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Topic: Off-topic / You wake up in a house, you get outside and find you are in the ghetto.

Im have black so they might have a little slack on me.
C. Invite them over for KFC. Maybe they won’t shoot me before I can escape

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Just watched the new episode. I shed a single tear when they were falling and got all choked up );

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You have 30 seconds to write a short story. Go.

Title.
Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle, he was very ugly. He was so ugly, everyone died.
But then, a wizard turned them into zombies.
And the zombies were happy.
And they had cake.

The Fifth Sniper On Your Team: oh
Deadrights: not really
Deadrights: I didn’t like it
Deadrights: This reminds me of a puzzle
Deadrights: This reminds me of a puzzle
Deadrights: This reminds me of a puzzle
Deadrights: This reminds me of a puzzle
Deadrights: This reminds me of a puzzle
Deadrights: This reminds me of a puzzle
Deadrights: This reminds me of a puzzle
Deadrights: This reminds me of a puzzle

I wrote it myself

There was that one little cat who climbed up a tree. But it jumped down right a way without causing harm to self.

28 seconds. Shallow? Perhaps.

He walked earily into the bar, more and more eyes gazed in his direction with every footstep.

Man:Where is John Frost?
Bartender: eyes him fiercely I don’t know.
Man:Okay.

1 minute ran out :(

For sale: Baby shoes, never used.
There was once a bear. He ate some honey. He got indigestion and was unhappy. Then he met another bear and they lived happily ever after.
25 seconds.
John was a home-breaker. He broke homes. He also enjoyed masturbating vigorously to g

And then my timer went off
[Beginning] [Filler] [Filler] [Filler] [Filler] [End]
One day Taco went to the market. He was walking down the isle and he saw Beef. Beef was a hot girl that Taco loved. Taco proposed to Beef then got married and had taco babies.
One day Taco went to the market. He was walking down the isle and he saw Beef. Beef was a hot girl that Taco loved. Taco proposed to Beef then got married and had taco babies.
Jeff was a hunter. He killed animals. One day he had to kill the biggest animal of them all: The Moon. He took out his huntin’ rifle and fired ten shots into the side of the moon. And from the heavens fell the moon, eclipsing the sun, the stars and eventually life itself. Greed killeth the man.
Totally no plagerized

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I say burn them

Originally posted by SAl37:

Just sell the damn books. You won’t regret it.

No

Originally posted by TheRoflWaffle:

#Pour glitter on book
#Book is now vampire
#Leave book in the sun
#Vampire book dies of being exposed to sunlight

Throw them at Twilight fans and tell them they suck.

Great idea

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do I make IRL friends, and keep the friends I already have?

Originally posted by SAl37:
Originally posted by SarahD0219:

Popular kids are assholes with bad taste. Don’t try to be friends with them, or any other idiots. Granted, I’m shy and socially awkward (not the best to give advice), but people get along much easier when they like the same things

That depends on what school you go to. From my school, they’re pretty cool and they’re quite funny too. Keep in mind that what you’re saying is just a stereotype that isn’t always true.

I don’t automatically go with stereotypes, but at every school I’ve seen, it’s all the same. I’m willing to bet thats how it is at her school.
I did try being nice, talking to them, and such. But they started completely ignoring me, excluding me from EVERYTHING, and they’re all giggly and flirting. Ew. I don’t judge people by how people think of something at school.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I say burn them

Originally posted by goobler402:
Originally posted by SarahD0219:
Originally posted by goobler402:

Forge them into paper boat and sail them down your local river, but make sure to make a little paper man with a viking hat and set it on fire first.

Good Idea, but I wouldn’t pollute a river with that.

It will simply dissolve, infact, go ahead and find a little metal figure and put a paper viking hat on him, so maybe one day someone will fish it up and say;
“What the fuck?”

Hmm… good idea. Maybe the words wouldn’t be too bad for the water.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / I say burn them

Out of the two I’d choose fire starter.

I refuse to spread the terrors that these papers may have, except perhaps has torture devices.

Originally posted by DrOctaganapus2:

Sell it or save it for a “improvised” fire starter.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I say burn them

Originally posted by goobler402:

Forge them into paper boat and sail them down your local river, but make sure to make a little paper man with a viking hat and set it on fire first.

Good Idea, but I wouldn’t pollute a river with that.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I say burn them

Originally posted by jacobmatto:
Originally posted by PR0TAG0N1ST:

Sell them.

What he said. Make profit.

I refuse to impose such horrors upon any non-deserving sentient being.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I say burn them

Originally posted by Camoraz:

Give it to someone and see what happens. Make sure to gift wrap it. And be there when they open it. But don’t include your name.

I refuse to impose such horrors upon any non-deserving sentient being.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I say burn them

Originally posted by zombiekilla2:
Originally posted by Casper_D:

Read it. It’ll be good for you to read a book.

she might become like that one girl that think’s she’s a vampire

I’m not reading that friggin crap.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

So I was watching episode 2 of season 2 and I’m like “this looks a lot like Star Wars.”

Then I saw a video comparing the two.

MIND
BLOWN.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I say burn them

At my school, there was some sort of random draw thing for free books (note there was a book fair). Apparently I entered and won, so they gave me a bunch of Twilight books.

What should I do with it? Burn it? Emergency toilet paper? Rip it up? Burn it in the case of a zombie apocalypse?

Suggestions would be nice…

Edit: Also I’m not reading that crap
2nd Edit: I’m not selling the friggin books

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hello my friends

Originally posted by darkfrogger:

Mohammed al Waseem bin Jewstafa here

I have received news that the infidels of the great arrogant nation of the world allow their women to drive cars.

Of course, this means jihad. I have been put in charge of recruiting soldiers for the great war of our time. I can choose only from among the brave, the strong, and the slightly insane. Our numbers are swelling with every second that passes. We are legion. We will not rest until Sharia is the law of the earth. Come my friends. It is time.

Peace be upon you.

Hello, fellow. It has seem in Saudi Arabia They recently allowed women to vote, with the permission of their husband and/or father.

We cannot allow this to stay. This flaw of our king shall not stay. We must humbly request the King and his mercifulness to disallow women in our country their rights.

Let us act now, before it is to late.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do I make IRL friends, and keep the friends I already have?

Popular kids are assholes with bad taste. Don’t try to be friends with them, or any other idiots. Granted, I’m shy and socially awkward (not the best to give advice), but people get along much easier when they like the same things

 
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Topic: Off-topic / l

Hi there

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How to get pretty girls?

Dont be stpid

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Change the World

Give myself super power

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Petition: Abolish this new layout

Sign, I kinda liked the old one better

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: List ways to clear your nose and get rid of all that mucus.

Having a shower for some reason cleared a lot of snot when I was sick

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Superpowers

d) would be most fun and best for me

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How old you were when you learned to [...]

I learned to ride my bike after 30 minutes (no training wheels) when I was seven.
I learned to read ever since I can remember.
I learned how to use a bow (without hurting myself) last year.
I learned that I fail at athletic abilities when I was 12.
I learned how greatly I really do fail at things at 12.
I learned I actually have no friends and people are idiots at 12.
I learned how awesome I really am at 13.
I learned how I’m the best at 13.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Dr who's on first

Huh?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You find out all bronies are zombieluigi

Originally posted by 35kdog:

Oh shit.

Why am I just now finding out about this?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you find any guys/girls you know in real life attractive?

Just one