Recent posts by capkloud on Kongregate

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Topic: Blood and Jade / Things the game dosent bother to tell you, that you should know.

MONTHLY FREE VOUCHERS: these MUST be colected on time. it says 6 days till you have to redeem your rewards, but gives NO indication of how long you have to do so, and a few days later the number WILL reset to 0. they do not bother to mention this, so as soon as that stuff becomes availible, jump on it. dont try storing up points like i did, because you will get shafted by R2.

AUTO UPGRADE USING GOLD: this WILL use your vouchers. even though it dosent say ANYTHING about using vouchers. so unless you dont care about that, do NOT ever hit this button. horse, lance, cloak, enchantments what have you, NEVER pick this option unless you dont care about all your vouchers being spent on wayyyy overpriced items that are nearly worthless in any quantity less than ~60

TOMB HUNT: in case you havent yet noticed, this is broken. about 1/4 of the time the die roll you land, will not be what you actually move. this seems to happen mostly on 6’s, and always seems to move 1 space instead. while this is more along the lines of “basic bugs these lazy money grubbers should fix” it is also something they neglect to tell you, because lets face it, this isnt an isolated incident. ive tested my theory by using several of my many kong accounts, even going so far as to use several of my backup computers, and yes. it happens on all of them, and it is 100% server side. seeing as R2 generally cant actually do anything to the code in these games (mostly due to a complete lack of knowledge on any form of coding), dont expect this or any other “bug” to be fixed. ever.

 
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Topic: Blood and Jade / Problems with Great Guardian

dont expect a response from R2. they quite clearly do not give the slightest bit of a damn about what we say here.

 
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Topic: Blood and Jade / Things the game dosent bother to tell you, that you should know.

Being an R2 game, there is a wealth of information that is only conveyed at the most inappropriate time, in a way that is completely incomprehensible, or not at all. this thread is a collection of R2 laziness, so players dont end up wasting gold, or time, on things that the Chinese people pretending to be in america, “publishing” this game, should have bothered to add.

Chi pills: do not ever use more than 1 per day from someone else. why? because it costs an ADDITIONAL sweet dew every chi pill. it tells you this when you dont have enough sweet dews to use a second, 3rd, 4th, etc. chi pill. it SHOULD tell you this when you purchase the sweet dew. in fact it should be in the items description

EXP box, Gorgeous box, whatever worthless box: dont even bother opening these. they dont drop anything worth having (since they cost 100, 500, 1000, etc. gold to open), and sometimes they drop items that seem to have no purpose. take the “secret scrolls” for instance. they say you can exchange them for prizes. but theres nowhere to do it. it cost me 600 gold to get them (opening a small and medium gorgeous box), and now they sit in my inventory, hoping that some event comes in the future allowing m to spend them. perhaps they will be usefull one day, but if so they will be the only thing you got from the box that is.

BIG SPENDERS REWARD: this ONLY is obtainable if you ONLY spend the gold in ways that throw the gold back to the server. that means no stalls, no trades, only buying from the shop, and whatever little “click this crap to spend gold!” buttons you might want to hit. this IS now mentioned in the sticky (probably because i bitched about it), but it is NOT mentioned IN GAME. the only IMPORTANT place for it to be.

Auto loot: it makes no sense, and hardly works. ive had it refuse to sell regular tier items, when i ahve it set to sell everything but legendary +5’s. it clearly bases this on the items actual BR, not the level or rarity of the item. and not its current BR either, but its +10 BR. i constantly have an inventory full of crap gear because its BR rating at +10 would be equal to a legendary +10. either that, or the system just dosent work and randomly decides what to and not to sell.

if you are NOT a paying player, youre gonna pretty much have to pick between zodiac, godesses, or skills because the chi cost becomes IMMENSE. allow me to elaborate:

the first commune for lorong costs 110,741 chi. and it just rises at huge rates. the 4th star of the 7th zodiac screen costs 52,860 chi per attempt, with a “normal” chance of success, that ultimately means you fail 2/3 times you try.
level 71 infinity strike costs only 9,148 chi, but has only a 65% success chance, and coupled with the fact that it costs the same for every skill(as far as i can tell) this becomes VERY expensive just to raise a skill by 1 or 2 levels. which is literally nothing in comparison to the cost.

one positive thing that isnt mentioned and really isnt at all obvious until an event comes around again, is that by obtaining R5 horses, or whatever rank of spear or cloak is required for the REAL event, you will get those bonuses EVERY TIME the event comes around. which will be about a week after. this means you should rush to get that first rank that provides rewards, because this is your only real chance of upgrading your horse/spear/cloak without storing items all month, once you get past the first or second rank. this isnt obvious, because alot of R2 games do the exact opposite, not allowing you to qualify for such rewards a second time even though its clearly a new, albeit repeated, event. as said, very good call on this one, but something tells me that R2 didnt plan it this way, the “company” who made this game did.

continuing to edit and add more issues.

 
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Topic: Blood and Jade / Fate's Hand

the master key says in game that it unlocks a “trinket chest M” not the “EXP chest M” so which is it? if it is the exp chest, which i believe since i have yet to see anything called a “trinket chest” then it needs to say this IN GAME. do you guys need somebody to help make this gibberish badly transliterated by an illiterate mexican, into a coherent sentance/statement in the language youre selling this shit in? seriously, start putting some effort into this.

 
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Topic: Blood and Jade / Iron Fan

spending gold on player stalls does not count towards the “big spender” gifts. this needs to be amended, because you are currently lying to your playerbase.

 
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Topic: Blood and Jade / Peach Garden

pfft. im about to just dispute the charges with my bank, a very easy thing to do since my primary reason for refilling was in fact this event, and denial of service due to lack of communication is more than reason enough to get the charges reversed. keep on ignoring that “bug ticket” i submitted guys. real smart.

 
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Topic: Blood and Jade / Peach Garden

WTF? i spent gold through a combination of stalls and the item shop, and didnt receive my 1k gift. i spent over 1k gold, and even though there is NO MENTION OF RESTRICTIONS ON PURCHASES APPLICABLE, i did not receive the promised items. i demand satisfaction sir or madam.

 
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Topic: Blood and Jade / Maintenance on 2/27: 00:00 PST, 03:00 EST, 08:00 GMT, and 16:00 GMT+8

in case you havent noticed, they dont tell us about server downtime until an hour or two before it happens. and oddly somehow, every single time my character NEVER goes offline. how is this possible?

 
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Topic: Blood and Jade / Immortal's Burden

how do you GET secret scrolls? there is no description saying how. am i to assume this is like the extra super special roses that were here a few days back, and i havent found anyone who had 1 drop, in that you have to recharge to obtain them? can we get even the barest amount of effort from you people in explaining what is supposed to be going on, or just expect to every once in a while see a stickied thread with vague information given to us as a wall of text?

hell, you dont even MENTION the secret scrolls except to say “gotta catch em all!” and give absolutely no information on them. oh sure. we know how to use them, but how are we supposed to GET them?

 
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Topic: Blood and Jade / Maintenance on 2/13: 00:00 PST, 03:00 EST, 08:00 GMT, and 16:00 GMT+8

also, is this trying to say that LATER there will be this down time? since my character didnt go down at all, ive got to assume that you honestly have no idea what a time zone is, or what day it is. 03:00 EST was 5 1/2 hours ago, 30 minutes after you posted this, and the “going offline” thing obviously never happened.

please have someone who is american, or at least british or knows english, do your updates, because its clear by things like this that youre actually having some guy in china copy/paste on babbllefish, making false statements based on the lack of understanding of the language which your company (R2games) claims to be a part of, but actually isnt in any way.

 
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Topic: Blood and Jade / Maintenance on 2/13: 00:00 PST, 03:00 EST, 08:00 GMT, and 16:00 GMT+8

how about you let us use the event drops for an extra day? nothing pisses me off like coming home from work, and finding that the 20 or so snowballs/roses/whateverthisweeksitemis are completely worthless, and all i can possibly do is sell them for 1c each or drop them. seriously, change the item and all, but allow the old item to ACT as the new item for 24 hours, or change them all into the new item or give us some way to do it.

 
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Topic: Bad Eggs Online 2 / mortar does not work

if youre going to completely rip off a game from the late 80’s, at least do it properly. mortar claims to “split into 3 missiles” and it dosent. yall wanna get on making your items do what they say?

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Gambling 4 Kids

oh my apologies, allow me to rephrase that to “no legislation that actually is effective and is acted upon”.

is that better for you?

the act youre referring to is a vaguely worded bunch of nonsense that essentially boils down to arbitrary prosecution of non existent law breaking. its a tool used very rarely, but to bludgeon certain website owners into forking over money to people who dont deserve it.

Protip: come at me son. im a fountain of knowledge and experience you cannot hope to touch, but i will gladly spray you with my mist of actually knowing what im talking about. i suggest you drink it in deeply.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Gambling 4 Kids

there seems to be alot of debate on what is, and isnt gamleing going on here. evidently some people here dont know how to look up the words they clearly do not know, so allow me to copy/paste from merriam webster for you.

1gam·ble verb \ˈgam-bəl\
: to play a game in which you can win or lose money or possessions : to bet money or other valuable things

: to risk losing (an amount of money) in a game or bet

: to risk losing (something valuable or important) in order to do or achieve something

in the united states of america, which it just so happens kongregate is technically in due to the DOT COM, and the fact that kongregate IS gamestop, which is a texas based company, it is quite illegal for minors to gamble. there however is no legislation pertaining to online gambling, but dont worry. its coming. to apply legislation to this would require constant monitoring of every americans internet and computer usage. which has been happening as we all know.

the fact is that most of these games with “gambling” are complete b/s here. youre obviously talking about the countless chinese/korean copy/paste “mmorpgs” that take 3 days to level up once. these games run on bot accounts, and “users” who are paid by the company to come here, buy kreds with the money they were given, and make it appear that people actually pay huge amounts of money to these games in hopes of making other people think that doing so will make them a great player on a “top rated game”.

kong even gives alot of these “games” badges, the question poses however, how do these games get here for a day or two, and they are front paged on the top scrolling banner, sometimes with badges in their first day? its obviously because kong is in on it with them, and the people at gamestop(which kongregate is a part of in case youre an idiot) want to get as much money as they can for anything they can, regardless of how terrible it makes their company look. just go to ANY gamestop in america, and youll see this is the case. why would they run their online gaming services any different?

hell, were talking about people who have a “gamestop app” which is a steam clone, that sells terribly low quality games like loki and dungeon lords mmxii for 10-30$. they do not care at all about the content of anything on this website, which is evident from looking through the “hot new games” at pretty much any point in time.

dont bother complaining about gambling when if you paid any attention, you would know that kongregate dosent care what you think, unless youre a kong+ member.

 
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Topic: Dragon Pals / The key to awakening dragons hot event glitch.

seeing as youre asking for help from people who cant do much of anything to the game they rent from china, youre hoping for a little bit too much.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / New game from Comanche_John

this isnt a game in any sense of the word. you sir are pathetic and should stop this travesty of pretending to be a developer.

 
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Topic: Sword & Magic / bug on my first attempt to play?

disregard this i guess. i just had to delete the character and make a new one. this confusing shit should not happen though.

 
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Topic: Sword & Magic / bug on my first attempt to play?

so ive never played this game, yet i have a premade character, with no name. i named him, he came equipped with a bunch of level 10 gear that didn’t effect damage or stats any. i am now level 5, and cannot equip ANYTHING. it all just has a circle with a line through it, in the right top corner. every piece of equipment shows this, regardless of respective levels.

please delete this character, and let me make my own. and preferably give me the apparently special ability of equipping items, and if there is an in game tutorial i would like to see that as well.

to make sure you actually understand what im saying “developers” :

因此,香港专业教育学院从来没有发挥过这种游戏,但我有一个预制性质,没有我的名字,给他起名,他就配有一个串的10级装备,并不影响任何损坏或统计数据,我现在5级,不能使任何东西,一切都是有一个圆,一条线穿过它,在右上角,每一个块设备显示了这一点,无论各自级别。请

删除此字符,然后让我说自己,最好是给我的特别的能力显然是项目的装备,如果有一个游戏的教程我希望可以看到。

所以香港專業教育學院從未發揮這種游戲,但我有一個premade性質,沒有名字,我叫他,他是具備一群一級10傳動裝置,並不影響損害或STATS任何。我現在第5級,並不能使任何東西,它都是有一個圈,一個線通過它,在右上角。每項設備表明這一點,不論各自一級,

請刪除這一性質,並讓我自己,最好是讓我顯然特別能力的裝備項目,如果有一個在游戲補習我想看到這種說法。

 
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Topic: Mecha Galaxy / HONOR GUARDS

http://www.kongregate.com/games/VictoryAwaits/mecha-galaxy?kv_join_guard=23919

 
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Topic: Dragon Pals / Devs don't care what we have to say

the simple fact that he appeared at a conference, and talked about how his company is nothing but a bunch of douches sitting around buying admittedly low quality games that exist ONLY to try and pump money out of losers willing to drop $100k to get “max level” makes me never want to play another R2 game again.

 

Topic: Swords & Potions 2 / Looking for Female Players! ^_^

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Topic: Swords & Potions 2 / can we stop with this?

we dont NEED any threads for recruiting. you can only have 12 people. your town will be full in 5 minutes if you just use the damn chat that we all have access to.

 
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Topic: Swords & Potions 2 / can we stop with this?

seriously. almost every forum post is about how you want people to join your towns. just post in the chat and stop flooding the forum with crap threads that will die in a few days because each town can only hold 12 people. please save forums for useful threads, so that people viewing the forum can see more then “PLEASE COME JOIN MY TOWN BECAUSE I WANT INTERNET FRIENDS

 
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Topic: Dragon Pals / Vet bull horn announcement

HEY MOD. you asked me my concerns. i have some legitimate questions for you in there and i want answers.

 
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Topic: Dragon Pals / battle speed up problems

probably the exact same way. try it. i dont use ff so idk