Recent posts by SpearDudezor on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Where the hell do I check how much money my games have made from ads?

I think I’ll pass

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Where the hell do I check how much money my games have made from ads?

I’ve searched like all over the place and consulted with Google but I don’t see it

I’m not saying the game on my profile is going to make me a millionaire, this is for something else

Edit: I guess this would’ve been appropriate in the Kongregate forum too…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Describe your personality with one picture

Originally posted by FrostyGhosts:

…gay shite?

It would be fucking nice if people stopped assuming every rainbow thing has to do with homosexuality

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Describe your personality with one picture

I’d say I have a “colorful” personality but I presently feel kinda like shit and it might not show very much

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should a man be able to hit a woman if..

The argument that “men shouldn’t hit women because they are stronger” (which is often bullshit) is like saying that a warrior shouldn’t hit a rogue mage because he’s stronger. How does that make sense?

And what 15man said

 
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Topic: Off-topic / aguspal vs Immortal7777

Originally posted by superfastjelly:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

Remember when everyone* had a rage boner for anuspal?

I don’t know about you, but my 12 pound sausage is still throbbing hard for him.

But is it throbbing out of rage or something else?

Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:

Aguspal is universally nice.

I’ve liked him as far as I remember, but there was a time when people called him a shitposter

 
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Topic: Off-topic / aguspal vs Immortal7777

Remember when everyone* had a rage boner for anuspal?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / guys. . . i tested positive for mlg

“I don’t suffer from MLG, I enjoy every minute of it” -Yolo Swaggins

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OTers in a nutshell

Originally posted by 15man:

how dare we all enjoy doing the same thing

Note that they are chasing a butterfly (or so I’ve been told, I’m not sure if it’s really a butterfly)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / are you planning something serious in your life?

No, I’m just about to start fixing the world again

Don’t expect results for a few years though

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OTers in a nutshell

RIP dial-up users

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So I was thinking about ways to defend myself in the wilderness and I came up with the idea of an axe launcher...

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

I don’t know. There was a quest in WoW that let you use one and it looked like shrikes or boomerangs being fired at rapid pace. Seems pretty close to axe.

But will it blend?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So I was thinking about ways to defend myself in the wilderness and I came up with the idea of an axe launcher...

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Like a glaive thrower that the night elves use in world of Warcraft?

Something like that, but instead of the round-ish glaives, it would throw axes, and I think a glaive thrower is more like a ballista than a catapult

Originally posted by Pipipipipi314:

I hope you didn’t just take my idea of a gun cannon and change the guns to axes and cannon to catapult.

Nah, I made this thread directly after getting on OT

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So I was thinking about ways to defend myself in the wilderness and I came up with the idea of an axe launcher...

I probably won’t do that, but it got me thinking about something like a catapult that launches whole axes, just axe heads, or even axes with heads on both ends of the pole. If nothing else, it sounds super cool, the implications of dead people aside
Ever heard of something like this?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: describe your penis with a movie title

Left Behind II: Tribulation Force

Remember how I had a no-fap goal for 3 and a half months and then extended it for another year? No? Alright

 
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Topic: Off-topic / something memetastic is happening

I played it in my head

 
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Topic: Off-topic / something memetastic is happening

Originally posted by abraaz:
Originally posted by Pokerpo:
Originally posted by abraaz:

Will it melt steel beams?

it’ll melt your anus if you don’t prepare it in time.


Wait, did you see that?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / holy shit I think my computer is haunted

I went to the kitchen to make a sandwich at NIGHT and suddenly the computer made a sound as if it was booting up but then it didn’t boot up omg

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Fuck Idle Games

For real, it’s like Kongregate has become a dumping ground for cash-grab MMOs and idle games

I checked on Newgrounds a while ago and they have what I think is a very nice separate section of the front page for MMOs, to separate them from normal games. I’m not sure if they have the same thing for idle games, or if idle games are even popular there

Shockingly, there seems to be only one idle game in the Hot New Games section here right now. Straw Hat Samurai may be a MMO but it’s not cash-grab so it’s ok

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Ultimate Steel Erection

It’s exactly that

http://ultimatesteelerection.com/

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Lol discovered a nice little kongregate trick

Originally posted by qwertyuiopazs:
Originally posted by Quilladin206:
Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by heatblast1:

I fucking hate you aguspal. You’re literally the worst poster in OT and you have been for the past 2 years. Just fucking stop posting. I’m surprised you’re even still bothering to this day.

did Gevock sit on your Gevock and lose it or something?

I can’t stop laughing HOLY SHIT omg.
You are now one of my favorite OTers just for that one fucking post.
EDIT What the fuck kind of communist mod would remove a post as awesome as that?

It wasn’t that funny.

Here comes the fun police

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is it true that the my little ponies could take down GODZILLA ???

Originally posted by fractalman:
Originally posted by 15man:

the best pony (spike) could KICK HIS ASS

Maybe with greed growth, but not as he normally is. His breath is pretty powerful (vaporizing ice takes a lot of energy), but not powerful enough (unless you find a relatively weak version of godzilla).

Probably not in a 1v1 melee, but Spike could find some other way to win, who knows

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is it true that the my little ponies could take down GODZILLA ???

Well if nothing else, let’s not forget what is or was arguably the most powerful “weapon” in their arsenal – the elements of harmony. They used them to beat up a crazy moon goddess, Q from Star Trek, and most appropriately, this guy who’s like friggin huge and absorbs magic

Even without the elements, when the other pony god chicks gave Twilight Snorkle their magic, she seemed to be about as powerful as him

And here’s the part where they dress up like drug abusers from the 80s or something, I wouldn’t know, and he gets #rekt

There are also dragons in Equestria, and I doubt ponies and dragons have existed without conflict throughout the ages, but both are still alive

I’m not saying who would win, cause that’s a shallow and narrow-minded thing to do in my opinion, and I know very little about Godzilla

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is it possible for deadpool to be defeated? He can heal and cant be killed because he is cursed to live, but can someone beat him

That’s like asking if you can kill a paladin with Divine Protection on – yes, priests with mass dispel do it all the time…so just get a priest to dispel this “curse” or whatever it is and then use something like Mortal Strike to weaken his healing

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Holy shit My Little Pony referenced Game of Thrones

Originally posted by zhs00000o:

Probably not done intentionally, people say that a lot.

That would’ve been quite an unlikely coincidence, don’t you think? In any case,

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2015/04/ma-larson-is-getting-crazy-again-new.html

Originally posted by Mafefe_Classic:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

OMG EVERYONE IS SO EDGY
THEY DON’T LIKE WHAT I LIKE AND WHAT’S POPULAR SO THEY ARE EDGY OK

that’s not the point guuuys GUUUUUYS

the point ISSS that

MLP referenced Game of Throoneeesssss sssssss
ss

THE IMPLICATION OF THIS

Spear made a thread about how the two shows he faps to referenced each other. He looked at his thread and saw that everyone was calling both shows terrible. In a furious rage, Spear typed “OMG EVERYONE IS SO EDGY THEY DONT LIKE WHAT I LIKE AND WHATS POPULAR SO THEY ARE EDGY OK” he took his hand off the shift key to wipe away his tears. “thats the not the point guuuys GUUUUUYS the point ISSS that MLP referenced the Game of Throneeesssss ssssss ss” Spear had rested his elbow on the S key while wiping his tears away. “THE IMPLICATION OF THIS” typed spear, before ragequitting OT to go eat a gallon of ice cream and watch MLP re-runs.

discuss my beautiful story

i cri ever tym

Originally posted by MmeBunneh:

I’m watching this years White House Correspondence Dinner and I was really surprised when Game of Thrones was also referenced too (I linked it a few seconds early so you could get the full reference 16:10 is when it actually happens).

It’s pretty neat seeing how GoT has become such a wide mainstream thing that even parents and their children watch it together with popcorn in a movie theatre.

lol