Recent posts by Noku345 on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / [humans only] what is your sex life

nignog trying to get a handbeezy

 
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Topic: Off-topic / DAILY REMINDER ICEMAN

Who the hell are you

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I JUST FUCKING SNEEZED OUT CANDY BACON AND IT HURTS WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

Just shove it up your ass and see if you can sneeze it out again for a world record!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / DAILY REMINDER ICEMAN

Originally posted by IceBomb45:

lmao
thats not even the right term you peace of crap

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ice+Bomb

Why getting so butthurt. In TC, you want adv0 so badly, is it because you want him so badly you’re getting butthurt all of a sudden?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Let´s nominate Mikkmar for OT mod.

>nominate Mikkmar for OT mod
>get in an argument with Gabidou99
What?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What car do u drive

2002 Mercedes Benz ML250

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Story of the Police Man and the Elder Aboriginal!

I copy pasta’d this, so yeah.

A couple of AFP officers stopped at a property west of Canberra and talked to an old Aboriginal standing on the road. He told the old Aboriginal, “Morning sir, I need to inspect this land for illegally grown drugs.”
The elder reluctantly said, “okay, but don’t go into that field over there…”, as he nodded his head towards the location.
The AFP officer verbally exploded & said, “Look sir, I have the authority of the federal government with me!”. Reaching into his rear back pocket, the AFP officer removed his badge & proudly displayed it to the old Aboriginal. “See this badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want, whenever I want…………….on any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand mate?”
The elder nodded kindly, apologized & went about his business. Moments later he heard loud – fearful screams; he looked up & saw the AFP officer running for his life, being chased by a large Bull. With every step the Bull was gaining ground on the officer & it was likely that he’d sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The old Aboriginal threw down his tools & ran as fast as he could to the fence & yelled at the top of his lungs…… “YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Thinking of doing a rent-to-buy for this laptop!

Originally posted by nikolas10161:

What is your level by the way?

18 on MelbourneBoy.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Predict the user below you

^ The fuck? What drugs is this kid on?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Thinking of doing a rent-to-buy for this laptop!

Originally posted by nikolas10161:

Yeah I hear you, I got some impossible badges just to help make it look more impressive, but don’t think my level is anything special as of yet.

Yeah, that is a point.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Thinking of doing a rent-to-buy for this laptop!

Originally posted by nikolas10161:

I don’t even bother with those, I don’t feel like having to get unity just to play games on Kongregate.

True, but I wanna level up my main instead of making it look like a newbie too. Unless I quit Kong.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Thinking of doing a rent-to-buy for this laptop!

Originally posted by nikolas10161:
Originally posted by Noku345:

Ah I see, mine tends to lag on almost anything to the point that I have gotten used to it, but I know how it feels to lose at a game and get pissed because it lagged.

Exactly, and when it comes to PVP, lag can’t be any more annoying!

Try getting the impossible badge on moneysieze when it lags to the point that you’re guranteed death. The part that pissed me off most is that it’s a shitty little pixel game with barely anything on the screen and it manages to just freeze.

Though games that uses Unity here on Kong pisses me off, since Unity isn’t compatible with Windows 8. But I am planning on getting the laptop and downgrade it to Windows 7 again.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Thinking of doing a rent-to-buy for this laptop!

Ah I see, mine tends to lag on almost anything to the point that I have gotten used to it, but I know how it feels to lose at a game and get pissed because it lagged.

Exactly, and when it comes to PVP, lag can’t be any more annoying!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Thinking of doing a rent-to-buy for this laptop!

Originally posted by nikolas10161:
Originally posted by Noku345:
Originally posted by nikolas10161:
Originally posted by Noku345:
Originally posted by 15man:

you know doing it that way you end up playing about 50%-150% more right?

Calculated it, paying $500 cheaper than buying it outright.

How expensive is this laptop exactly?

Almost 2k from stores such as Dick Smiths, Harvey Norman or JB Hi-Fi. Though those stores here are Australian Companies, Acer has it for about $1700, plus an extra $50 for Delivery.

Think I just shit a brick at that price, what do you need a laptop that expensive for?

Well, cheap laptops intend to have the worse CPU/GPU/Ram/HDD Speed for when it comes to games. I was planning on getting a good laptop to run higher FPS games as smooth as possible. My current laptop, which is an ASUS K55VD can’t run World of Warcraft smoothly on low graffic settings.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Thinking of doing a rent-to-buy for this laptop!

Originally posted by nikolas10161:
Originally posted by Noku345:
Originally posted by 15man:

you know doing it that way you end up playing about 50%-150% more right?

Calculated it, paying $500 cheaper than buying it outright.

How expensive is this laptop exactly?

Almost 2k from stores such as Dick Smiths, Harvey Norman or JB Hi-Fi. Though those stores here are Australian Companies, Acer has it for about $1700, plus an extra $50 for Delivery.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Predict the user below you

Lolnope.


Is human.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A friendly little message to Chrome crashers

Originally posted by calvindang:
Originally posted by Noku345:

You see kids, Firefox master race!

screw firefox
just use internet explorer

Oh and amane I’m still gonna contact you when you get a not-perma’d account, whenever that is. Too lazy to go my email and delete all the spam messages you’re gonna send.

How dare you insult Mozilla.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Thinking of doing a rent-to-buy for this laptop!

Originally posted by 15man:

you know doing it that way you end up playing about 50%-150% more right?

Calculated it, paying $500 cheaper than buying it outright.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Thinking of doing a rent-to-buy for this laptop!

Originally posted by dbzhs022:

Don’t rent a laptop, it’s too stressful.

Rent-To-Buy!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A friendly little message to Chrome crashers

You see kids, Firefox master race!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A friendly little message to Chrome crashers

Originally posted by Zaminick:

>24 hour silence for putting the link in threads that literally said “don’t enter if you are using chrome”

It’s not like I maliciously posted it

Hey, I got silence, ban, ban lifted and then another silence for “trolling on alts”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Lets revive old memes

Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:

Either way, still gold

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / Em... Yeah. I lost my account!

Or I think I have. I went to try and log onto PR2, and well, I can’t access my account on PR2.

Reason: “Incorrect Password”

Now, I am pretty sure I have gotten my password correct for PR2, so I thought I try and use other passwords that I would use. Same thing. So I tried to do password recovery, and ugh, I swear I had an email setted up for it, and no email addresses work. Can anyone please help.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which newfag is your favorite?

The retardness of all these newfags on OT. None!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So we have SuperFastJelly

And then jizz on your butt.

Ok, I know I got a big dick to cum on my ass, but no need to tell everyone.