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Topic: Off-topic / Why is Mexico/Mexicans a favorite target to make fun of?

Originally posted by aguspal:

Yeah, thats a great explanation and all, but that dosnt explains the overabundace of Mexican jokes instead of, say, france.

Because there are not very many French people in the US, especially not poor French people so they are not very relevant to the average American, their country doesn’t even get much attention at all on the news from what I have seen.

As opposed to Mexico where their country and people usually get alot of attention with Mexican gangs infesting cities and the projects, waging a brutal drug war with other gangs occupying the same area, Mexican immigrants fleeing into the US illegally decreasing the quality of life for the Average American pissing off the ironic “MURICA FOR MURICANS!” nationalists (where most of the offensive jokes come from), politicians debating whether or not aggressive immigration laws/policies are constitutional, Mexican cartels raising hell on earth within a few miles of the American border, and the Mexican population assimilating into American culture creating a significant Mexican-American population that is easier to sympathise with (probably where most of the comedian-Mexican jokes come from that criticises Mexico/Mexicans culturally).

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why is Mexico/Mexicans a favorite target to make fun of?

Most countries do not like immigration of poor people into their country, especially when they are immigrating in bulk. This, of course, lowers the standard of living in your country since you will need more food, water, electricity, and homes for them to live here which can stress your infrastructure. And they will also take up more jobs which will either lead to a bigger unemployment problem or a lower minimum wage for everyone (so that companies can afford to hire more people). It also doesn’t help that when poor people from other countries move into a developed country there is usually a big culture difference makes them seem more alien to the natives and makes it harder to sympathise with them.

This is something that applies to all human nations, even America.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

Your satanic metal sounds like a plunger stuck in a toilet
1/10

L E A V E – S C A R S

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I have no mouth, and I must scream.

Originally posted by CrowbarOfJustice:

Read the title
immediately thought of this

i will read your story though, just give me a second. It looks interesting soo far.

just finished reading it, 11/10.
This picture i actually found added with the text “I HAVE NO FACE, AND I MUST SCREAM WHAT THE F***” as part of the meme “Thin Your Paints” amongst Fa/tg/uys.

It must have been a reference to this story all along.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I have no mouth, and I must scream.

Originally posted by BlankTheParrot:

Yep

Thats gotta suck, this story is interesting! Thanks for sharing.
Still reading though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Get the image on puush, prtscr or Imgur or something.

done http://imgur.com/O6JVmS9

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I have no mouth, and I must scream.

And Benny was suddenly pulled erect. On the girder he stood up, jerked to his feet like a puppet. The light was now pulsing out of his eyes in two great round beams. The sound crawled up and up some incomprehensible scale, and then he fell forward, straight down, and hit the plate-steel floor with a crash. He lay there jerking spastically as the light flowed around and around him and the sound spiraled up out of normal range.

Then the light beat its way back inside his head, the sound spiraled down, and he was left lying there, crying piteously.

His eyes were two soft, moist pools of pus-like jelly. AM had blinded him. Gorrister and Nimdok and myself … we turned away. But not before we caught the look of relief on Ellen’s warm, concerned face.

Holy shit, what is going on?
Are they in AMs little computer universe or something, Like rats in cage?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I have no mouth, and I must scream.

Read the title
immediately thought of this

i will read your story though, just give me a second. It looks interesting soo far.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HOW do video games cause violence?

Originally posted by Cwovictor:

They will blame their pet rock if it keeps guilt out of their shoulders.

Originally posted by ImplosionOfDoom:

Then again irresponsible parents also won’t bother to check a video game for content before buying it, and end up buying games their kids aren’t cognitively ready for. (ex. giving grand theft auto to a 7 year old)

Just figured it was worth a mention.

Haha, exactly! I wonder if any politician is bold enough to point this out.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HOW do video games cause violence?

Irresponsible parents depend on television and videogames to raise their kids for them because they are too busy working or doing adult things to do it themselves. So if their kids ever do anything unethical or violent its either television or videogames fault, not their irresponsible parenting.

EDIT: or you can replace ‘Television and videogames’ with whatever media their kids are exposed to, bottom line its just an excuse for parents to avoid responsibility for raising their children.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / America is fuqed

Bump,
y’all sheeple need to see the truth.

Also, someone forgot to tell the DEA about the CIA
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIA_drug_trafficking

 
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Topic: Off-topic / America is fuqed

I thought the military of the USA was dropping the ball alot since the end of the Cold War, but now that I have seen this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y1ya-yF35g&list=UU3XTzVzaHQEd30rQbuvCtTQ
“dropping the ball” is a disgusting understatement.
If this keeps going on its only a matter of time before America brings nuclear Armageddon by mistake. The world is basically under the threat of Americas own Damocles Nuke of pure incompetence.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are you scared of flying?

Plane crashes are incredible but depending on where you are going to and from, they are extremely rare.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What interests you, OT?

Hopefully talking about our interests will give us the chance to have threads that are not that shitty.

What are you interested in?
Do you have any hobbies?
Do you have a job? What is it like?
Where do you live?
Are you involved in any clubs?
What kind of house/neighborhood do you live in?
What kind of games do you like to play?
Are you looking forward to something recently?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's your opinion on TheAmazingAtheist?

When I found him at 16 I thought he was cool but overtime I got tired of him ranting like an asshole about every little quality he can find in whatever shithead gets the spotlight in his videos.

After he outright called any parent that has more than 2 children and gets a van retarded I was completely convinced hes just a drunk asshole who rants on youtube and happens to be athiest. I unsubbed and never looked back. Subbing him also lead me to sub to MrRepzion who I also unsubbed (shortly after i unsubbed from the Amazing Athiest) for similar reasons.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

5/10

Papermill

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

6.5/10

Spiral

Also check this out, adult swim is giving free music on their website
http://video.adultswim.com/promotions/201206_singles/

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Could Superman take out the US army?

How the hell did DC universe explain there was an entire planet of guys just like this?
I mean Darkseid is the god of evil, Superman is just a Kryptonian raised by humans. What kept the Kryptonians from conquering existence?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Could Superman take out the US army?

Superman could kill everyone on earth effortlessly if he wanted to, he managed to evaporate Darkseids entire invading army within seconds when he learned how to kill in the comic Injustice: Gods among us.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Youtube/Video Links Masterthread

Bradley Fighting Vehicle Evolution
Spirit of Jazz
Black Dynamite – Little Richard NSFW
Cis-Fire
King of the Hill

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Just had an ephiphany about the american justice system

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

More like. I think he might do it so we will lock them up so they don’t.

yeah :(

it infuriates me that people actually think this way
They don’t understand that just because someone can be guilty doesn’t mean they are, and when you put the wrong guy in jail the actual criminal gets away to victimise even more people. And in the end they could be hurting more people than they save.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Just had an ephiphany about the american justice system

Originally posted by Sonicdude2:
Originally posted by CrowbarOfJustice:

witnesses changing their story

Witnesses are not reliable.
So, if you see a crime, then don’t report it.

If a witness can’t make up his or her mind as to who is guilty/what happened then why should anyone believe them? They or the lawyer should have a very good answer for this if they want their testimony to remain relevant.

maybe I should remove this from the OP, the more I talk about it the more it seems like an obvious issue (lying witnesses), but I felt it was relevant to mention when talking about corruption in the courtroom.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Just had an ephiphany about the american justice system

Someone is only guilty of a crime if a majority of the jury (2/3) believe he/she is.

If someone is declared guilty of a crime without enough evidence or with corruption involved (Police losing/destroying evidence, witnesses changing their story or end up missing) than its mostly the jury’s fault for going through with the conviction if someone, innocent in spirit, ends up in prison.

That means the whole misguided population is a big part of the problem.

TL;DR: foreigners, gtfo. This is a ’Murica thread, for ’Murican people!
Muricans, talk about how to push our country further into our place as #1.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I have just found out that Homestuck has been on a hiatus for (DRUMROLL)

250 days!
Thats right Otters,
This webcomic has been waiting to finish on its very last update for 250 days and counting. And there is still no telling when the final update will come from now, but the answer is most definitely not anytime soon. Even then it appears the dreaded Trolls will continue to exist even after Homestuck is over, the webcomic just wont be called homestuck anymore.

So if before you had doubts or questions about whether or not you wanted to kill yourself, you don’t have to thank me for making your decision infinitely easier. But…

ITT: Trash homestuck before you off yourself.
Talk about homestuck, hiatuses, webcomics, and other fandoms.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What would YOU do if you discovered that one of your lifetime friends is Gay?

Originally posted by battleship203:

If my best friend was gay than I wouldn’t even fucking care.

Calling people gay is actually pretty offending to people who are actually gay.

Its like being racist.

One of my brother’s friend is actually gay but my brother and I don’t care.

Naturally, the meanings of a word changes overtime.
This is just how language is.
IMO using homosexuality in general as an insult is wrong, I think its ok if they are using a curse word almost completely disconnected from its original meaning. including, but not limited to (warning, graphic language) cunt, faggot, dick, bitch, ass, and tits.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What would YOU do if you discovered that one of your lifetime friends is Gay?

mostly i wouldn’t care
maybe i would distance myself from them a little if they where male, wouldn’t want anyone getting any wrong ideas.

Originally posted by Zachary_Greene:
Originally posted by aguspal:
What is up with the mentally deficient part?

What’s up with you being mentally deficient?

I think anyone could be surprised with this sort of info depending on the context of the situation. Maybe your best friend was female and thought you wouldn’t care, maybe he wanted to make sure your wouldn’t tell key people he was gay when he decided to “come out of the closet”.

Idunno, on second thought i guess it depends on what you classify as a best friend, and how much time/where you would hang out with them.