Recent posts by SpearDudezor on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Fuck Idle Games

For real, it’s like Kongregate has become a dumping ground for cash-grab MMOs and idle games

I checked on Newgrounds a while ago and they have what I think is a very nice separate section of the front page for MMOs, to separate them from normal games. I’m not sure if they have the same thing for idle games, or if idle games are even popular there

Shockingly, there seems to be only one idle game in the Hot New Games section here right now. Straw Hat Samurai may be a MMO but it’s not cash-grab so it’s ok

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Ultimate Steel Erection

It’s exactly that

http://ultimatesteelerection.com/

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Lol discovered a nice little kongregate trick

Originally posted by qwertyuiopazs:
Originally posted by Quilladin206:
Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by heatblast1:

I fucking hate you aguspal. You’re literally the worst poster in OT and you have been for the past 2 years. Just fucking stop posting. I’m surprised you’re even still bothering to this day.

did Gevock sit on your Gevock and lose it or something?

I can’t stop laughing HOLY SHIT omg.
You are now one of my favorite OTers just for that one fucking post.
EDIT What the fuck kind of communist mod would remove a post as awesome as that?

It wasn’t that funny.

Here comes the fun police

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is it true that the my little ponies could take down GODZILLA ???

Originally posted by fractalman:
Originally posted by 15man:

the best pony (spike) could KICK HIS ASS

Maybe with greed growth, but not as he normally is. His breath is pretty powerful (vaporizing ice takes a lot of energy), but not powerful enough (unless you find a relatively weak version of godzilla).

Probably not in a 1v1 melee, but Spike could find some other way to win, who knows

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is it true that the my little ponies could take down GODZILLA ???

Well if nothing else, let’s not forget what is or was arguably the most powerful “weapon” in their arsenal – the elements of harmony. They used them to beat up a crazy moon goddess, Q from Star Trek, and most appropriately, this guy who’s like friggin huge and absorbs magic

Even without the elements, when the other pony god chicks gave Twilight Snorkle their magic, she seemed to be about as powerful as him

And here’s the part where they dress up like drug abusers from the 80s or something, I wouldn’t know, and he gets #rekt

There are also dragons in Equestria, and I doubt ponies and dragons have existed without conflict throughout the ages, but both are still alive

I’m not saying who would win, cause that’s a shallow and narrow-minded thing to do in my opinion, and I know very little about Godzilla

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is it possible for deadpool to be defeated? He can heal and cant be killed because he is cursed to live, but can someone beat him

That’s like asking if you can kill a paladin with Divine Protection on – yes, priests with mass dispel do it all the time…so just get a priest to dispel this “curse” or whatever it is and then use something like Mortal Strike to weaken his healing

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Holy shit My Little Pony referenced Game of Thrones

Originally posted by zhs00000o:

Probably not done intentionally, people say that a lot.

That would’ve been quite an unlikely coincidence, don’t you think? In any case,

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2015/04/ma-larson-is-getting-crazy-again-new.html

Originally posted by Mafefe_Classic:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

OMG EVERYONE IS SO EDGY
THEY DON’T LIKE WHAT I LIKE AND WHAT’S POPULAR SO THEY ARE EDGY OK

that’s not the point guuuys GUUUUUYS

the point ISSS that

MLP referenced Game of Throoneeesssss sssssss
ss

THE IMPLICATION OF THIS

Spear made a thread about how the two shows he faps to referenced each other. He looked at his thread and saw that everyone was calling both shows terrible. In a furious rage, Spear typed “OMG EVERYONE IS SO EDGY THEY DONT LIKE WHAT I LIKE AND WHATS POPULAR SO THEY ARE EDGY OK” he took his hand off the shift key to wipe away his tears. “thats the not the point guuuys GUUUUUYS the point ISSS that MLP referenced the Game of Throneeesssss ssssss ss” Spear had rested his elbow on the S key while wiping his tears away. “THE IMPLICATION OF THIS” typed spear, before ragequitting OT to go eat a gallon of ice cream and watch MLP re-runs.

discuss my beautiful story

i cri ever tym

Originally posted by MmeBunneh:

I’m watching this years White House Correspondence Dinner and I was really surprised when Game of Thrones was also referenced too (I linked it a few seconds early so you could get the full reference 16:10 is when it actually happens).

It’s pretty neat seeing how GoT has become such a wide mainstream thing that even parents and their children watch it together with popcorn in a movie theatre.

lol

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Holy shit My Little Pony referenced Game of Thrones

Originally posted by Heatblast1:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

OMG EVERYONE IS SO EDGY
THEY DON’T LIKE WHAT I LIKE AND WHAT’S POPULAR SO THEY ARE EDGY OK

that’s not the point guuuys GUUUUUYS

the point ISSS that

MLP referenced Game of Throoneeesssss sssssss
ss

THE IMPLICATION OF THIS

shut.thefuckup

:(((

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Holy shit My Little Pony referenced Game of Thrones

OMG EVERYONE IS SO EDGY
THEY DON’T LIKE WHAT I LIKE AND WHAT’S POPULAR SO THEY ARE EDGY OK

that’s not the point guuuys GUUUUUYS

the point ISSS that

MLP referenced Game of Throoneeesssss sssssss
ss

THE IMPLICATION OF THIS

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Holy shit My Little Pony referenced Game of Thrones

Hear the glorious words from Twilight Starkle herself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm9RJRBCiJE

The fangasm rushes within me

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is there any way for me to transfer my game progress from my other account to this account?

For most games, I think your save files are probably the same for each of your accounts on this computer, so if you want to open each game manually, you could technically get the badges you had on your previous account by letting the game load or something

Originally posted by inmonkeyness:

No.
If it were possible, it would be well documented by now.

I don’t want to go into detail about why I don’t like what you said, so I’ll just leave you with the “knowledge” that I don’t like what you said

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Thirst or Hunger: Which is more annoying/painful?

Originally posted by Mikkmar:

Hunger. I’m able to almost completely ignore thirst.

You should ignore it for about 5 days

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A friendly little message to Chrome crashers

Originally posted by Zaminick:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by hamuka:

Fuck your fucking broken hotlinks and fuck yourselves in the ass along with it.

Do you seriously fucking think it’s so damn funny to make people run into a Chrome crash every other fucking time they want to open a godforsaken thread on this fucking forum? How’d you like it if I found a Firefox-, Safari-, IE- or Opera-crashing bug and shat it all over the fucking forums on several alts? Would you be happy and say “Haha, that’s funny, good one there”? Fuck no, you’d also be angry that you can’t access the goddamn forums you spend your free time on.

I’ll just say this: treat others as you want to be treated, because one of these days, someone will treat you that way, and as it stands, you won’t fucking like it.

Too bad this is too damn specific or else I can see a mini-meme begin born right here.

Fuck your fucking (blank) and fuck yourselves in the ass along with (it/them).

Do you seriously fucking think it’s so damn funny to make people run into a (blank) every other fucking time they want to (open/verb) a godforsaken (blank)? How’d you like it if I found a (blank) and shat it all over the fucking (blank) (optional: on several (blank))? Would you be happy and say “Haha, that’s funny, good one there”? Fuck no, you’d also be angry that you can’t access the goddamn (blank) you spend your free time on.

I’ll just say this: treat others as you want to be treated, because one of these days, someone will treat you that way, and as it stands, you won’t fucking like it.


I’m not sure how I’d use this but whatev

Fuck your fucking meme and fuck yourselves in the ass along with it.

Do you seriously fucking think it’s so damn funny to make people run into a meme every other fucking time they want to open a godforsaken thread? How’d you like it if I found a meme and shat it all over the fucking forum? Would you be happy and say “Haha, that’s funny, good one there”? Fuck no, you’d also be angry that you can’t access the goddamn forum you spend your free time on without being meme’d on.

I’ll just say this: treat others as you want to be treated, because one of these days, someone will treat you that way, and as it stands, you won’t fucking like it.

hah there we go

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A friendly little message to Chrome crashers

Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by hamuka:

Fuck your fucking broken hotlinks and fuck yourselves in the ass along with it.

Do you seriously fucking think it’s so damn funny to make people run into a Chrome crash every other fucking time they want to open a godforsaken thread on this fucking forum? How’d you like it if I found a Firefox-, Safari-, IE- or Opera-crashing bug and shat it all over the fucking forums on several alts? Would you be happy and say “Haha, that’s funny, good one there”? Fuck no, you’d also be angry that you can’t access the goddamn forums you spend your free time on.

I’ll just say this: treat others as you want to be treated, because one of these days, someone will treat you that way, and as it stands, you won’t fucking like it.

Too bad this is too damn specific or else I can see a mini-meme begin born right here.

Fuck your fucking (blank) and fuck yourselves in the ass along with (it/them).

Do you seriously fucking think it’s so damn funny to make people run into a (blank) every other fucking time they want to (open/verb) a godforsaken (blank)? How’d you like it if I found a (blank) and shat it all over the fucking (blank) (optional: on several (blank))? Would you be happy and say “Haha, that’s funny, good one there”? Fuck no, you’d also be angry that you can’t access the goddamn (blank) you spend your free time on.

I’ll just say this: treat others as you want to be treated, because one of these days, someone will treat you that way, and as it stands, you won’t fucking like it.


I’m not sure how I’d use this but whatev

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I was doing my engineering homework then I realized

jet fuel can melt whatever the fuck it wants you can’t tell it what to do

 
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Topic: Off-topic / WE ARE OFF TOPIC AGAIN

I think I’m okay with this

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by dbzhs022:

Oh god no.

I’ve had it with april fools.

lol that


Wow these episodes were kinda disturbing! I was reminded of a Star Trek episode, and of course the more obvious things like the so-called communism, and America

I loved Pinkie’s approach. Whatever doubts I may have had about the Smile song, and unintentional implied promotion of false smiles, are gone

 
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Topic: Off-topic / It should be illegal to moderate

Originally posted by TheInternetRules:

Mark Twain believed humans are the only evil creatures in existence because of our sense of right and wrong. Nothing a tiger does is immoral because it has no moral sense. Our moral sense curses us with the ability to choose evil, a trait wholly unique to humanity. Mark Twain really fucked me up.

All of that is based on the flimsy assumption that other animals have no moral sense
Even if that’s true, how can you truly be good if you can’t choose to be evil?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by nikolas10161:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

the fuck do christianity and atheism have to do with ponies

Nothing, excited for season 5? I’ve been waiting forever.

YES THE DAY IS NEARLY UPON US

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

the fuck do christianity and atheism have to do with ponies

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

why the fuck not does it hurt anyone

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by VanHalen1:
Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by VanHalen1:

I thought I was the only brony left here.. but yeah season 5 is tomorrow yay! :D

I thought you were female.

Bronies can be female too >.>

Nnno, the word only refers to the male part of the fandom. Thus, the “bro” part.

Look who’s an expert on what the fuck fans of a pony show call themselves
A lot of girls don’t like being called pegasisters so they call themselves bronies

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Today I found out that Oblivion's Emperor Uriel is voiced by Sean Bean

Originally posted by TheInternetRules:
Originally posted by ImplosionOfDoom:

I believe he was killed by orcs in one of the lord of the rings movies…..

Uruk-hai are not orcs. They’re orc-men or orc-elves.

NEEEERD

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Today I found out that Oblivion's Emperor Uriel is voiced by Sean Bean

Originally posted by ImplosionOfDoom:
Originally posted by aguspal:

The who is voiced by who?

What the hell are yoy

The guy that’s famous for playing characters in movies that always get killed off…
I believe he was killed by orcs in one of the lord of the rings movies…..

Yep, and the Emperor that he voices is the second friendly character to die in the game, after one of his guards

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Today I found out that Oblivion's Emperor Uriel is voiced by Sean Bean

I think that’s hilarious