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Topic: Off-topic / Who is better? Jennifer Lopez or Kim Kardashian

I think jlo is gorgeous so yeah

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who is better? Jennifer Lopez or Kim Kardashian

Jlo is amazing

 
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Topic: Off-topic / nobody likes me

Abraaz I dont even make threads anymore and when I did, people posted in them, frequently…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why would anybody think rampages will solve their problems?

A 17 year old kid in Minnesota, where I live, was apparently going to kill his family, then go on a rampage at the school by blowing up like 5 different plastic explosives inside, however police arrested him before he even made the explosives, so thats good.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Saudi Arabia Sanctions On Netherlands

My uncles friend was in Desert Storm and he mowed down like 100 of you guys on top of a .50 caliber BMG

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I made a song!

0/10 piece of catshit

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A Very Serious Question

I don’t think you get arrested if you bring your own stuff, its like that law where bikes cannot bike on the sidewalk, but no one really enforces it lol

 
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Topic: Off-topic / hurtfelt kneck, is diz normol?? :/

And the reward for biggest idiot/worst troll 2014 goes to…

Drumroll please…

MAOWEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Wanna mess with me, kiddo?!

Originally posted by GenericBeing:
Originally posted by aguspal:

How did this thread manage to survive so far?

It was dying.

But you bumped it. Now it’s fit as a fiddle.

Posting 3 hours apart from the last post is not a bump fucknut

 
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Topic: Off-topic / nobody likes me

You just make irrelevant threads that noone gives a shit about lol

 

Topic: Off-topic / Saudi Arabia Sanctions On Netherlands

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Topic: Off-topic / Describe your penis with a movie title.

Originally posted by Lightningcould:

This thread is so immature.

And then you are probaly younger than most of us.

Six feet under

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So I got this badboy on my forearm...forever. Thoughts on it?

Originally posted by adv0catus:
Originally posted by KingOfTheLULZ:

i have a tattoo on my dick

Is it of a vagina because that’s the only way your dick would ever touch one?

shit you totally dissed him you arent an idiot advocatus!

OT: I doubt that is even your arm, and if it is, big waste of money. Tattoos are waste of money cause when you are older they make you look like a freak.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / why dont they sell pokemon games or ace attorney games for the PC?

Originally posted by gluCROWse:
Originally posted by listle6:

Yes. Consolefigs are the elitest because they know their consoles don’t have the quality of hardware and the amount of good games a PC could have (which is the only 2 arguments used in a consoles vs PC fight.) Find me proof that consoles are better in hardware, library of games, and entertainment or else your opinion is invalid.

How is “consolefigs are elitist because they know they are inferior” a logical argument?

Also, the big things people like about consoles are:
1. portability. Gaming laptops cant play any of the popular PC games so they dont count
2. local split screen. PC gamers cant understand this because they have no IRL friends
3. Used games. Have fun buying new games when console owners can just borrow games from their IRL friends.

Why do you return, again?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is a boobytrap?

Its where titties trap you and the only way to escape is to not look at them or not be attracted to them (Impossible)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have u evar...

The juices would float around, and you need a suit

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You vs a mob of 5 year olds

26

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Gaming rapping

Originally posted by Rolby:

yo yo yo
wtf is this shit?

is gaming rapping, rap about games or somthi- im lonely, help me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Asians With English Names

Is it just me, or all asians named arron?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Gaming rapping

Who’s Rapping? Dovahkiin. dragons? I’m not over
keen I’ll dice them like a knife slicing right
through an aubergine My dragon shout flow is
sweeter than a sodastream you won’t believe your
eyes I’m like an overload of Dopamine A broadsword
in one hand and a magic spell in the other I’m the
last of the Dragonborn there’s no other, my brother
so run for cover if you’ve got scales then I’m on your
tail and I will not fail like a free-Roaming sandbox
game I’m off the rails I’ll walk the trail through awful
gales and storms of hail ‘Til all the nails are knocked
into your coffin I’m not stopping ‘Till you’re impaled and
i’ve prevailed in the name of the Nords I pray to the lords
you all get a taste of the blade of my sword I’m taking on
hordes of enemies I face them with hoards of weaponry They’re
draining my force so chemistry comes into play with retorts
and recipes Alchemixing like a DJ Restoration, Restore my
energy my legacy odyssey Elegy prophecy’s written in heavenly
bodies and buried with every body that ever did bother to
mess with me deading them terribly horribly I’m a celebrity honestly
you’re a wannabe I’m a prodigy the suggestion you’re better
than me at being a warrior? HA! comedy It’s a gift to me I
don’t just spit flames lyrically but literally and the elder
scrolls are scripts in which I’ve Written your obituary I am
the Dragonborn wearing a hat with bad * horns I’m Dovahkiin known globally you’re nobody at all.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Gaming rapping

Lets do it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / To live in a perfect world

Originally posted by waffle_god:
Originally posted by BlakeDienst:

I wish to live in a world where chickens could cross the road without having their motives questioned

I wish to live in a world where you are banned.

If my post were bad, I belive I would have been banned a while ago.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The CAPTCHA is openly atheist

Originally posted by Maowee:
Originally posted by BlakeDienst:

I wish to live in a world where chickens could cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I wish you lived there, so I didn’t have to read your crappy posts.

Who said I told you to read this

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Reach for the stars

Does a rolling stone collect moss?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / To live in a perfect world

I wish to live in a world where chickens could cross the road without having their motives questioned