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Topic: Off-topic / merry christmas by andre 'ice cold' 3000.

Lies

 
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Topic: Off-topic / mods reaction test

Boobs, I can’t stop thinking about boobs! Oh boobs where art though?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Does anybody here live in the Middle East?

Just wondering?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Wtf?! No One told me she was dead.

I just got called to a patients house, cause she was having trouble breathing. They made a “stat” call which means I have to be there ASAP.
When I get there(and remember I high as fuc) I pretty much rush in the house and there is a whole bunch of ppl(her family) and I’m about to enter the patients room and they all started yelling at me!! They where like "what are you doing??!! She’s dead?! Her family was totally trippin on me! WTf they(nurses)said she was still alive! If I had know she was dead i wouldn’t have showed up in the first place they probably think I’m some sicko who like dead body’s.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Really expensive sheets(600 thread count)

I got these really luxurious sheets about two weeks ago, and last night I went to a bar and got shut faced off tequila, and when I woke up there was vomit all over them….. Plz tell me I’m how dumb I am……. I wanna suffer

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Idea for a new transportation method!

Ok so check this out.
What if we could “johny cage” kick all the time?(yes, “johny cage” from mortal combat.)
Just imagine do that special kick he does, all the time. Gotta go to the store for some blunts? Just johny cage kick your way there!!
Seriously! Tell me that there is someone Else out there who is on the same level as me! …Somebody? DONT LEAVE ME HANGING!!!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Reasons why I could possibly be your father.

^

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is the combo meal worth it?

Today I say down in a burger restaurant(=specializes in burgers) and I saw 5 grown adults just get the burger no drunk or fries? I relived that when I do get a combo meal I just mainly at the burger and have a "few"fries along some gulps of my tea? I paid an extra 5$ for those extra gulps/bites?
Was it worth it? No!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Did you ever..?

No. But I did pay a fat kid a dollar one time at school to watch him do it lol totally worth it

Originally posted by AmaneAkaike01 (undefined):

Did you ever eat chewing gum you found on the ground or under tables?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The absolute most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

Lol I thought I loved this girl(she was so freaking hot!!!), anyways I told her.
She didn’t really say anything, we ended up having sex about five times, after that she left(that’s when I figured out I don’t love her, I Just wanted sex). She calls me a month later and tells me she is “pregnant” I was like “yea”. I call my mom and tell her the good news. A few moments after I get off the phone with my mom, she called me and say she just got an “abortion”.
Lol that crazy bitch got an abortion! I had to tell my mom “hey never mind, she killed the baby”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / MME IS A SAND COON

Pshh your tha sand coon

 
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Topic: Off-topic / naruto

Ok, but first… Let me take a selfie!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If I quit my job, will I lose my 401k?

Yes the very same one

Originally posted by DanielMontgomery (undefined):

Is this the same job that you accidentally told your boss that you were ditching work for the day and then lied to him and told him that you were sick?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If I quit my job, will I lose my 401k?

??

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Contact number for Guantanamo bay.

Base Operator DSN: 723-3960 Ext 4141 011-5399-4141
…..your welcome….. Pshh whateven you poser!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Does the president get new shoes everyday?

I mean just think about it? I can’t imagine my president wearing the same shoes everyday for the last couple if years! What going on over there!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Moonflower

(Sigh) I just had to get that off my chest.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Let the bodies hit the floor.

I’ve seen drowning pool live! It was so cray when they played that song!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What are bad situations in your life right now?

Money,hoes, and clothes

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is every one here a freakin VIRGIN?!

I was just trying to help. I apologize if I made anyone feel uncomfortable. You’ll never here from me again……….HAHA psyc! Bitches plz! You’ll never get rid of me! I’m here fo life B-oych!

 

Topic: Off-topic / Is every one here a freakin VIRGIN?!

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Topic: Off-topic / Is every one here a freakin VIRGIN?!

Pshhh leave it up too virgins to say some dumb shiz.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is every one here a freakin VIRGIN?!

I’m a dude(which means I have a penis) that would make you gay( not that there is anything wrong with that) but seriously I sun just trying to help.

Originally posted by HoleOfSpam:

nah i’ll just fuck you :o

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is every one here a freakin VIRGIN?!

Never

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

Lay off the weed.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is every one here a freakin VIRGIN?!

??? Seriously you all sound so inexperienced with the opposite sex?
It’s easy guys seriously! Gurls are easy! Suoer easy! All of them! Grow a pair! You’ll see what I’m tLking about! Just take the plunge already we all have to eventually! (Pm me if you need tips on getting laid, ya brah pig5 has got ya bac)}