Recent posts by SuitedCriminal on Kongregate

Topic: Games / G.O.W 2

its true that there are a lot more people using the chainsaw in gears 2, but you have to adapt to that…watch your back, get rid of your shotgun, use cover more. or maybe your team mates just walked off or they just sucked and the guy got through every time because of that?

Topic: Art / ~Ugliest Person Contest~

so do you! :D

Topic: Games / Fancy Pants SUCKS!

is it just me or is EVERY platformer somehow a rip off of mario?

and FPA is much more like sonic anyway.

and it rocks.

Topic: Off-topic / TOP SECRET: For Mod Eyes Only

well done on discovering something we all knew about already.

thats like someone saying WATER IS WET to well, anyone.
but good job on this, i cant tell if it is a joke topic or not.

Topic: Games / Your Opinion Matters Here!

the crimson omen health bar kind of thing would be good.

another good idea would be to make a helmeted soldier get headshotted by a sniper rifle.
make the weapons look similar to the game’s.

Topic: Games / Best Game Genre

Shooters, preferably Third Person.

Topic: Games / Need to know what YOU want to see in my game

i think one of the main sellings points for shooters is the graphics.
smooth animation, good graphics and a decent art style will really push your game to better places…so spend some time on that, dont just rush it.

Topic: Games / If you had to pick for the rest of YOUR LIFE, would you rather have kongregate or XBOX LIVE?

ventrilo isnt kongregate though is it?

as much as i love kong, i would have to say xbox live. that would free me from paying £40 a year for my gold subscription, and would let me play on xbox for however long people will play the xbox 360 (and its successor) for.

so that gives me roundabout 8 years (possibly) of free gaming, on some of the best games ever made.

no contest.

Topic: Off-topic / 1'v3 607 1337 p01n75!

im on 9000 points.

my 9000th point went to the SuitedCriminal Dating Sim.

Topic: Kongregate / Ultimate Kongregate Photo Topic

but im not mclovin.

Topic: Kongregate / Ultimate Kongregate Photo Topic

i wish i was that cool

Topic: Kongregate / Ultimate Kongregate Photo Topic

im not mclovin.

you post a picture, batman.

Topic: Kongregate / Ultimate Kongregate Photo Topic

I AM NOT MCLOVIN

Topic: Off-topic / Trip to England

swearing? at a mod? who is making fun of the fact that we have bad weather? clever.

also, its getting pretty cold over here now. winter time…

whereabouts in england are you going? london? liverpool? manchester? cornwall?

Topic: Art / The Necronomicon: 2 Art required

lol if you want to vs me on gears, just ask. you know anytime you want a butt whooping all you need to do is invite me.

snitch is about 80% complete. having some problems colouring it.

Topic: Kongregate / who do you want to become a mod?

skyboy.

achilles015.

Wizky.

PlatinumIce.

TheWhiteAngel.

invalid_user….haha :P SUPER-MOD

MAYBE Crusader32, i dont know if he still comes on.

Topic: Kongregate / Ultimate Kongregate Photo Topic

AAAAAGHHHHHHHHH

i had spent the day looking over the old posts…..laughing at the funny comments (most made by me :P) and then i come on to the last page and SHIIIIITTTTTT that made me jump!

anyways. i bring you….moi.

its an oldy.

here is a newer one.

Topic: Art / The Necronomicon: 2 Art required

he always laughs at me :’(
we know each other over XBL and he always insults doppelganger lol

Topic: Kongregate / SHIFT 3 BADGES IDEARS!

“Idears” sounds like a farmer….

Topic: Art / The Necronomicon: 2 Art required

i like how major’s only 3 posts are laughing at me…

and since you want to see it so much, ill finish it off right now. i couldnt sleep last night and my whole body aches. ive got nothing else to do.

Topic: Off-topic / Phobias

yes.

i could not watch “Teeth”. whenever people would talk about it, i would just go URRRGHHHH and shout until they shut up.

it doesnt affect me as badly now though.:)

Topic: Off-topic / Phobias

i havent really got any full on phobias, except for this one plant that used to grow near me.

if i ever saw it i would seriously freak out. i hate it. i had a nightmare about it once that thousands of them were growing round me…shudder

also, im quite scared of teeth in vaginas. creeps me out.

Topic: Games / Shift 3 Achievements List!

the continue from the shifting out in the final room thing to get the speedy achievement worked for me.
:D i got all achievements today, im proud.

i love playing as mel gibson, the blue and white shapes (from Braveheart) instead of black and white is so much cooler!

Topic: Art / The Necronomicon: 2 Art required

shut up major…….lol

Topic: Off-topic / Best Kong Friend

whats wrong with lauren3mo???

i mean, apart from the obvious…

my best kong friend? i have too many! i like ivy, lauren, alassy, FRAG, Knight, TCO, DSR, Crusader32….the list is very big.