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Topic: Off-topic / Has anybody tried Melatonin

fronebular is right
sleeping pills are addictive
and not in the way that they are soo nice that you cant not take them.

they are addictive in a way that if your body becomes Dependant on them to sleep
you cannot sleep without them.
After taking pills regularly you will need more and more to be able to go to sleep and eventually you are taking enough pills to euthanize an elephant.

Topic: Off-topic / The Official Furry Thread ;3

Originally posted by WolfOfTheCross:

Originally posted by Rich112:

Originally posted by CrowbarOfJustice:

i met a Rich in the twokinds chatroom the second i decided to check it out
i couldve sworn that was you Rich112

Wasn’t me I am always in chat room sloth though I never talk in the chat room.

Is the name of the chatroom supposed to be related to the TwoKinds comic?

it was on a different website
yes

Topic: Off-topic / What if The Soviet Union got to the moon first? How would America (and the world) react?

the Communist would be more aggressive towards the Capitalists nations which could be a big deal
maybe it would have been enough to convince Stalin that the communists are undoubtedly the superior nations and would take less help from NATO and maybe even convince him to give Nukes to China when they asked for. The Chinese leader apparently hated America and the western nations even more than the Russians and would definitely support the idea of going to war instead of keeping the peace and avoiding a flesh-melting nuclear war.

But this is all hypothetical, during the cold war peace was extremely fragile. something as small as moving a couple of tanks almost caused a battle to erupt in Germany.

Topic: Off-topic / People who use the word "retard" all the time

Originally posted by Fyre_Hawk:

I hear that toxic slur a lot in gaming, along with autist (What does autism has to do with being unskilled in a game anyway?).

i doubt anyone who uses it like that actually know what it means
if you ask them they will probably say “Retard”

@ McDojo
its important to know that retard or retarded also literally means slow or something that is slow
so to say something like your computer is retarded can be true.

Topic: Off-topic / K.E. How to make someone "disappear"

Originally posted by bobby71983:

Are you writing a report and want us to grade it?

yes

Topic: Off-topic / K.E. How to make someone "disappear"

Kongregate Encyclopedia of how to do stuff
How to make someone “disappear”
this may include assassination and abduction
but for now i will cover Assasination

Warning
killing and abducting is illegal in pretty much everywhere (or at least everywhere that matters) and i don’t recommend you kill someone or conspire with anyone else to kill someone (that means hiring an assassin too). I agreed to make this thread to educate on how assassinations work and about the assassins themselves. I must make it seem like a “How to hire an assassin” thread because it is easier to explain this information that way.
Do not kill or abduct anyone!

Assassinations
Before you know how the assassin works you must know what and assassin is.

Assassins were very well known for doing drugs, so much in fact that the term Assassin was given to them were it was previously used to describe someone who did drugs, alot.
And the killers still own the title of Assassin to this day as many who are hired from the streets or slums to kill others are on drugs before, during, and after assassinations.

Most assassins may be addicted to drugs because it empowers them mentally and physically to preform the killings, To impair their judgment as to not let their feelings get in the way of killing their target, to heighten their strength and reflexes (even artificially) as to give them the power or confidence to kill their target without being killed, or to combine the adrenaline of murder with their drug of choice to feel intense pleasure. Assassins may also be working for or belong to a bigger organization (gangs/mafia/terrorists) who also employ them (this organization they are with may be the reason they took up killing as a career).

But what does all this tell you about assassins?
well this tells me two things:

1. Assassins are dangerous, not only to others but to their clients too. If a lifetime of drugs and poor decisions has led them to kill for a living, what keeps them from killing you and taking your money? When dealing with assassins make sure you have insurance that the assassin will not backstab you (like a weapon of your own or friends who will protect you). There is also no guarantee that the assassin wont just take the killing money you gave him and disappear himself, find some way to make sure the assassin will go through on his mission.
2. Don’t get into trouble with assassins. If you ask an assassin to kill his own group member or favorite singer he might just assassinate you instead! And if you betray an assassin you might get his entire organization after you. So be careful not to get on his bad side or you and your family might regret it.

Knowing all of this the places where you would find an assassin is anywhere there is a high amount of drugs and a high amount of criminals meaning finding potential assassins could be as easy as talking to a drug dealer, but you would need to gain the drug dealers trust and be careful not to get mugged and killed. And the chances of getting mugged and killed get much worse when you approach a gang/mafia/terrorist organization that doesn’t trust you.
Unless you have good underworld connections, looking for an assassin will get you killed.

An alternative method of getting a killer is to find someone you know who:

1. Is or has been a criminal (preferably in crimes that involve armed robbery, murder or attempt of murder (preferably has not been caught), and anything that involves dehumanizing a human being. This will lower his standards as he may have considered murder before.)
2. Your trusted friend or partner in crime
3. Is at an all time low point in his/her life
4. (optional) has been doing heavyweight psychological drugs for years. (this will impair his judgment and give him a mental crutch to preform the murder with.)

Any person who is willing to kill for a payment would also be willing to abduct others too although you may want to help your criminal assistant with this as abducting may be harder than killing as a kill can happen in an instant where an abduction lasts for as long as you have the abducted.
I could go on and on about how you could perform the abduction or avoid getting caught but that all depends on what you are doing with the abducted, and there is a ton of things you could do with abducted persons that i am not going to talk about right now.

Topic: Off-topic / Kongregates encyclopedia of how to do stuff

Originally posted by CrowbarOfJustice:

Originally posted by Xprostar:

Who should i call if i want someone to disappear…if you know what i mean.

assassination or abducting?

nevermind
i will do both
but i cannot look up how to find criminals to work for you
i will simply look up the history of crime and assassins and combine it with my already existing knowledge about them.

Originally posted by ComeAtTheKing:

You must be bored as fuck

i do want to learn more about anything and everything but i always have no idea were to start learning
and simply watching or reading articles does not help me learn anything
i learn more when i am writing (or in this case typing) and taking notes.

i am using this thread as a tool to expand my own knowledge and take notes on anything

Topic: Off-topic / Kongregates encyclopedia of how to do stuff

Originally posted by Xprostar:

Who should i call if i want someone to disappear…if you know what i mean.

assassination or abducting?

Topic: Off-topic / Kongregates encyclopedia of how to do stuff

ITT: you ask me how to do a certain thing and i will search the web on information on how to do that thing (as long as it is legal) and make a new thread on the topic sharing all the information i found and serving as a new place to discuss the topic i researched.
for example:

How to fix your terrible lawn
How to become an FBI or CIA agent
How to create your very own cult

If there is any information i left out of any how-to threads let me know and i will investigate into it. Every topic i have covered will be linked in this thread so you can easily find an existing topic you were curious about.

How to make someone disappear

well
ask me something.

Topic: Off-topic / OTs PETA Thread

I understand the euthanasia thing about too many animals
PETA would collapse if it also followed a policy of “never kill an animal”
but it seems they have no interest in saving these animals or investigating any way to make these animals better or have a better life expectancy. They really just pick out the lucky few who look good enough to own and euthanize the rest which results in a near 100% death rate.

they could do the same for what other places do about their endangered wildlife which is
people subscribe to PETA and provide money to take care of a chosen animal at their animal holding facility and the family or persons paying for the well being of the animal can visit the animal at its cell and play with it and interact with it.
This would remove the responsibility of taking care of a pet while having the honor and pride of saving and taking care of an animal who needs help.

the only problem is PETA becoming corrupted (which it probably already is) and farming gullible Americans for money without doing much to take care of their animals.

Topic: Off-topic / Preorder the Xbone and get mountain dew and doritos!!!!

the sad thing about the pricing of the Xbox1 is that its prob that high just because of the Kinect that must come with it.
I thought about why they would do that but then i realized,
without the Kinect the Xbox would cost about the same as the PS4.
They would have done this Kinect thing if they realized if the Xbox was the same price as the PS4 it would not be able to compete with what they had available.
They most likely forced the Kinect onto the Xbox so that they could say the Xbox offered more than the PS4.

So that the PS4 would not dwarf the Xbox while being at the same price.

Topic: Off-topic / I poured nail polish remover on a bug

drowning in nail polish remover would do that to anything

Topic: Off-topic / The Official Furry Thread ;3

i met a Rich in the twokinds chatroom the second i decided to check it out
i couldve sworn that was you Rich112

Topic: Off-topic / if you get banned from xbox live you can't play your xbone games

the downside is if you get banned unreasonably or if there is a misunderstanding
you are completely fucked, because of some other dick you were playing with on some multiplayer game you now have potentially hundreds of dollars worth of games taken away from you.

earlier mefefe described a scenario where kids would form a conspiracy and agree to wrongfully report somebody for not liking them and the console authorities carrying out a ban without investigating into the reportings. This does not sound at all impossible, i am sure this has been done many times but they could be somewhat overlooked because the cost is not too extreme. You could just make a new account and continue to be play your games just be a little more aware of rotten brats online, but in this case you can never really recover from this situation because there is no way around your sentence.

If you get screwed by a cult of 12 year olds and Microsoft refuses to investigate into your case you may be facing punishment by Microsoft, over the Xbox, for a crime you did not commit with no way to avoid your sentence despite being innocent.

Topic: Off-topic / OFWGKTA makes it look like they worship satan

they use the upside-down cross
and the number of the beast

http://data.whicdn.com/images/9074838/tumblr_lk1eesKHlA1qdodm0o1_400_large.png

but why dont they ever use the pentagram or upside-down pentagram?

Topic: Off-topic / Capcom murders another franchise: Dead Rising

Originally posted by gluCROWse:

Originally posted by WeaponsDealer:

I saved the worst thing for last: no more weapon combos :<<<<<<<<<<

discuss how Dead Rising has been murdered by capcom.

Yeah right, I saw the guy at E3 who played combine weapons.

He didn’t combine weapons.

He crafted a pistol with a flashlight on top.

Its not a weapon combo because the flashlight and duct tape (which is an item now) aren’t weapons.

what about the chainsaw polearm, or the flaming dual katana/machete blade?
you mean you can just find these laying around?

Topic: Off-topic / if you get banned from xbox live you can't play your xbone games

you mean you cannot play multiplayer anymore or you cannot play anything?

Topic: Off-topic / I'm sure my teacher is frauding grades

maybe your teacher thought he could get away with being as lazy as a professor

Topic: Off-topic / I'm sure my teacher is frauding grades

highschool or college?
if you are in college my psych teacher told me about this
they really just see an A see a B and give you an A- or B+ (or just a B if he/she does not beleive ins Grade +s or -s), no statistics or calculating involved
if he/she saw you get As on all your stuff he/she prob just decided to give you an 100% A to avoid
the paperwork and the reading.

Topic: Off-topic / Laundering Money

1. make a fake indie game developing team and start a kickstarter for some Moba game
2. transfer all the money needed into the kickstarter fund to wherever this fake game company is
3. keep the funds low to avoid attention from losers on kickstarter

Topic: Off-topic / Laundering Money

ITT: come up with ideas on how to launder money to or from america without being noticed by the American government.

bonus points for methods of money laundering that is compatible with illegal drugs.

Topic: Off-topic / i always thought that everyone was overreacting about the Xbox One

that a majority were only bandwagon-ing on this Xbox hate thing and really did not know what they were doing, and that the Xbox was still going to be able to compete with sony because people would still buy the console.
but after researching more into the Xbox one features and events i am convinced that the Xbox is looking towards a grim future.

They have already drove away most of their core gamer fans with this suspicious and cunning Kinect application that comes with every console, and the offensive DRM features whose evil warded off even their most impressionable fanboys. On top of that they will restrict where the Xbox is available down to 21 countries

United States, France, Netherlands, Canada, Germany, Switzerland, Mexico, Spain, Russia, Brazil, Italy, Sweden, Australia, Ireland, Norway, New Zealand, Belgium, Finland, United Kingdom, Austria, Denmark

It seems like not only will the Xbox not be available in these countries, they will not work at all in these countries, which means you cannot even import them into your country because they will not work outside of the 21.

Many said that it would not matter what they pulled with their new console, people will still buy it if they have good exclusives but it still seems like the PS4 dwarfs Xbox1 in the game exclusives department.

Nothing good for Microsoft can come from all of this negative attention and poor decisions
if things continue the way they are the Xbox may become less relevant in the future.

ITT: talk about the future of Microsoft and the Xbox

Topic: Off-topic / Dogs Are Hairy Lizards.

dogs are warmblooded
and do not have scales

Topic: Off-topic / I have been diagnosed Deuteranopia

i wonder how driving around stop lights is like for you

Topic: Off-topic / The Placebo Effect

i wonder if it is really good or bad to use placebos in the medical industry
especially if the diagnosis on the patient is very grim and a placebo may be somewhat helpful.