why do(es) a collection of atoms care about anything?

And yes I do drugs….respectively.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why the fuck do i feel like nothing's real?

No it’s called PCP

 
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Topic: Off-topic / why do(es) a collection of atoms care about anything?

Lol your gay you typed “we we”….flag lol

Originally posted by 15man:

starts to wright a text wall about how the human brain is like a cpu and it’s through complexity we we think. . .only to stop and think op is on drugs
cuz ur gay lolz

 
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Topic: Off-topic / why do(es) a collection of atoms care about anything?

That’s all we are. right?
Then why do we(I) care?

WHO AM I? WHAT ARE THESE MEMORYS I HAVE!? ARRRGGGGG!!!!!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / anyone read/reading the full metal alchemists manga?

Where do you live holy? Specific state address?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / anyone read/reading the full metal alchemists manga?

I’m currently on book 17.

 

Topic: Off-topic / yo yo yo what up byches?

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Topic: Off-topic / i'm going to go to one of those Gamestop conventions and go over to the Kongregate section

sorry guys but I gotta inform the FBI about y’alls intentions. murrica! FTW!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you had to give something to Uber, what would it be?

I would give uberFAG a bitch slap! death to tyrants!!!!,

 
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Topic: Off-topic / microsoft announces a brand new conker game that everyone has been asking for

Conker’s bad fur day?? omg that was the best game for the N64!!!!!! duuude there is a God!!!!! fuck those teddy bears!!!

 

Topic: Off-topic / do astronauts get to take their cell phones with them into space?

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Topic: Off-topic / do astronauts get to take their cell phones with them into space?

I think he was just joking?…..I hope he is joking.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / do astronauts get to take their cell phones with them into space?

?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How many times have you had sex in your lifetime?

who counts the how many times they have sex? that is hella wierd and creepy. lol actually I used to count but once youve had sex after about thirty times you start to lose count.
lol the first time I had sex I did count we did it about seven times in one night! and I told her that we did it seven times! and she replied “you counted?” lol yea so if you do keep count def keep it to yourself.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Create your own Ice Cream flavor

I don’t do cocaine…… I jusr like the way it smells.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do you make holy water?

priest piss. duh

 
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Topic: Off-topic / how to become a moderator?

?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / As the new definitely legit Queen of OT I will be assigning titles to everyone

wait my title is “unrelated to op”? that’s really gay I would rather not have a name if that’s all you got…. how’s about " max steelehammer "?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Ruudiluca for Queen of OT thread

siege engine by buckethead awesome song

Originally posted by UbiquitousJoe:

I gift you 5 Siege Tanks to aid you in your conquests.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / As the new definitely legit Queen of OT I will be assigning titles to everyone

but George Bush was having none of that shit so he challenged the aliens to a game of basketball….. pretty much just imagine the movie space jam…..but with one minor difference George Bush is on michael Jordan’s team!!!! the movie was actually based on these events I’m detailing right now…… yes I know I’m putting my life on the line by telling y’all this but…..FTW.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / As the new definitely legit Queen of OT I will be assigning titles to everyone

if there is a queen there must be a King!!!! or a ’kong? eh idk……buuut what I do know is that president reagan commissioned a “space laser” defense program to supposedly protect the US from a nuclear attack from the Soviet Union! even after scientists told him it was impossible!!!! but Dr Reagan did not care! he had to have it done no matter what….. well fast forward to the end of his term and he is a failure he was not able to put the “space lasers” WELL truth time FOOLS… the lasers where actually intended to defend the entire planet from a extraterrestrial attack! yes that right, motha fuccin et had officially made it home and let his home world know that he had found the perfect planet to en-slave

 
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Topic: Off-topic / pokemon cards for sale.

hello fellow kong people I have been collecting pokemon cards since I was 8(I think?. maybe 7 or 9 I’m 23 now) anyways I have alot of 1st edition and hella holos I dont have any new pokemon cards cause I stopped collecting a few years back but I’ll be putting them up on eBay soon. so check em out!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / someone please order me a pizza from dominos.....

plz I promise to pay back! and if you could maybe throw in some bbq wings and cinnamon sticks…. I have no money right now and I’m super hungry! i blow glass for a liviing abd buisness has beeb slow. ……I’ll blow you glass trinkets! for foood…..

 
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Topic: Off-topic / rate your life/10

0/10
I hate my life and myself, And everyone else.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / would you sacrifice yourself to save the planet?

lol

Originally posted by Heroicdude:

No, see you all in hell.