Recent posts by SuitedCriminal on Kongregate

Topic: The Arts / Black Water Eats Blue Water

I agree with SaintAjora on this. I read the first few lines and I didn’t like it.

The chihuahua reference is probably to try and be funny, but it failed miserably.

Topic: Kongregate / Ultimate Kongregate Photo Topic

lol, billyfred. good one.

One of my most recent pictures. Much more recent than the one on page 264.

Topic: The Arts / I FINALLY GOT MY SCANNER WORKING!!!

These are some great examples of well drawn art. I like them. Much better than any fractals.

Topic: The Arts / Not So Pixelized - Apparently I have no Freedoms of Choosing Which Programs I Use Anymore. [PLEASE LOCK]

In my opinion, these comics are horrible.
Just so you know, this type of humour isn’t even humour. It’s not even remotely funny (as some have already pointed out) and the art is lacking in all areas. To me, it seems as if you are purposely trying to not be funny.

Please brainstorm ideas, make sketches/rough drafts and keep working on them before posting.

Topic: Sacred Seasons MMORPG / What's missing from the game that is kind of crucial.

I agree to all of the points too. Especially the friend adding one, it gets annoying that you can’t type “/add username” or something into chat to send a friend request to them from any distance. Also, I think the game over screen could do with a little updating…it looks terrible compared to the rest of the game!

The game is a fairly decent Flash MMORPG, and with about another 2 months work on it, it would become a great game. It’s a shame it would take that long…

Topic: The Arts / Mind of Madness - A Webcomic

I just read every single comic.
I don’t understand ALL of the jokes, especially the Guild Wars ones…(I am not that sort of gamer), and I have to say you have a good sense of humour and I enjoyed reading them.
However, a few complaints: I found it very irritating trying to look at all of the comics from start to finish. There was no “Next” button so I could head to the next 5, so I had to change the link in the address bar. Your art also isn’t the greatest, but I don’t care about that. It’s the humour I am there for, not art critiquing.

If you keep up the good work, maybe upgrade the site’s colour scheme and design, you may have something good going on there.

Topic: The Arts / Goodbye, Art! Hope to see you soon!

I thought MoonlaughMaster was older, like a college/uni student.
Good luck at high school?
I just started college and I am unbelievably exhausted. After the end of each day I just want to collapse, it is terrible. =(

Topic: The Arts / [group]Horyzon Design v2™

I don’t exactly approve of so many art groups, but I suppose it keeps the forums clean of spam.
If anyone would be so kind, could they make a 50×50 image of the top half of a suit? I would prefer the suit to be black.

Thank you in advance.

Topic: General Gaming / Dead Space scariest game Ever?

Dead Space was an amazing game, and I completed it all 100% (1000/1000 Gs). Definitely made me jump a few times, and I needed to take a break after chapter 3 when I first got it…it was 3 a.m. and I was alone in the dark.

Bioshock definitely scared me too. That dentist! Crikey, I jumped 3 feet when he showed up.

But if you want the scariest game ever…go for the best survival horror game out there: Resident Evil 5. I couldn’t sleep for weeks after completing the first level. :(

Topic: The Arts / [Request] Art for The Hard Badge

Bump – What’s happened to The_Hard_Badge? :S

Topic: The Arts / [Request] Art for The Hard Badge

I updated it a bit more, tell me what you think.

Topic: The Arts / [Request] Art for The Hard Badge

I saw this topic, and I was interested as soon as I saw GHXpert59’s idea.
I have to say, I thought I could do better, so I made my own version.
Tell me what you think:

Topic: The Arts / Photoshopforums.com ?¿ o.O - Yikes...

Is it just me or when i read a topic you had replied in, i couldnt help but think “troll”. i know you helped djshongos out, but you didnt have to be so nasty to the other users on there. dont be an elitist.

Topic: The Arts / The Necronomicon: 2 Art required

i think this topic needs a little bump.
are there any updates for the game? I cant wait to play it :)

Topic: The Arts / Pixel Art Icons

i like your art.
hmm, my request is a little harder. could i have the top half of a suit, complete with a tie, etc?

Topic: The Arts / My Hand Drawn Game (Its A Mad World)

i reviewed it on NG.
i have to say, i like your art style man.

I want to see you add more things like the bottle dripping water and the bubbling tank. Those random things in the background add to the atmosphere, but i do think you should work on the big clouds a bit more.
Good job.

Topic: Kongregate / What do we call ourselves?

Greg’s Witnesses.

Topic: The Arts / I'm Ol' Gregg.

Do ya like Baileys?

Topic: The Arts / The Necronomicon: 2 Art required

Hey Cthulhu, its good to see you are still here :)
I thought I would throw something together, I don’t know if the Mob card has art or not, but i guess this could be a basic one. It’s a sign; I guess you could integrate it into an image of a building perhaps?

Hope you like it, and I hope the programming is going well :) Hope to see the finished product soon. (Lots of hopes as you see :P)

Topic: The Arts / Whats the number one thing you would want in a graphic website - Site Name?

what NoteyMan said.
no kongregate badge avatars, they always look tacky.

Topic: General Gaming / dating on kongregate

i have many girlfriends on this here site… ;)

no im joking, im not sad. although it is perfectly acceptable if you are going out IRL and see each other

Topic: General Gaming / Stick Escape III???

the second one is the best. just get rid of some small mistakes. make the buttons better….at the moment you have huge clickable spaces for things, for example the “random junk” in number 2. some mistakes there. sort those out, add background colours.

Topic: Sonny 2 / I did it! Post here when you beat Sonny 2!

been there, done that.
good game, but very tedious.

Topic: Kongregate / Badges for Pyro

personally, i think that all of you are quite sad for this.
this impossible seems like such a boring, difficult task that i am not even going to attempt it.
have fun.

Topic: General Gaming / Epic War 2 Sucks: The Worst Sequel

i am reading the story. to me, its not very good. it reminds me of every 12 year old’s fantasy after watching lord of the rings. lots of mistakes in there…but i am hunting for more funny things like the over 9000 bit.