Recent posts by BlakeDienst on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / What is a boobytrap?

Its where titties trap you and the only way to escape is to not look at them or not be attracted to them (Impossible)

Topic: Off-topic / Have u evar...

The juices would float around, and you need a suit

Topic: Off-topic / You vs a mob of 5 year olds

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Topic: Off-topic / Gaming rapping

Originally posted by Rolby:

yo yo yo
wtf is this shit?

is gaming rapping, rap about games or somthi- im lonely, help me.

Topic: Off-topic / Asians With English Names

Is it just me, or all asians named arron?

Topic: Off-topic / Gaming rapping

Who’s Rapping? Dovahkiin. dragons? I’m not over
keen I’ll dice them like a knife slicing right
through an aubergine My dragon shout flow is
sweeter than a sodastream you won’t believe your
eyes I’m like an overload of Dopamine A broadsword
in one hand and a magic spell in the other I’m the
last of the Dragonborn there’s no other, my brother
so run for cover if you’ve got scales then I’m on your
tail and I will not fail like a free-Roaming sandbox
game I’m off the rails I’ll walk the trail through awful
gales and storms of hail ‘Til all the nails are knocked
into your coffin I’m not stopping ‘Till you’re impaled and
i’ve prevailed in the name of the Nords I pray to the lords
you all get a taste of the blade of my sword I’m taking on
hordes of enemies I face them with hoards of weaponry They’re
draining my force so chemistry comes into play with retorts
and recipes Alchemixing like a DJ Restoration, Restore my
energy my legacy odyssey Elegy prophecy’s written in heavenly
bodies and buried with every body that ever did bother to
mess with me deading them terribly horribly I’m a celebrity honestly
you’re a wannabe I’m a prodigy the suggestion you’re better
than me at being a warrior? HA! comedy It’s a gift to me I
don’t just spit flames lyrically but literally and the elder
scrolls are scripts in which I’ve Written your obituary I am
the Dragonborn wearing a hat with bad * horns I’m Dovahkiin known globally you’re nobody at all.

Topic: Off-topic / Gaming rapping

Lets do it

Topic: Off-topic / To live in a perfect world

Originally posted by waffle_god:

Originally posted by BlakeDienst:

I wish to live in a world where chickens could cross the road without having their motives questioned

I wish to live in a world where you are banned.

If my post were bad, I belive I would have been banned a while ago.

Topic: Off-topic / The CAPTCHA is openly atheist

Originally posted by Maowee:

Originally posted by BlakeDienst:

I wish to live in a world where chickens could cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I wish you lived there, so I didn’t have to read your crappy posts.

Who said I told you to read this

Topic: Off-topic / Reach for the stars

Does a rolling stone collect moss?

Topic: Off-topic / To live in a perfect world

I wish to live in a world where chickens could cross the road without having their motives questioned

Topic: Off-topic / How would you react if your parents caught you masturbating?

Originally posted by Maowee:

Originally posted by NEITOPHEN:

Originally posted by Maowee:

I’m a girl I don’t masturbate

Girls can masturbate too, you know?

Besides, according to the bible is filthy and unholy to do so.
Also it’s cheating and I don’t cheat

Gets macabre doodoo diarehha dogshit about the bible out of here

Topic: Off-topic / How would you react if your parents caught you masturbating?

Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:

Look them straight in the eye and finish

Topic: Off-topic / Violent video games and mass killings

Me and my friends go on mass murders on this game and any gta for about 8 years, and nothing happened to us. videogames dont cause it, mental disorders do

Topic: Off-topic / ANY PEWDIEPIE FANS?

Originally posted by UnleashedBeing:

Originally posted by BlakeDienst:

Everyone is saying they hate him and hes way more succesful then any of you combined.

Either way I only watch pewdie’s conkers bad fur day, cause I like the game

Here’s the thing: He’s an annoying let’s player. I don’t have anything against Let’s plays as long as the commentator is actually fucking funny or interesting. I would have respected PDP much more if he actually reviewed games in an non-annoying matter, instead of hearing his high-pitched squeals for 15 minutes.

Ah, we meet again.

Topic: Off-topic / My Avatar

Originally posted by kevinmitnick:

none cares

NEEEEEEEEEEEEXT

trolling 0/10
Meet me after class

Topic: Off-topic / The CAPTCHA is openly atheist

I wish to live in a world where chickens could cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Topic: Off-topic / Reach for the stars

If your shooting for the moon but miss, you will hit stars. False, the nearest star is 93 million miles away from the moon.

Topic: Off-topic / ANY PEWDIEPIE FANS?

Everyone is saying they hate him and hes way more succesful then any of you combined.

Either way I only watch pewdie’s conkers bad fur day, cause I like the game

Topic: Off-topic / Would you support nuclear power knowing that a meteor could strike nuke power plants?

would you kill yourself knowing you will die sometime anyway?

Anyways, nuclear power is one of our most used ways fro energy, with the exception of using coal and oil

Topic: Off-topic / Runescape 2007

Are people still interested in games like that?

Topic: Off-topic / Legends of Dungeon brand new 8 bit game! [read for more]

You and up to three companions are looking for treasure and glory in a dark flickering dungeon full of deadly. Legend has it there is a massive treasure all the way down on the 26th floor. Your quest: get the treasure, and make it back alive. Which you won’t, you’ll die…
…the game is about dying, and treasure.

Legend of Dungeon is part Beat’Em’Up, like those awesome old-school 4 player arcade games (it plays a little like TMNT and X-Men) and it’s part RogueLike, in its setting and content generation.

•1 to 4 Player Cooperative Gameplay
•Real Time Beat’em’up Combat
•Permadeath
•Dynamic Lighting and Real-Time Shadows …on Pixel Art!
•Dynamic Music
•Randomized Content
•Online Score Board
•DRM Free

Watch the trailer here! http://www.robotloveskitty.com/LoD/

See gameplay and game discussion right here! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmyfQpRDm2g

Vote for it on Greenlight On Steam! http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=108895757

Topic: Off-topic / My Mom Wants Another Child

Take out her woman parts

Topic: Off-topic / Are you a virgin?

No I dont only eat plants I didnt go through puberty, puberty went through me

Topic: Off-topic / Rolby for Mod 2013

Why am I not on there