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Topic: Off-topic / I don't feel like watching porn

Why is it disgusting? And weren’t you banned for like 6 months or something?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I don't feel like watching porn

No, I mean, I try to last without cumming for days, I’m not sure if I’d count wet dreams

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I don't feel like watching porn

Huh, this was revived a week ago?

Extremely fun fact: Did you know that I’m trying to simulate what I did during the summer to an extent? I normally don’t fap a lot, but yesterday I decided to fap without cumming for a fair amount of time. Then I blew my load in my sleep. I don’t know how long this practice will last but it’s pretty fun, steel aside

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If everything and nothing are the same thing, can you now imagine how the universe came to be?

Originally posted by Pipipipipi314:

What?

You’re not alone

Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:

Not only is that confusing, but I’m having trouble believing the same person who has a phobia of steel.

It’s not a phobia, I live with it all the time, and what’s there to believe if you’re confused

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If everything and nothing are the same thing, can you now imagine how the universe came to be?

In the “beginning”, complete order and stagnancy. Then “everything” becomes separate things. 1 separates from the whole, becomes itself, 0 – 1 = -1, the rest must become -1, particle and anti-particle, but not particles, just energy and waves in the essence of nothing. And so chaos counteracts order and stagnancy is no longer, but a rainbow and how

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This is why General Gaming forums have little to no reason to exist. (Legit thread)

Its just plain fucking useless

Nothing is useless

a waste of space

Maybe

waste of time

Then don’t use it

waste of resources

What resources?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What does this piece of text say? (Enigmatic thread)

Originally posted by abraaz:

Spear, were you a codebreaker in a previous life?

I don’t know about that, but I’m a breaker of your mom’s moral code in this life
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What does this piece of text say? (Enigmatic thread)

ocum – o’cum – of cum – the whole phrase would be “what a dumb cunt of cum”

demr – abbreviation of Demeter, Greek goddess of fertility and harvest

oner – n is u turned over; I believe the Romans used v and u interchangeably, thus oner in this case must mean over

TBU – to be undergone, most likely

This is a message by a fanatical cultist gleefully warning us that Demeter has “turned over” and no longer governs fertility and harvest but their anathema, and will burn the streets together with her followers, the nocturnal killers, also known as KK ladd (ladd being a unit of fire damage, KK likely implying a degree of significant fire damage – if we use Roman numerals, something like that would be MM ladd – 2000 units of fire damage)

The beginning of the message may be just an insult to another person, or a reference to Demeter’s past affiliations – a cunt full of cum is as good a symbol of fertility as any, I’m thinking

“brahh ohh yer BIG JETS ONERRRRRR HAHAHAHA NATHAN” – a call to his brother Nathan to bring his big jets over for the burning; the capital N in ONERRRRRR here is, I believe, a side effect of his excitement; NATHAN might also be his own name, used as a signature. In any case, I believe this to be a call to his brother or brothers to bring the big jets

His name or the title is a reference to his role in this event – JOSH BIG means that he expects that he, or whoever Josh is, to become a prominent figure in the aftermath, and DEMR ONE refers to Demeter’s supremacy

 
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Topic: Off-topic / TheAnnoyingPear is stupid and annoying

Homosexuals are gay

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is aguspal the modern Shakespeare?

oh my god yes

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What colour is this dress?

Originally posted by curadocesar:

it has been confirmed to be black and blue.

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

I don’t give a rat’s ass about that pseudo-scientific answer of black and blue – if I see it as turquoise and magenta, you can’t tell me it’s not because that’s how I see it. You see it colored differently? Then it’s fucking colored differently for you fuck my ass

I also used Paint’s color picker and the pure colors that I got from the dress are the same as the colors I see on the dress (which aren’t turquoise and magenta, by the way)

Originally posted by ArcadianFire:

What could possibly be more important and popular than ISIS, ebola, Obama, and extreme weather?
Debating about the color of the dress.

Maybe some people need something frivolous to debate about because the world is simply too dark for them to handle on a 24/7 basis.
I find this stupid, as well, but I completely understand why it’s getting this much coverage.
People don’t want to hear about people dying on a constant basis with no relief of any sort.

I think this has a bit more to it than the regular frivolous fad

edgy.

Way to let other people tell you what you see and how to think

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you remember any of my previous avatars?

Originally posted by DrOctaganapus2:

Probably something about ponies :P

ye pretty much all my avatars since I became a horsefucker around April 2011 were about ponies…kinda hard for me to remember the ones before that

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you remember any of my previous avatars?

Originally posted by ArcadianFire:

I’ve never even seen you before.

lol

Originally posted by nikolas10161:

I’ve only seen you as Pinkie Pie.

MY NAME IS PINKIE PIE
AND I AM HERE TO SAY
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU SMILE AND I WILL BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAAAY

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do female dwarves have beards?

Don’t you remember how in LotR (not sure if it was in a book), Gimli was explaining how some people suggest that there are no dwarf women and that dwarves are just created from the ground or something like that, and Aragorn says “It’s the beards” – so the beards distinguish dwarf men from the women, if nothing else

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What colour is this dress?

I don’t give a rat’s ass about that pseudo-scientific answer of black and blue – if I see it as turquoise and magenta, you can’t tell me it’s not because that’s how I see it. You see it colored differently? Then it’s fucking colored differently for you fuck my ass

I also used Paint’s color picker and the pure colors that I got from the dress are the same as the colors I see on the dress (which aren’t turquoise and magenta, by the way)

Originally posted by ArcadianFire:

What could possibly be more important and popular than ISIS, ebola, Obama, and extreme weather?
Debating about the color of the dress.

Maybe some people need something frivolous to debate about because the world is simply too dark for them to handle on a 24/7 basis.
I find this stupid, as well, but I completely understand why it’s getting this much coverage.
People don’t want to hear about people dying on a constant basis with no relief of any sort.

I think this has a bit more to it than the regular frivolous fad

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you remember any of my previous avatars?

Originally posted by aguspal:

Not really but that might be because TBH I barely even noticed you in the earlier years.

I only started to pay attention to you since like last year.

lol same here, I don’t think I even knew you existed until then
how the hell did that happen

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Regulars Masterthread (Remade)

What’s the point of these threads

Also, please don’t ask to be added unless you have been here and active since 2012 or earlier

That means like 4 people

also holy shit I haven’t seen you in like forever

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Just how much do you respect authority figures?

Generally, I would deem them capable of fellatio upon my genitals

There are some exceptions, though. It depends on whether I deem them worthy of my respect, which most often isn’t the case nowadays. Like, policemen whose job involves danger gain some respect from me by default, whether or not I agree with their cause. Politicians and chair-rulers don’t, and they get no respect from me by default, they can earn it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you remember any of my previous avatars?

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

A couple k-on avatars. I think I had darth maul once.

dafuq I never had any k-on avatars o_o

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you remember any of my previous avatars?

Originally posted by Meistheman:

Nope, but according your Steam I am guessing you had a lots of anime/TF characters wearing Kamina glasses
Was I close enough?

No, I only had a few anime avatars, unless I’ve forgotten

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you remember any of my previous avatars?

Tell me, describe them to me!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I treat the cash the way the government treats AIDS

5/5

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Today in Feed the Ducks it was explained to me that purple is part of the invisible spectrum

Originally posted by occooa:

Ultraviolet. Are you THAT dumb, or trolling?

lol

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Today in Feed the Ducks it was explained to me that purple is part of the invisible spectrum

I was then branded a person who doesn’t understand basic science

 
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Topic: Off-topic / POLL: are dwarves the gayest fantasy race??

No because dwarves are real