Recent posts by AEBEATIAxSOOKIES on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Not Bad Obama Meme Parody

Originally posted by Aldir:

gamerguy confirmed for retard of the week

Got a thread running for it?

Topic: Off-topic / I like Richard Dawkins.

He’s the smartest man of our time.

Topic: Off-topic / I'm feeling unwell tonight, so tell me a sick joke.

I’m going mad, i’ve just layed on my back thinking about how poker and guard towers are interlinked.

Topic: Kongregate / I'm still waiting for that next awesome Kong game.

Still haven’t found it yet.

Learn to Fly 3, Mechanical Commando 3, Sonny 3, Multiplayer Bubble Tanks, Platform Racing 4, Road of the Dead 2, Cube Colossus 2, Death vs Monstars 3, Storm the House 4…

Will somebody make me happy and create one of these? I haven’t played a “new game” on Kongregate for MANY MONTHS.

Topic: Off-topic / Strange stuff happening on the internet today folks.

I have confirmed reports (that means, more than me) of gaming sites (such as jiggmin’s village and PR2) and tumblr social networking userpages not loading up. It may be a coincidence but both seem to be working and not working exactly at the same time and in the same way.

Post here if anything isn’t working on your internet today so I can make more comparisons.

Topic: Platform Racing 2 / Since Jiggmin's Village and PR2 was down this morning, i'm going to state something really obvious.

If Platform Racing 3 was on Kongregate and Platform Racing 2 was on sparkworkz, you’d all say PR3 is the best and you would all play it instead of PR2.

Topic: Off-topic / You're invited in this chip bar...

Would you eat here?

Topic: Off-topic / Admins are not racist.

But they do like to arrange huge secret illegal drug parties. If anybody can find any of them please let me know.

Topic: Off-topic / What do you think are in these jars?

I think it’s an elixir of life and elixir of mana, restoring life and mana by 13.37%.

Topic: Off-topic / Bananas are a green fruit.

They’re very tasty in a milkshake!

Topic: Off-topic / people who get below a 85.7% average in high school should be executed

Kongregate would not exist if this measure was made.

Topic: Off-topic / W.A.N.T!

I want all three of the images posted, in the right order.

Topic: Off-topic / W.A.N.T!

This is the definition of what I WANT!

Topic: Off-topic / cyber bollies are here on kong

If you were cyber bullied, click on profile, click on report moderator. Yes, you report the moderator for not stopping cyber bulling. DIS NOT ACCEPTABLE ON THESE SACRED GROUNDS!

Oh and send the bully my way so I can use my spam cannon attack shout box to make him feel ashamed of him/herself.

Remember, cyber bulling is constant personal attacks without reason, and is REALLY UNFUNNY and REALLY UNFAIR.

Trolling is ALWAYS FUNNY and ALWAYS FAIR.

Topic: Off-topic / OMG I WANT A PLASMA GLOBE!!!

I like to microwave one.

Topic: Off-topic / Compare Kongregate Off Topic to 4Chan Forums.

Unleashed, this thread is too difficult for you, please move on.

Topic: Off-topic / Compare Kongregate Off Topic to 4Chan Forums.

Topic: Off-topic / How do you like to eat your doughnut?

I like to much lovely around the outside then thrust my tongue in the middle.

Topic: Off-topic / Compare Kongregate Off Topic to 4Chan Forums.

Nothing alike.

This is your training ground for the real thing isn’t it Rolby?

Topic: Off-topic / Compare Kongregate Off Topic to 4Chan Forums.

You may or may not provide evidence.

Topic: Off-topic / If MadJedi was a Jedi, would he be mad?

And would he be turned to the dark side?

Topic: Off-topic / swagfig appreciation thread

Snapback! The safest chair on the market!

Topic: Off-topic / Which one of these is a lie?

Originally posted by Zoronii:

OP didn’t know how to change a light bulb before?

Damn, OP. You stupid.

I feel owned.

Topic: Off-topic / Kids who beat their parents up.

I’m sure the OP reversed the title name…

Topic: Off-topic / Kids who beat their parents up.

Kids shouldn’t play beat em ups, or watch fight club or old boy.