Recent posts by AEBEATIAxSOOKIES on Kongregate

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Topic: Kongregate / I thought I had seen the worst of Kong.

Or is there more to it?

It’s that Kongregate promotes a game from a developer who has already SPECTACULARLY failed on this site. It’s like Kongregate wants to clean dirt off using a crap covered stick, only it burns when they do it.

Battle Pirates cannot work on Kong. The level difference is ridiculous. The game is awfully slow. I don’t want others to feel depressed when they shut it down, which they will. I consider such games dangerous to the gaming industry and dangerous to vulnerable gaming addicts.

It must be removed.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / I thought I had seen the worst of Kong.

Now I see them promoting Battle Pirates.

Discuss how Kong is great at self destruction by promoting games from companies that we know we cannot trust.

Where is the quality control Kong?

 
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Topic: Kongregate / I have a great idea.

Let’s make more games where you have to download the games elsewhere and play elsewhere.

Seriously, you kidding me Kongregate?

Eventually you’ll be the same as steam, just with less swag and more underage gamers.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / minecraft vs ninja kiwi

Minecraft is better, although i’ve never played minecraft.

I prefer ninja kiwi because it has BETTER GRAPHICS.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Thank you Kongregate

‘The reflection of ourselves is the reality we experience’ sounds more legit.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Thank you Kongregate

Humans are nasty.

Humans make really fun games that turn out to be pay 2 win.

Humans make games which involve people killing people who kill other people, or animals that kill animals killing other animals.

Humans make a site where you grind for hours for points then give you nothing as a reward.

Makes me glad I’ve not donated a single penny to my favourite gaming site.

Seriously online chat is NOT where you should feel bullied. Mute the bullies, report them and move on. Go to Study Hall and JaelieBean will look after you.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Help, i cant get the impossible badge but ALL MY FRIENDS can get it, I feel like an outcast

Dolphin Olympics 2…?

Dat’s slightly luck based but listen up.

Ride the waves and build up speed for 1 min, then jump up high and swag that tail of yours to grab starslides. Do NOT go higher then Jupiter otherwise it will be difficult to land back into the water.

On the next jump TAILSIDE out by sliding across the surface of the water then press up.

Repeat process until you have enough time for one more jump. Then tailslide and press up QUICKLY on ALL SLIDES.

If you’re lucky and got enough swag you’ll catch the starslide at pluto which will get you to the restaurant.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / I won't get the shiny this time!

Originally posted by kn0x:

Hi everyone, I couldn’t connect this week and now I won’t get the shiny kongpanion this time. I have every shiny kongpanion since the very first one! Is there anything I can do to get it? I already have all the needed badges to get the shiny but missed 3 the badge of the day this week and I won’t reach 5 BOTD this week :C

I don’t know why, but it really means a lot to me.

I still think we should give this guy his missing shiny because he’s so badass. He’s been around since 2008 so he deserves it.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / September is Spinal Cord Injury Awareness Month - THANK YOU!

I believe the best thing we can do for spinal awareness month is to STOP SLOUCHING AND SIT UP STRAIGHT YOU LAZY BUTTERKISSERS.

There doesn’t that feel better?

You can do what I do and put the laptop on a high bookshelf and stand up for a while.

Happy gaming.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / What is your favourite music from a Kongregate game?

Okay so we’ve all been around awhile now. At least us grown ups have. That what happens when a site gets old. You visited Kong back in 2006 and you played games with awesome music. But after all these years which music is the best and why?

 
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Topic: Kongregate / You are going to try to win the heart of your boyfriend/girlfriend by introducing him/her to a romantic night playing Kongregate games.

Originally posted by Terr002:

…are you serious?

Though, I must admit, I actually made some friends with Soccer Physics.

My friend loves soccer physics. He hates everything else.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / You are going to try to win the heart of your boyfriend/girlfriend by introducing him/her to a romantic night playing Kongregate games.

Discuss which games you think are best to play on a date?

For my choice i’d play…

http://www.kongregate.com/games/johnnytwoshoes/the-great-sperm-race

 

Topic: Kongregate / 9 Ticket

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Topic: Kongregate / If greg was the owner of a multimillion pound gaming company, what games would you want him to make?

So imagine greg and all things you know about him. What games would he make?

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Opinion: Kongregate is stagnating...

Finally an OP who deserves his muffins. Well made post.

But surely you know that the trend of games of Kongregate these days are simple games for simple people who can’t handle anything harder then a game where you click and DO NOTHING for hours.

If you want a real website with real games and proper promotion of those games go to Newgrounds. That site deserves its kudos for the way it looks after the well deserving developers then Kongregate does.

Kongregate is a sellout, and it won’t recover until the RIGHT games get promoted and not the UTTERLY POINTLESS ones that have kreds in it.

I mean it is gamestop. Gamestop don’t even SELL GAMES anymore. It’s like one of those toy grabbing machines you see at the mall. You spend your real life money and you get a RUBBISH toy that keeps the kiddies happy. The only difference is that it is virtual.

On a positive note, there is something you can do about it. Use the new section. Find these games that nobody will ever see. Tell them that their game is AWESOME!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Using the points that you earn.

You be should be able unlock hidden cameras for the Kongregate HQ women’s dressing room when you hit level 65.

You unlock the men’s at level 10…

 
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Topic: Kongregate / lean and sexier body in less time period

Originally posted by adv0catus:
Originally posted by AEBEATIAxSOOKIES:

Now stop posting huge adverts on Kong or you may have your IP banned.

Not going to happen.

Yes I know we never managed to get yours banned. :-]

 
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Topic: Kongregate / lean and sexier body in less time period

The best way to get a lean and mean body is to stop playing on a computer and run naked across Alaska.

Now stop posting huge adverts on Kong or you may have your IP banned.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Better Kongregate help

Kongregate itself may not have a virus. But viruses you already have may create ads which do have viruses.

Use ad block for chrome.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / texas holdem poker deluxe

There’s a glitch in the matrix. The agents are coming!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / ­Here is a list of games where you can spend the 1 kred u got from that seatbelt ad

Originally posted by RollerCROWster:

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Super Rolby 64

 
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Topic: Kongregate / If you own gamestop shares, you should have all your accounts on Kongregate unbanned

Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:

bump

You don’t have enough shares to authorize a bump.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Questions about thegames8 (aka belugerin aka monsterplay999 aka awesomegames8...)

Blame the community, not the developer.

The community is full of under 13 year old kids who are illegally using this site.

The developers make games designed for these under 13 year olds.

There isn’t enough quality and originality being promoted by kong.

It’s EVERYBODY’S FAULT.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / If you own gamestop shares, you should have all your accounts on Kongregate unbanned

I have 6 kreds, therefore I own 6 kreds worth of shares.

Discuss how buying kreds instead of shares is better for Kongregate.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / The advertisements are everywhere, even in chat

Somebody who makes such a lovely and well structured post deserves to be using ad block.

Ads are for kiddies.