Recent posts by SpearDudezor on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Weird Game Moments

Originally posted by Maowee:

Wtf u had sex wif otha gurl b4 our merrege!!! Fuk u!!!

Would you have preferred it if he had sex wif otha gurl after your merrege?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Weird Game Moments

ewwwww

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I have uncovered a relic from an age long past - a collection of posts I made in 2006 and 2008

I procured my first computer in the year 2001, if I’m not mistaken. I was 6 years old, in any case. Tragically, I have no artifacts from those times, but perhaps this will offer some amusement. Start reading from the bottom, and as you absorb the knowledge contained in these pages, note the significant difference between my 2006 posts and my 2008 posts. Many of the first entries refer to a…thing…I created. It was an unspeakable horror, of which I unfortunately have no copy in my possession, so I can’t show you the dread contained within.

Enjoy. If you can.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/search/author/sonicx734/5

Linked is my profile at a forum I used to frequent, accessed through the Wayback machine. You can find some of my posts on that page through the link.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Windows XP maybe now unsupported...

what the fuck is DeathEmo

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What if I posted a picture of a naked girl on the arts forum if it's from a painting.

Look at that small like 3 inch penis

That is most likely because small penises were preferred over large ones at the time of the Renaissance and I think ancient Greece

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I am making a social justice blog on tumblr

lol’d but you might need some luck getting the appropriate audience

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Crow Discovers Water Displacement

Discuss how OP is a pile of shit

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rainbow colors in MS. Paint :D (I know this thread will be locked)

le epik trol xDDDD

 
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Topic: Off-topic / SUPER MARIO BROS 3 HAS REFERENCES TO HELL

666 divided by 2 – 333

Half Life 3 confirmed!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The blood moon

That sounds like a euphemism for period

Anyway, I guess I missed it

The last one was in 1967, so it’s not something you’ll see too many times in your life.

>implying everyone who lives in western America stays there forever
>implying total lunar eclipses don’t happen all the time

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Windows XP

I’ve used XP for a long time after Windows 98. I only recently moved to Windows 7. Unfortunate, I guess.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How much of a noob where you in the first few moments of your first forum?

Originally posted by GraphicDesignC:

You’re welcome

holy shit

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How much of a noob where you in the first few moments of your first forum?

Originally posted by GraphicDesignC:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
You were stupidly retarded? No, you still are retarded. Another thing, how can you be stupidly retarded, the two words are essentially synonymous with eachother.

They aren’t. Being retarded means you basically have difficulty learning. Being stupid means you don’t know how to use your brain.

One could say that having difficulty learning is a direct root of not using your brain.

But see, they aren’t synonyms. You can be stupid without being retarded and you can even be retarded without being stupid.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How much of a noob where you in the first few moments of your first forum?

You were stupidly retarded? No, you still are retarded. Another thing, how can you be stupidly retarded, the two words are essentially synonymous with eachother.

They aren’t. Being retarded means you basically have difficulty learning. Being stupid means you don’t know how to use your brain.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is Tor web browser a good anonymity browser?

Originally posted by aguspal:

I dont really understand OP intentions, sorry dude but you either cant explain yourself very well or you are a bit retarded…

Did you…really just say that…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is Tor web browser a good anonymity browser?

I was about to suggest the Deepnet but I noticed you mentioned that. Why is it risky, though? I hear a lot of criminals use it as a moderately safe haven.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / CROWS will RULE the WORLD

Originally posted by Fronebular:

It doesn’t matter how intelligent crows become. They’ll never have the thumbs that are needed to build anything that could come even close to being able to dominate the world.

Do tell me when they guys happen to get hands though, because then I’ll root for em.

You don’t need hands or thumbs to build things. Expand your horizons.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OTers who are ok to make fun of

What if I’m all of these things?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would u body slam a cactus for $1,000,000?

Originally posted by GraphicDesignC:

You should see some of their other videos. Holy fuck dude that crazy asshole ate a cactus wtf?

Cacti are often used as food though

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would u body slam a cactus for $1,000,000?

Maybe. I’m probably gonna do something like that anyway, get that experience done with and attain might!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your personal version of HELL

A prison world made of steel and carbides, perpetually tormenting and confusing your mind. The world is dark, and any colors that are in it are feeble and corrupted, serving only to corrupt your idea of color. Same with the light. Fire would probably not exist there either, as it is capable of boosting your spirit.

Kinda like the modern world, with the steel. But more horrid.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you think it's morally wrong to sexually stimulate a cat?

No

Unless the cat doesn’t like it, which it is usually quite capable of showing

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who is the most inconsistent/random poster in OT?

Originally posted by Boomibom:
Originally posted by Gabidou99:
Originally posted by MelbourneBoy:

My votes are for aguspal, KennethP30, Boomibom, Rajeesh1999, Gabidou99…

They post at the same rate, and shit at the same rate! They’re all shitposters!

I’m not even a shitposter. Seriously Mel, What happened to you? You’re like SpookySkeleton, you’ve been a douche bag to everyone since a few weeks! Also, is 3k+ posts is considered “New”? No.

Actually, being overly obbesed (I don’t know how to spell that) with Shy Guy and Gardevoir makes you a ’’shitposter’’

That makes no sense

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is revenge nessesary.

Was that a question.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / YOUR WORST FEAR IN LIFE???

I don’t think I’m afraid of dying, but death is probably what I try to prevent the most for a bunch of reasons. One reason is that I believe I can fix the world, and to do that, I must survive. I’m not sure what my worst fear is, but I try to face and conquer my fears.