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Topic: Off-topic / Describe your penis with a movie title.

Originally posted by Lightningcould:

This thread is so immature.

And then you are probaly younger than most of us.

Six feet under

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So I got this badboy on my forearm...forever. Thoughts on it?

Originally posted by adv0catus:
Originally posted by KingOfTheLULZ:

i have a tattoo on my dick

Is it of a vagina because that’s the only way your dick would ever touch one?

shit you totally dissed him you arent an idiot advocatus!

OT: I doubt that is even your arm, and if it is, big waste of money. Tattoos are waste of money cause when you are older they make you look like a freak.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / why dont they sell pokemon games or ace attorney games for the PC?

Originally posted by gluCROWse:
Originally posted by listle6:

Yes. Consolefigs are the elitest because they know their consoles don’t have the quality of hardware and the amount of good games a PC could have (which is the only 2 arguments used in a consoles vs PC fight.) Find me proof that consoles are better in hardware, library of games, and entertainment or else your opinion is invalid.

How is “consolefigs are elitist because they know they are inferior” a logical argument?

Also, the big things people like about consoles are:
1. portability. Gaming laptops cant play any of the popular PC games so they dont count
2. local split screen. PC gamers cant understand this because they have no IRL friends
3. Used games. Have fun buying new games when console owners can just borrow games from their IRL friends.

Why do you return, again?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is a boobytrap?

Its where titties trap you and the only way to escape is to not look at them or not be attracted to them (Impossible)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have u evar...

The juices would float around, and you need a suit

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You vs a mob of 5 year olds

26

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Gaming rapping

Originally posted by Rolby:

yo yo yo
wtf is this shit?

is gaming rapping, rap about games or somthi- im lonely, help me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Asians With English Names

Is it just me, or all asians named arron?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Gaming rapping

Who’s Rapping? Dovahkiin. dragons? I’m not over
keen I’ll dice them like a knife slicing right
through an aubergine My dragon shout flow is
sweeter than a sodastream you won’t believe your
eyes I’m like an overload of Dopamine A broadsword
in one hand and a magic spell in the other I’m the
last of the Dragonborn there’s no other, my brother
so run for cover if you’ve got scales then I’m on your
tail and I will not fail like a free-Roaming sandbox
game I’m off the rails I’ll walk the trail through awful
gales and storms of hail ‘Til all the nails are knocked
into your coffin I’m not stopping ‘Till you’re impaled and
i’ve prevailed in the name of the Nords I pray to the lords
you all get a taste of the blade of my sword I’m taking on
hordes of enemies I face them with hoards of weaponry They’re
draining my force so chemistry comes into play with retorts
and recipes Alchemixing like a DJ Restoration, Restore my
energy my legacy odyssey Elegy prophecy’s written in heavenly
bodies and buried with every body that ever did bother to
mess with me deading them terribly horribly I’m a celebrity honestly
you’re a wannabe I’m a prodigy the suggestion you’re better
than me at being a warrior? HA! comedy It’s a gift to me I
don’t just spit flames lyrically but literally and the elder
scrolls are scripts in which I’ve Written your obituary I am
the Dragonborn wearing a hat with bad * horns I’m Dovahkiin known globally you’re nobody at all.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Gaming rapping

Lets do it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / To live in a perfect world

Originally posted by waffle_god:
Originally posted by BlakeDienst:

I wish to live in a world where chickens could cross the road without having their motives questioned

I wish to live in a world where you are banned.

If my post were bad, I belive I would have been banned a while ago.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The CAPTCHA is openly atheist

Originally posted by Maowee:
Originally posted by BlakeDienst:

I wish to live in a world where chickens could cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I wish you lived there, so I didn’t have to read your crappy posts.

Who said I told you to read this

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Reach for the stars

Does a rolling stone collect moss?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / To live in a perfect world

I wish to live in a world where chickens could cross the road without having their motives questioned

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How would you react if your parents caught you masturbating?

Originally posted by Maowee:
Originally posted by NEITOPHEN:
Originally posted by Maowee:

I’m a girl I don’t masturbate

Girls can masturbate too, you know?


Besides, according to the bible is filthy and unholy to do so.
Also it’s cheating and I don’t cheat

Gets macabre doodoo diarehha dogshit about the bible out of here

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How would you react if your parents caught you masturbating?

Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:

Look them straight in the eye and finish

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Violent video games and mass killings

Me and my friends go on mass murders on this game and any gta for about 8 years, and nothing happened to us. videogames dont cause it, mental disorders do

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ANY PEWDIEPIE FANS?

Originally posted by UnleashedBeing:
Originally posted by BlakeDienst:

Everyone is saying they hate him and hes way more succesful then any of you combined.

Either way I only watch pewdie’s conkers bad fur day, cause I like the game

Here’s the thing: He’s an annoying let’s player. I don’t have anything against Let’s plays as long as the commentator is actually fucking funny or interesting. I would have respected PDP much more if he actually reviewed games in an non-annoying matter, instead of hearing his high-pitched squeals for 15 minutes.

Ah, we meet again.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My Avatar

Originally posted by kevinmitnick:

none cares

NEEEEEEEEEEEEXT

trolling 0/10
Meet me after class

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The CAPTCHA is openly atheist

I wish to live in a world where chickens could cross the road without having their motives questioned.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Reach for the stars

If your shooting for the moon but miss, you will hit stars. False, the nearest star is 93 million miles away from the moon.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ANY PEWDIEPIE FANS?

Everyone is saying they hate him and hes way more succesful then any of you combined.

Either way I only watch pewdie’s conkers bad fur day, cause I like the game

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you support nuclear power knowing that a meteor could strike nuke power plants?

would you kill yourself knowing you will die sometime anyway?

Anyways, nuclear power is one of our most used ways fro energy, with the exception of using coal and oil

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Runescape 2007

Are people still interested in games like that?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Legends of Dungeon brand new 8 bit game! [read for more]

You and up to three companions are looking for treasure and glory in a dark flickering dungeon full of deadly. Legend has it there is a massive treasure all the way down on the 26th floor. Your quest: get the treasure, and make it back alive. Which you won’t, you’ll die…
…the game is about dying, and treasure.

Legend of Dungeon is part Beat’Em’Up, like those awesome old-school 4 player arcade games (it plays a little like TMNT and X-Men) and it’s part RogueLike, in its setting and content generation.

•1 to 4 Player Cooperative Gameplay
•Real Time Beat’em’up Combat
•Permadeath
•Dynamic Lighting and Real-Time Shadows …on Pixel Art!
•Dynamic Music
•Randomized Content
•Online Score Board
•DRM Free

Watch the trailer here! http://www.robotloveskitty.com/LoD/

See gameplay and game discussion right here! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmyfQpRDm2g

Vote for it on Greenlight On Steam! http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=108895757