Recent posts by AEBEATIAxSOOKIES on Kongregate

Topic: Kongregate / Give me ideas for SCORE or TIME games.

Jelly Escape feels to generic. Unless jelly shoots at later levels, I can get a better platforming experience on platform racing. Does jelly shoot at later levels.

Hexagon is a bitch. I like bitches. Thanks for the suggestion. Added.

Sector 21 is far too generic. So no.

Topic: Kongregate / Give me ideas for SCORE or TIME games.

This means games where you play with minimal luck, to score as high as possible, or as quickly as you can. This can be any game with a score but here’s Sookies’s special desires…

Endurance Games: Game must be challenging and reach a difficult standard quickly. They must not have implicating luck elements

☺Good Examples☺

Race the Sun
Vector Runner
Reactance 1 & 2
Feed the King

☹Bad Examples☹

Mutually Assured Destruction
Canabalt
Epic Coaster
ESCAPE
ZILCH
Toss the Turtle

Time Games: Short bursts of gameplay where the time counts up and no luck elements.

☺Good Examples☺

Robot Wants Series.
Fancy Pants Series.
Most Racing Games.
Wonderputt.
Multitask.
Hexagon

☹Bad Examples☹

Freeway Fury.

Okay, give me suggestions, they don’t have to be badged. Make yourselves awesome and find those perfect games just for me.

Topic: Kongregate / How much is Kongregate worth on the stock market?

And should I invest my benefits in it?

Topic: Contract Wars / Fast Weapon Switch Skill?

Does it speed up knifing by making the reswitch back to weapon faster?

Topic: Kongregate / MODS stop deleting SD posts for no reason.

Every time I make a post in serious discussion it gets moved to off topic. :-[

Topic: Kongregate / Is kong admins ignoring my reports?

Report something if it is dangerous. Spamming excessively if they are above level 10 is worth a report. Linking to dangerous sites is worth a report. Posting images of rape, murder, burning or rolby’s naked mun is worth a report.

Just let everything else chill.

Topic: Off-topic / Gaming website domain name help

offtopicgaming.com

Topic: Off-topic / if you are from america please read...if not you can still read and discuss

Originally posted by Thorock:

wrong forum and yes I am an Obama supporter.

Obama does not belong in any forum.

Topic: Kongregate / Is/Was Kongregate loading slowly/not at all for you?

So my guess is that it was a temporary server failure (I don’t know the technical term ;_;).

It’s called a cock up.

Topic: Off-topic / if you are from america please read...if not you can still read and discuss

It’s been a long day, and I have no idea what you are talking about.

I think they have nothing to gain and are going to misunderstand everything they read.

If they discuss planting bombs privately in kong chat they are never going to find out.

I’ll make this clear. America is a good country, and Obama is not a leader, he is a figurehead.

Topic: Off-topic / Finally after many years...

IT SAID WHAT? ON WHAT?

Topic: Kongregate / This is the problem with Kongregate.

Topic: Kongregate / Which chatroom has the most SWAG?

And which has the least?

Topic: Kongregate / Err...

I want to see the maker of this kongregate1 site flushed down a sewer pipe naked.

Topic: Off-topic / Finally after many years...

I’ve googled the definition of SWAG.

I’m not impressed.

Topic: Off-topic / Tumblr: Erasing every last shred of personal responsibility

tumblr is awesome. You learn everything on tumblr.

Topic: Off-topic / Not Bad Obama Meme Parody

Originally posted by Aldir:

gamerguy confirmed for retard of the week

Got a thread running for it?

Topic: Off-topic / I like Richard Dawkins.

He’s the smartest man of our time.

Topic: Off-topic / I'm feeling unwell tonight, so tell me a sick joke.

I’m going mad, i’ve just layed on my back thinking about how poker and guard towers are interlinked.

Topic: Kongregate / I'm still waiting for that next awesome Kong game.

Still haven’t found it yet.

Learn to Fly 3, Mechanical Commando 3, Sonny 3, Multiplayer Bubble Tanks, Platform Racing 4, Road of the Dead 2, Cube Colossus 2, Death vs Monstars 3, Storm the House 4…

Will somebody make me happy and create one of these? I haven’t played a “new game” on Kongregate for MANY MONTHS.

Topic: Off-topic / Strange stuff happening on the internet today folks.

I have confirmed reports (that means, more than me) of gaming sites (such as jiggmin’s village and PR2) and tumblr social networking userpages not loading up. It may be a coincidence but both seem to be working and not working exactly at the same time and in the same way.

Post here if anything isn’t working on your internet today so I can make more comparisons.

Topic: Platform Racing 2 / Since Jiggmin's Village and PR2 was down this morning, i'm going to state something really obvious.

If Platform Racing 3 was on Kongregate and Platform Racing 2 was on sparkworkz, you’d all say PR3 is the best and you would all play it instead of PR2.

Topic: Off-topic / You're invited in this chip bar...

Would you eat here?

Topic: Off-topic / Admins are not racist.

But they do like to arrange huge secret illegal drug parties. If anybody can find any of them please let me know.

Topic: Off-topic / What do you think are in these jars?

I think it’s an elixir of life and elixir of mana, restoring life and mana by 13.37%.