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Topic: Off-topic / Are all men really created equal?

@ Aguspal

Watch any documentary about North Korea or India.
You have absolutely no idea how worse-off many human beings are.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are all men really created equal?

Being dull and ambition-less doesn’t always mean you will fail in life.
Even if you are the child of a $1,000,000,000 family, you can still get DUIs like you’re trying to get your name in Guinness book of world records and turn wrecking Ferraris into a sport and still become CEO when your father dies.

And neither does being clever and intelligent mean you will be successful.
Doesn’t matter if your brain has the processing power of Skynet if you’re born in North Korea or your mother is a sexworker in India, the likelyhood of you living any kind of fulfilling life is…
slim.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Difficulty focusing?

Overtime I seem to be losing my ability to focus. Although I can easily browse social network sites regularly, my problem usually arises whenever I try to read anything longer than a few paragraphs. Suddenly I can hardly focus on the words, or become unable to retain anything I’ve read in the past few paragraphs. Sometimes reading anything at all is difficult. Even now writing this I have to stare at what I’ve written and re-read it multiple times to make sure that my writing and grammar is coherent enough for a human being to understand.

And I can’t help but feel its getting worse. Best case scenario from what I’ve looked up, it is just acute dyslexia and my difficulty reading is just a consequence of spending most of my spare time observing FUNposts and maymays instead of reading books like I did in highschool. But that is difficult to cure when reading anything significant is disorienting.

TL;DR: Think I got *sscancer on brain, and kant reed no mor.
Anyone else have a similar issue?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A strange man is racing after you

How is he going to stab me if we are both in cars?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are SJWs terrorists?

No, but you only need to arm them with Aks and semtex for that to change.
But you should keep in mind that Social Justice means different things for different people. For some people it stands for equality activism, but in this context I’m guessing SJW are people who believe in bringing “justice” to entire races for what some of their ancestors did.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Just realised how stupid i sounded a week ago

Originally posted by Mikkmar:

My whole life is a social trainwreck.

So, what did you say, exactly?

Basically that Asians ride clowncars.
Not exactly but that’s how I feel it came off to everyone.
they where talking about how he had difficulty moving around, and I recently heard about differences in cars based on where they where built so I asked
“Is it because they are so small? That the cars are so small?”
I even saw one of them cringe in disappointment but I only understood it recently.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Just realised how stupid i sounded a week ago

Went to a family party a week ago. I was inspired to socialize and talk more in these parties, so when the topic of my dads experience in South Korea came up I didn’t miss the opportunity to say something incredibly ignorant about Asians. Just realised how stupid it was now. My family doesn’t understand how I’m introverted because I’m constantly afraid of saying something retarded.

I wish there was some way for me to talk with other people without exposing to world how socially inept I am. Sharing dank memes on obscure forums doesn’t seem to help much.

Any social train-wrecks you have witnessed or been a part of, OT?
Or how about some advice?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is a newfig and what is wrong about it?

newfriends are people who are completely new to the forum environment or community.
Ignorant of the trends, they often say or do foolish things that anger the regulars
such as:

1. Necropost in years old threads that everyone would rather not look at.
2. Spew asscancer memes.
3. Continued use of annoying typing quirks or bad grammar.
4. Bring up controversial topics that are more likely to cause a shitstorm than bring discussion (like talking about Bronies)
5. Shitpost to inflate post count.

Although if you are talking about OT, absolutely nothing.
Since the regulars already do all of this liberally.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why is Africa(as a continent) so underdeveloped?

Originally posted by ImplosionOfDoom:

Trying to build an Empire in Africa sounds like a nightmare.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why is Africa(as a continent) so underdeveloped?

I don’t know much about Africa. But from everything i heard about our recent history i would say its mostly because of the European rule over them before WW2, and their withdrawal from Africa afterwards when they had virtually no educated class to govern them.

This might help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uArRzwKHvE

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The educational Off Topic

I was a moron,
And the world is a bitter place.

Originally posted by Zaminick:
Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:

I learnt the glory of the HEBREW MASTER RACE.

doomlordkravoka

jewish

/pol/ was right again!

Why in the world are you posting 4chan memes outside of 4chan.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Confession time

While I was gone I browsed /a/ once out of curiosity and ended up catching the weeb.
I heard it is terminal.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Perfect tits and a flat ass or perfect ass and no tits

Tits are nice, but they don’t make up for a small ass.

Edited with better pic.
Couldn’t find a decent ass, so here ya go.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Should women fight in war? (on the frontlines)

Originally posted by RMcD:

I think they would be a distraction to the men, not just for that reason, but because they would rather protect them. On the other hand people are less likely to shoot a woman than a man.

I don’t really care, they do everything else.

Its not like soldiers are going to mindlessly march to their deaths without a woman in their group. I really only see “distractions” being an issue if sexism is a huge problem in your country, and male combatants will flip their shit if a woman is in their group. And if you are sending them to a 3rd world hell hole of unrest and gunfire its very unlikely that you or your enemy will give a hoot about gunning down armed women.

Originally posted by cromagin2:
Originally posted by Hokage4354:

Well I was on another site and someone posed a very problematic question. Should women be allowed to fight on the frontlines in infantry? This is a question I want to ask you guys and girls since it is new and has a good argument for both sides.

Pros: women treated as equals, more soldiers to fight, women could move in the ranks easier
Cons: periods, sexual harassment, physical limitations of women

I am all for giving them the chance to fight on the front lines. Let women sink or swim on their own merits, and hopefully the public is ready for the stories of when women are captures as POW and are gang raped and abused sexually.

Its not like that is new for PoWs.
Rape is just another form of torture, not even the worst of it. Only thing especially shocking here is that a baby could come of it. And to be fair, being male I can’t imagine how messed up having a baby to someone who raped you while you are PoW would be like, but i know it still wouldn’t hold a candle to the usual crimes against humanity that goes on in todays wars.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / IF god was real why dosnt he fix the world we live in now

Going to pretend to be Christian for a second:

What do you mean “why doesn’t God fix the world”?
He didn’t give us free will and agency so that he could do everything for us. If you see something that needs fixing, and you are able to fix it, that means god has given you the responsibility to fix it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do we share this world with Psycopaths

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

We should kill all psychopaths for being inconsiderate towards others.

I didn’t say we should kill them, that’s really counterproductive if you goal is to make Earth a better place.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do we share this world with Psycopaths

At this point in time we are living in the best moment in human history, where the quality of life is the highest it has ever been. And still our world seems soo easily broken, and unforgiving. Why do we share this precious world with people who would break it for everyone else for a buck or even just for kicks.

Human globalization can’t come soon enough, its about time we manage to separate the demons from the humans.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Post here if you're autistic and gay!

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

Well you don’t even know if the creator of the universe is even a god.

Creating the universe is something a god does.

You don’t have a proof “God” even do that.

The Bible, which is the word of God no less, accounts to that.

You don’t have a proof that “God” write it.

Prove me He didn’t.

1. And what about the big bang? Do you just flat out disagree it ever happened?

2. It is not the word of god, it is not even the word of Jesus. It is the word of people who followed Jesus and wrote down his adventures and stories. These where written by regular people, no angel or god. And the bible even explains how trustworthy they can be (Judas).

3. The bible was written by gods 40 different prophets, the bible is their interpretation of gods message. And it was not written as a whole book it was generally put together from existing christian writings. I am trying to find out who put the writings together but it seems like every christian website about this is being very vague about it, i heard on the history channel that it was put together by a Roman emperor (the same faction who killed Jesus earlier) created the official bible we know today to gain popularity with the surrounding factions or the people (who were now all christian) but i don’t know how reliable that memory is considering i heard that years ago.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How would you think if BING BOUGHT GOOGLE? ?

Jesus Christ, I spent 2 hours looking up information about corporations, shareholders, assets and equity just to answer a simple question from a guy named spookyskeleton
on Off Topic

And all of this stuff is useless to me unless I become rich
I have no goddamn life.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How would you think if BING BOUGHT GOOGLE? ?

Microsoft and Google both have about the same amount of money in equity
so the only way they can buy google is if they take a massive loan in order to buy enough shares to get Microsoft, as a legal entity, in control of Google. This is stupid risky since it will boost the hell out of Microsofts liabilities and crush their equity, as well as give them the responsibility of running two companies. And if they don’t manage to use Google with Microsoft to pull off some mind blowingly successful tech the Microsoft shareholders are fucked. Generally this kind of moronic risk is something wealthy people try to avoid.

As for changes on Google products, they will have an overall decrease in programming quality while Microsoft may or may not receive a boost. And they are both whores when it comes to privacy and the government. I guess whether or not it is a good thing depends on which corporation you like more. Generally I think it would be awful.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Today in Miiverse I pwned a guy in a argument

Although its nice to use facts and reason in arguments, its a pretty sad sight when you brag about ‘winning’ an argument against a moron.

Originally posted by Gabidou99:
Originally posted by RollerCROWster:

ITT: gabidou brags about defeating a 5 year old in an internet argument over a children’s video game

Pokemon isn’t even for little kids.

tell that to Pokemons marketing department and television series. The protagonist of that cartoon has been 10 for decades

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This did not just happen.

Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:
Originally posted by CrowbarOfJustice:
Originally posted by AGoodSamaritan:
Originally posted by Zaizun:

I cannot believe Microsoft bought Mojang…

What’s Mojang?

the company who made owns the rights to Minecraft. They where just bought for 1,000,000$

actually it was like 2.5 billion

I meant to type 1 billion down but i automatically typed 1 million instead, i just looked up an article on it and corrected it now.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This did not just happen.

Originally posted by AGoodSamaritan:
Originally posted by Zaizun:

I cannot believe Microsoft bought Mojang…

What’s Mojang?

the company who made owns the rights to Minecraft. They where just bought for 1,000,000$

EDIT: oops, i meant 2,500,000,000$

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should killing an animal have the same punishment as killing a HUMAN?

Obviously not, their lives are shorter and they are not capable of making change in the same way a human can. Although I don’t think it is fair or right to completely disregard animals well being and kill/abuse them for petty reasons (or especially into extinction) but I would kill thousands of dogs if it meant i would save a single human being.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Just played dota 2 for 2 minutes

Originally posted by Cwovictor:

I could never even figure out how to move the camera or to buy something, I prefer LoL myself.

you move the camera by pushing against the borders of the screen with your cursor.
i find the best way to move it is to bump the border of the screen rapidly and make minor changes in the direction you want to see. If you want to see something far away then click on the location on the mini-map and adjust accordingly.