Recent posts by efefaM on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / What would you do if your Kong Account got destroyed?

I would make a new alt

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Topic: Off-topic / Who is your internet provider

My internet provider is my neighbor.
I get free internet.

u jelly, payfags?

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Topic: Off-topic / Do you belive in 2012?

omg 2012 will start on December 31, 2011 at 11:59:59 P.M. OMG WEER AL GONNA DIE!!!! D: D: D:

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Topic: Off-topic / Why Armor Games is better than Kongregate

you are both wrong because newgrounds is better.
Here is why:
1. Newgrounds has a more mature userbase
2. Newgrounds has animation and music portals.
3. Newgrounds has a black background. This makes your monitor use less power and therefor doesn’t kill the environment as much.
4. Newgrounds has made memes. How many memes have come from Kongregate or armor games?

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Topic: Off-topic / Eye for an eye justice

Originally posted by axlkoegoskyeg:

That should pretty much apply only to rapists, THEN it would follow its original meaning.
But wait, if the law is a concept, not a physical being, how could it violate me?


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Topic: Off-topic / Eye for an eye justice

If you violate the law, the law gets to violate you.


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Topic: Serious Discussion / Evolution - true or not?

Originally posted by tadster:

Humanity evolves with every generation. Your kids will evolve on from you.

So my kids won’t look like me? And one of them may have 12 fingers instead of ten?

Isn’t that considered mutation and not evolution?

Please stop pretending you know how evolution works. It is extremely obvious you don’t.

Changes like that would take thousands of generations.

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Topic: Off-topic / My memory is shot to hell.

Originally posted by warownslife:

I can’t really remember anything. i mean i can remember normal stuff like my name, school, family, this place but details i can’t remember. what did i do yesterday? what did i say on here? what happened in my dreams? how far did i get on halo reach? I really don’t like this. Does anyone know a good way to improve your memory?

Have you tried not taking drugs?

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Topic: Off-topic / PC or Mac?

Originally posted by Taiboss:

its funny because linux users are more smug than mac users.

PROOF: the linuxfag who added a rocket had to go an add a rocket to prove that linux is “better”.

But you see, the linux user is the guy on the ground taking the pic. the PC user is on the rocket.

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Topic: Off-topic / Favorite Classic Game Character

Frank West.

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Topic: Serious Discussion / Evolution - true or not?

Originally posted by norumaru:

I see that positive evidence for the creationist hypothesis has still not been put forward. Just a reminder.

thats because if EVILution is proven wrong, it obviously means that the Christian God created everything.

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Topic: Serious Discussion / Diseases.

messing with diseases is a bad idea.

I mean, one second you are curing cancer and then BAM zombie apocalypse.

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Topic: Off-topic / Favorite Classic Game Character

Master Chief

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Topic: Off-topic / omg my browsar is betar tehn urs!!!! D:<

omg u shuld switch 2 krome/fyrfawks bkuz i say itz betar!!!


ITT: make fun of browserfags

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Topic: Off-topic / How many alts...

How many alts do I need to go through before the mods give up trying to ban me?

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Topic: Off-topic / Griefing.

Griefing. People suck at it, so here is a guide!!!

1. The point of griefing is to ruin the game for people. Causing minor annoyances that can easily be undone is not griefing.

2. Griefing can only be done in multiplayer games where the players directly interact.

3. If the game has players building shit, DESTROY AND DELETE!!!

4. If players can’t walk through each other, stand in doors and random corridors to block people.

5. If they game has chat, normal trolling strategies apply.

6. Use hax. Spawn objects in front of doors. Cause peoples’ progress to be deleted. GO AND HAX TO THE EXTREME!!!

7. Record that shit and upload it to youtube. Block out your username/gamertag/whatever because people will send your vid to people who will ban you if they see it.

8. Always focus on people who take the game too seriously. They are the best lolcows.


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Topic: Kongregate / Anime Forum?

Originally posted by exemplary:

Idea: how about we broaden the topic to television. This will include anime and also other shows that are on TV.

This would actually be an active forum and would add a lot to this site.

I agree. You have good ideas and you are obviously the smartest person on kongregate.


Topic: General Gaming / Arkandian Crusade - UGH.

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Wait, why would the government want all this blood?

The answer is clear: the government is run by vampires D:

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Topic: Off-topic / So, you hacked into a facebook profile. Now what?

Originally posted by HappyAlcoholic:

I’ll keep this in mind, should I ever successfully “hack” a facebook account.

bookmark it for easy findings


Topic: Serious Discussion / When if ever is it ok to hit a girl?

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Topic: Off-topic / So, you hacked into a facebook profile. Now what?

1. Change their relationship status. Change them as follows:
married => Dating
Dating => Single
Single => in a relationship

2. Post things. Suggestions:
“I have decided to become an atheist”
“I’m sorry, but we need a divorce”
“I can’t hide it anymore, I’m gay”

3. Upload pics. Make sure they are full of lulz.
Upload pic of penis. Don’t make it private. Caption it “hey ladies/men, look at this”
Upload pic of dead hooker. caption: “I woke up and found this in my bed. what do?”

4. comment on friends’ and families’ posts.
Call female friends sluts and bitches. Same goes for their mother.
Cuss at all times.
If they have a minority friend. Refer to them with racist words.

5. Unfriend people.
Do it. It will cause butthurt

6. Screenshot the lulz
Share it with your bros

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Topic: Off-topic / How secure is your password?

Your password is

One of the 500 most common passwords

It would be cracked almost instantly


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Topic: Off-topic / How secure is your password?

post it here and I will tell you.

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Topic: Off-topic / I'm a bus

Originally posted by TheInternetRules:
Originally posted by efefaM:
Originally posted by TheInternetRules:


needs more gore

I’m still covered in blood. Does that count?

Only if I can lick it off and smear it on my penis.

ok. Just don’t go near my tail pipe. I wouldn’t want you to get it all clogged up ♥