Recent posts by BlakeDienst on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever thought of suicide?

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:
Originally posted by BlakeDienst:
Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

I’ve thought about OP’s suicide and I can’t believe he hasn’t committed yet.

I see you’re still a harsh jerk to most people for little to no reason

OT: I’ve thought about how people would react if I were gone, I’d never commit suicide unassumingly, but I’ve thought about it

>GeorgekillerX
>Undeserving of hate

Lurk more.

Dude you hate on everyone, and that isn’t even an assumption it’s the truth, lighten the fuck up

 
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Topic: Off-topic / my 3530 post!!!!

Congrats

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Furries hunted to near-extinction

Originally posted by Pokerpo:
Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:
Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:
Originally posted by RollerCROWster:

zhs0, if u keep making threads about hating furries, everyone will find out that u secretly are one

It’s a bit too late for that.

plus, CROW is a furry
he obsesses over CROWS

crows aren’t foxes
crows wouldn’t pose for any other non-crow
crows won’t fuck humans

Furries like more than foxes, how don’t you know that

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever thought of suicide?

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

I’ve thought about OP’s suicide and I can’t believe he hasn’t committed yet.

I see you’re still a harsh jerk to most people for little to no reason

OT: I’ve thought about how people would react if I were gone, I’d never commit suicide unassumingly, but I’ve thought about it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you think kongregate will survive from hackers?

Script kiddies don’t bother with sites like Kong.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Everyone should use [expletive]

Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:
Originally posted by Cwovictor:
Originally posted by occooa:

Snow is a good word. Don’t ruin it with your inability to use English properly.

Originally posted by Cwovictor:

“Some swearing can be allowed (we here at Kongregate are no saints)”

Rules don’t matter. God matters.

I’d rather follow something that exists.

How do you know Yawweh doesn’t exist? Agnosticism mate

I believe in uncle ben and the spidey bible

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do you know if you have a broken nose

if it was broken for one your eyes would have teared up bad when you heard it, can you move it from side to side at all? if no, then yeah its broken or fractured, get it checked man

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A question for abortionists

Men literally are killing trillions of sperm cells (which are technically in a sense babies) with every ejaculation, what is pleasure going to be outlawed too because I’m killing trillions of sperm cells?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Everyone should use [expletive]

Originally posted by Cwovictor:
Originally posted by occooa:

Snow is a good word. Don’t ruin it with your inability to use English properly.

Originally posted by Cwovictor:

“Some swearing can be allowed (we here at Kongregate are no saints)”

Rules don’t matter. God matters.

I’d rather follow something that exists.

And here we go

 

Topic: Off-topic / I am an troll.

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Topic: Off-topic / Everyone should use [expletive]

Originally posted by occooa:

Snow is a good word. Don’t ruin it with your inability to use English properly.

Originally posted by Cwovictor:

“Some swearing can be allowed (we here at Kongregate are no saints)”

Rules don’t matter. God matters.

I have a feeling this is going to spawn a “which deity you should believe in and why” argument like it usually does

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Everyone should use [expletive]

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by BlakeDienst:
Originally posted by TheInternetRules:

пожирать плоть капиталистов

This is “We are one and the same” I believe, right?

“poshirat plot kapitalistov”
It has kapitalistov in it. Plus, Google Translate says it’s definitely not that.

Though, in a distant meaning, it’s reaching that.

First google says its what I said, then it says its “eat the flesh of the capitalists” make up your fucking mind google

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Everyone should use [expletive]

Originally posted by TheInternetRules:

пожирать плоть капиталистов

This is “We are one and the same” I believe, right?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / help please

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

Get an Xbox One with Kinect and fuck off from this board.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / you guys remember RevCROWlution?

Are you the one behind the seemingly 100s of crow alts? How could you not remember what you did lol

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by HoleOfSpam:
Originally posted by BlakeDienst:

Visited my sister a while ago in Hawaii, took this picture lol

You have a huge chunk of front hair sticking out, if I’m seeing it correctly.

thank you, my hair in the front hangs out over my head so i have to chop that off usually lol

 

Topic: Off-topic / "Hi, you are our 100,000th visitor! REALLY IM NOT JOKING LOLOLOL"

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Topic: Off-topic / ...Its just... Just wow... Its just that... Its the wrongest thing to say...

Originally posted by Battleship203:
Originally posted by BlakeDienst:

So… who cares? People are entitled to their opinions and views

OP is entitled to be a faggot

Thats still a stupid thing to do.

I would be spinning my grave if I was dead.

Having an opinion is stupid?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ...Its just... Just wow... Its just that... Its the wrongest thing to say...

So… who cares? People are entitled to their opinions and views

OP is entitled to be a faggot

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by Zaminick:
Originally posted by DrOctaganapus2:
Originally posted by Zaminick:
Originally posted by DrOctaganapus2:
Originally posted by LukeMann:

I’d fuck Zam up the arse, no homo.

^No homo*

That’s a double negative.

You bloody homogay.

Jokes on you; math usually doesn’t apply to buttfucking. Unless you want someone to shout the Pythagorean Theorem into your anus.

I’m willing to try most things once.

You’re the real MVP

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is every one here a freakin VIRGIN?!

ok

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What are bad situations in your life right now?

Title ^^.

For me, it would have to be learning that my sister won’t be back from Hawaii until 2017 or something, and then she’s moving to Montana, which isnt even where any of her family is, and I have not seen her for like a good decade, and I don’t know if I will see her…. ever

Discuss crappy situations you’re in right now

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is every one here a freakin VIRGIN?!

OP, is there something wrong with you?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by FieryFyra:
Originally posted by pig5:

Dude what are you nine? Of course there trolling this is an onlin community….. Duh!!!

Originally posted by BlakeDienst:

z’s

Originally posted by FieryFyra:
Originally posted by MaoWEE:
Originally posted by FieryFyra:


I was going to a temple, to dance.


Sure we’re all gonna believe that’s u


WAIT. AHHAHAHAHAH!!! You think that is not me? Made my day. Thanks!


You posted two different photos saying they were you, are you retarded

They’re*


How did you know I was nine ;D


Yo, Blake. And man I thought I could respect you with you being in the Army. But that language, home slice, is so unattractive. One was clearly a joke towards the flirtatious comment made by the man in the other thread. Or maybe you would’ve preferred the love rolls? Are you hurt? I plan to be 400 pounds by March!


What the fuck are you talking about, this explains nothing at all
 
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Topic: Off-topic / I don't get how sex works.

It’s not a preference if you don’t prefer anything

It’s not a bad thing, but it gives the real world the authority to laugh at you for it lol