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Topic: Off-topic / "Hi, you are our 100,000th visitor! REALLY IM NOT JOKING LOLOLOL"

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Topic: Off-topic / ...Its just... Just wow... Its just that... Its the wrongest thing to say...

Originally posted by Battleship203:
Originally posted by BlakeDienst:

So… who cares? People are entitled to their opinions and views

OP is entitled to be a faggot

Thats still a stupid thing to do.

I would be spinning my grave if I was dead.

Having an opinion is stupid?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ...Its just... Just wow... Its just that... Its the wrongest thing to say...

So… who cares? People are entitled to their opinions and views

OP is entitled to be a faggot

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by Zaminick:
Originally posted by DrOctaganapus2:
Originally posted by Zaminick:
Originally posted by DrOctaganapus2:
Originally posted by LukeMann:

I’d fuck Zam up the arse, no homo.

^No homo*

That’s a double negative.

You bloody homogay.

Jokes on you; math usually doesn’t apply to buttfucking. Unless you want someone to shout the Pythagorean Theorem into your anus.

I’m willing to try most things once.

You’re the real MVP

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is every one here a freakin VIRGIN?!

ok

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What are bad situations in your life right now?

Title ^^.

For me, it would have to be learning that my sister won’t be back from Hawaii until 2017 or something, and then she’s moving to Montana, which isnt even where any of her family is, and I have not seen her for like a good decade, and I don’t know if I will see her…. ever

Discuss crappy situations you’re in right now

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is every one here a freakin VIRGIN?!

OP, is there something wrong with you?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by FieryFyra:
Originally posted by pig5:

Dude what are you nine? Of course there trolling this is an onlin community….. Duh!!!

Originally posted by BlakeDienst:

z’s

Originally posted by FieryFyra:
Originally posted by MaoWEE:
Originally posted by FieryFyra:


I was going to a temple, to dance.


Sure we’re all gonna believe that’s u


WAIT. AHHAHAHAHAH!!! You think that is not me? Made my day. Thanks!


You posted two different photos saying they were you, are you retarded

They’re*


How did you know I was nine ;D


Yo, Blake. And man I thought I could respect you with you being in the Army. But that language, home slice, is so unattractive. One was clearly a joke towards the flirtatious comment made by the man in the other thread. Or maybe you would’ve preferred the love rolls? Are you hurt? I plan to be 400 pounds by March!


What the fuck are you talking about, this explains nothing at all
 
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Topic: Off-topic / I don't get how sex works.

It’s not a preference if you don’t prefer anything

It’s not a bad thing, but it gives the real world the authority to laugh at you for it lol

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

z’s

Originally posted by FieryFyra:
Originally posted by MaoWEE:
Originally posted by FieryFyra:


I was going to a temple, to dance.


Sure we’re all gonna believe that’s u


WAIT. AHHAHAHAHAH!!! You think that is not me? Made my day. Thanks!


You posted two different photos saying they were you, are you retarded

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I don't get how sex works.

Originally posted by Reginleifx:
Originally posted by BlakeDienst:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by Reginleifx:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:

So if somebody handed you a trophy every time you did it would be worthwhile?

Nope, I don’t care for trophies. It’s not like I can help people through sex or anything.

What were you expecting confetti to come out and somebody to pat you on the back telling you that you’re awesome?

Pretty much what immortal said, its a naturally occurring, it’s not like you had to go on some adventurous quest to find it

But I don’t want to have sex.

And no, that wouldn’t be a reward. It’s not like I’m getting good at anything helpful when doing it.

What’s with all these asexual tards on this forum lol?

You’re getting helpful things from having sex, it means that you are a human being that can function in society lol.

Honestly in real life if you become a fourtie year old virgin you will be driven to suicide by how much you will be made fun of.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I don't get how sex works.

Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by Reginleifx:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:

So if somebody handed you a trophy every time you did it would be worthwhile?

Nope, I don’t care for trophies. It’s not like I can help people through sex or anything.

What were you expecting confetti to come out and somebody to pat you on the back telling you that you’re awesome?

Pretty much what immortal said, its a naturally occurring, it’s not like you had to go on some adventurous quest to find it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I don't get how sex works.

Originally posted by Reginleifx:
Originally posted by melbourneboy:

I find it incredibly boring, and I feel little to no pleasure

Have you ever thought about doing it while looking at nice cute-looking girls?

Yes, done it.

Originally posted by Kellathor:
Originally posted by Reginleifx:
Originally posted by Kellathor:

in all seriousness, have you ever masturbated before?

Yes, I have.

I find it incredibly boring, and I feel little to no pleasure.

I do it to release some stuff so my reproductive organs keep active and they don’t start malfunctioning.

Well, have you even done it long enough to actually reach the climax?

Yes, I’ve reached climax. And that’s when I start feeling empty, I start thinking “Where the hell is my reward? This isn’t a satisfactory experience at all”

Climax is good though, woman have more intense climaxes however

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I don't get how sex works.

When you get banged, you’ll know why it’s pleasurable

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Most Terrifying Thing To Ever Happen To You

Originally posted by Fronebular:
People have different pain tolerances you fucking prick.

Oh, wow, look at this guy not getting sarcasm again. Do you work at being so unlikable or does it come naturally?

Also, to answer the OP, I suppose that’s be the sound of my knee cap popping out of place. It’s not scary, but you just naturally know that shit’s gone wrong when ya hear it.

Your statement didn’t even make any sarcasm obvious at all. So unlikable? You are the only one that has even said that to me, I’m sure it’s just you

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Most Terrifying Thing To Ever Happen To You

Originally posted by Fronebular:

I’ve done the same thing on concrete and walked it off you pansy!

I also had to get that shit disinfected and patched up, but I didn’t come close to fainting. I take it you’re not too savvy with blood?

Also, why the hell was there velcro on the gym floor where people were running and prone to falling?

People have different pain tolerances you fucking prick.

Training for the Air Force was kinda scary, all these fuckers in my face demanding me to do shit, I wasn’t used to it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have u eva been soooo obsessively in love with someone, that you would do literally anything just to taste... feel... their hug

i can’t taste a hug sorry

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

I like how you cannot even swear, you just say “expletive” lol

 
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Topic: Off-topic / why can't we make a new post pictures of yourself topic

Originally posted by Athrul:

Because we have one. Just because people have been idiots in there recently doesn’t mean that it somehow now is a requirement to act like them.

we don’t have one it’s fucking locked from idiots destroying it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / why can't we make a new post pictures of yourself topic

Originally posted by niceman555:

mmebitch doesnt like bandwagon threads.
Thank god she wasnt in 2012 or OT would be dead by then.

bandwagon? certain users that are not trouble makers should have the rights to make these topics, but then again, the ones that have been coming up are from problem users

 
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Topic: Off-topic / why can't we make a new post pictures of yourself topic

the last one was destroyed in the end by people being idiots, why can’t we make a new one now though, is it a spam filter or something?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

perhaps i should not have bumped this topic

guys come on you’re all better than this

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your favorite weapon?

The Honey Badger, by Advanced Armament Corporation.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by sabercow:
Originally posted by BlakeDienst:
Originally posted by darkbot:
Originally posted by sabercow:

You a Military guy?

I am too!

I’m in the military, or the Airforce to be specific branch-wise
love me back :(

I am in the Navy, Avionics.

At least I’m not the only pussy here

Just kidding I love you all

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by darkbot:
Originally posted by sabercow:

You a Military guy?

I am too!

I’m in the military, or the Airforce to be specific branch-wise
love me back :(